Hades Flop

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Chapter 5: The Book of Life and Death of the Hades Flop

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Woody's seven women in his previous life, plus the snow in this life, are eight in total, and he can make up a lot in his previous life and in this life, just like his mood at the moment!

Woody doesn't know how to deal with these women now, although he also has a lustful heart, and he has also had dreams of hugging left and right, but when you really have it, you really don't have that feeling of enjoying the blessings of all people!

He really wants to get rid of the things in his previous life, and simply stay with Bai Xue for a lifetime, the so-called Yanfu Yanyan encounter with him is probably only during the dying spring dream of his youth, and he dreams and dreams!

But will he really be able to refuse the woman who once followed him? Once refused, it is equivalent to hurting seven women at the same time. And it's not like you can get rid of it if you say no.

Some things may start because of you, but they don't necessarily end with you!

The more you have, the more you can afford!

Seeing Woody's serious face, Fox Mei'er also softened and said, "Okay! Husband, Mei'er doesn't ask you to turn over my cards! Don't be upset, your black face looks scary! ”

Woody can feel that this fox beauty fox Meier is wholeheartedly to herself, although she may have a little cleverness and small means, but her tenderness is like water Woody is not a stone, it is impossible not to be moved!

"Ding Dong ......" sound

The group system prompt sounds!

A dialog box pops up: all the members of the Hades flop group have been imported, and a total of 30,000 trillion records are recorded!

After Woody saw the news of this system, he asked Fox Meier: "What kind of group is this?" Why are there so many group members? ”

Woody was shocked by the number of members of this group, and his eyes widened!

Fox Meier saw that the name of the group was "Hades Flop Group" and said, "Oh! This is what the eldest sister asked Judge Lu to set up for you with the Book of Life and Death last night, and the Hades flop group is actually the Book of Life and Death, and the group members in it are the beings of the Three Realms and Five Elements! ”

Hu Mei'er pointed to one of the red words "Wanted Order Group" and said: "This is the one who escaped when the previous six reincarnations were broken and has not been caught!"

Woody nodded and said, "Do you mean I'm going to have to catch it myself?"

"Husband, don't worry, this is the duty of the Ten Palaces of Yama, it's just that these souls escaped because of you before, so you have to take the lead in coming out to arrest you, all the ghosts and immortals in the underworld will cooperate with you, and there are also our seven sisters!"

"Oh! It turns out that this group is used like this! Woody nodded!

"Hehe......" Fox Mei'er laughed coquettishly: "My husband is not only these!" There are also some normal daily affairs, and some of the people on this life and death book are normal deaths, and you need to check and confirm, so that the judge can write a document to let black and white impermanence hook the soul, you must know that now the life and death of the creatures of the Three Realms and Five Elements are in your charge! ”

Woody's head grew after listening to it!

I thought: Although the emperor's immortal golden body has been restored now, the mana and memory have not been restored, how can I catch it! Simply check the date of birth and death and tick these daily tasks can still be handled!

Fox Meier really wanted to know what Woody was thinking, so she persuaded her: "It's okay, husband! Let's take our time, you and me, and the eldest sister, there is always a way to solve the dilemma! ”

"I'll talk to my sisters in the group about the current situation in a while, and see what they say!" Fox raised her head, shook her ears and asked Woody, "Is it okay?" Husband! ”

Woody nodded and sighed, "That's the only way!"

"Hey! What do you think the book of life and death looks like? Tell me about it! ”

Fox Meier was lying on her side in Woody's arms, tired, she changed her position, was lying on Woody's arm, and began to introduce Woody to the famous book "Book of Life and Death".

Woody saw that she was lying in the spring light, exposed to his eyes at a glance, he immediately picked up the sheet and covered it with Fox Meier, otherwise her hot figure, Woody would not be able to control it at a glance, nosebleeds, supporting a hundred zhang plateau, after all, he is a young man, young and vigorous!

It turns out that the three books of heaven, earth and man are: the book of heaven and the god list, the book of the earth and the fetal membrane, also known as the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" (the magic instrument of Zhenyuan Daxian), the book of life and death, and the spring and autumn reincarnation pen (that is, the judge's pen) as a set.

Because Houtu incarnates the six reincarnations, the heavenly way descends the magic weapon Spring and Autumn Reincarnation Pen, the book of life and death.

Later, it was taken by the judge Cui of the Netherworld Prefecture. In this way, we can distinguish the good and evil of the creatures of the Three Realms, determine rewards and punishments, and make merits and demerits clear.

During the flood period, Hou Tu Niang incarnated in the sea of blood and established six reincarnations.

Under the law, the cycle is in the six realms of reincarnation, the mandate of heaven is attributed to the ten halls of Yama, the underworld establishes eighteen layers of hell to maintain the order of the underworld, and the law is transformed to determine the cycle of life and death with the book of life and death, and maintain the change of the way of heaven!

The judge pen that later generations said is the reincarnation pen, but the reincarnation pen is generally in the hands of the judge, so it is called the judge pen

In a small book of life and death, you can find out everyone's merits, and you can go back to the ninety-ninth century.

The book of life and death directly controls the life and death of people, once the death period is set, even Da Luo Jin Xian can't escape, its function is so strong, the strongest magic weapons in the heavens and the earth, such as the Wenwang Shanhe Ding, the dissociation decision, and the Wushuang stick, are also difficult to be able to do just in case.

Moreover, the scope of the book of life and death -- the distance is infinite, there is no need to meet, as long as there is a name and a date of birth, a person can be put to death, and on the surface, the cause of death of the deceased can be any kind of situation, and there is absolutely no suspicion of the owner of the book of life and death.

At this point, Fox Mei'er looked at Woody charmingly and asked: "With the two major law artifacts of the Six Realms of Reincarnation and the Book of Life and Death in hand, the order of the Three Realms and Five Elements is everywhere, and it can be said that it is difficult to meet opponents in the world!" Husband, do you know why your strength is so strong? ”

Woody didn't expect the legendary King of Yama to be so powerful, and I used to watch Journey to the West and felt that King Yama was useless! was beaten by Sun Wukong all over the ground looking for teeth! Dare to love it, it's all fake

Woody asked curiously, "Is there really a Monkey King in the fairy world?"

Fox Meier watched Woody ask like this, knowing what he thought, and couldn't help but giggle, full of irony!

When Woody saw that she actually laughed at herself, her right hand instinctively slid onto her soft waist and tickled it, wanting to punish her a little!

Woody may have been in contact with her for a long time, and she has also learned more about Mei'er, and it seems that she has slowly let go of her fear of this fluffy and big-eared fox beauty, and actually dares to flirt with the fox fairy!

Fox Meier was tickled by him and made her tremble, laughing non-stop, and begging for mercy!

"Oops! Husband...... Stop ......"

"Giggle......

"Husband...... Husband, stop ......"

"Giggle...... My husband spared his life......"

"Husband, you big pervert...... Scratching your chest......"

"Mei'er fought with you......"

(The male pig's feet are really perverts...... ）

A battle of tickling lasted for several minutes, and the laughter slowly turned into a heavy panting......

The two of them are tirelessly taking, happiness always comes so suddenly, so uncontrollably, and youth is always uninhibited......

After the two of them finished getting up and exercising, Woody had to rush back to work in the afternoon!

Fox Meier stayed at home to sleep, but Fox Meier said that she would go to him when she woke up, no matter how Woody persuaded her, Fox Meier said no!

Because this is the rule set by the seven sisters, as long as the seven sisters are flopped, they must always watch Woody, the big pervert, on duty that day!

Woody says she's around to influence his work! In the end, Fox Meier said that he didn't have to worry, she had stealth skills, and no one could see her except him, so Woody had to compromise helplessly!

After all, arguing with your wife is logically a wrong thing!

Because!

The wife is a kind of female animal, she likes to be noticed, she is spoiled, the truth cannot be used on her, you reason with her, she tells you that she loves you, you tell him "love you", she will ask how much she loves, and then this is a dead end...... Because no amount of love is enough, you will be shamelessly asked to say "I love you...... ten thousand times"

If you don't say it, then you're miserable...... She came to the biggest conclusion of the end of the century: "You don't love me anymore!" ”

Then it's either an endless quarrel, or you're desperate to coax her!

So it's useless to say that you win the reason, and you have to coax your wife if you lose!

There is such an indisputable fact - don't go home and reason, wife, wife, I love you!

(The above point is purely accidental, don't spray if you don't like it!) ）

Woody took bus 99 from the suburbs to work. Bus No. 99 is a long-distance bus from the outer ring of Yangcheng through the city center, passing through more than 30 bus stops!

At this moment, the bus is driving on the embankment of the Yangcheng River, which is made of white marble-like building materials, and from a distance, the embankment on both sides looks like two white jade dragons surrounding the Yangcheng River.

The water in the Yangcheng River is clear, and many people swim and play in the shallows of the river every summer! In particular, the section close to Baiyang Lake has a long stretch of Baishadi river beach, which attracts many citizens!

But although everyone loves to swim on the beach in front of this poplar lake, no one dares to go down to the lake!

Even the local fishing villagers did not dare to enter Baiyang Lake at any time other than noon!

Woody had heard about it when he was in college in Yangcheng, and had heard that Poplar Lake was a forbidden area in Yangcheng, and no one was allowed to enter it to swim!

Later, I went to the local area to inquire and learned that many years ago, Baiyang Lake used to be a tourist attraction in Yangcheng. Not only the scenery is beautiful, but also rich in aquatic products, because the water quality is particularly good, the meat quality of the fish and shrimp raised is particularly tender! Therefore, many tourists especially like to visit here and eat freshly cooked river fresh!

Baiyang Lake once became a special tourist attraction here, but later, for some reason, tourists drown every year, and they all jump into the lake by themselves inexplicably!

At that time, rumors were rampant, and not many people believed it at first, and the government came forward to refute the rumors! But after that, there were several such drowning incidents every year, which caused serious concern in the society, and since then the Poplar Lake attraction has been stopped, and the police department has also intervened to investigate the matter!

However, due to the death of two members of the special investigation team that was established, the incident was shelved, and Poplar Lake was permanently stopped!

Bus No. 99 crossed the Yangcheng River from the permanent bridge and entered the city, and arrived at the downstairs of Woody's company in less than twenty minutes!