Hades Flop

Chapter 61 One person attains the Tao, Lao Huang ascends to immortal!

"Brother! Are you really going to start washing my menstrual marrow? Wu Hao asked suspiciously!

"Or else," Woody asked angrily. www.biquge.info"Didn't you murmur that you wanted to cultivate immortals?" ”

"I'm a little scared, why don't you try your hand at our old yellow first?"

Wu Hao hugged the old yellow dog who grew up with them and said!

This old yellow dog is already a teenager, and he is so old that his hair has fallen out, and he usually can't gnaw his bones, so he can only eat some minced bibimbap.

Normally, it has already slept at this time of night, after all, it is too old, and most of the time of the day it sleeps without energy.

Woody looked at this old yellow dog, and his heart was also full of pity, in his memory, the figure of the old yellow dog can be said to fill every corner of his youth.

I remember one summer, in the middle of the night, a thief came into the house to steal something, and was later discovered by Lao Huang, who threw the thief to the ground, but he did not bite, but was scratched by the thief.

It wasn't until later that the family arrived and subdued the thief to the police station!

Since then, Lao Huang has become a hero in the family, and even the food has improved a lot.

Later, it also had the right to walk in and out of any corner of the house, and it was not tied up anymore, and it was allowed to walk freely! But it is very well-behaved and always stays at home, does not go out to run around, eats indiscriminately, but only patrols its own one-third of an acre of land.

With its devotion to duty, not to mention rats and cockroaches at home, the neighbors also liked it very much and praised it.

The Wu family treated it well, and finally there was a good reward, and one night it suddenly screamed again, which woke up the Wu family.

Later, it turned out to be a gas leak, which saved the lives of the Wu family.

From then on, Lao Huang is a relative of the Wu family, if he has any physical discomfort, fever or cold, the Wu family will immediately take him to the city to see a doctor.

That's why it has lived so long!

Woody also cherishes the old yellow dog, if he can slowly comb his body with fairy energy, improve his physique, wash the meridians, transform into a spirit animal, open his spiritual wisdom, and prolong his life, it is also a good thing for the Wu family.

In Wu Hao's room, Wu Di's hand continued to input aura into Lao Huang's body to nourish his body, after all, Lao Huang is too old, the meridians in his body are nearly aging, and he has been eroded and assimilated by impurities and toxins in his body.

Slow work can produce fine work, Woody first used the aura to nourish it, this comfortable old Huang snorted, I saw him lying on his back like a person, enjoying Woody's aura massage.

After the aura nourishes and strengthens the meridians, the second step is to use the immortal qi to peel off the impurities and toxins in Lao Huang's body on the meridians little by little, which is also a slow effort, if Woody does not have a divine sense comparable to that of an immortal at the moment, he will not be able to do this step easily.

The divine sense is not strong enough, and the observation is subtle, so the meridians that are so small that they can't be seen by the eyes are likely to be harmed by the immortal qi, or even broken.

Therefore, ordinary cultivators do not dare to use spiritual power to wash the meridians and marrow of mortals, after all, this is too difficult, and the success rate is too low, especially the older the person, the more impurities in his body, the greater the damage to the meridians, the greater the difficulty of washing the marrow and the less likely it is to succeed.

But our protagonist is a freak, not only has a strong divine sense, and he does not have much cultivation, but he has aura, fairy energy, and fairy energy, which is as handy as a good doctor has a scalpel. It can only be said that Woody is an exception.

In less than an hour, Lao Huang's skin began to seep out a lot of fishy and dark impurities and toxins.

A strong fishy smell spread, and when Woody finally washed Lao Huang with fairy energy, Lao Huang's hairless and wrinkled skin began to become tender and elastic, and his eyes, which he usually couldn't open, were indeed shining at this time.

At the moment after the successful cleansing of the meridian and the marrow, Lao Huang let out a spirit-lifting cry, and a powerful immortal qi left in his body fluctuated from his body.

At this time, the extremely yangbearded chinchilla who was drowsy in the arms of Wu Lingxian in the hall suddenly woke up!

It sped towards Wu Hao's room with a leap of light.

This attracted the attention of Wu Lingxian and Wu Sisi, who were watching TV.

Woody had told them the origin of this Totoro before, and said that it was a fairy beast, with intelligence, and could speak to people, but no matter how Wu Sisi Wu Ling Xian'er teased it, it didn't bother to move, and it looked like an uncle didn't want to move!

Both of them also walked towards Wu Hao's room curiously, to see what this old brother said about the fairy beast Totoro had discovered, which made it so excited!

When I came to the door of Wu Hao's room, I found that the door was closed!

"Huh? What about Totoro? ”

"The door is closed, how does it get in?"

Wu Sisi and Wu Lingxian glanced at each other in confusion, and under the strong curiosity of the girl, they finally couldn't help but push the door directly and entered.

At this time, Woody just wanted to go out of the bathroom with Lao Huang in his arms, because Lao Huang's body, which had just been successfully washed and removed, discharged too many impurities and toxic substances, and at this time, an extremely fishy and unpleasant smell came towards Wu Sisi and Wu Lingxian.

The two beautiful girls of Kyoto University retreated again and again, and hurriedly covered their noses with their little hands and screamed that they were stinking to death.

"Brother, what did you do to Lao Huang?"

“……”

The exit is much faster than when it came!

It took fifteen minutes of washing before Huang was cleaned, and Woody dried him and led him out into the hall.

At this time, everyone in the hall had been alarmed, and everyone finally knew what happened after asking Wu Hao.

"Brother, has Lao Huang been reborn successfully?"

Wu Hao asked in disbelief!

"Hmmm! The initial washing of the scriptures and the marrow was successful, and now Lao Huang can be said to be a spirit animal, and its spiritual wisdom has slowly opened, and it can now understand what we are saying! ”

"Really? I'll give it a try! Wu Sisi and Wu Lingxian immediately surrounded them.

And Lao Huang looked unfathomable, calmly squatting on the wooden sofa in his favorite position, which means to say, come on, I have been upgraded to Wong Tai Sin, IQ psychic, you can come to the test!

Wu Sisi and Wu Lingxian looked around Lao Huang carefully, and then turned over and took a closer look.

"Lao Huang's skin is really not wrinkled!"

"Yes, yes, yes! And it seems to be very elastic, and it looks like some small fluff is emerging and growing out of nowhere! ”

Wu Sisi and Wu Lingxian smiled happily as if they had discovered a new world!

And Lao Huang is also an old man who can be taught, and nodded at their meticulous observations!

"You see that Lao Huang actually seems to understand what you say, he is nodding!"

Wu Hao next to him also said excitedly.

Wu Hua and Tian Jing also came up, and the five of them surrounded Lao Huang as if they didn't know each other!

Curiosity is not divided into men and women and regardless of age, and curiosity makes the next old yellow dog so tired! Lao Huang wanted to say that curiosity kills dogs.

"Lao Huang really understands us, does he understand?"

Wu Hua also asked excitedly like an old boy!

Lao Huang nodded at Wu Hua very understandingly!

Wu Hao said excitedly: "Look at it nodding again!"

"Come on Lao Huang, stand up!"

Lao Huang raised his hand.

"Lao Huang lie down."

"Old Yellow is standing on his legs."

"Lao Huang came to give a high-five."

“……”

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Lao Huang wanted to say: "I'm so tired, can you masters be less naïve, we are all adults, we have to learn to be mature and steady!"

But Lao Huang can't speak yet, and he still needs to learn human language and pronunciation slowly.

Lao Huang is so familiar with everyone, and he is embarrassed not to give face, after all, the most energetic person is the master of Tian Jing who feeds himself every day, and he can only bite the bullet, repeating their passwords over and over again, repeating their requirements and making movements!

At this time, Woody returned to Wu Hao's room and did not go with everyone to join in the fun.

He looked at the bearded chinchilla who was squatting on the place where Lao Huang had been lying before.

After he rescued this polar male whisker and brought it home, he hasn't really talked to it yet!

Woody still had a lot of doubts in his mind to know.

After watching Totoro suck all the immortal energy overflowing from Lao Huang's body into his body, Woody said to Totoro, "Shouldn't you tell me about you?"

"Master, master, I also want the immortal energy on you!"

When Totoro opened his eyes, he ran over to Woody excitedly, and if Wu Sisi saw it, he would have shouted: "Cute to death!"

"Don't be close! We don't have any contractual relationship, I'm not your master! Woody immediately alertly dissociated himself with Totoro!

"Our extreme yang bearded chinchilla clan is the embodiment of justice, never engage in evil and crooked ways, for those who are kind to us, we will be grateful from the heart, without your request, we will automatically guard the benefactor for a hundred years, in return!"

Totoro said seriously.

Woody didn't buy it, he said: "Then you tell me about your Totoro clan first, as well as how you came down from the fairy world, and what is the situation under the Jinwei Hotel, and we'll talk about something else after you're done!"

Totoro didn't resist, it sat on the ground obediently, and at this time it shrank to a body the size of a fist of only three people, it could only look up at Woody and said slowly: "Our Extreme Yang Whisker Totoro clan is an immortal beast of the same level as the Sunbird Golden Crow clan in the heavenly realm, our Whisker Totoro is born with extreme yang in his body, and he can devour the essence of the sun, plus we have dragon energy in our body, we can ward off all evil demons in the world......"

My Totoro slowly told his family and how he came to the human world and the underground of the Jinwei Hotel!

(To be continued......)

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