Hiding his merit and fame, Zhang Xiaoqiang accepted it when he saw it and went home directly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He didn't care about the outcome of the second half, and this time he accidentally pretended to be a B that had already overfulfilled his task.

After arriving home, the old pig was still fighting in front of the computer, Zhang Xiaoqiang did not bother, and entered the room by himself, ready to take a nap for a while.

As soon as I got into bed, a stream of consciousness flashed through my head.

Congratulations! Receive a gift box.

Yo he, today is still good luck!

Zhang Xiao couldn't wait to open the gift box.

The giver of the inner reality is Wu Song.

Draw out the Destiny Card, on which it is clearly written "Three bowls are not enough".

"Three bowls are not post": Jingyanggang rice wine, this wine nourishes yin and nourishes the skin, invigorates the blood and dispels cold, and activates the meridians.

Usage Restrictions: Unlimited.

How to use: Equip it.

It turned out to be wine! Zhang Xiaoqiang, who doesn't drink much himself, couldn't help but lack interest after seeing the actual content of the card.

Go to bed! Falling on the bed with a grunt, Zhang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes and closed his eyes, and the shape of Su Lengche's leather coat and leather pants appeared in his mind.

Thinking about the bewitching figure of the ice beauty, Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt a burst of heat on his body, and the YY cells unique to otaku began to be excited.

Suddenly, the phone rang at an inopportune time.

Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed it and drank in annoyance: "Who!?" ”

"Me." The earpiece came with the same high-pitched tone.

Zhang Xiaoqiang wilted when he heard this: "Big, auntie!?" ”

"Well, you kid still has a little conscience, I can hear your aunt's voice."

"Uh, hehe, auntie, you, you're here?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked tentatively.

"No, I'm in a bit of a hurry here, and I can't get over it for the time being."

"Huh~" Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's psychology fell down a big mountain.

"Where are you now?"

"At home."

"At home again? Playing games, right? How many times have I told you? A big boy's family has nothing to do, always playing games at home. I told you to pay more attention to national affairs, you must be on the sidelines! How serious the imbalance between men and women is now! The ratio of men to women is ten to one, the wolf has more meat and less meat, child, why don't you have a sense of distress at all!? What do you say is the use of just playing those games, and in the future you plan to shout Demacia and steal your wife from someone? I said you're not a big boss, so why don't you find some brains. ”

"Uh...... Auntie, you even know about Demacia? Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.

"It's not for you to worry about.,I don't know what's so fun about that game.,Some time ago, in order to figure out why you little rabbit cubs are always addicted to it.,Your aunt and I played for a few days.,It's 5 villains back and forth.。 Boring not? ”

Haha, Y's must have been abused by elementary school students.

"It's not challenging at all, you said that thing can be eaten at such a high level?"

"Hehe, what rank are you now, auntie?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked with a smile.

"I just got on the diamond yesterday, why are you asking this!?"

"Damn! The great aunt is mighty! ”

"Don't be poor anywhere! Let's talk about formality!! ”

"Auntie, I'm only 20 this year, so I don't need to be so anxious about talking about friends." Zhang Xiaoqiang cried.

"Salted Fish Thoughts!! Child, Lao Tzu once said that the young man does not work hard, and the boss has no wife. ”

"Uh, auntie, what did Lao Tzu say?"

"Well, that's what your grandfather said back then, what's wrong?"

"No, it's fine."

"Listen, the eldest aunt knows that your kid is not four or six, and this time I called you to tell you that I found a partner for you, and this afternoon at the Jinding Cafe, you went over to meet people."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's face was full of bitterness: "Blind date? ”

"What do you say!? If you don't take the initiative to attack under your conditions, can you still come to you as a girl? I can tell you, I investigated the situation of other girls, the conditions are good, dignified and beautiful, or a foreign language major, English level 8, Japanese level 1, German level 2. You look at other people's skills, the same college students, what about you!? ”

Depend on! What's wrong with brother? I QQ30 grade, yellow diamond grade 7, red diamond grade 3, colored diamond grade 4, green diamond grade 2, super diamond grade 1...... Is brother proud? Is the brother inflated?

"Hey, did you hear what Auntie said?"

"Listen, hear."

"I can tell you, meet at 2 o'clock this afternoon, you dress me up, be on time, don't call people to wait! Also, if you dare not go...... Hum! ”

Hearing the two hums from the eldest aunt, Zhang Xiaoqiang's legs and stomach went soft.

This is the root of the disease branded in childhood, and it is the story of blood and tears that the feather duster and ass have to say.

"Don't worry, auntie, the mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, I will definitely go!"

Toot toot! The phone is busy.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was powerless to throw away his mobile phone, and walked to the living room in despair.

The old pig subconsciously raised his eyebrows and glanced at it, flicked off the cigarette butts and ashes, and asked, "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?" Why are you listless? ”

"I have to go on a blind date in the afternoon." Planted on the sofa, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the sky like a dead dog.

"That's a good thing." The old pig was puzzled and stopped his movements.

"What's that?" Now on a blind date, it sounds good that both men and women meet to discuss the matter of the partner. Actual...... It's a proper B slap in the face conference.

Like Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has no money, no house, and no car, he went on a blind date with a girl, what is the difference between making a face and calling someone to beat him?

"Alas, Brother Pig, you don't understand these things for you. In short, you remember, cherish life and stay away from your aunt! ”

Now, the knife is on his neck, and Zhang Xiaoqiang has no way out.

After picking out a piece of clothes that were still alive, Zhang Xiaoqiang stepped onto the "Aqiu No. 1", and under the scorching sun, he tragically embarked on the road to Jinding Cafe.

When he arrived at the ground and parked, Zhang Xiaoqiang entered the store and found a window seat to sit down.

To be honest, the first blind date was quite nervous.

Zhang Xiaoqiang rubbed his hands back and forth a little crampedly, this is a young girl who is not too tall and has a fair complexion and walks to the table: "Excuse me, are you Zhang Xiaoqiang?" ”

"I am, you ......"

"Hehe, Lin Qian."

"Ahh Ma Yu stood up, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly learned from the appearance of the male pig's feet in the idol drama and compared to the opposite seat: "Please sit, please sit." ”

Lin Qian sat down and placed her handbag on the edge of the chair.

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at it, good guy, it seems that the price is very high.

If the enemy does not move, I will not move. Zhang Xiaoqiang, who is familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War, understands that this stage is the stage of observing words and feelings, and whoever speaks first will lose.

Finally, under the depressed atmosphere on the field, Lin Qian took the lead in opening the conversation.

"Mr. Zhang, you don't look the same as the photo."

Extinguish haha! Spoken, you still spoke!

Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled: "Have you seen my photo?" ”

"Yes, but you're more ...... than you are now Hehe, white. ”