Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha......

It was the same situation as yesterday, when I woke up in the morning, I noticed that there was something wrong with the way everyone looked at me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Especially the little demon girl, when she saw me, it was like seeing a ghost, and she turned her head and fled, until Will, who came back from the southern market to see the Black Hand Twin Cities. A nervous look pulled me into the corner again. said in a low voice: "Wang Ming, I heard that you are interested in the little demon?" ”

Belch?

Lord Tiger Cat, didn't the two of us talk about releasing our previous suspicions and talking about making friends yesterday, and you are actually behind my back?

But I'm not so easy to back down, since I was picked out by that guy, I nodded and admitted: "Yes, what's wrong, my fair lady and gentleman, isn't this a normal thing?" ”

If it was possible, Will must be in a black sweat at this moment, and said in a low voice: "But, don't you know that the little demon girl and Lu Zuo are a pair?" ”

I said?

Will saw my innocent face and said, "Didn't anyone tell you?"

I said no, I talked to the tiger cat for half a night yesterday, and it didn't tell me a word.

Will had to tell me solemnly at this time. Say that's good, I'll tell you now, Lu Zuo and the little demon are a couple, although they can't see it now with all kinds of twists, all kinds of pretensions, and all kinds of pretenses. However, these two people, you and me, Qingqing and me, my heart has been so strong that it is outrageous, and the love is indescribable, but the corner is not something that you, the king next door, can pry......

I was speechless, and said Big guy, I just looked at the beauty of the little girl, so I just asked one more word, and I didn't do anything?

Will said to me earnestly: "Wang Ming, although I know that some habits are difficult to change once they are formed, you Chinese have an old saying, called 'friends and wives should not be deceived', and it is time to pay attention." You still have to pay attention. ”

I really don't think so......

He asked again, rightly, Wang Ming, you don't have the idea of settling in Europe for the time being, right?

I said no. I said I couldn't speak English, how could I go to Europe?

Will breathed a long sigh of relief, then couldn't help but smile and said to me, "That's good, if you do move to Europe one day, you must inform me, and the key point is that you must not move next door to me." My dear Angelena, I can't let you pry ...... away."

Belch......

Suddenly, like a spring breeze came overnight, the legend of the old king next door was everywhere, and I realized why everyone saw why my eyes were wrong.

Because every one of them will recite a word in his heart when he sees me.

Even the little demon's idea dared to fight, and he really deserved to be the king next door. Tsuchimaru is a talent.

Only the old ghost came over to comfort me at this time, saying brother, don't be depressed, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower, that little demon girl is beautiful, but there is no single girl in this world who is more beautiful than her, let's find it slowly in the future, there is no need to hang yourself on a crooked neck tree.

I'm already on the verge of collapse at this time, saying old ghost, even you don't believe me?

The old ghost couldn't help laughing, and said no, let's send people under the fence now, and when we go to Europe in the future, we will be in crisis everywhere, and we have to be taken care of by more people......

I'll rub it!

It wasn't until the afternoon that the initiator of this incident flew over to me again as if nothing had happened, and said Hey, Lao Wang, why do you feel that your complexion is not very good?

I didn't dare to hurt this fat bird, and I didn't want to be at the mercy of it, so I only said with a cold face: "Everyone looks at you like a monster, can you look good?" ”

The guy stretched and said no, I think it's good, a beautiful man like me, even if he hides in the night, he shines like a firefly, as long as he gets used to it.

I went crazy and said I was talking about me!

The tiger cat was stunned for a moment, and said that although you look a little sissy, and you have three eyes like Erlang God, it's not very strange, isn't it?

I angrily scolded it, "Don't you blame you for it? ”

The tiger cat puffed up its belly and said blame me?

I say I'll blame you.

What's going on with it, we have to be reasonable, I didn't do anything to fix you today, you can't frame me for no reason, right?

I said that you didn't do anything to fix me, but you told everyone that I liked the little demon, and you also connected me with the old king next door in a colorful way, don't you know that Lu Zuo looked at me today, and he couldn't wait to eat me.

As soon as he said this, the fat hen let out another demonic shrill laugh: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha......"

I blackened my face and said have you laughed enough?

The tiger cat almost choked on his saliva, and then he barely stopped.

It said to me: "Okay, okay, I apologize to you for this matter, I just want to stimulate Lu Zuo, lest he and the little demon be awkward all day long, so that others will be anxious - I didn't think it through, so let's do it, as compensation, I'll give you a hexagram." ”

I remembered yesterday's unfortunate incident, and hurriedly waved my hand, saying, I have received my kindness, I still want to go to Europe alive, so let's wash and sleep, right?

The tiger cat said angrily: "Let me tell you, I am very powerful, you know how to fight? Xiao Keming's kid goes out to set up a stall every day, and he is always surrounded by some little girls, saying that he is a god operator, but do you know that in terms of arithmetic and hexagrams, I am his master. ”

I said I knew, but I didn't have anything to know.

The tiger cat rolled his eyes and said, Why don't I help you calculate your marriage?

I suddenly became popular again, saying what kind of marriage is it? I, a man who bears the name of the old king next door and smells seven miles in the wind, how can I still be married? Not counts!

The tiger cat said softly, "Oh, dead ghost, you can count it......"

My scalp is numb, and I say, "Who do you shout?"

It suddenly became serious, saying that you dare to sweep away the interest of the master, and I will really make you a dead ghost when I turn around, believe it or not?

Belch......

Is there still a compelled fortune-telling in this world?

I was speechless, I can say it, then you can help me calculate.

The tiger cat immediately changed his face, stretched out his wings to touch me, and said with a smile: "That's right, as a man with strong blood, how can you not care about the happiness of your lower body, come, come, come, come, don't be shy, don't talk, let me touch my bones......"

I endured it for a while, but I still didn't hold back, and said hey, hey, hey, hey, adult, you touch the bones when you touch the bones, why are you touching my crotch, isn't this an old rascal?

Lord Tiger Cat scolded angrily: "You stupid Boi, where else can you touch if you are married?" ”

I said you can touch it, don't tease?

The tiger cat said that I don't have anything, I am seriously touching the bones, what is teasing? Wait, boy, how hungry do you have to be, Lao Tzu is a bird, and he's a male bird, why don't you ......

Belch......

In short, this is another unbearable exchange, after looking at it, the tiger cat went to the sink to wash its wings, and then came back, and said slowly: "This, what about you......"

I have it, even if you say that I am lonely in my life, I will admit it, and I will have dinner soon, so hurry up.

The tiger cat was stunned for a moment and said hello? Do you still not believe me?

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "I believe it, I believe it, you can say it." ”

Lord Tiger Cat closed his eyes, walked around me with a chattering spirit, and then said: "Well, young man, I saw that you had peach blossoms on your face, and your face was full of sorrow, and the tiles couldn't be rubbed. ”

I said, my lord, your line is too bad, right?

It ignored me, but said bluntly: "Your life is too hard, ordinary women and you, although they will also be entangled with each other, but it is still impossible to go to the end after all, and your true destiny should be a ......"

It lengthened its tone, and suddenly it was stunned, and a word popped out: "God! ”

I answered, "Neurotic? ”

The tiger cat shook his head violently and shouted in surprise, "Am I rubbing? It's impossible, it's actually a god who can come together with you in the end? To be precise, it should be a celestial! ”

What am I talking about?

The tiger cat said that you know the six realms of reincarnation, don't you? The six realms are the Heavenly Dao, the Humane Dao, the Animal Dao, the Asura Dao, the Hungry Ghost Dao, and the Hell Dao - where you are, that is, humanity, and Lao Tzu accidentally threw himself into the Animal Dao, but there are always some good children who have done good deeds for the eighteen generations and helped their grandmothers cross the road since they were young, and they are full of luck and finally enter the Heavenly Dao; And the people in the Heavenly Dao are called celestial beings. This kind of person is the core of the world, the life born from the sea of aura, and is inherently higher than all things......

It explained with relish, and by this time, my stomach was gurgling.

To be honest, I wasn't a foodie before I ate the food made by Duoduo, and I was just a full person about eating, but since I ate a few meals of Duoduo's craftsmanship, I have been looking forward to it.

I seemed to smell the smell of rice, and hurriedly respectfully hugged the tiger cat and said, "They seem to be telling us to eat, let's talk while we go!" ”

Budge-sama continued, "I'll help you calculate how you and the Heavenly Man will marry......

I had already reached the door of the dining room, and when I saw that everyone was really waiting for me, I hurried over, greeted everyone, and began to eat.

My eyes were full of the plates and plates of food, and I could barely hear the tiger cat say "folding fan" next to me.

What's going on?

I was about to listen carefully, and at this time, Lu Zuo suddenly spoke: "Everyone's departure procedures have been completed, we will set off the day after tomorrow and go to Paris, France in Europe!" ”