Zhonghai City Criminal Police Brigade! I suspect that we are suspected of illegal smuggling!

Oh grass, what's going on?!

Wang Hao's face was confused: "That, wait a minute, it's a bit messy, what did you just say?" ”

At this time, Bai Yaning looked at it curiously, and Wang Hao decisively pressed the speakerphone-

The male voice on the other side of the phone said: "I am here from the Zhonghai City Criminal Police Brigade, and now I suspect that you are suspected of an illegal smuggling case, please cooperate with us to answer a few questions!" "Not to mention, the voice is really majestic......

Bai Yaning stabbed Wang Hao and said these words with her mouth: "Scam call!" Her expression at this time was very cute, and she looked like a little girl who had just stepped into society. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"I know," Wang Hao said such a mouth, and then said to the phone: "It's impossible, it's impossible, you're just fooling, I slept at home yesterday, you found the wrong person, right?" Wang Hao found a phone number for Bai Yaning as he spoke, it was Kong Xingsheng, the captain of the criminal police brigade who came over when he rescued the child before, and then Wang Hao whispered: "Call this number, look for WeChat, just say I'm looking for it." ”

"En," Bai Yaning whispered, and then went to the side to call and add WeChat.

Wang Hao's side-

The male voice on the phone said, "Impossible, may I ask you are Wang Hao, right?" Mobile phone number 139XXXXXXXX, ID card 3101881992XXXXXXXX, Wang is the king of three horizontal and one vertical, Hao is the Hao of the sun and the sky, right? ”

Oh, I'll go, I know this in detail! Damn, brother, such a good atmosphere, look at my brother killed you today!

"Ah, yes, yes, it's me," Wang Hao saw that Bai Yaning had walked back, and said loudly to the phone: "Where did you just say you?" What's going on? ”

Male voice: "Zhonghai City Criminal Police Brigade!" Suspect you of illegal smuggling! ”

Wang Hao: "Jacket, it's from the Criminal Police Brigade?" Which department are you from? ”

Male voice: "From the Criminal Investigation Department of the Criminal Police Brigade." ”

Wang Hao: "Jacket, it turned out to be from the Criminal Investigation Department?" Oh, I'm more familiar, I have a friend named Zhang Quandan, in that department, do you know each other? ”

Male voice: "Who?" I didn't hear what it was called. ”

Wang Hao said with a smile: "Zhang Quandan, he is quite tall and thin." ”

Bai Yaning pursed her lips and smiled......

Male voice: "Ah, there is such a person, but I am not familiar with it, less relationship, everyone is equal before the law!" ”

At this time, Bai Yaning's WeChat was added, and Kong Xingsheng had already started to send a message: "Where is my brother?" Got a scam call? ”

Bai Yaning immediately replied: "I'm chatting, wait for me to ask him for his phone." As he spoke, he showed it to Wang Hao, and quickly wrote down the phone number of the film.

Kong Xingsheng: "I'll check his address." ”

Hey, little sample, see if you can still run this time!

Wang Hao said to the phone: "Yes, yes, everyone is equal before the law, but I'm still very strange, why am I suspected of smuggling?" You've got to have proof, right? This traitor must catch the double, and the thief must catch the stolen goods! What did I do? ”

Male voice: "At two o'clock in the afternoon on August 3, are you in Yunnan?" ”

Wang Hao: "No, I'm playing games online at home!" ”

Male voice: "Dare to quibble, my information record here shows that you spent 109,800 yuan by swiping your card at this time." ”

Wang Hao: "I relied on you to find out?" Admire, admire, admire - but I didn't brush it! I never use a bank card! ”

At this time, news came from Kong Xingsheng's side: "The phone signal is sent out in the city, and we will arrest him immediately, and it will take about twenty-five minutes to hold him in this time!" ”

Haha, grandma, look at how you're running this time!

The male voice obviously didn't understand his situation: "You still don't admit it, do you?" This card was handled by you in ICBC in July last year, and it was destroyed after swiping the card on August 3. Now we have contacted the bank's customer service center and the Financial Crime Investigation Department of the Public Security Bureau to prepare a joint prosecution against you. ”

Oh yes, this little word is quite clear!

Wang Hao: "Wait, what did you just say?" Who is ready to sue me? ”

Male voice: "The bank's customer service center and the Financial Crime Investigation Department of the Public Security Bureau." ”

Wang Hao: "No, what are these two places suing me for?" Do they have the power to sue? Isn't it normal to sue in court? ”

Male voice: "It's the court!" ”

Wang Hao: "Wait, the court doesn't seem to be right, the court can't directly sue the person, it has to be the victim to sue!" ”

Male voice: "That's the bank customer service center and the Financial Crime Investigation Department of the Public Security Bureau prosecuting you!" ”

Bai Yaning instantly laughed and fell on the bed.

She looked at Wang Hao, who was grinning, and thought, "This guy can really pull anything for a long time......

Wang Hao: "I remember! That's supposed to be the prosecutor's office prosecuting me, right? ”

Male voice: "Yes, yes, the procuratorate!" ”

Wang Hao: "Then what are you suing me?" ”

Male voice: "Smuggling! ”

Wang Hao: "What did I smuggle?" ”

Male voice: "You smuggle...... Firearms! ”

Wang Hao: "You can't talk nonsense if I rely on this!" We have gun control in Heaven! ”

Male voice: "Nonsense, if it's something else, can we sue you?!" ”

Wang Hao: "That's right...... Where did you say you came from? ”

Male voice: "Zhonghai City Criminal Police Brigade!" Now I need you to come to our criminal police brigade immediately to cooperate with the investigation! ”

Wang Hao: "No, your process is wrong!" ”

Male voice: "What's wrong?" ”

Wang Hao: "If I committed such a big thing, how could you call me first?" Aren't you guys scaring the snake in that case?! ”

Bai Yaning laughed again.

Male voice: "I...... I'm paralyzing you, in fact our people have already set off! Now is your chance! ”

At this time, on Bai Yaning's mobile phone WeChat, Kong Xingsheng: "Paralyze him, our people have already set off!" ”

The two glanced at each other, and at the same time held back their voices, their faces were almost red!

Wang Hao: "I'm already here by relying on you?" No, I'm going to have to run away! ”

Male voice: "That's why you don't have to worry, now I'm fighting for a chance for you!" ”

Wang Hao: "No, I didn't smuggle it, why did I run away?" Who did you just say was coming to arrest me? ”

The male voice was obviously a little depressed: "Police! ”

Wang Hao: "Where are the police?" ”

The male voice roared: "The police of the criminal police brigade! ”

Wang Hao: "The criminal police brigade should be a criminal policeman, how can it be a policeman?" ”

Male voice: "That's the criminal police!" ”

Wang Hao: "Okay, even if it's a criminal policeman, why aren't there any police?" ”

Male voice: "How can there be no police?!" ”

Wang Hao: "Where are the police?" ”

Male voice: "The police of the Criminal Police Brigade!" ”

Gotcha, it's back again!

Wang Hao shouted: "You guys are not right! That's not right! ”

Male voice: "What's wrong?" ”

Wang Hao: "Look, you are the Municipal Criminal Police Brigade, and it is also the people in your brigade who come out to arrest people, but I am from Zhening District, and it should be the Zhening District Police Station to arrest people!" You guys call it fishing across the line, you know? This is a taboo in officialdom! ”

Male voice: "Of course the Zhening District Police Station also sent people!" ”

Wang Hao: "Ah, I'm sorry, I just said it wrong, I'm not in Zhejiang Ning District now, I'm in Shanghai-Nanjing District......"

Male voice: "Shanghai-Nanjing District is also gone!" ”

Bai Yaning's stomach hurt with laughter......

Wang Hao: "There are also people from Shanghai-Nanjing District?" Then I'm going to have to run......"

Male voice: "Where are you going?!" ”

Wang Hao: "I don't know, why don't you show me a clear way?" ”

The male voice collapsed: "I'm not kidding you!" ”

Wang Hao: "Okay, I'm joking with you - by the way, big brother, your phone call is full of flaws, do you know?" ”

Male voice: "Why are there so many flaws?" ”

Wang Hao: "Look, I'll tell you, first of all, if it's a criminal suspect, the normal procedure is to arrest it first, and then talk about it, you call someone first, then tell people unclearly, and tell them to run away?" Normally, who would do that, right? Think about it with your brain, right? ”

Male voice: "Oops?!" I didn't see it! Big brother, aren't you also a master in this? ”

Bai Yaning suddenly opened her mouth wide - the liar who can call the scammer to call the sufferer the eldest brother is really the first time to see you today!

Is that okay?!

Wang Hao said with a smile: "That's a must, you don't want to see who my brother is!" ”

The male voice exclaimed: "Could it be that the eldest brother is really a senior?!" ”

Wang Hao: "That's necessary, my brother didn't play a trick like you ten years ago, it's boring, I'll teach you, first of all, the criminal police brigade won't make phone calls, you watch those criminal investigation films on TV, how can the criminal police brigade take the initiative to call the suspect, right?" ”

Male voice: "Yes, yes, yes, I have been taught!" Big brother, you still have the material! How many hands will that teach me? ”

Wang Hao: "Okay, no problem, what about the criminal police brigade, you can't take the initiative to call Didi, so who do you want to call?" It has to be a court or a prosecutor's office. But, you have to find out the working hours of the court and the procuratorate, 8 o'clock in the morning and 5 o'clock in the evening, how can you call people in the middle of the night? ”

Male voice: "Yes, yes, yes, what the eldest brother said is right, so what?" ”

Wang Hao looked at the time: "Also, you have to paralyze the enemy, so that the enemy can't run away, and then you have to find a few people wearing police uniforms to take the initiative to go up and knock on the door......"

Male voice: "Big brother, what you said is so right...... Wait, there's a knock on the door......"

Wang Hao: "Then why don't you hurry up and open the door, what are you waiting for?" ”

So five seconds later, I listened to the phone: "Who are you?" What are you going to do! ”

Then I heard a loud shout: "Don't move!" Hands up! "Don't move, let me lie down!"

After another ten seconds, there was already a change on the other side of the phone, this time it was a very familiar one: "Haha, brother, it's really yours!" I can keep talking to them until now, otherwise I really can't position myself! ”

Wang Hao said with a smile: "Brother, have you been caught?" ”

"Caught!" Kong Xingsheng laughed and said, "Brother, do you know how many people there are?" ”

Wang Hao and Bai Yaning glanced at each other and asked, "How much?" ”

Kong Xingsheng said excitedly: "There are twelve people in this room!" A big phone scam gang! Hahahaha! Don't worry, brother, wait for me to count the loot! ”

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