Chapter 200: Heartbreak Without a Trace
"I'm going to fuck you. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info "The right hand was raised, and the hemp pole, whose self-esteem had been seriously hit, raised the wine jar and smashed it towards Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoqiang took two steps back before the guard, so that he had a buffer and avoidance time, otherwise he would have to give him a scoop for the sudden and unprovoked sneak attack of the hemp pole.
Turning sideways, Zhang Xiaoqiang could clearly feel the wine jar flying in front of him, and the sound of the wind whistle was terrifying.
"Bang! Click! "The jar, which had lost its target, went straight ahead, and finally smashed into the wall and shattered into slag.
"Xiaoqiang!! What are you doing? Didn't I just remind you, sell chickens, sell chickens, don't mess ......" The voice suddenly stagnated, and the great sage jumped away with the TV in his hand.
And when he was squatting in the pit, a few broken tiles and scattered drinks were "scattering joy" on the ground.
"What is that nerd doing?"
Zhang Er was puzzled and continued to ask, hearing the great sage's question, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to cry.
My mother-in-law, alas, the Great Sage finally found out that something was wrong here.
That's it...... Zhang Xiaoqiang somewhat understood that on the way to the west, Tang Seng was repeatedly captured by monsters for Mao.
It's not that the enemy is too strong, it's that the teammates are too bad.
"It's them!" Heng Mei was cold, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his hand and pointed at the hemp pole face: "It's the who made Brother Pig like this!" ā
Turning his head, the Great Sage had a pair of cross-eyed eyes on the pock-faced and others.
Not to mention that when the pair of cross-eyed people of the Great Sage were scared, the focused gaze really had a breathtaking feeling.
No, the hemp pole was so scolded by the great sage that he immediately "shouted respectfully": "Look at your mother!" Look at Lao Tzu to kill you again! ā
"What do you say?" Frowning slightly, the Great Sage stepped forward.
"Your mother, pretend to be a calf with Lao Tzu! I think you're looking for death! Avoiding his body, the hemp rod flashed out of his own pile, and then went straight to the great sage.
didn't answer, the great sage just stared at the hemp pole.
It is estimated that it is the first time I have encountered such a situation, and after a long time, I don't know why, and my psychology is a little hairy.
"Hey, it's hairy with a! Lao Tzu came here with you to find a place, not to watch you chat! The flower shirt behind him is obviously not a patient person, and when he saw that the hemp rod couldn't hit a fart at all, he couldn't bear to scold at the moment.
Hearing this, the hemp pole was even more angry, and he was not good at replying to the flower shirt, so he naturally fell his anger on the great sage.
"Pretend to be b for Lao Tzu, look for death!!"
The word "death" fell, and the wine jar held by the hemp pole in his hand was smashed out by it.
I'll go! Brother's 128!
Heartbroken without a trace!
The wine jar smashed heavily on the skull of the Great Sage, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was called, was stunned and couldn't understand that the Great Sage didn't avoid it.
What is this called, the victory over the Buddha in a dignified fight even has this reaction?
But soon Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped questioning.
Because he faintly felt that something was not quite right with the Great Sage.
He couldn't say what was wrong, but at this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that the Great Sage was a little different from the "second goods" he saw on weekdays.
The wine mixed with the clay pot scraps slid down the Great Sage's head, but the Great Sage stood in place like a person who had nothing to do.
There is no broken head, no blood flow, and some are just calm and indifferent flashes in the cross-eyed eyes on the face.
Fog grass! Is this Nima a golden bell jar or an iron cloth shirt?
As we all know, the Monkey King, the great sage of Monkey King, has fiery eyes, a copper head and an iron sheet, and will change seventy-two times.
Although he can't use his mana next time, when he wants to come to the Great Sage to practice in the past, he will definitely put bricks on his head and smash wine bottles.
So being smashed on the head by a hemp stick wine jar is definitely not a problem.
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who knows the details, knows the great sage's combat power very well.
But I didn't know anything, but my face was blinded by the man's arrogant brain.
"**** You're very fucking, aren't you, Lao Tzu ...... today" and picked up a wine jar again.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart instantly raised his throat and eyes, and at the same time scolded secretly: You are a fool who lacks heart, right, you have to smash people with a whole thing!? There will be no tricks.
"Click!"
The hemp pole moved quickly, Zhang Xiaoqiang fugue, and his second jar of wine was smashed on the head of the great sage.
As usual, the jar shattered and the wine dripped.
Now it's okay, the Great Sage was drenched in the wine.
Nima! Ma Pole, you are really dead!
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the Great Sage and wanted to say something, but in the end he closed his mouth.
Because the strange feeling in Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart became more and more serious, he knew that something must have happened.
"! What are you doing with that? This is what you need to use to open people's heads. ā
Turning his gaze, the man in the flower shirt found a brick out of nowhere.
The hemp rod was knotted smoothly, weighed it in his hand, and then showed a slight smile.
"Thanks, Brother Biao!!"
After finishing speaking, Ma Zhu turned his face again and looked at the Great Sage with an evil smile.
"Boy, give you a chance, climb down and kowtow to the master to admit his mistakes, and the master can consider letting you go!"
The Great Sage still looks light-hearted.
And this is precisely the most annoying.
Just imagine, you try all kinds of tricks to greet your opponent, but people don't move like a bell, don't pay attention to you at all, can you feel better?
Anyway, the hemp pole was deeply stimulated by the indifference and ignorance of the great sage.
As the so-called anger starts from the heart, evil is born to the side of the gall, and the hemp pole is angry and waved his arm again, and then smashed it hard towards the door of the great sage's head: "Dare to look down on Lao Tzu, I will kill you today!" ā
"Smack!" There was a muffled sound, and the sound of the brick hitting the head pierced the eardrums.
But when the voice falls, look at the great sage, okay...... The fourth brother is described as a word, not moving like a bell.
His hands trembled faintly, and the hemp rod used all his strength, so that the backlash caused by the smashing made his mouth ache.
Looking at the great sage who didn't have any in front of him, the hemp pole was really about to cry.
This wine smashed, and the bricks couldn't hurt each other...... "Are you a monster?" ā
It's all over the calf!
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a murderous aura surging in the air, this murderous aura was too familiar to him, because every time the Great Sage went crazy, there would be this kind of movement around him before he made a move.
That's right! This should be what people often call the spirit of hegemony.
With the aura of the Great Sage King, his originally calm eyes immediately shot out two scorching rays of light.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly blurted out: "Brother Monkey, stay ......"
Before he could say anything, a black shadow crossed Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes.
It only took a few seconds to hear a bang, and then the stall vendors cursed one after another.
"What the hell!"
"Fuck, I'm playing extreme sports on the street!"
"Destroy our stall and beat him!"
"Yes, yes, let's go up and hit him!"
Crackling, the staggered slapping of all kinds of chaotic "weapons" echoed in the streets.
However, compared to the "riot" in the distance, everyone's eyes were focused on the lean man in the center of the stall at the moment. (To be continued.) )