Chapter 21: Something Happened to Erlang God

It turned out that when Gao Yang was ******** the research group was applied, Yang Jian ate the Ascension Pill that made the eyes of the immortals blush.

When the immortals were waiting for Yang Jian to jump out and show off the feeling of a thousand years of cultivation skyrocketing, they waited for a while, but Yang Jian never showed up.

This is not scientific, although many immortals in the Ascension Pill group have not eaten it, it does not prevent them from knowing its efficacy, it is a pill that turns into a rising pill at the entrance, and there is no need to retreat and meditate to digest the medicinal properties at all.

What's more, even if he needs to retreat, with Yang Jian's flamboyant personality, he has to come back first to humiliate Lu Dongbin for a few words, but he just didn't come back, this is not the style of tearing the madman Yang Erlang?

Could it be that there is something wrong with the pill, Yang Erlang burps after taking it? No, Lao Jun's production must be a high-quality product, Yang Jian belongs to the real second generation of officials in the heavenly realm, he should have eaten a lot of this elixir before, otherwise he would not have changed it with the Roaring Sky Dog, so the possibility of taking it by mistake can be ruled out.

What happened to Yang Jian? Not only the immortals, but even Gao Yang began to wonder.

Five minutes later, some immortals in the group began to be unable to hold back.

Huo De Xingjun: "Zhenjun, what's the situation?" This was followed by a big question mark.

Clairvoyant: "Lao Yang, say something?" "Question mark.

Lei Gong: "Zhenjun, after taking it, is the whole body comfortable, as if the clouds are driving the fog, and in the end, the body suddenly shivered as if it had been electrified?" That feels beautiful and can't do it, hey, hey, hey......" followed by a lustful expression.

Chang'e: "Hooligans! He was followed by a wide white eye.

Weaver Girl: "Rogue! "Two white eyes.

The electric mother suddenly popped up: "Old thing, you are not serious, have you thought about electricity?" Okay, when I go back, I will fulfill you! "Behind a large string of lightning bolt symbols.

Immortals: "......"

Seeing that Yang Jian hasn't come out for so long, Tai Bai Xing can't hold back his anger: "Erlang Zhenjun, what's wrong with you, cough, everyone is quite worried." A series of anxious expressions followed.

I can't help but be too Bai Jinxing not to worry, he is the leader of this group, the Ascension Pill that Yang Jian ate is traded in the group, in case Yang Jian is really poisoned to death, the Jade Emperor will definitely not be able to spare him when he comes back, at least he has to be punished for the crime of providing a drug trading place and lax supervision.

Lu Dongbin and Yang Jian are old enemies, of course they will not let go of this excellent opportunity to step on Yang Jian: "Yang Sanyan, don't you really eat to death, right?" Hahaha, that's really an eye-opener, retribution! ”

Tie Guan Li: "Plus one!" ”

Han Xiangzi: "Plus one!" ”

Han Zhongli: "Plus one!" ”

……

Ten minutes passed, and Yang Jian still didn't move.

Tai Bai Xing: "Is San'er here?" "An anxious expression.

Nezha: "Yes, what's wrong Uncle Li?" "Tai Bai Xing's real name is Li Changgeng, so these young immortals who grew up in the Heavenly Realm generally call him Uncle Li.

Tai Bai Xing: "San'er, you tell the truth to your uncle, what are you giving Erlang Zhenjun to eat?" ”

Nezha: "Ascension Pill, this is what Yang Jian told me later that I only knew, I would not have sold it if I had known that it was the Ascension Pill, a Ascension Pill was replaced by a broken dog whose hair was about to fall out, how do you want to hold your breath." ”

At this time, Li Jing suddenly surfaced: "Rebel son, you are embarrassed to say that you don't want to be a father with such a good pill, you are really raised for nothing!" Angry expression.

Nezha: "Cut, you are embarrassed to say that I am your son, and I will dismantle my son, do you have a father like you, I don't have to talk about you." A series of white-eyed expressions.

Li Jing: "......"

Back then, forcing Nezha to remove his bones and return the favor has always been the root knot of discord between Li Jing's father and son for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is also Li Jing's weakness.

Seeing that Li Jing and Nezha were arguing again, Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but be anxious: "I said that your father and son can not quarrel first, listen to me and get down to business." Angry expression.

Tai Bai Xing is known in the heavenly realm for his steady work and good temper, and now even he is in a hurry, you can imagine how serious the matter is, Tai Bai Xing's temper, Li Jing and the others immediately stopped.

Tai Bai Xing: "San'er, uncle begs you for one thing, you are closer to Yang Jian, you help your uncle run to see what is wrong with Yang Jian, there has been no movement for such a long time, uncle is not at ease!" ”

Before Nezha could speak, Li Jing spoke: "Lao Li, this is not appropriate, you also know that now the aura of the heavenly realm is thin, Nezha's supernatural powers and hot wheels are not used at all, and it was not a matter at all when it was placed for more than a thousand miles, but now you let a child run barefoot, and you can't run for two months, besides, the world is so chaotic now, and a child is not safe, isn't it?" A disgruntled expression.

Nezha: "Yes, Uncle Li, in the past, there were heavenly soldiers and generals patrolling the heavenly realm, but since the aura is gone, there is not even a ghost around, and the wilderness is so panicked when I think about ......it" with a frightened expression.

Tai Bai Xing: "San'er is a child? Still timid? Bah, the dragons of the East China Sea and the South China Sea are about to be destroyed by him, and he will not be bold if he is timid. A pouting expression.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: "That's right, it's shameful! Angry expression.

Dragon King of the South Sea: "Strongly condemn him!" Two angry expressions.

"Old Ao, don't make a fuss." Tai Bai Xing drank Ao Guang Ao Qin, and then said: "But there is one sentence, Li Tianwang, you are right, it is impossible to let a child run so far, it is indeed a bit far!" ”

Li Jing: "Old Li Yingming! ”

Nezha: "Uncle Li, you are so handsome!" It was followed by a cute smiling face.

Twenty minutes passed, Yang Jian didn't move at all as if he was dead, and the focus of the immortals' discussions began to change from what happened to Yang Jian to how to treat Yang Jian's funeral, and even some immortals even thought about the eulogy, and even the immortals who had a good relationship with Yang Jian were already planning to go to Zhenjun's Mansion for funeral with dry food on their backs......

The topics chatted about by the immortals in the group are also getting heavier and heavier, and later it has become a collective memorial to Yang Jian, and it is embarrassing to see it, the Erlang God who has commanded the heavenly realm for hundreds of thousands of years was actually poisoned by Nezha, who believes it?

……

Just when there was a bleak wind and cold rain in the group, Erlang God, who had disappeared for half an hour and everyone thought he was dead, suddenly surfaced.

Yang Jian: "Nezha, you can kill me, which Taoist friend should help me think of a way, I have run to the thatched house seven times, and I have no strength at all, this time I came out of the wall!" "Crying expression.

As soon as Yang Jian came out, the immortals suddenly became messy and paralyzed, they can't be so scary, didn't they say they were dead? Why did it come out again?

Tai Bai Xing: "Yang Jian, what's wrong?" ”

Chang'e: "? ”

Weaver Girl: "? ”

……

When Gao Yang's mobile phone was swiped by countless question marks, Yang Jian came out again: "No, ancestors, help me think of a way, this is the eighth time, this time I came out with a stick, I guess I will have to climb out next time!" It's all to blame on the Nezha, you killed me......"

In the questioning of the immortals, Yang Jian said with a handful of snot and tears about the situation that he had disappeared for half an hour.