(Tomorrow with the wind is a little private, but there will be no arrears, both will be updated at 7:30 p.m.) ）

"Then I'm going to talk about the second one now." Tang Fei pinched Lily's little face dotingly, and said with a smile: "Once upon a time, four horses became brothers and vowed to be accompanied by life and death. One day, one of the horses was going to go far away, and he ran and ran, and suddenly fell into the sea, and he became a seahorse. ”

"Then another of his pony friends came out looking for him, only to fall into the river again and become a hippopotamus."

"The third is a white horse, it came to the city with heavy traffic in order to find the two friends who disappeared before, but I didn't expect the friend to be found but was run over by several cars in a row, although it was lucky not to die, but it left several black tire prints on its body, like a steel seal can not be washed off, and finally it became a zebra helplessly."

"Three brothers in a row were killed, and the last horse swore to be ashamed, so he came to the city where the white horse had been before, and after having the experience of word of mouth, it crossed the traffic life and death line without danger. But blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, and before it can say a word, it was directly arrested into a factory, and after being extremely cruelly transformed by the factory owner, it became an iron horse in disguise. ”

"But horses are horses, in the end, the four brothers did not escape the fate of being eaten, one by one was made into Shaqi horses to sell well all over the world, seeing that the business was so good, the other horses also suffered a devastating blow directly, none of them were spared, and finally it became a world without horses."

"Then, when a group of people saw the joke, they couldn't help but shudder and said, 'Horses, it's cold!' ”

"Eventually, to commemorate the joke, someone made him into a lesson, and we called it Marseille."

After the joke was finished, Lily was very quiet, just looked at Tang Fei directly, without the slightest urge to laugh, and was silent for ten seconds before she spoke: "Feifei, are you sure this is a joke?" How do I feel like I want to shiver? Lily shuddered as she spoke, and then arched into Tang Fei's arms.

Forehead! The smart Tang Fei understood at the first time, he was really smart this time but was mistaken by the smart. The biggest problem is that it's a bad joke, and with Lily's emotional intelligence, the end result is definitely like this.

His hands tightened tightly with Lily in his arms, and Tang Fei said with a little embarrassment: "I didn't expect Lily to be so powerful, I didn't laugh at such a joke." ”

"Really?" Lily's worldview really couldn't understand such a "complicated" thing, but the little head suddenly reacted, and she seemed to have won Feifei again, and the complacent Lily stretched out a finger again and said triumphantly: "You have one more chance." ”

"Got it." After Tang Fei finished speaking, he suddenly lowered his head and grabbed Lily's slender jade fingers.

"Oops, it's annoying." Lily was startled at first, and then she reacted and immediately turned her cheeks red, and hurriedly retracted her fingers.

After a little flirtation between husband and wife, Tang Fei, who got a bargain, grinned a few times and continued: "This third story is about God. ”

"Ahem...... it is said that people in the world are praying to God all the time, hoping to fulfill their wishes, and in order to show their miracles, God immediately selected a lucky person one day, intending to give him a chance to fulfill his wishes.

"Then God asked, 'Young man, do you have any wishes to be fulfilled?' The man thought about it and thought about it, and the wishes in his mind changed one after another, and then he said, 'I heard that cats have nine lives, so you can give me nine lives.' God bowed his head and said, 'Then I will grant your wish,' and God sent him back to earth after granting his wish. ”

"Then one day, this young man was a little bored, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally decided to try to die once, anyway, he had nine lives, he chose to choose to go, and finally he chose to commit suicide by lying on the rails."

According to the train timetable at the railway station, the young man counted the time and lay on the tracks, and as he expected, the train came shortly after, but when the train passed, he died.

"Why, didn't you say he had nine lives?" Lily asked, surprised.

"Guess what." Tang Fei said with a smile.

"Hmm...... Has God not granted His desires? No, you said before that your wish came true. He's been dead eight times before, but you didn't say it. Lily, who couldn't figure it out, instantly used one of her stunts, her hands around Tang Fei's neck kept shaking and shaking, and she said while shaking: "Feifei, why, tell me quickly." ”

"Then I'll announce the answer." After grabbing Lily's hands back into his arms, Tang Fei said, "Because there are no more than ten carriages on the train, it directly cancels out his nine lives." ”

"Woo woo ......" This time, Lily once again suffered from the problem of low laughter, and when she saw that she was about to laugh, she fell directly into Tang Fei's arms, and kept making whining laughter.

Feeling the unstoppable tremor in his arms, Tang Fei put his arms around Lily with one hand, but scratched Lily's itch with the other. And in order to avoid Tang Fei's evil hand, Lily could no longer hide in Tang Fei's arms, and joyful laughter suddenly filled the entire room.

The happy Lily laughed for a long time before slowly stopping her laughter, recalling Tang Fei's previous behavior, she immediately shook her eyes in anger.

"That lovely Lily, I didn't pass this time." After speaking, Tang Fei snorted at Lily's face again.

"Hmph, even if you pass the test this time." Lily, who was smiling and flushed, finally nodded.

"Just know my Lily is the best." Tang Fei said and took out the previous pile of inspection reports, "You look at these examinations, they are all done by me today, and they are healthy from top to bottom and inside and out." ”

"Why are there so many?" Lily first looked at them carefully, but there were more than thirty pieces of paper, and after looking at a few of them, they were all healthy, and Lily was relieved.

"I don't want to, I wasted six hours of my time from morning to afternoon." Tang Fei also shrugged helplessly.

"Huh?" Lily, who was looking through the reports of various departments, suddenly made a voice, then took out two separate reports, and asked weakly: "Feifei, why did you even go to the urology department and anorectal surgery department for examination, do you have any hidden diseases?" ”

Hearing Lily's innocent question, Tang Fei suddenly had black lines on his head, and his left hand knocked on the door of Lily's small head and said, "What kind of mess are you thinking?" ”

For Lily's curiosity in this regard, Tang Fei directly strangled the source, can I say that I was forced at that time? That's shameless.

"It hurts." Lily rubbed her head with a small mouth, and her little face was full of petty tempers.

"It's dark outside, it's time for dinner, is there anything you'd like to eat?" In order to prevent Lily from getting to the bottom of the matter, Tang Fei directly resorted to the method of diverting the topic, but fortunately, the effect was overwhelming, and Lily's thoughts were suddenly transferred to the food.

The ensuing dinner was very satisfying from beginning to end under Tang Fei's auspices, and after a full meal, Tang Fei picked up the little lamb and walked towards the bedroom, the dark room was accompanied by Tang Fei's evil laughter and Lily's faint gasp, composing an intoxicating music......