Chapter 163 (14000 Recommended+)
Kang Ri also wanted to pretend to be confused, looking at Zhang Jun with the innocent expression after he played with Grandma Kang's duckling when he was a child, his eyes were facing each other, and electric sparks sounded. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's a pity that Zhang Jun is not Grandma Kang who hurts her grandson to the heart, and Kang Ri is not a cheap duckling, but three beauties that are worth 10,000 yuan that are related to someone's dignity.
Stinky boy back for me!
Shanxing closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at Zhang Jun's hideous face, although he wanted to retreat and continue to look at Zhang Zhilin's chic four eyebrows, but husband and wife are one, naturally they want to share hardships, she is not the kind of selfish woman!
What's more, those three beauties still stole it for her!
Shanxing hurriedly took out the Singapore curry-flavored beef jerky from the kitchen and diligently delivered it to Zhang Jun and Ouyang, hoping that the beef jerky would shine and play a strong lubricating role.
The beef jerky is still very powerful, the dark clouds on Zhang Dashen's face have dissipated a lot, and the smile on Ouyang Dashen's face has not gone down.
Shanxing sighed, it would be good if it was useful, but she forgot that there was a pig teammate beside her.
"Shanshan, you took out all the beef jerky, what do I eat at night?" Kang Ri was not happy when he saw that his snacks were contributed.
Good deeds caress his forehead helplessly, and he is really not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates!
The dark clouds on Zhang Jun's face returned, and it was so black that he could squeeze out the ink, and he said coldly: "Did you take it out yourself?" Or shall I go to your bedroom and get it? ”
The little bastard is still a little shallow, didn't he see the eyes that glanced at the bedroom from time to time just now?
Kang Ri looked at Zhang Jun in surprise, hum!
After the skylight incident, Kang Ri had to slowly walk to the room and bring out the three beautiful flowers.
The three beauties are still enchanting under the moisture of clear water, Zhang Jun saw that the flowers were still beautiful, and he breathed a sigh of relief, and the 10,000 yuan was in hand.
Ouyang saw that the corners of his eyes twitched, and the three big beauties were inserted in the old godmother's bottle, just like letting Xi Shi pick up a hammer, violently destroying the heavens!
Zhang Jun, who received 10,000 yuan, was not angry, sat down with Singapore curry beef jerky, crunched and chewed several pieces of beef jerky, chewing Kang Ri and the good deeds' little heart liver hurt and panicked.
The beef jerky was chewed with a fragrant mouth, and Zhang Jun's mood was better, but he still forced Kang Ri, who was standing with his head down, with a straight face: "Tell me honestly, why do you want to cut my flowers?" Is it revenge on me? Because I always scold you? ”
Kang Ri shook his head like a rattle, the world can be seen, if he wants to take revenge on Zhang Jun, he will poke the tire directly, why cut the flowers?
"Why is that?" Zhang Jun snorted coldly, the stinky boy still doesn't admit it? He could think of revenge with his ass!
Kang Ri twisted for a long time, and then Ai Ai said: "Shanshan likes flowers, I ......"
Zhang Jun didn't believe it, "Your daughter-in-law likes to buy it from the flower shop?" There's a flower shop downstairs, who are you coaxing? ”
Kang Ri is also on fire, a stinky boy, you are not the father of this young master, why do you always scold him!
"The florist doesn't need money to buy flowers, huh? A flower costs ten yuan, and three flowers are thirty yuan, which is not good-looking and cost-effective, so a fool will buy it! Kang Ri turned to teach Zhang Jun a lesson, looking like you are that fool.
The corners of Ouyang's mouth twitched, but Zhang Jun was so angry that he wanted to burst his blood vessels, and he was reluctant to spend money to buy flowers to cut his flowers?
I'm really going to get by!
It's just that his flowers are much more expensive than those in the flower shop!
Zhang Jun nibbled on a few more pieces of beef jerky, and said with a sneer: "Yes, it's quite a good day." ”
Kang Ri raised his chin tremblingly, and he was quite modest: "There is still a gap between the requirements of Shanshan." ”
I can't bear to look at it anymore, my husband is really stupid and cute, and I didn't even hear what Zhang Jun said the opposite!
The muscles on Zhang Jun's face twitched, he couldn't hold it anymore, and Ouyang next to him had already turned his back and laughed wildly.
Adjusting his facial expression to a cold and ruthless state, the corners of Zhang Jun's mouth hooked slightly, and he said lightly: "Do you know how much my three flowers cost?" ”
Kang Ri was very sincere, and said in Grandma Kang's simple language: "How much does it cost to grow your own flowers?" Cut it and grow it, apply more fertilizer, water and pull the weeds on time, it will grow in a few days, or I will apply some fertilizer to you every day, right? ”
Zhang Jun resisted the urge to squash Kang Ri to death, although he knew that Kang Ri had no good words in his mouth, he still asked: "What kind of fertilizer do you apply?" ”
Kang Ri had an expression on his face that you don't even know this, and Zhang Jun's paws itched again.
"What else can be fertilized? Of course, it's the farm's fertilizer, my grandmother said, my pee is the best fertilizer in the world, and no fertilizer can compare! ”
"It's a big deal, I work hard to go to your office every day to leave some pee for that pot of flowers, and keep it to bloom a lot of flowers!"
Ouyang couldn't help it, he laughed wildly, Kang Ri is so funny, he pees every day?
How did he come up with it?
Do you use Zhang Jun's office as a bathroom?
Hahaha!
Shanxing also wanted to laugh, but when she saw Zhang Jun's angry appearance, she immediately pressed the urge to laugh, lowered her head and smiled very ladylikely.
"You stop the dirty thoughts in my head right now, Kang-ri-why are you so disgusting? You're disgusting! You... You are simply unreasonable! Zhang Jun only felt that the meal he had just eaten was churning in his stomach, and he roared to rush out of his throat.
Kang Ri disagreed: "Mr. Zhang, what you said is not right, where is the farmhouse fertilizer dirty?" What kind of rice, vegetables, and fruits do we eat that are not raised by the farm? The vegetables grown by the farmer are sweet and tender, much better than the vegetables grown in urea, like the green vegetables you eat tonight, right? ”
Zhang Jun nodded subconsciously, the green vegetables in the evening were really good, sweet and soft, much better than those in the restaurant.
Kang Ri was proud: "This green vegetable is planted by my grandmother, and all the farm fertilizer is used, including chicken and duck poop, dog poop, and of course, my poop......"
Zhang Jun couldn't hold back any longer, covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom, vomiting upside down.
Kang Ri was dumbfounded, why did he still vomit?
No wonder Mr. Zhang is so thin after eating so much, pulling down and vomiting on the top, what else is left in his stomach?
What a waste!
Kang Ri not only thought so, but also said: "Teacher Zhang, you are really, eat less if you have a bad stomach, so much beef jerky is eaten in vain!" ”
Young Master Kang is still distressed about his beef jerky!
Ouyang and good deeds collectively supported his forehead, and Zhang Jun met such a stupid and cute apprentice as Kang Ri, which was also his calamity!
Zhang Jun, who had an empty stomach, no longer had the strength to be angry, and after he came out, he directly asked Ouyang to transfer 10,000 yuan over, and his broken heart could only be appeased by 10,000 yuan.
Then he made a request, ten catties of Singapore curry beef jerky, one or two can't be missing, otherwise he will let Kang Ri stay up all night every day!
Hum!
Don't you feel sorry for beef jerky? Lao Tzu wants your daughter-in-law to make ten catties of beef jerky, and I feel sorry for you every day! (To be continued.) )