Chapter 54: When a Big Star Meets a Big Star
Feeling the gazes of the people around him, Lao Li couldn't wait to faint immediately, it was better than standing here and being embarrassed.
If he could, he really wanted to turn around and leave, but he knew that it would only be more humiliating to leave. Now it will only make people laugh at losing to a junior, but if you really turn around and leave, the fame you can't afford to lose will spread throughout the circle in less than an hour.
"Do you keep giving reviews?" What's even more hateful is that Jiang Yan, who finished reading the poem, saw Lao Li standing there with a tangled face, and said such a sentence with a smile.
I'm fucking you! Can you not be so lacking in virtue! I'm embarrassed enough, you're still in the ground! Lao Li really has a dead heart, and at this moment he is full of regret in his heart, he already knew why I provoked this grandson.
However, Jiang Yan doesn't care if he regrets it or not, if you look for trouble once or twice, I won't care about you, and you'll be over. You didn't play to provoke me, and you still want me to save your face after you are done? Why are you taking all this good thing?
Jiang Yan, who is more serious, never thinks of anything to be forgiving and forgiving, in the dictionary of big stars, only people don't offend me, I don't offend people, if people offend me, I will cut the grass and eradicate the roots.
Seeing that Lao Li listened to his words, his face was pale, and he didn't speak, Jiang Yan asked again: "Do you think which of us wins?" ”
You son of a bitch!
Lao Li scolded in his heart, and he was even more jealous of Jiang Yan's fierce pursuit and beating.
"You won, the old man's skills are not as good as others, and he has nothing to say." Lao Li snorted and admitted defeat, but this is not over, after admitting defeat, there is a disaster, after admitting defeat, he continued, "Although my Lao Li Tou can't compare to you, it doesn't mean that we can't compare to you here." Your sentence that you have no precedent of learning is the first to provoke our predecessors in the entire literary world, and someone will always stand up and compare you to you. As he spoke, he also looked at Wu Zhongze.
You bastard!
Seeing Lao Li looking at him, Wu Zhong scolded in his heart, and then said: "I think Jiang Yan's words should not be what you Lao Li understood, this should be a misunderstanding." ”
Saying that, Wu Zhong looked at Jiang Yan, gave him the steps, and waited for him to go down. At the same time, he also explained to Jiang Yan in a low voice: "Old Li Tou has an apprentice named Li Fu, who has some contradictions with you, so embarrassed that you are looking for a place for your apprentice!" ”
After listening to what Wu Zhong said, Jiang Yan understood why he had an old man he had never seen before to trouble him as soon as he came. While thinking about it, Jiang Yan said: "What Elder Wu said is that you are all old-timers in the literary world, how dare the younger generations be disrespectful." The younger generation said that there is no precedence, and the achiever is the first, and he also thinks that you are all seniors, and they all mean that they are the masters. ”
After listening to Jiang Yan's explanation, everyone's faces improved, but Lao Li still said unrelentingly: "No matter what you mean when you say this, but since you said this, if no one in our literary world takes it, what will outsiders think of us in the future?" Think we're bullies? ”
Listening to Lao Li's refusal to fan the flames, Jiang Yan was really angry in his heart. As we all know, when a big star is angry, a passive skill called "Doom Aura" will automatically activate on him.
As soon as Lao Li finished speaking, an old man stood up and said: "Okay, Lao Li, don't treat everyone as fools, everyone knows what you are doing." But although I don't want to be used as a gunman by you, it's good that we don't stand up and express it when all that is said. In this way, the main thing in our literary world is the couplet of poetry and poetry, and if you lose the poem, then my Lao Wang will take over the next couplet with Jiang Yan Xiaoyou! Let's just communicate, no matter whether we win or lose, this matter will be revealed! ”
After speaking, Lao Wang also looked at Jiang Yan, which meant to ask him what he thought. Listening to Lao Wang's words, Jiang Yan nodded: "The seniors have spoken, how dare the juniors refuse, please advise." ”
"Good!" Hearing Jiang Yan's answer so simply, Lao Wang shouted and said, "My old man doesn't think as much as some people, so he likes a simple and capable young man like you." ”
The old man first expressed his agreement with Jiang Yan, and then said: "Yes, let's also set a range, today is the Dragon Boat Festival, let's do it right with the Dragon Boat Festival-related topics, how about the little friend." ”
"Just by the orders of the seniors!" Jiang Yan replied with confidence on his face.
"Good! Then my old man will come out first! After saying hello, Lao Wang read out his upper couplet, "Where to summon spirits, vanilla still gives birth to three households." ”
After listening to this Shanglian Jiang Yan analyzed it slightly and said: "Your old Shanglian "Conjuring Spirit" is Qu Yuan's work, the vanilla writes that Qu Yuan loves beautiful things, and the overlord once said, 'Although Chu has three households, the death of Qin will be Chu', so the three households are Chu." wrote Qu Yuan's deeds and origins. Saying that, he looked at Wang Lao nodding with a satisfied look, Jiang Yan continued, "I'll give you a good idea of 'Hebi back then, Xiangliu should know Jiu Ge's heart. ’”
In Jiang Yan's lower couplet, "Hebi" is also Qu Yuan's work, that is, "Tianwen". Xiangliu is the place where Qu Yuan was buried, and "Nine Songs" expresses Qu Yuan's unswerving patriotic and noble sentiments like "vanilla" in Shanglian. This link can be said to be neatly aligned with the upper link both in terms of content and words. Wang Lao naturally understood the situation, so he nodded and gave him a thumbs up when Jiang Yan came out.
"You've already made a couplet, and it's time for the juniors to come up with the questions." After finishing speaking, Jiang Yan read out his own couplet, "Relatives live up to Chu, neglect to live up to Liang, patriotism and loyalty." ”
In Jiang Yan's upper couplet, "pro-not to live up to Chu" refers to Qu Yuan and the King of Chu with the same surname, so it is "pro", and "Shu does not bear Liang" refers to Jia Yi and Liang Huaiwang of the opposite sex, so it is said that "Shu", and Qu Yuan and Jia Yi are both loyal and patriotic figures.
Thinking about this, Wang Lao pondered for a long time and then came up with his next couplet: "Sao can be a scripture, a strategy can be a history, and a big article is a big article." ”
Sao refers to Qu Yuan's "Lisao" and Jia Yi's "Public Security Policy", both of which are articles that have been handed down through the heavens and latitudes. Therefore, Wang Lao also neatly matched Jiang Yan's uplink.
Wang Lao: "Zeban sings, and the lonely loyalty sinks into the night moon in May." ”
Jiang Yan: "Leaving the sao longevity, Sanlu hates and cries the autumn wind." ”
Zeban Xingyin naturally refers to Qu Yuan's exile, and Qu Yuan sank to the river in May after learning of the kingdom. In the next couplet, Sanlu refers to Qu Yuan, Qu Yuan passed away, leaving only "Lisao" to the world, and the weeping autumn wind gives people a sense of sadness and sadness. It's a neat pair again.
It was Jiang Yan's turn to ask the question, Jiang Yan: "Jiang Shang Fengqing, Jiuge Yao and Xiangling Song." ”
After listening to Jiang Yan's upper link, Wang Lao pondered for a long time and gave his own lower link: "Jiangnan grass is green, and Song Yu's soul is re-recruited in three stacks." ”
After reading it, without waiting for Jiang Yan to speak, Wang Lao himself said: "I lost!" ”
There is no point in everyone, it is indeed Wang Lao who lost. If there was no stipulated content before, Wang Lao would not lose, but before he said that he was about the Dragon Boat Festival and Qu Yuan, and the next link he gave was indeed Song Yu's deeds, so he lost.
With the precedent of Lao Li losing to Jiang Yan before, it would not be surprising that Lao Wang would lose, but no one thought that Lao Wang would lose to Jiang Yan in the second round.
"The afterlife is terrifying!" Although Lao Wang lost, he didn't have any bad performance, the whole person was very open-minded, and compared with Lao Li, the senses that gave people completely exploded Lao Li's streets.
"You're getting too old!" For the elderly, Jiang Yan has always respected the old and loved the young, but for some exceptions who rely on the old and sell the old.
witnessed Jiang Yan's talent, and then looked at Jiang Yan's generous and decent performance, a kind of praise that no one hesitated to praise. Seeing that none of the old friends were on his side, Lao Li's heart became more and more embarrassed, and at the same time, his hatred for Jiang Yan became heavier and heavier.
While a group of old men were praising Jiang Yan, another elderly relative in his twenties walked upstairs and attracted everyone's attention. I saw this person go straight to Lao Li and nodded and called Master.
Looking at the comers, Lao Li's eyes lit up. I can't compare to you in literature, but aren't you Jiang Yan a singing star? My apprentice still can't blow you up in this regard?
Lao Li is still very confident in his apprentice, not in his literary attainments, but in his popularity in the entertainment industry.
This apprentice of his own is not from China, he is from the country of sticks. In his own feeling, this apprentice combines all the advantages of the stick country: handsome, talented, polite, filial piety, except for a little arrogance, it is simply perfect, as for arrogance, there are good achievements at a young age, and arrogance is inevitable!
Thinking like this, Lao Li was even more satisfied with his little apprentice. Especially because his apprentice has recently earned enough fame in China, he received an invitation to a TV series because he was not famous in the stick country. It was an idol drama called "Descendants of the Day", and after the TV series was broadcast, his apprentice's popularity skyrocketed, so Lao Li was very confident that his apprentice could avenge himself.
"The end chicken, you're here!" With an idea in his heart, Lao Li opened his mouth and said, "Come, Master will introduce you to the seniors." ”
Saying that, Lao Li led his apprentice to the crowd and pointed at his apprentice and said, "Old guys, let me introduce to you, this is my little apprentice Song Zhongji." ”
Burst! What a name!
The first moment he heard this name, Jiang Yan burst out laughing. At the same time, he complained in his heart: "Will you use an animal like a chicken when you send it to the end?" After thinking about it for a long time, Jiang Yan came up with an answer uncertainly, it seems that there is none!
So I was even more curious, what is this chicken for the end! Or how did it come out.
Hearing that Jiang Yan had just said the name of his apprentice, Jiang Yan interrupted his words by laughing, and Lao Li glared at Jiang Yan in displeasure. At the same time, I thought to myself, what's so funny, although the name of my apprentice is a little funny, but my apprentice is you qualified to laugh? You're laughing so much now that you won't be able to cry for a while.
Seeing that Jiang Yan stopped laughing, Lao Li continued to introduce his apprentice to everyone. While listening, Jiang Yan finally figured out where this end-off chicken jumped out.
It turns out that this product is still a very popular star in the entertainment industry recently, and his fame is about to reach the blue moon level, which is much more popular than himself. The reason why he suddenly became popular was that he filmed a flirtatious drama called "Descendants of the Sun" in his own country, which suddenly attracted the popularity of many underage and simple girls, and it can be said that he became famous with an instant hit.
Forehead! Thinking of this, Jiang Yan pondered again, is the word "instant fame" really appropriate? It seems that the director of "Descendants of the Sun" is a man!
Hey! It's dirty!