The sudden acceleration of speed caught the other concubines off guard, and the carefully packed makeup became miserable. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Especially Ziche Yingxue, I don't know what's wrong, suddenly my stomach began to hurt, I thought it was just a while, and I endured it, but I didn't expect it to hurt more and more, and the bumps of the carriage made her hurt to the car window.

The point is that I don't know how, it doesn't hurt enough, and I still fart.

Ziche Yingxue was about to smoke herself to death.

Fortunately, I am alone now, and if I am with the emperor, I will definitely hit the wall.

Now I just hope to get there soon.

After a while, the carriage finally reached its destination.

Everyone got out of the carriage one after another, Feng Xuan and Lan Ruoyi walked in front, suddenly remembered something, and shouted: "Where is Concubine Xue?" ”

Ziche Yingxue, who had been holding Man'an's hand and walking behind, wanted the emperor to go faster for the first time, so that he could go conveniently.

It's too hard to endure.

At this time, I heard the emperor calling himself, and I thought that it was over, and I couldn't help it.

"The concubine is here!"

Despite this, Ziche Yingxue still stepped forward with her constipated face.

"What's wrong with you?" Feng Xuan wanted to ask, but saw Ziche Yingxue's painful face.

"Concubine....... poof~~~" Ziche Yingxue was about to answer, but the overturning river and sea in her stomach came, and she couldn't stop it.

Everyone took a step back in fright, and the hand covered their noses and mouths, looking incredulous.

Feng Xuan was also shocked by the sudden situation, and pulled Lan Ruoyi far away.

Ziche Yingxue already wants to die, don't want anything, how can she lose her honor in front of the emperor!!

It's still such a filthy thing!

His reputation is gone!

Ziche Yingxue had fainted with fright, and Man'an was actually smoked, but because he was his own master, he could only stay around, and hurriedly knelt down and said: "Please spare your life, please spare your life, the little lord is eating a bad stomach, so she will be like this, please spare your life!" ”

Feng Xuan's face was already a little angry, and he endured it, and said impatiently: "Don't lift it down yet!" Let the Imperial Doctor take a look! ”

After saying that, he waved his robe and left, eager to leave immediately.

When the others saw the emperor leaving, they also left here immediately, and they didn't want to eat the taste for dinner tonight.

Of course, most people laugh at it when they leave, this is called the wicked have evil retribution, on weekdays, this Xue Guifei relies on her identity and is very arrogant.

As soon as this incident comes out today, let's see how she will meet the emperor in the future.

It's a delight!

Lan Ruoyi was shocked the whole time, but she was happy in her heart.

This reaction should be for herself, but Ziche Yingxue never expected that she would steal the dragon and phoenix and change it to her, and she would suffer the consequences.

When Feng Yu returned to his residence, he immediately asked people to bathe and change clothes, and he didn't want to stay for a moment.

In fact, Lan Ruo should also go back to his room, but he was pulled by Zhou Dequan to put out the fire, so he had no choice but to come.

Lan Ruo was about to step forward to serve Feng Xuan, but he stopped him.

"Let someone else come! You go wash too! ”

Do all emperors have a habit of cleanliness?!

I once read a report that said that there was an expert who sat quietly for a day without eating or drinking, and did nothing, just counting how many farts he had released, which was also boring.

Each person has to put more than 40 of them a day, and if each one has to take a bath, you can soak in the bath for a day.

Forget it, I had to take a shower at the end of the day.

Finally, after both of them finished washing, Feng Xuan's face became slightly better.

Feng Xuan was also angry in his heart, if he had left it on his subordinates, he would have dealt with it a long time ago! Usually, those maids and minions don't even eat the watermelons or sweet potatoes they are rewarded, so they are afraid of this!

Lan Ruo also looked at the old child-like wind and walked over.

"Sir, do you want to eat?"

"No!" It's also a meal, and it is estimated that you can even save tomorrow's breakfast!

Lan Ruo was also funny, knowing this, and said, "What about the concubine herself?" Do you want to appreciate your face? ”

Feng Xuan originally wanted to refuse, but when she thought about it, Yi'er was usually too casual and rarely made things for herself, and the other concubines had sachets for a while and shoes for a while, but she had nothing.

This time I actually cooked for myself, as if I hadn't had anything but drink the porridge she made.

"If it's not delicious, I'll ask you!" But it is still necessary to take care of face.

"Concubine, let's prepare, Bao Jun is satisfied!" Lan Ruo also wanted to try his own ideas, and of course he was confident in his craft.

Ask about the place of the kitchen, and when the people inside heard that it was a noble person who was coming to cook, they quickly cleaned up the room and let the chef do it.

In fact, these fast foods are very simple, just a little more elaborate.

Soon.

A hamburger set for two is ready.

Lan Ruoyi nodded, still very satisfied, and left with the basket in person.

In the room.

Feng Xuan sat at the dining table, looking at the food that was served?

That's it? What are these two big lumps?

In fact, there was no such thing as bread in ancient times, but you can make it yourself, because there is no oven, so it is a bit hasty to use the pot, but it should still be delicious.

"Master, try it, it must be good." Lan Ruo also picked up the ancient version of the hamburger wrapped in oiled paper and handed it to Feng Xuan.

Feng Xuan looked at the thing in front of him, endured it, and picked it up.

In Lan Ruoyi's expectant eyes, Feng Xuan took a bite gently.

It's not bad!

It's very fluffy, and the meat is fried very strongly.

Feng Xuan opened it and asked, "What is this?" ”

Lan Ruoyi stretched out his head to look at it and said with a smile: "It's ketchup." ”

Ketchup?

No wonder it feels a little sour.

"That's a good idea, you can try it in the imperial dining room in the future." Feng Xuan said approvingly.

After that, continue to taste.

Because of the time and time, and there was no time to prepare, Lan Ruo only made hamburgers and drinks.

Even so, Feng Xuan was very face-saving, and after eating the three major burgers, Lan Ruo also gave half of his own.

You must know that Feng Xuan usually pays great attention to diet, only eats seven minutes full each time, and is very picky.

I didn't expect this to be quite popular with him.

Next time, you can try the Mexican chicken wrap, it is convenient and delicious.

Feng Xuan was still hungry, took a sip of tea, stood up and took Lan Ruo to prepare to go outside to consume food.

"You have a lot of ideas this day, I really don't know how Lan Yuanzhong raised his daughter, hehe." Feng Xuan was in a very happy mood, and couldn't help but pull Lan Ruo to praise.

"How else can you raise it, whole grains, a handful of and a handful of urine."

After listening to the black line on the spot, why did Lan Ji, who was once stable and showy, become like this, and said such vulgar words so casually?

"It's the imperial concubine I gave you, how can you talk like this, if it weren't for your merit today, I would definitely punish you severely!" After speaking, he glared at Lan Ruoyi.

Okay, the emperor's genealogy has been laid out, so let's admit your mistake quickly.

"Master, isn't the concubine going out of the palace and following the customs, this is called down-to-earth, and I won't dare in the future."

"Peace is a good thing, but you can't learn everything, taking its essence is the truth, on weekdays, let you see more female training and female precepts, you love to read and write a strange article, you ..........."

At first, I didn't think the emperor was a nagger, but after a long time of contact, I found that I had to take care of everything, and I was not allowed to read books, nor was I allowed to do sports.

Uninteresting people!