Volume 1 The Mist of Birth Chapter 0619 The Rooster Man
The three eyes are not jealous, they are not interested in the moonlight Niangniang, they say that they are too old, and they are not suitable for themselves, and Chang'e is younger, especially after becoming tender, which is very endearing......
Chang'e doesn't know what she's doing inside?
The three eyes have already asked, for the matter of the Toad Palace, he took the doppelganger to find the eldest aunt, and he was not afraid to blame it, isn't that more serious?
Actually, I just want to see the doppelganger of the moonlight lady, why don't you listen to someone's command?
The three eyes don't like to listen: "Didn't I tell you?
Moonlight Niangniang shouted to the dormitory: "Doppelganger, come out quickly!"
I didn't see it come out of the gate and flash in front of us......
"Oh - he's a quick learner! I've just learned seventy-two changes, and people will apply it?"
Moonlight Niangniang is very comforting: "Doppelganger?
As soon as this guy appeared, he pulled the horse's face and snorted, "Don't talk to my wife! Don't you have a wife? What are you talking about here?"
Why does it sound so unpleasant? Sister Moonlight is my wife, he has taken a big advantage, and he still wants to sell well?
Three-Eyes whispered to me, "Don't forget, what I told you. ”
This kind of thing must be told to Sister Moonlight, pass the word on, but I didn't expect that the doppelganger didn't have to listen to it, and he knew it.
Moonlight Lady was very happy, but she didn't laugh, and waved her hand and said, "Okay, okay! It's all my baby, don't quarrel together!"
I really want to punch him in the head, and no one will dare to snatch my wife from me!
The three eyes bit my ear again: "How can there be such a stupid person?
I was so anxious that I shrunk and got through my doppelganger's nostrils, getting a lot of boogers and making him very uncomfortable......
However, I have come to the brain and watched for a long time, twisted and twisted, and I can't figure out where the brain is in charge.
Sister Moonlight's voice came from outside: "Master Rabbit, come out quickly! Don't stay inside, people are uncomfortable!"
It was useless to stay here, it flew out of his pupils, and it turned around a few times to become the same way it was......
Three-Eyes was curious and asked, "Have you discovered the New World?"
"What are you talking about? Isn't it because I don't have a good eye for fire? If it's three eyes, won't the problem be solved?"
Sister Moonlight said, "No blame! Whoever goes in is the same." ”
The three eyes didn't think so, and the body shrank, burrowed through the doppelganger's ear, came to the side of the brain, and used the middle eye to scan the cerebral cord, and everything was normal, even after several scans......
He couldn't figure it out, so he opened the eyelids of the doppelganger and popped out, frowning, shaking his head, and said, "After reading it, it's the same as what the rabbit owner said." ”
Thinking that he was being tricked by someone else, the clone stared at the three eyes and roared, "What are you doing? I'm going to get into your ears and turn around......"
Three-eyed kicked his legs and flew up, looked back at me, and shouted, "Follow me-"
The two of us came out of the big moon, the sea was unusually bright, shining with basket-colored waves, and flew out of the moon palace for a while, zigzag all the way...... I really want to ask, why are you going?
There were a lot of white clouds in the sky, which reminded me of Silly Red Mom, who came to take a look and didn't find the target......
Three-Eyes stopped and shouted into the air, "Where are you?"
Only then did he shout again, flashed, and an old man came out, with disordered hair, overlapping eyes, wearing a black robe, holding eyes in his hand, and asked, "Erlang God, are you looking for this king?"
We faced him, and the three eyes introduced, "There's such a strange thing......
The multi-eyed king was not excited, but said, "I don't have so much time, why don't you go to Taishang Laojun?"
Three Eyes whispered: "Master Lao Jun has a false name, he can't do this kind of thing at all, or your eyes are much more harmful than mine." ”
Everyone is willing to listen to the words of praise, and so is the multi-eyed king, who thinks about it for a while and says, "Lead the way!"
The three-eyed turned and flew desperately, I followed closely and looked back when I entered the moon, and the multi-eyed king did not come......
"What kind of broken king is this? Words don't count! Cause us to run for nothing?"
Three Eyes was no longer interested, and flew straight into the big moon, and I was right next to him, trying to complain......
The multi-eyed king flashed and said, "It turned out to be here in the moonlight lady." He bowed his head in particular, made a big salute, and asked, "What about the doppelganger?"
The moonlight lady shouted to the dormitory: "Hey, come out!"
The guy heard it, and walked over in a long moonshine coat and shaking his head......
The multi-eyed king began to probe, first with red eyes, then with basket eyes to scan, and finally with yellow eyes, the result was very disappointing, regretfully: "No matter how many eyes I have, I can see the name inside, let's go!"
Three eyes whispered into his ear, and I didn't hear a word, and I wonder what happened to Sister Moonlight.
The multi-eyed king didn't squeak, and put the big eyes in his hand on the forehead of the doppelganger, feeling that something was shaking in his eyes, he took it down and hung it high in the air, magnified it fifteen times, and the name came out!
Everyone stares, like Monkey King, but the head is not a monkey, the hands are like a pair of wings, and the lower part is a human ......
Moonlight Niangniang knew, and said inexplicably: "Chicken man." ”
The three eyes flashed an invisible line with their hands, threw it into the eyeball in the air, and came out with a pull......
The cry of "chirp chirp" was gone as soon as it reached his hand......
I took the opportunity to retract it, and the doppelganger slowly walked over, burrowed into my body and disappeared......
"That's weird!" I put on his long moonshine shirt, and what about the doppelganger next to the matchmaker?
King Duomu said simply: "These can find Erlang God, this king has no time." "Shrink your eyes in the air, fly for a while, and you'll be gone......
Moonlight Niangniang's mood is not very good? There were originally two rabbit masters, but now there is one less; women, like men, have a strong dominating mentality; two men are better than one!
Erlang God stared at me: "Master Rabbit, it's time to move the sea out of the moon?"
The moonlight lady is not Chang'e, the sea is not in the moon, it has no effect on her, she grabbed my hand tightly and said: "We are not sexually blessed yet, the queen mother will deal with the affairs of the sea!"
If you don't listen to your uncle's orders, you won't come to the rabbit owner, and even if you let your aunt deal with it, you have to move the sea out......
The Moonlight Lady didn't talk to the three eyes, and pulled me tightly into the dormitory, and slammed the door shut......
I looked out the window, and the three eyes were spinning around for a while, before they flew away......
The Moonlight Lady has been widowed for a long time, and it is impossible to make up for the debt after only a little time with the doppelganger; it looks extremely barbaric; she lifts me up high, flies to the moonlight bed, and throws it hard; hum and screams out......