Chapter 52: Brother's Coquettishness, You Can't Learn It
"A tree without bark will surely die;
People are shameless, and the world is invincible.
Horizontal batch: people are invincible if they are cheap"
When this couplet appeared, the situation of the whole scolding war seemed to have begun to become clear, and at this moment, the onlookers rushed to the comment area one by one with a scream:
"Teacher Tang, please take my knees and chin and my overflowing spring heart!"
"Teacher Tang, from today onwards, I have decided to study your quotations carefully, I think this will definitely be one of the biggest weapons in my future battles!"
"Teacher Tang, I found that you are really shameless! Hahahaha! But I like it, quack! ”
"I love it too! Since then, passers-by have turned into fans! ”
"Quack! Before my broadsword drank blood, my Tang King had already ended the battle, hey! Sure enough, it's my Tang King! ”
"Brother Tang Wang, I want to ask you, how black you are! How can people like it so much! ”
Countless comments, countless adorations! Even some celebrities did not hesitate to make remarks:
Ma Yan: "In my impression, Mr. Tang Zui has always been a very elegant literati image, because I think that the person who can write the poem "I Love This Land" should not be like this, but today I realized that I was wrong, and I decided that I could not play happily with Mr. Tang Zui in the future, because I was afraid that I would be spoiled by him. ”
As soon as Ma Yan's comment came out, he immediately laughed, and someone immediately commented: "Teacher Ma Yan, you have been infected now!" ”
"Teacher Ma Yan, I found that you have changed, and you are no longer the classic dad in my memory, because you have become so 'shameless' now! Ha ha! But I like it! ”
"Teacher Ma Yan, I think you can talk to Mr. Tang Zui together, you two really have a tacit understanding!"
"Upstairs, you don't know! Teacher Ma Yan used to talk about cross talk, but that was 20 years ago! ”
Tang Zui also saw Ma Yan's Weibo, and he immediately responded:
"Teacher Ma Yan, low-key and low-key, I have a good temper, don't worry, I will do my best not to let you be infected."
Tang Zui's words were secretly recorded by a good man Wang Kun who did not want to be named, and after the scolding incident subsided slightly, someone updated on Weibo:
"Teacher Tang Zui's quotations are being updated, please wait a moment!"
Sure enough, this unnamed hero did what he said, and after a while, the paragraphs were updated by him, which immediately attracted countless followers and praises from countless people below.
"Brothers, all shocked! Calm down, calm down! ”
"Sit back and wait for the hero update!"
"Brother Wang Kun, I'm going to give you a monkey!"
"Brother Wang Kun, is there anything else?"
"Brother Wang Kun, change quickly!"
"Is it over yet?"
Many idle heroes and sisters who have nothing to do are staring at Wang Kun's Weibo one by one, because such words are really too compelling, everyone spontaneously began to discuss, comment, and even good deeds directly updated in Weibo: "Teacher Tang's latest quotations learning and exchange group, if you are interested, please add 123456789." ”
After a series of attacks by Tang Zui, the opposite side seemed to have calmed down slightly, and Tang Zui was also a little relieved, stood up, went to a toilet, and then brought another plate of fruit, and continued to stare at Weibo.
At this moment, Tang Zui really felt that it was not enjoyable, and as soon as he started scolding a few words, the other side was already silent, which made him sad, so in order to scold a few more words, he prayed while eating apples: "Please bless the fairy sisters from all walks of life, Brother Buddha, let them scold me again!" ”
Maybe God didn't take a nap, but five minutes later, there was movement on the other side again:
Wang Yu: "Tang Zui, I'm really curious, how can a person like you be an Internet writer, I think you are simply a hooligan, without any cultivation!" ”
When Tang Zui learned the news, he was almost moved to tears, and he immediately clicked to update Weibo:
"Yes! How did I become an online writer? I thought about it, oh, I see! ”
"Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, but I'm not your father, besides, even if you're good, you have cultivation, right? And I think you are not only cultivated, but also Yushu is in the wind, handsome and chic, suave, simply loved by everyone, flowers bloom, workshop car flat tire, presumably you must be the best among the scum, the beast among the beasts! ”
The people below are about to go crazy, and they all bluntly say that they want to worship Tang Zui as a teacher and learn to spray people, but he didn't pay attention to it, because in addition to Wang Yu, the second goods, there are some people who have spoken one after another, such as Zhang Xin, who thinks he is very good, Teacher Zhang.
"Tang drunk, you are simply a rascal! You scum! You villain! ”
After Tang Zui saw it, he couldn't help but shake his head and sigh: "Hey! Is this still a poet? I don't even have the level to scold, just a few words over and over again, it's really hopeless! Not only did he look up to the sky and sigh, "Oh! It's hard to lose! Oh, my God! Please, smash down the next guy who can curse! ”
However, Cangtian did not respond to him, and Tang Zui did not force this, he continued to update Weibo and scolded in line with the principle that someone was looking for scolding and not wasting his talent:
"Teacher Zhang, why are you so stubborn? I'm really embarrassed to scold you anymore, why do you want me to scold you so much? Ay! Sure enough, it's a master! This kind of mind is indeed much stronger than me, but since Teacher Zhang Xin gave me Tang someone face like this, I would be respectful and obey. ”
When the onlookers saw this scene, they finally saw Tang Zui's shamelessness again, or this can no longer be regarded as shameless, but shameless to the extreme!
"Mr. Zhang Xin, a poem is dedicated to you, I hope you like it:
!
Keep rolling,
Roll with your thoughts,
Roll me as far as you can
!
Roll with yours forever,
Get as far as you can!
Lao Tzu's world doesn't need your appearance,
Get out of my line with your hypocrisy!
Seeing you pretending to be forced,
I feel the sadness of the end of the world,
Seeing you stupid,
I felt the fragrance of the flowers!
Teacher Zhang,
Be angry!
Go crazy!
Don't pretend anymore!
Pretending to be struck by lightning,
Pretending to be pure and being turned by people!
Teacher Zhang,
Please don't show up again,
If you think you're a flower,
Then the cow won't want to on your head! ”
Tang Zui's proud work, after it was posted, everyone was circled, this is simply a scolding "classic"!
However, just when everyone was in the circle, after Mr. Zhang Xin's latest Weibo was released, everyone was petrified:
"It's also called poetry? It's bullshit! ”
However, after three minutes, the post was deleted and replaced:
"Tang drunk! Your uncle's! ”
"Tang Zui's latest quotes, 'Teacher Zhang, get out', will be released in two minutes, please stay tuned at that time! Don't thank me, please call me a drunken lackey! Wang Kun released a Weibo update as soon as possible.
"Tang drunk lackey, you are so handsome!"
"Low-key and low-key, I'm the number two lackey."
"I'm the number three lackey."
"! Lao Tzu is the number three lackey! you. It's the number four lackey! ”
Tang Zui was not interested in Wang Kun's comment area, because he was still staring at Weibo.
For five minutes, no one spoke;
For eight minutes, no one spoke;
For ten minutes, no one spoke;
Fifteen minutes
"Hey! Lonely! Tang Zui sighed, and began to continue to update Weibo, this time it was a summary Weibo:
"For what happened today, to be honest, I was really surprised, if my remarks caused you a lot of trouble, I can only say, I'm sorry, I did it on purpose, at this last moment, Tang thought of a couplet, to make a concluding speech, everyone doesn't have to applaud, really!"
After thirty seconds:
"I'm the next Olympian! Why didn't anyone applaud! ”
Another thirty seconds:
"Quack! Thank you all for your applause! Here's today's concluding couplet:
Shanglian: The sound of the wind and the rain and the sound of reading, I don't make a sound;
Downlink: Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, your!
Side-by-side: Go while playing! ”
"In the end, Tang Mou sincerely told those heroes, don't learn from my brother, you can't learn from my brother's coquettishness."