If the clown cries, will the audience laugh happily?

Cheng Yingjun didn't know the answer to this question, but he knew that when his clown was about to cry, the onlookers did look gloating. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Look at this stupid look, I think why I want to laugh so much!"

"Aha! No, let me laugh for five minutes. I looked stupid and unpleasant before, what a luxury car, what a trivial matter. If I hadn't known I couldn't get him, I'd have slapped him in the morning! Well, now, I didn't make a draft before I put this product together, and I knocked it down directly on the iron plate! ”

"Poof! I want to laugh when I look at this thing and now look like a clown! ”

Listening to the discussion of the onlookers, Cheng Hai wanted to faint, because then he would not have to be embarrassed!

For the onlookers, the more he listened, the more angry he became, what does it mean to pretend to be not a draft! Master Ben pretended to be forced and never had to make a draft! It's just that this time I don't know why I'm so unlucky, I actually pretended to be really awesome, and I was slapped in the face one after another, and I lost my mind, so I finally did such a shameful thing.

The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable Cheng Yingjun feels in his heart, what is the matter with this Nima! Thinking about it, this fool's eyes went dark and fainted.

Seeing him faint, Cheng Hai breathed a sigh of relief, now it's okay, this stupid faint, there will be no chaos, just deal with the rest slowly!

"That..... Mr. Jiang, you see that my cousin has fainted, so I will send him to the hospital first. Although the human brain is a little brainless, after all, it is not my aunt's son! Either I'll give you the car keys first, and these people will leave them for you, and you can tell them where the car goes! Cheng Hai was injured and held a document bag, which was Jiang Yan's procedures for buying a car, and the other was a string of keys!

"Hmmm! Let's go! Jiang Yan thought about it and nodded, but he didn't say anything!

I believe that with this incident, that Cheng Yingjun didn't dare to beat his sister-in-law to death, so that his task could be regarded as accomplished!

The event ends in an unexpected twist that surprises everyone!

Of course, no matter how surprised others were, Jiang Yan didn't care about their feelings.

Glancing at the happy sister-in-law, Jiang Yan grinned, "Which car did you fancy it?" ”

"Huh?" Su Qingmei was stunned, "Fell in love with you and gave it to me?" ”

Jiang Yan smiled and nodded, "It's the Mid-Autumn Festival soon, it's time to give gifts!" ”

Burst!

Hearing Jiang Yan's words, the onlookers who had not dispersed almost vomited blood, people sent moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival, Nima, if you don't say this, you will send tens of millions of luxury cars! We really don't understand the world of local tyrants!

Then again, won't all the luxury cars bought with this product be given away!

The next moment, Su Qingmei asked the question in their hearts, "Huh? Aren't you going to give away these cars? ”

Jiang Yan nodded as expected, "Yes!" One for Qingxuan, one for each of the three brothers, one for Xiaoxue, and one for the studio! ”

Burst!

Hearing Jiang Yan's definitive answer, everyone had a feeling that their three views were ruined!

Tens of millions of luxury cars are just given away, and there is even one that is put in the studio for public use? it! This is a luxury car of tens of millions, and it is worth it to drive it once in this life! Which studio do you have, tell us we're going to interview too!

For Jiang Yan's arrogance, he is completely convinced!

However......

"There are only seven of them, and what about one more?" Su Qingmei continued to ask.

"Oh, I'll drive the last one myself!" Jiang Yan answered as it should be, and the onlookers were not surprised, after all, it is impossible to buy a luxury car and give it away without giving one to yourself!

It's just that Su Qingmei doesn't think so! Open it yourself? You don't lie to me, you have your own car, okay.

"But don't you have a car yourself? Why buy one! ”

Hearing Su Qingmei's question, the onlookers couldn't help but be secretly happy, this little girl asked this question? Which local tyrant do you see will only have one car, it must be bought to change and drive for fun!

It's just that Jiang Yan's answer was not what they thought, "Oh, my car is broken and under repair, this car will be used for two days after I bought it!" ”

Use it for two days first...... With two days...... Two days...... Sky......

The onlookers felt that they had received 100,000 times the heroic damage from the local tyrants! Tens of millions of luxury cars, you buy them to use for two days? Aren't you afraid of being struck to death by lightning?

It's just that when they were shocked by Jiang Yan's words to buy a car for two days for temporary transportation, Su Qingmei's next sentence had already made them speechless.

"Aren't you a bulletproof car? The bomb can't be blown up, and it still needs to be repaired? "Su Qingmei is puzzled, bulletproof car, how did you drive a rework area that can be driven? Did you drive to hit the tank?

Burst!

The onlookers really sprayed this time!

What did they hear?

Defend...... Bulletproof car ...... it! Who are you? Only the head of state can use bulletproof cars! What kind of identity do you have, to use a car like that?

However, this question is destined to become a question for them. Jiang Yan rubbed Su Qingmei's hair and pointed to the eight cars behind him, "You have a lot to say, choose one, we should go!" ”

As a result, Su Qingmei, who was attracted by eight luxury cars, was really diverted and picked up his own luxury car.

A few minutes later, when Su Qingmei got into a red Porsche 918 and left, only dumbfounded onlookers and a bewildered Cheng Yingjun dogleg group were left!

The next day.

The annual Mid-Autumn Festival has arrived.

Early in the morning, Jiang Yan carried a large bag and a small bag to find someone, and drove the remaining five cars that were picked by his girlfriend and sister-in-law to the downstairs of his studio. With the help of several drivers, Jiang Yan moved the packing bag to the floor where the studio was located.

The employees were all there, Lao Liu, Lao Wang and Li Ming were also sitting together and talking about something, and they all greeted Jiang Yan when they saw him coming.

"Boss!"

"Oh, boss, what are you doing?"

"Wow! There are so many things, boss, this is nothing more than that! ”

"! The boss is such a tyrant! ”

"Just let it go, I'll get it!"

"You can leave it alone, we can move it!"

Lao Liu also came around: "I said Jiang'er, are you not ready to live, such a lot of things!" ”

Lao Wang continued: "You don't understand this, our Boss Jiang is giving out Mid-Autumn Festival benefits, Boss Jiang is not bad for money!" ”

Li Ming didn't talk nonsense, he directly reached out and took a packaging box and opened it, "Why are you talking so much nonsense, what about the Mid-Autumn Festival, eat moon cakes, eat moon cakes!" ”

Seeing that there were helpers and some who added to the chaos, the employees naturally knew that Jiang Yan's big bags were employee benefits, so they were full of enthusiasm one by one.