As the saying goes: wine is like character. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Shao Jiajin felt that this was the top-notch truth of the truth.

Glancing at a certain famous Nanxia lying on the couch, Shao Jiajin couldn't help but admire.

Speaking of common sense, any drunk guy who is either "upside down and upside down, like a wave" or "low and high, staggering and refusing to fall", but like the cat who is not noisy, barking, snoring, or drunk, and even lying on the bed is a straight and benchmark appearance, it is really too boring......

Smearing hangover powder on the tip of Zhanzhao's nose, Shao Jiajin sighed and glanced at the other two famous knights in the room who were already fighting their mouths and almost became cross-eyed.

"Yizhimei, you don't want to toast and not eat and drink!"

The one who is full of confidence and arrogant is a certain comrade who has been famous for a long time, but at this time, his eyes are red, his cheeks are puffed up, and his chic image is gone.

"I have already made it clear that Shang Fang's treasure knife was not stolen from Xia."

At the end of the words, the lazy tone is the first thief comrade in the rivers and lakes, even if he tries his best to excuse himself, he is still a leisurely appearance of a turtle sitting and turning into a fine.

"Who else is it not you? The white pink plum blossoms on the beam are ironclad proof! Bai Yutang continued to puff out his cheeks.

"Plum blossoms are imitations of other people's paintings." "Yizhimei" twisted his neck and disdained it.

"This is nothing more than your excuse!" Bai Yutang jumped up.

"There is no excuse for the sin that you want to add!" "Yizhimei" yawned.

Bai Yutang glared at the posture of "Yizhimei" who had been leaning softly on the collapse, and began to attack him personally, "The soft-footed shrimp with no bones has no courage to act bonelessly!" ”

"Yizhimei" Feng Yan glanced at Bai Yutang's puffed handsome face, not to be outdone, and began to fight back: "A coquettish sissy, she has the ability to spew blood!" ”

"You!"

The peach blossom eyes cracked in an instant, Bai Yutang shot up, and rushed forward to pinch the neck of "Yizhimei".

"Yizhimei" shook his body, and changed his position in the blink of an eye, still in the same posture of supporting his cheeks, which made Bai Yutang pounce.

Bai Yutang was willing to give up, and easily picked up the teapot on his side and flew out.

"Yizhimei" shifted his shape and transposition with one move, and his body turned, and the teapot smashed against the wall and shattered.

"See how long you can hide?!" Bai Yutang's eyes widened, and with a hand, he threw out six tea bowls.

I have to say that the brocade rat Bai Yutang does have two brushes, although the posture of skimming the tea bowl is quite similar to the shrew scolding the street, but the skill of skimming the tea bowl is absolutely unambiguous, and I saw that the tea bowls were swishing and flying towards the "Yizhimei" with a murderous aura, with a tricky angle, splitting the head and covering the face, and a good hand of hidden weapon kung fu.

"Yizhimei" didn't dare to be careless, and slipped down from the collapse, half-lying and half-slippery on the ground, and actually dodged again.

"Bang dang dang dang"

The tea bowl was smashed by a touch, and the crisp sound scattered with the shattered porcelain pieces, and then looked at the white jade hall and the "one branch of plum" were already difficult to solve and fight in one place.

The white shadow is as bright as lightning, the moves are sharp, the black clothes are as obscure as a ghost, and the two of them are as if they are passing through a typhoon, the table is crooked and the chairs are slanted, the cloth curtains are fragmented, the table legs, chair cushions, and rags are rushing around, and everything that can fly and throw is left out anyway.

"Yizhimei" is outstanding, but after all, it is not as superb as Bai Yutang's internal skills, and after a long time, it gradually becomes a little powerless and slightly defeated. Bai Yutang will not let go of the opportunity, the wind is under his feet, and he is pressing step by step, "Yizhimei" is forced to be tight, and he is about to be captured.

"'Yizhimei', you still haven't kept your promise to leave Linfeng Tower quickly, and what are you tossing upstairs?! Is it impossible to tear down the entire restaurant?! ”

Suddenly, there was a shout outside the door, and the door was kicked open.

The three people in the room were stunned for a moment, and froze at the same time.

I saw a group of people holding all kinds of guys standing outside the door angrily, it was the shopkeeper of Linfeng Building and his men.

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The birds are crying, the morning breeze is warm, the clouds are warm at dawn, and the flowers are flying into the nose.

Zhan Zhao slowly opened his eyes, only to feel as if his whole body had been run over by a stone mill, every inch of flesh was aching faintly, and the headache seemed to be about to crack.

Slightly narrowed his eyes and recalled all the experiences he had experienced last night, and he could only vaguely remember that he seemed to have seen "a plum", and his heart was relieved, and he was hit on the top of his head by the strength of the wine, and he was drunk and unconscious......

Thinking of this, Zhan Zhao couldn't help but be surprised, hurriedly turned over and got up, and looked around for the figure of "Yizhimei".

When I looked at it, the black and white figures sitting opposite each other by the door seemed to be sticking to the wrong door, glaring at each other angrily.

“…… A plum? Zhanzhao's eyes widened a little.

Injured yesterday, half of his fair and half blue and black face began to twitch, and he squeezed out a sentence for a while: "It's down!" ”

Zhan Zhao glanced at Bai Yutang, then turned to "Yizhimei" and asked, "Dare to ask Shang Fang's treasure knife, but your Excellency stole it?" ”

"Yizhimei" settled down, returned to that lazy appearance, and half-raised her eyelids and said: "Naturally not, it's not idle and nothing to do, what are you doing stealing that troublesome thing?" ”

"But the white pink plum blossoms on that beam ......"

"It's someone else's imitation."

"Do you know who has the ability to imitate paintings?"

"I don't know."

"I really don't know?"

"I don't know."

Zhan Zhao quietly looked at "a plum", and his thin lips hooked up a few points, sprinkling the room with a warm spring.

"Except for the white-pink plum blossom on the beam, there is no trace of it in the warehouse of the empty island, Shang Fang's treasure knife seems to disappear out of thin air, the thief must be extremely skilled, and the thief is superb, looking at the rivers and lakes, Zhan only knows that one person has such a ability." Speaking of this, Zhan Zhao suddenly withdrew his smile, his bottomless dark eyes radiated a fine light, and he said sharply, "The only way to do this is to ask Your Excellency to go to Kaifeng Mansion with Zhan to repay Your innocence." ”

"Yizhimei" raised her eyebrows: "You have this ability?" ”

Zhan Zhao smiled again: "Zhan doesn't dare to boast, but Zhan still admires the ability of the Trap Island Jinmao Mouse very much." ”

When Bai Yutang heard the coke, he came over with a smile and said, "Soft-footed shrimp, Lord Mao Sheng invites you to visit Kaifeng Mansion, are you interested."

The corners of "Yizhimei" trembled again: "Just go, what's the matter." Everyone in the world knows that Lord Bao of Kaifeng Mansion is like a god in judging the case, and I believe that Lord Bao will naturally not be convicted of the crime just by virtue of a white pink plum blossom! ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhan, Bai, and Shao were stunned at the same time.

"Lord Zhan," Shao Jiajin said, "My subordinates feel that it is inappropriate to invite 'Yizhimei' to Kaifeng Mansion. ”

The three of them looked back at Shao Jiajin in surprise at the same time.

Shao Jiajin continued to say with a straight face: "According to the subordinates, it is inferred that 'Yizhimei' is not the person who stole the knife, if such an innocent person is brought back to Kaifeng Mansion, the subordinates really can't bear it. ”

"Can't bear it?" Bai Yutang touched his chin and asked with interest.

Shao Jiajin sighed: "This has to start with the name of the adult's Qing official." ”

"Oh?"

"People in the world only know that Lord Bao is incorruptible, but who knows the sadness behind this incorruptibility. The officials of Kaifeng Mansion can only eat green vegetables and tofu for two meals a day, and they can only see some meat stars for more than half a year, and Master Gongsun is so thin that he only has skin and bones......"

"Little Shaozi, Lord Bao's figure seems to be quite rich." Bai Yutang reminded.

"Alas!" Shao Jiajin sighed, put on a sad face and said, "The fifth master doesn't know, just because of the tight funds in the house, the adults have no choice but to eat as much as they can when other officials are entertained, and strive to do: drink less, eat more, stand up if you can't reach it, eat one more meal is a meal, and eat one more bite to reduce the pressure of the government, long-term overeating and uneven eating lead to physical gain." ”

"......" Bai Yutang was stunned.

"......" and "Yizhimei" were stunned.

Zhan Zhao's face of surprise gradually turned into a faint smile, coughed twice, and said: "Shao Yashi, how can the affairs of the government be easily known to outsiders. ”

Bai Yutang and "Yizhimei" turned their heads to stare at Zhanzhao at the same time, and their surprises were even heavier.

Shao Jiajin peeked at Zhanzhao, wiped a handful of cold sweat, and was secretly frightened:

This cat is really tight, and any word is the finishing touch, which is more effective than our ten sentences. Tsk, but who would have thought that the dignified Nanxia Zhanzhao would be able to tell nonsense without changing his face and heart without beating - so this person who doesn't lie occasionally makes up nonsense will definitely get twice the result with half the effort.

"Zhan-sama!" Shao Jiajin clenched his fists and continued with a look of shame: "The subordinates also know that the ugliness of the family cannot be publicized, but the subordinates will feel a sense of pity when they see Your Excellency 'Yizhimei', if this person is not the one who stole the knife, why should he be arrested and returned to the ya, and suffer from the death penalty in that prison?!" ”

"Capital punishment?" "Yizhimei" changed his face slightly, and interjected.

"Brother Mei!" Shao Jiajin suddenly stepped forward and said earnestly to "Yizhimei", "Do you know why as soon as the prisoners enter Kaifeng Mansion, they all rush to admit guilt and accept punishment?" ”

"Yizhimei" shook her face and shook her head.

"That's all because of the capital punishment in the Kaifeng Mansion prison. Speaking of the capital punishment, it was not deliberately inflicted by anyone, but because the Kaifeng Mansion was too poor. You think, Master Bao is so frugal, and the food in the prison is naturally not much better, to be exact, it is too bad. ”

After a pause, he said, "All the people who enter the government prison are treated the same, one meal a day, and only one bowl of green vegetable porridge, speaking of the green vegetable porridge, it is called a light, a bowl of porridge will never exceed two vegetable leaves, fifteen grains of rice, drinking so that the prisoners in the prison are dizzy, dazzling, there are signs of dying in less than seven days, and those who can survive until ten days must be martial arts people with deep internal skills." However, the head of the Kaifeng Mansion is strictly controlled, and it is even more difficult if someone wants to visit the prison to improve the food. Therefore, as soon as this prisoner came to court, he must have cried and shouted confessions, just to leave this hell on earth as soon as possible. ”

Sighing, Shao Jiajin retreated to Zhanzhao's side, hugged his fists and said, "Lord Zhan, it's better to ......"

Zhan Zhao looked calm, glanced at Shao Jiajin, then at the stiff Bai Yutang, and finally stared straight at "Yizhimei", and said in a deep voice: "Zhan's duty is offended." ”

"Wait!" "Yizhimei" jumped up from the slump, turned around in a circle, and after a while, he didn't want to say quietly, "I think about it now, there is a senior brother below, and there is often a habit of stealing under the name ......." ”

Zhan Zhao's face did not change, and he glanced at Shao Jiajin with his spare eyes, and said, "I don't know where your senior brother is now?" ”

"This ......" "Yizhimei" wrinkled his face.

Zhan Zhao squinted.

"It seems to be in the ...... of Linxian County"

"Can you lead the way?"

"You can draw a map ...... below"

Zhan Zhao secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "Then there is labor......"

Before the words fell, I heard the door of the house kicked open, and the shopkeeper of Linfeng Building led a group of men to stand at the door and shouted:

"Yizhimei, today you must abide by the agreement and get out of the Linfeng Building!"

Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang, and Shao Jiajin looked at each other, and at the same time looked at the first thief in the rivers and lakes whose complexion had changed drastically.

In the end, Bai Yutang made the final decision:

"Soft-footed shrimp, let's go with us!"