Murphy doesn't believe in horoscopes, but he's a lot more proficient in them.

According to her analysis, the uncle should be a Virgo, with a unique aura exuded all over his body, and she can't think of other zodiac signs except Virgo.

Sure enough, a woman's sixth sense is accurate.

"Uncle, do Virgos usually get beaten up when they eat out?"

“……”

"I heard that ~ Virgo is particularly turtle hair special ~ You must wipe the tableware repeatedly when eating, and if you have to call the waiter if you lose any dirt, you have to call the waiter, and if the dish is a little unappetizing, you have to call the waiter, and you have to call the waiter when you see that the table is not clean! Wouldn't this kind of person be slapped out by the waiter directly with the lid of the pot? ”

"......" Yan Chen swallowed a celery with difficulty, "Who said that Virgo is like this?" ”

"It's online."

Wipe your hands. "I usually have nothing to do, I use the Internet less, read more books, and learn some useful knowledge."

"Knowledge comes from life."

"Then try to live."

"Yes, life is all about the Internet now. Strive to watch other people's lives on the Internet, know how to grow, understand youth, look forward to the future, and work hard~ Am I particularly knowledgeable, the Internet * Okay? ”

Yan Chen squinted, what kind of fallacy and heresy. Ignore her, bow your head and continue to nibble on vegetables.

All he could eat on this table was a few green vegetables.

"Uncle, do you have a habit of cleanliness?"

I thought about it. "What kind of cleanliness fetish?"

"Just in the afternoon, when I had coffee on my hands, I grabbed your sleeve again, and you showed an extremely hideous expression, that kind of thing."

Yan Chen pinched his chopsticks hard, "Do you know the answer and still ask me?" ”

"I'm just going to see if you know anything about it."

"Is this called a bad problem?"

"Yes."

"How?"

"Think about it, the coffee is yours, your own coffee stained my hands first, and I didn't wipe your hands with your sleeve It's already good, so your expression is not right."

…… He didn't even drink his coffee, he was drunk and he didn't say anything, she sued first.

"What zodiac sign are you?"

Murphy didn't expect Uncle to be interested in constellations, and his eyes lit up.

"I'm Aries, Aries! Baa baa "hands on the head, moving like sheep's horns.

"Are all Aries like you?"

"That's right!" There was a pause. "What does it look like?"

"!" Another green vegetable was sandwiched, "There is no meekness of a lamb at all." ”

“…… Hey, uncle! Don't you think my analysis is correct, I am analyzing it from a deep level, the ownership of the item, you have to seriously think about whether this is the case. ”

These words were so shocking that Yan Chen was choked by the vegetable leaves and coughed violently.

Murphy hurriedly handed over the water and asked with concern: "How is it, how is it?" In a hurry, I almost stepped over from the table to him.

Yan Chen waved his hand, "You, you don't say a few words, let me finish this meal safely." "It was an unusually long meal.

Murphy immediately sat down obediently, with his hands behind his back like a schoolboy who had done something wrong.

After a long time, he raised his head slightly.

"Uncle......

Seeing that the other side didn't react, he was afraid that her voice was small, but he didn't hear it, so he leaned forward.

"Uncle, are you angry? It is said on the Internet that Virgos are not easy to get angry. ”

Yan Chen's eyebrows moved, but he still didn't answer, and continued to eat slowly.

"Uncle, I was wrong. I shouldn't be using arguments and distorting the facts. Not to mention that Virgo is not good, Virgo is especially good! Especially the old man of Virgo is just perfect! ”

……

It's over, and I said the wrong thing again.

Dinner was finally finished, Yan Chen sighed heavily, this meal was really not easy to eat, and his life was short of breath for two years.

It was a little chilly after walking out of the tour.

At the end of October, the temperature in City B has become cooler, and the weak northwest wind is also a little biting.

This hot pot restaurant is on the famous food street in City B, and after living in this city for 35 years, Yan Chen is still the first time to eat here.

It was already past ten o'clock after dinner in the evening, but it was still crowded and bustling.

Murphy happily ran ahead, seeing everything fresh like a child.

"Uncle, you come, you come! Look at the live crabs here! Wow, their eyes still move. ”

The girl who looked like a dirt bun immediately attracted the attention of the crowd, and Yan Chen walked over and grabbed Murphy's clothes.

"Gone, gone."

Murphy reluctantly watched the live crab get farther and farther away from him, and then walked honestly by himself.

Yan Chen walked fast in front, and Murphy was a little difficult to follow behind.

Suddenly.

"Wow! I fell! ”

When Yan Chen turned around, Murphy was lying on the ground, clutching his knees with a painful expression.

Run briskly over there. "Where's the fall?"

Murphy's eyes blinked, his mouth pursed. "Ouch, it hurts, it hurts. Aches all over the body. ”

"Tell me where it hurts?"

"It's distressing."

"Huh?"

"You go too fast, I can't keep up, I feel distressed."

Yan Chen's face sank, "Did you fall?" ”

Murphy immediately stiffened his face and shook his head. "Nope."

"Then you just ......"

"I am...... Myself... Lying on the ground. ”

Murphy thought that her height of 164 was not short, but she didn't expect Yan Chen to be so tall, her legs were so long, and her walking speed was so fast, and she had to struggle to keep up with him as fast as possible.

So, since he can't see that she hasn't followed, then remind him that it's okay~

"Get up, it's cold on the ground."

Murphy stretched out his hand aggrievedly, "My leg is numb, I can't get up." ”

Yan Chen frowned and stretched out his hand.

In the middle of the night in early winter, the temperature began to rise rapidly.

Yan Chen's walking speed was obviously much slower, but Murphy's speed was slower, and his face was swollen, feeling that there was a volcano about to erupt, heavy and hot.

"What's wrong with you?"

Yan Chen asked softly, but Murphy suddenly felt that the uncle's voice was particularly crisp and pleasant, and his face became even hotter.

"Great, uncle."

"Huh?"

"You ......"

Murphy didn't say the second half of the sentence for a long time, and Yan Chen looked down at her. "What's wrong?"

"You, do you have a girlfriend?"

The footsteps of the walk suddenly stopped, and in an instant they returned to their normal pace, and the slight tremor in their eyes was fleeting.

"Nope."

Murphy looked up with a smile, "Really?!" ”

"Hmm."

"What kind of girl does that old Virgo man like?"

Black...... Very good, old man.

The words were spoken, and Murphy was remorseful. The good atmosphere was ruined by his own stinky mouth.

Smack! The word 'old man' must never be said again!

Swear! Especially not to say it in front of the uncle!

"I've heard that Virgo guys are slower, isn't that true?" Change the subject, but still inseparable from the constellation.

"I don't know."

Murphy breathed a sigh of relief, and the uncle was still talking to her.

When I was eating just now, because of a sentence, the uncle didn't speak at all in the second half of the meal.

Virgo is really a minefield everywhere!

"Well, I think Uncle is quite slow to heat up. But it's okay, I'm hot fast, it's best for people like you who are slow to heat."

Yan Chen stopped, turned sideways, leaned down, stared at Murphy's head, and then nodded. "What's in your little head? Why are there all these unnutritious things all day long? Young people should study more useful, don't always think about what constellations to study, is it useful? Can it make your life more meaningful? ”

Murphy touched his head and was stunned, I don't know why she had an illusion just now, as if she was back in elementary school, when the head teacher taught her like this, bitterly.

It was very repulsive at the time, and now it ...... It feels pretty good.

trotted to keep up with the man who had already walked in front. "Uncle, can you educate me a few more words?"

Yan Chen rolled his eyes silently, he really wanted to find a pair of pliers and pry open her head to see what was inside.

"Really uncle, I think what you said is particularly in-depth and educational, so let's say a few more words."

"Don't say it."

"Why don't you say it?"

"Don't want to say?"

"Why don't you want to say it?"

"Stay away from me."

"I'm fifteen centimeters away from you, how far can I go!"

“……”

"Shall I be closer to five centimeters?" Move.

“……”

"Then I'm closer to five centimeters~" No.

“…… Murphy! Don't stick to me! ”

"I didn't! There's five centimeters left! How far away!! ”

"......" collapsed.

Yan Chen especially regretted believing Murphy's words that it was not easy to take a taxi on the street where he ate, and on the way over, so many taxis passed by, but because he was pestered by Murphy, he was stunned that he didn't get a single one. It's half past eleven now, and I'm still standing on the side of the road in the cold wind, shivering from the cold.

Yan Chen is actually okay, he usually exercises, and he is frost-resistant, but Murphy is not good, so he almost sticks it directly to him.

At first, Yan Chen would also educate her that the little girl should know how to respect herself, but seeing that she was really cold, she let her be entangled motionless.

"Uncle, will we be photographed by the paparazzi like this?"

"Then you don't stay away."

"I don't even know you, and the paparazzi probably don't know you either."

“……”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was wrong again." Lowered his head and let go of the uncle, "Let's let go, in case it is not good for the uncle if it is photographed by the paparazzi." In fact, what she thought in her heart was: Paparazzi hurry up and shoot me and my uncle, I'm in love with my uncle, hurry up and expose us to the world. And then she is also in this circle, she deeply understands the powerful power of public opinion, for the good of her uncle and for her own good, she will not do stupid things that cause trouble.

Yan Chen stood next to her and felt funny, looked down at her, overheard the sound of her frozen teeth colliding, took off his coat, and handed it to her.

"Put it on."

Murphy looked at the only white shirt on his uncle's upper body and pushed it back. "Dress yourself."

"I'm not cold."

"I'm not cold either!"

Yan Chen straightened his face and said sternly: "Put it on!" ”

Murphy immediately took the coat without obeying the call, put it on obediently, and when he reacted, the warm current had already spread, his body was moved, and his heart was even more moved, and he almost hugged his uncle's arm and cried with tears in his eyes.

She began to regret that she hadn't taken a taxi on the street where she was eating just now, and now at this time and place, it is really not good to take a taxi, so she rolled her eyes and moved to her uncle's side.

"Uncle, are you cold?"

"It's not cold."

"I think you're so cold." Instantly climbed on the uncle's body with four feet, "Isn't it a little warmer like this?" ”

Yan Chen was frightened by this action, and reflexively looked around, and the pedestrians who were in a hurry didn't pay much attention to the two people who behaved abnormally here. "I'm not cold, let go." ”

"No, Uncle lent me clothes, I can't let Uncle get cold, I want to give you warmth."

The greatness of the words has long bloomed in the heart. This place is so remote, the uncle's popularity is so low, no matter how dedicated the paparazzi are, they won't be photographed, so they just get started.

Don't miss out on this great time!

struggled for a long time, but after all, it was unsuccessful, and Yan Chen also gave up, letting her die on herself.

While it does have a warming effect, it is heavier.