"Smack!"

I slapped it on the counter.

"You guy dare to come here! Flat you! ”

I've already experienced first-hand why Wenwen is so infamous! I've been building up a night of anger! Wenwen still dares to swagger in my store!

"Oh, don't be angry."

Wenwen leaned over with a hippie smile.

"-You bite me~"

It's going to be an inch, hey! It's really biting you! It's useless to sell cute! I'm resistant to beautiful girls! Let me tell you, I've been through a lot of battles, and I've seen a lot! Zi, Yonglin, my boobs are so big that I don't know where they are, I'll talk and laugh with them!

“…… Honestly, it's too much. ”

sighed, but still couldn't get angry after all. I scratched my head and reached out to hold Wenwen's shoulder and pushed her away from my face.

"Speaking of which, what about your sidekick?"

"Huh? She's in a hurry. But the residents in the building behind you, why didn't they see it? ”

"They...... I didn't come back at all last night. I don't care what they want. I thought about it again, and decided to negotiate with Wenwen again.

"I said, how are you going to write my article? Do you have to write me as a scumbag? ”

It's called retreating as advancing! In this way, as long as you are a normal person, you will not be embarrassed!

"Uh-huh~"

Wenwen opened his bright eyes, and then, nodded.

Defeat and loss OTZ......

"It's not like that. It's just ill-intentioned, three thousand harems, and eating soft rice, well, at most one more sexual fetish is extensive. ”

"Hey! Is this called 'that's it'! ”

"Well, that means you don't object to the previous ones, do you?"

"What is this! I'm all against it! ”

"Objection invalid~"

“……”

That's when a famous quote suddenly came to mind.

[The one who controls the right to speak can control the court!] 】

Oh no, it's not this......

"Ah. Just kidding. Wouldn't have written like that. ”

Wenwen suddenly changed his words. I was surprised.

"Of course, it is the duty of a journalist to report the facts. I'm here today to get some good materials, but unfortunately they're not here. ”

"Huh?"

Am I overly worried? That's right, as a writer, no matter how you say it, you will have respect for the article. I didn't expect Wenwen to be a good person.

Wait, no! That's what a journalist does, okay? What am I grateful for!

"However, a little artistic processing is still necessary."

"Artistic processing?"

"Well, for example, 'When the second sister of the Scarlett family was mentioned, Mori Kinrinnosuke smiled lewdly and shyly.' Such ~"

"Please spare me......"

The crisis is finally over. Speaking of which, how to describe it is also a knowing smile, right? I thought as I gave Wenwen my opinion. When I think of Fran, I still wonder how brave I was at that time—I think of a nonsense called a past life. Maybe it's true.

"By the way, I have something to ask you."

"Huh?"

Wenwen was going from shelf to shelf, the roots of his shoe clattering on the floor.

"If you're a journalist, you're good at investigating, right?"

"Oh?"

Wen Wen turned his head in an instant, and his eyes immediately shot out with curiosity.

"Which flavor is Rin Nosuke interested in?"

"It's not what you think!"

I almost picked up the book and threw it at Wenwen—I couldn't hold back at the thought that it was Pache Li's.

"Market research, market research. Frankly, business has been terrible lately. Didn't you say yesterday that everything I sell is outdated? INTERVIEWER It's easy to write a report. ”

"Oh? Let me think about it. ”

"Sit down. I'm going to make some tea. ”

I breathed a sigh of relief. For the sake of the long term, it's acceptable to make a little sacrifice for Reimu's share of tea - no, that's my commodity. Although no one has bought it except Reimu all this time.

As the tea leaves swirled in the cup, I asked Wenwen, "How is it?" ”

"Hmm. Do you know what market research is? ”

"Huh? Isn't that ...... Wait, I think, it should be a questionnaire or a road visit or something, ask about your usual consumption needs. ”

"Oh, you won't get anything if you ask like that. I see that you only have accessories and snacks here, which is super ~ unpopular. ”

"That's the problem. What do you usually consume the most? ”

"What do you think?"

Wenwen blinked. I thought about it for a moment and said tentatively, "Stationery? ”

Wenwen nodded heavily, then folded his arms and said condescendingly, "Wrong." ”

"Then what are you nodding to!"

I grabbed the hair on my forehead. Really, I thought I was a rare resource......

"I'm just wondering, I understand the reason for your current situation."

"Huh? What is it? ”

"Sluggish."

"I don't think I'm a genius, but I always feel that the sluggishness you mentioned is not the same as I understand......

Wenwen ignored my entanglement. She asked: "Tell me first, who are you most familiar with in the school park?" ”

"Huh? Marisa ...... "I thought about it for a moment and replied, "Reimu." ”

"Have you ever seen her buy stationery?"

"Huh? It doesn't seem to be. ”

"Of course. The school is equipped with stationery free of charge.。 ”

I touched my chin a little embarrassed. Reimu would only eat and drink with me, and occasionally ask me for money to buy clothes—which of course had to be credited. Purple has been on for a long time—really long—and will come to settle the bill for Reimu. Seriously, I obviously regard her as so important, but I completely release Reimu, I really don't understand Purple's thoughts.

"Mori Kinrinnosuke stepped on two boats, I wrote it down."

"You've got enough!"

When he was distracted, Wenwen came coldly with a blow.

"That's a friend I've known before."

"Oh-oh? Let's hear it. ”

"This ......"

I carefully organized the language. Things that involve privacy should be avoided, and I try to use concise words to convey the interest of the text.

"It's just three little things."

"Three?"

"Hmm. Teacher Bori saved my life. Marisa saved me once. Teacher Borei asked me to take care of Reimu. That's it. ”

"—a trifle?"

I looked into Wenwen's eyes and answered her in the affirmative.

"That's it."

"Okay, okay~" Wenwen probably saw my seriousness. Kind of with a conscience, this guy.

"Don't mention that. Tell me, what consumes the most? ”

"Want to know?"

"Of course I want to know."

As soon as I said that, I knew it was going to be bad. I saw a cunning light in Wenwen's eyes.

"Let's sell fat! Rin no Suke! ”

No, wait, this ...... Although I haven't seen a shop selling clothes near the school park, but it's too ......

Wenwen suddenly laughed. I guess the look on my face must be funny right now.

"Just kidding. I have a great idea. It can not only publicize, but also make money~"

"Seriously......"

"In return, I want to give this reporter first-hand news."

Since Wenwen dares to say this, it must be reliable. Don't let me down.

"Please. Appreciate. ”

"Hmph, that's-" Wenwen smugly wiped his fingers over the tip of his nose and said:

"Student clubs."

PS: The sound of the wind and the rain, the sound of reading, the sound of talking and laughing: family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, three small things

—From a passing apprentice mage