Do you know what it's like to break out in a cold sweat on dog days?

At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang deeply realized it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

He stared at the female man in front of him like a fool, and countless grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.

What's this called?

This woman was kicked in the head by a donkey, right?

Just such a talent, overseas successful people pursue you? I......

"Mr. Li, actually...... That one...... I want to ......"

"I know, I know that this morning's incident has caused you a big misunderstanding, and I want you to understand that I just didn't want you to disturb my reading in the morning, and I didn't mean much else. Everyone is currently a student, and they should still focus on their studies. In the future, when you wait for the society, I believe that you will meet the right person for you. Let's be friends. ”

I want to cry without tears! Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to say something, but Li Huan'e had already gotten up and left.

Looking at the woman's sturdy back, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt aggrieved for no reason.

People live in high-end hotels as agents, soak in high-end cuties, and use superb equipment.

And what about him Zhang Xiaoqiang? I live in a cheap rental house for 600 yuan a month, and I soak in magnesium and aluminum that is more man-like than a man, and I use a bus card.

That's it, and he was dumped with a good guy card.

With depression and unwillingness, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned home.

When the old pig saw that Zhang Xiaoqiang came back dejected, he immediately understood a thing or two, and stepped forward to hold Zhang Xiaoqiang's palm: "Did Xiaoqiang suffer any grievances today?" ”

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt a sense of grief and indignation from his heart, and then reached out to hug the old pig's fat body, and whined: "Brother Pig~ My heart is cool and cold." ”

The old pig nodded in understanding: "Xiaoqiang, Brother Pig understands, if there is anything uncomfortable, just tell Brother Pig, and it will be comfortable to say it." ”

"Brother Pig, the baby is bitter, the baby can't say." Well, being ruthlessly "abandoned" by Li Huan'e, where does Zhang Xiaoqiang still have the face to live in this world.

The old pig patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder: "It's okay, you tell Brother Pig that Li Huan'e made you like this?" ”

It's okay not to mention Li Huan'e, but this mention of Li Huan'e and Zhang Xiaoqiang's emotions became more and more uncontrollable.

Seeing this, the old pig was 100% sure that it was related to Li Huan'e at this time, and he was immediately furious, and blurted out and scolded: "Bichi!! I knew it was Nabichi!! If you want to hurt me in the next session, forget it, and now it's bullying my brother. Xiaoqiang, don't be afraid, tell me the truth what Bichi did to you!? Back then, he had someone in the sky, so we couldn't do anything about him. Now that I'm in the human world, I'll settle my old and new accounts with him. ”

The old pig's words made Zhang Xiaoqiang feel spring-like warmth.

But...... Straightening up, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked seriously: "Brother Pig, you said that Li Huan'e is Chang'e, I want to ask, has she ever been to South Korea?" ”

"What is Korea?" The old pig opens the 100,000 why mode.

"It's a stick." Zhang Xiaoqiang blurted out subconsciously.

"Stick!?" The Great Sage jumped three feet high: "Where, where?" ”

The great sage's jump really scared Zhang Xiaoqiang and the old pig.

Regarding the great sage's nonsense performance, the old pig didn't say anything, and directly reprimanded: "Mentally retarded!" Xiaoqiang is talking about a stick, not your Dinghaishen needle! ”

"Stay!! You dead fat man, who are you mentally retarded scolding? ”

"Whoever answers, I will scold him!"

"I think you're itchy and looking for a twitch?"

"What's the matter, you want to fight?"

"Fight, fight, my grandson is still afraid that you will be a dead idiot?"

As he spoke, the old pig, the great sage stood and shook his arms and legs to prepare to do it.

The air in the room was depressed, and seeing that a magnificent "rock-paper-scissors" was about to be staged, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly stood up in front of the old pig and the great sage.

"Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, calm down, that ...... Thousands of mistakes, thousands of mistakes are the fault of my Xiaoqiang alone. Blame me for not making it clear, you both lose your anger. ”

After that, Zhang Xiaoqiang pointed to the black-and-white TV and comforted: "Brother Monkey, this is very exciting in the back, Wukong is about to change his washing, cutting and blowing." ”

The Great Sage turned his head when he heard this, and in the picture, Sun Wukong was lying in the air and screaming, his muscles soared, and his originally flowing long hair also changed towards the non-mainstream in his hysterical screams.

Seeing such a strange scene, the Great Sage burst out: "There are monsters!" ”

When it was over, a stride flashed back to the couch and set off in a horseback squatting position.

It's dangerous!

Beads of sweat dripped to the ground, and Zhang Xiaoqiang let out a long breath.

Needless to say, he once again stopped a great battle and saved the peace of the earth.

After getting the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to delay, and immediately set his eyes on the old pig: "Brother Pig, about that Korean ...... Actually, it's a place name. ”

"Oh, yes, is that a fun place? I've never heard of it before. ”

"Uh......" Thinking about it, I still didn't say that the stick said that Journey to the West was their Guo Jia's business, otherwise with the temper of the Journey to the West in front of him, it is estimated that the end of the stick would not be peaceful.

After pondering for two seconds, Zhang Xiaoqiang replied politely: "That is a place where decay can be turned into magic. ”

"Wonderland! This is the first time I've heard of it. ”

Isn't it...... The ugly can become beautiful, the beautiful can become ugly, the tall can become short, the short can become tall, all in all, if you ask which country in the world has the ability to make people so neat that they can't even recognize their own parents, there is no doubt that the stick is second, and no one dares to say first.

Needless to say, since the old pig has never heard of South Korea, it is naturally impossible for Chang'e to go for plastic surgery.

That being the case, why did the old pig decide that Li Huan'e was Chang'e?

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was unwilling, had to find an explanation for himself no matter what, was silent for a long time, and spoke again: "Brother Pig, you said that after Chang'e ran to the moon, Youmu might not want to jump off the building?" The kind where the face hits the ground first? ”

"Impossible! There is only a bungalow, no building. ”

"What about hitting the tree? Doesn't she have a tree? "Wu Gang's fable, Zhang Xiaoqiang still knows.

"Why did you hit the tree? That's not a fool! Zhang Xiaoqiang, who asked rhetorically, was speechless.

"This ...... Isn't it three missing one, people are depressed, and it is inevitable to do some strange things, hehe, hehe. After laughing twice, Zhang Xiaoqiang replied helplessly.

"Don't worry, even if Chang'e Na Bichi wants to do this, the environment of the earth can't kill people!"

Come to think of it, from a physical point of view, the moon basically can't die if you want to.

But then again, the old pig's words can't help but make Zhang Xiaoqiang impressed.

Such an esoteric and obscure scientific knowledge can be blurted out by the old pig, it seems that the original 100,000 did not look in vain.

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt a shock in his pocket.

He took out his mobile phone and opened the screen to take a look...... Rosen!!

Thousands of grievances, thousands of complaints, in the final analysis, the initiator of all incidents is this Lawson!! (To be continued.) )