Chapter 178: Climbing into the Landlord's Aunt's Bed
"Jiang Yan, I want to hear the story! Jiang Yan, you tell me a story! Seeing Jiang Yan blindfolded his head and ignored himself, Qingqing pushed his body covered with the quilt and urged him in his ear over and over again. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Don't talk about it! Hurry back to sleep! Jiang Yan's voice came from under the quilt.
"Jiang Yan ......" Qingqing continued her harassment policy, pushing Jiang Yan and not letting him sleep.
"Alright! Don't push it, I'll tell you about it! There was no way to make Qingqing forced, Jiang Yan lifted the quilt and revealed his head and said helplessly. But......
Storytelling? You didn't tell me a story! When the time comes, don't rely on me if you cry, let you not sleep in the middle of the night to scare me, let you run away in the middle of the night and not let me sleep. Don't you want to listen to stories? Dude will tell you ghost stories, and I won't let you drill into my arms when I'm scared! Ha ha! Thinking of the smugness, Jiang Yan laughed, how careful this thing is, and a little girl is so vindictive.
"Jiang Yan? What are you smirking at? Hearing Jiang Yan's inexplicable laughter, Qingqing glanced at him in confusion.
"No, nothing." Jiang Yan naturally wouldn't admit that he didn't have a good idea, and said to Qingqing with a smile like a bad Shu millet kidnapping little Lori, "Don't you want to listen to the story?" Uncle tells you a story! ”
"Hmm!" Qingqing blinked, thought about it, didn't think about what was wrong with this product, nodded and answered.
Seeing Qingqing's eyes looking at him without blinking, Jiang Yan grinned, "One night, I couldn't sleep alone and was about to go for a walk in the park, but I saw a little girl squatting under a tree by herself counting ants. I wondered, whose child is this, it's dark and he doesn't go home, and no adult is still watching, what if something happens! ”
Speaking of this, looking at Qingqing blinking at himself, Jiang Yan smiled, "I just want to scare this little girl, save her from running out alone at night in the future, and then something will happen!" So I walked up to her back, patted her on the shoulder, and said word by word in a grim tone: What are you doing? ”
Seeing the little girl staring at herself without blinking, Jiang Yan smiled gloomily: "Hearing my words, the little girl turned her head, said to me with a weird smile on her face, she said: Can you see me?" ”
The short ghost story of "......" with Jiang Yan's dubbing is still quite empty, but what disappointed Jiang Yan was that his ghost story didn't seem to scare Qingqing, and the little girl blinked at herself, as if she didn't feel anything at all.
"Girl, aren't you afraid?" Jiang Yan wondered.
"Afraid of what?" Qingqing wondered.
"Okay!" Jiang Yan felt a deep sense of frustration, this girl didn't seem to understand at all.
"Don't worry, uncle will tell you about it!" Big star: Who is that? Urine sex pure men are coming, if you don't coward, you can do it, how can you let a failure hit.
"Jiang Yan!" Qingqing interrupted him.
"Huh?" Jiang Yan was puzzled.
"Go to my mom and tell me! I can't sleep, you're responsible for lulling me to sleep! "What the little girl said is right.
"Hey! You girl, make me your maid! Jiang Yan shouted angrily, then his eyes rolled as if he had thought of something, and said with a grin, "Okay!" I'll tell you! ”
Hey! This landlord aunt didn't care about the child in the middle of the night and asked her to toss me, and now I'm going to tell ghost stories to scare you! If you don't make a threat, you're really a buddy, I'm hello kitty!
picked up the little girl, and the big star went to the landlord's aunt's bedroom in pajamas. The landlord who was awakened opened his eyes and looked at it, and found that he scolded angrily: "Why are you running here without sleeping in the middle of the night, if you have something to do, it's okay, get out of here!" ”
Hey! Jiang Yan is so angry, do you know that in the middle of the night? In the middle of the night, you threw the child at me to disturb me and didn't let me sleep, so embarrassed?
"The little girl wants to listen to the story, let me tell it to her!" Jiang Yan decisively used the Qingqing in his arms as a shield.
"Storytelling isn't good for you!" The landlord and aunt rolled her eyes.
"She asked me to come up, and I had to put her to sleep."
"......" the landlady was speechless, "this kid is really not worried." Saying so, she still reached out to take the little girl from Jiang Yan's arms and put it beside her.
"Jiang Yan, you tell me a story!" Lying on the bed, Qingqing looked at Jiang Yan with big eyes.
"Come on, little ancestor, what do you say I should do!" Jiang Yan climbed into bed as he spoke.
"What are you doing?" Seeing that Jiang Yan was about to climb into bed, the landlord and aunt stared at him with squinting eyes, Jiang Yan felt like he was being targeted by a poisonous snake, and his juniors felt a chill, and goosebumps were about to rise. He felt that if he couldn't give a reasonable explanation, he was a pill.
"Why are you asking me again? I'll tell her a story! "Jiang Yan is right, that's right, in this case, you can't have a little bit of a bad heart, can't you be right, is it because there is a ghost in your heart? That's going to get a beating.
"Tell a story, tell a story, what do you crawl into bed!" The landlord's aunt's eyes were still squinting.
"You're embarrassed to ask, I started tossing yesterday, I did a plane for most of the day, and I came to treat the disease and enter the bureau, and I didn't rest for a while. It's finally midnight when I finally come out, this little ancestor still has to listen to the story, am I easy! I'll lie down and rest! The more Jiang Yan spoke, the more aggrieved he became, and in the end he believed it himself. It's as if you really go to bed just to lie down and rest and have nothing else to think about.
"Come on, you! Come up if you want to lie down! If you dare to mess with the old lady, chop off your hands! It seemed that Jiang Yan was talking about something, and the landlord and aunt glared at him and let him come up.
"Gotcha!" As soon as he heard this, Jiang Yan immediately responded, and then looked at the slightest grievance on this thing's face!
Lying beside Dao Qingqing, seeing that the little girl was still blinking at him, Jiang Yan couldn't help but blush. Such a cute little girl, she still tells ghost stories to scare her, isn't it too inauthentic! I think so, but this thing is not slow to talk about it, and has already begun to talk about it.
"There was a doctor in the hospital, and he got off work late one night, and when he went downstairs to do the elevator, there was only a female nurse in the elevator. The two of them sat in the elevator and neither of them spoke, and suddenly the digital display on the elevator stopped at the negative floor! The door opened, and an old man with a blank face stood in the doorway. Seeing that the old man was about to come up, the doctor quickly pressed the button and the elevator closed the door and left the negative floor. The nurse looked at the doctor with a puzzled look on her face and asked why she wasn't allowed to come up. The doctor's face turned a little pale and said: The negative floor of our hospital is the morgue, and the hospital has regulations that all corpses must tie a red rope on their right hand, and the old man just now has a ..... on his right hand. There's a red string! After the doctor finished speaking, he looked palpitating. ”
Speaking of this, Jiang Yan looked at Qingqing's face and changed color a little, smiled gloomily, and then said: "After listening to the doctor's words, the nurse smiled gloomily, raised her right hand and said, Is it such a red rope?" After speaking, Jiang Yan looked at Qingqing and the landlord and aunt proudly, wanting to see their scared expressions. And then......
"Is it such a red rope?" As soon as Jiang Yan's eyes looked over, he saw a red rope tied to his slender wrist, and at the same time, such a voice sounded in his ears.
"Ahh The timid big star was so frightened that he jumped up directly, and then he saw Qingqing looking at him with a mocking face, "Jiang Yan, you are so cowardly, just tell me ghost stories!" ”
This sentence caused 100,000 tons of damage to Jiang Yan, how could the pure men of urine have a temper as soon as they came up: "Who is cowardly?" Dude, I'm cooperating with you, pretending, all pretending, understand? What do you think? Just your uncle and I can win the actor in this acting skill! Is it pretending to be the real thing? ”
"Come on, you, just you are still the actor, what are you pretending to be, if you are timid, you will say that you are timid!" Before the pride on Jiang Yan's face could take shape, he was shattered by the words of the landlord's aunt.
"Hey! I don't like to hear what you say, why am I timid, who knows me who doesn't know my nickname Jiang Daring! "At such a juncture, when it comes to their own dignity and prestige, how can a big star be cowardly.
"Okay, it's not over yet, you, can't you talk about it yet? Don't talk about going back to sleep! The landlord said this to Jiang Yan, but her eyes looked at Qingqing, obviously the decision was not made by Jiang Yan.
"Don't listen to ghost stories, Jiang Yan doesn't tell ghost stories at all, it's not fun!" Qingqing pursed her lips with a dissatisfied look.
"Hey! Why are you talking nonsense with your eyes open, how can your uncle's ghost story not be scary? Jiang Yan was not happy.
"It's just not scary!" Qingqing insists on her own point of view!
"Isn't it scary, you say?" Jiang Yan's eyes widened, "Then what are you hiding in your mother's arms?" ”
......" Qingqing was speechless. Hmph, I don't listen to your ghost story anyway! "The little girl is arrogant again.
"I love to listen or not, I don't listen to my buddy and go back to sleep." Jiang Yan snorted angrily.
"Jiang Yan!" Qingqing shouted.
"What?" Jiang Yan asked angrily.
"Sing to me!" The little girl made another request.
"Hey! You girl is endless, and she can't sleep anymore! Jiang Yan glared, and he didn't have a good airway.
"I can't sleep, you sing to me to put me to sleep!" The little girl doesn't care if he likes it or not.
"You...... Well, you win! Thinking that he didn't agree with Xiao Loli's grinding method, Jiang Yan swallowed back a hard sentence to his mouth.
"Well, I'm going to listen to new, unsung ones!" Little Lori also has conditions attached.
"Hey! Why do you have so many things, it's good to sing it to you, and you have to listen to new ones, I have so many new nursery rhymes to sing to you! Jiang Yan glared, I can't agree to this matter, isn't this going to be the beginning of a new song for this girl every time in the future? Even if you have 300 children's songs, you can't stand such a consumption!