Chapter 36: Drunkenness
Walking out of the bar, a cold wind blew, Kang Ri's mind was immediately clear, and his heart was still moved and shocked, the stupid landlord was clearly a massive rooster!
There is also this pride of righteousness, which is touching!
"Chen Shanxing, I won't say I want to move away in the future, and I will buy all the ducks in the future!" Kang Ri was moved to tears.
"You mean what you say!" After saying this, he covered his mouth and ran to the flower bed on the side to vomit.
vomited and spitted, and Shou Jiajun and Kang Ri could smell the smell of smoked wine from a long distance.
"Shanshan, what can you do if you say you can't drink?" Shou Jiajun hurriedly ran forward, and Kang Ri followed closely.
"I don't drink for you to drink? Drink a stomach perforation and vomit blood again? ”
vomited all the fruit he had just eaten, and then took out a napkin from the bag to wipe his mouth, but the stamina of this wine was still too much, and after a while, his head began to get dizzy.
"It's a pity that there is a plate of fruit, more than a hundred pieces!" This was the last sentence that Shanxing said before fainting, and the corners of Shou Jiajun and Kang Ri's mouths twitched in unison.
Kang Rizheng was standing behind the good deeds, and as soon as he subconsciously connected his hands, he caught the heavy good deeds, and almost didn't fall.
Shou Jiajun was startled, and when he saw that the good deeds were breathing for a long time and his face was flushed, he put his mind at ease, but he was drunk and died, and it was nothing serious.
At the same time, I was so moved to death that although the good man was a little stingy, he was righteous enough, and he knew that he felt sorry for him as an elder brother.
"Why are you still standing stupidly? Hurry up and get in the car. Chong Kangri roared, a little dissatisfied with this preparatory brother-in-law Shou Jiajun, although he was born by his parents who were handsome, but it was wrong to attract bees and butterflies everywhere.
Well, you still have to take a good look at it, this is a matter of lifelong happiness for goodness!
Kang Ri carried the good deeds to the saddle, and he ran home, this time he was completely awake, but saw Shou Jiajun standing downstairs waiting for him.
Shou Jiajun was embarrassed to say that it was really difficult for him to go up to the fourth floor alone with good deeds.
Kang Ri's long arm stretched out, and he carried the good deeds upstairs, and saw that Shou Jiajun nodded secretly, this physical strength is very good, looking at the size of Xiaokang, presumably the job is not small, and it will definitely make Shanshan satisfied in bed.
Thinking about it this way, Shou Jiajun is a little more satisfied with Kang Ri, you must know that the quality of sex directly affects the relationship between husband and wife!
This is his personal experience!
Although he is not married yet, this should be similar to the truth of pickling girls!
was carried by Kang Ri tossed and turned, and the stomach of the good deeds began to turn over again, and when he endured it, he ran straight to the bathroom, and it was another meal, and now he completely vomited the dinner!
Shou Jiajun hurriedly went to the kitchen to make a cup of warm salt water, and asked Kang Ri to support the semi-unconscious Shanxing, and said softly: "Shanshan, come and drink this cup of water, and your stomach will not feel uncomfortable after drinking it." ”
Shanxing was not completely drunk, and she did not feel uncomfortable when she heard it, and her throat burned very much, and she immediately drank the glass of salt water, but her eyebrows were wrinkled like knots.
"Salty, it's not tasty, I'm going to drink ice water."
Anyone who drinks too much is a little unreasonable, and his temper is a hundred times larger than usual, which is very difficult.
Good deeds are like this at this time, from an empathetic soft girl paper immediately turned into a tricky and difficult embryo.
"Okay, ice water, wait." Shou Jiajun had to take some frost from the refrigerator and wrap it in a towel and put it on Shanxing's face, and Shanxing sighed comfortably.
"Kang Ri, don't forget what you just said, don't say you want to move away in the future, the big man's heart is as small as a chicken asshole, you know to threaten me with moving, hum, move me here, where else do you find a good place that is cheap and includes three meals? If it weren't for the fact that this girl's down payment was not enough, this girl wouldn't be happy to serve you, the young master! ”
Kang Ri's face darkened when he heard it, in other words, he usually went back earlier, but today he was still moved, so he didn't care about the stupid landlord!
It's just that Young Master Kang forgot that most drunk people talk a lot, especially when they like to spit out the truth after drinking.
Coincidentally, the good deeds sister paper belongs to this kind of chatter.
"Kang Ri, you just said that you bought all the ducks, don't always say that I eat your ducks in the future, be careful!"
"Kang Ri, do you think you don't want to take it away, don't live a good life at home, but want to run outside to suffer? Not to mention that you can't eat or live, you have to be looked down on by a female pervert, and your innocence may not be guaranteed, why are you bothering? ”
The good deeds were broken and recited for an hour, but it was nothing more than that he was small-minded, calculating, and his brain was not clear, and Shou Jiajun couldn't stop laughing when he heard it, and the drunk Shanshan was so cute.
Kang Ri had a calm face and didn't say a word, his eldest young master didn't know as much as a drunken rooster, especially this drunken rooster was so righteous just now, but how uncomfortable it was to listen to!
"Brother Jiajun, you are also a big person, don't always fool around outside all day long, and have a virtue with Uncle Dahe!"
"Do you think those women have a crush on you? Even Andy Lau may not be loved by everyone, everyone loves RMB, and those women are all here for your money! What's so good about this kind of relationship bought with money, isn't it a high-level prostitute! ”
"You have a lot of money to prostitute a senior lady, you might as well donate this money to the poor mountainous areas!"
This time it was Kang Ri's turn to laugh, Shou Jiajun stared at his little mouth with a black face and kept muttering good deeds, it was so uncute!
Good deeds are not stopped until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, during which they want to drink warm water for a while, and shout to eat sweet and sour water for a while.
Or Kang Ri was clever, took vinegar and sugar and mixed a glass of boiled water, and drank it all in one gulp, and afterwards she said 'delicious'!
"I'm tired of my brother, Shanshan, this kid is too tormenting!"
Shou Jiajun was so tired that he was sleepy, and he didn't go home to sleep, so he squeezed a bed with Kang Ri and slept directly.
Shanshan, who is drunk and unconscious, how can he rest assured that he will put her and Kang Ri in the same room? What if something happens?
Shanxing slept until half past eight in the morning, and woke up thirsty, she looked at her phone with a splitting headache, and immediately bounced up, and her brain instantly returned to blood.
"Oh no, I'm late, I'm getting a full attendance award this month!" Good deeds are filled with grief and indignation.
Shou Jiajun hasn't slept well in one night, Kang Ri's kid's sleep is really bad, kicking him out of bed three times in one night, and he still sleeps a fart!
Who made him not as strong as his family!
Shou Jiajun, who had two panda eyes, heard the cry of good deeds, and walked out and shouted at her, "What class are you going to?" I asked you for leave last night, you will rest at home for a day today, brother, I have to go back to make up for sleep, damn, I didn't sleep well and still fell into a pillow? ”
Shou Jiajun, who was holding his neck, walked away with a stinky face, leaving behind a distressed good deed and a sleepy-eyed Kang Ri.