Chapter 2: The Life of Dick Silk
He Cheng now has a psychological obstacle in his heart, that is, money, he now feels that without money, he is not worthy of love, and he is not worthy of falling in love. In fact, it is also, many people on the Internet like to show off and brag that they are local tyrants, in order to win the favor of girls, and then hug the beauty, and finally the beauty finds out that this is a trap, but it is too late, the raw rice is ripe.
He Cheng has also been moved by this behavior several times, but the "good man must be worthy of his heart" in his heart always stopped his actions at critical moments. For feelings, He Cheng feels that he should be sincere, not lies, and the final outcome of lies must be tragic.
In recent years, He Cheng has also met girls who like him, but he didn't choose to develop a relationship in depth, the reason is money, and the so-called career is just a nice one. The machismo in his heart does not allow him to have no money to support his own woman, you say that a woman follows you and worries about these things of firewood, rice, oil and salt all day long, do you say that you are still worthy of being his man? Since you can't afford it, then don't do it at all, and follow the saying "I'm single, I'm happy!" He Cheng always comforts himself like this.
The WeChat sound of the mobile phone woke He Cheng up from his fugue, and He Cheng habitually took out his mobile phone and skillfully unlocked it to check it. WeChat was sent by his friend Xiaopi, the content is, "Today is Friday, you will rest tomorrow anyway, I have a group party to eat K song, do you want to be together?" "The WeChat voice of the Apple mobile phone is very unique, He Cheng likes it very much, his Apple 4S is still a second-hand purchase from 58 in the same city, which makes him satisfy his vanity for a short time, but then again, the system of the Apple mobile phone is still very easy to use.
He Cheng quickly tapped his thumb on the phone screen and replied: "Don't go, what's the point of talking to a bunch of people I don't know, I might as well play DOTA all night tonight." Play when you want, sleep when you want, and feel more comfortable. ”
Xiaopi replied quickly, "You really don't go?" ”
"Don't go! Waste of silver, waste of energy! ”
"Don't forget if you don't go, the ratio of men to women this time is 6:8, and there are still two single ladies left, you don't want to go, don't blame me for not calling you when the time comes!"
"Isn't there anything pretty?"
"Yes, do you need to talk about it?"
"Can you have fun?"
"Of course, they're all adults, don't say this at night, it's a shame for me. is still the same sentence, the girl leads the door, and it depends on the person! ”
"Since brothers are in trouble, of course those who are brothers must go to the soup and fire and support them fully, when and where?"
"Let's go to dinner first, the women said they were going to eat hot pot, the location has not yet been decided, K song is still the old place - Qimeng, at seven o'clock in the evening, gather at Wanle Square."
"What about the way you spend it?"
"Men AA, women are free, a person probably needs more than 100 yuan."
"I know, damn, this time you give Lao Tzu out" He Cheng sent out a burst of slander after sending it to WeChat, damn, why can women be free, fuck, escort, doesn't it mean that men and women are equal now? Where is the equality? Could it be that if you have a long crotch, you must suffer and pay, although you complain, but if you really want a woman to pay for herself, He Cheng really can't do it, that's a matter of dignity.
“OK! No problem, let's follow whom! Pi replied happily.
"Fuck off, how many times have you cheated your dad? I'll kill you again this time! ”
"Don't worry, am I like that? But you'll also have to bring some money with you, just in case! ”
"Lao Tzu doesn't bring a penny, just take two coins on the bus, wait for me at 7 o'clock, if you release Lao Tzu pigeons, Lao Tzu will let you have the physical talent to practice the sword spectrum to ward off evil spirits."
Put down the mobile phone, He Cheng started Baidu map, although he has been working in Binhai City for several years, but He Cheng, as a standard **silk man, spends most of his time in a rental house, almost never goes out, sometimes he is too lazy to eat on holidays, and there is a large inventory of instant noodles at home. So for where to go, every time he needs to make preparations in advance, He Cheng always feels that he is a road idiot, and he has to open his mobile phone to navigate and walk over not far away, and he forgets it after he goes, and next time he goes to Baidu to find a map.
He Cheng is sometimes very disgusted that he grew up in this era, one by one does not worry about food and clothing, but he is under a lot of pressure, doing a job that he is very tired of every day, and there is news that some people can't stand such pressure and commit suicide. He Cheng couldn't figure it out, he heard the old people say that there was a famine in Huaxia in the 60s, and many people were starved to death, but they never saw them commit suicide, and they all survived tenaciously. Why can't people stand such pressure now? Can't you get enough to eat? Can't you dress warmly? But this pressure is real, anyone can feel it, and the same is true for He Cheng, the pressure of family, life, and society are like mountains that overwhelm him, and he can only play the "Ah Q spirit" of self-comfort like "Ah Q".
However, sometimes He Cheng is glad that he lives in this era of such advanced technology. Not to mention far, push forward fifteen years, at that time, I felt strange when I saw a car, and I felt that it was a thing worth showing off to be able to sit on a rural walk-behind tractor. There are very few households that own home appliances such as televisions, refrigerators, motorcycles, etc. And cars, telephones, computers, at that time, it was almost impossible to imagine that one day I could have them. And now, everything has become a reality, He Cheng has his own mobile phone, and more than one, a computer, now he can't do without these electronic products all the time, if he doesn't take out his mobile phone for an hour, he feels uncomfortable. He Cheng always thinks that if he lived in the previous feudal era, it was a question of whether he could live normally, like now, he would not be able to walk without navigation.
In the evening, He Cheng arrived as promised, and then ate and drank with a group of strangers, calling brothers and sisters, singing and chatting together, a group of single men and women comforted each other in this indifferent city, and vented their dissatisfaction and pressure in the singing roar.
Of course, the boys come with a purpose, but today's women are all monkey spirits, and after eating and playing enough, the phones rang all over the sky in the men's voices, excused themselves, and then disappeared into the night one after another. He Cheng knew that this was the case, and he was just here to have fun, he didn't think too much about it at all, and he was not disappointed if he didn't have hope, and he looked at the depressed little skin and scolded: "What did you say in the afternoon, didn't you say that there are many men and girls?" How is it that at night there are twice as many men as women? ”
"How the hell did I know that these dead girls still had their families, I knew that I wouldn't come like this, and I wasted two hundred yuan, and I could go to a brothel!" Xiaopi said aggrievedly that he did not break his promise this time, and really gave out He Cheng's share of the money.
"Fuck off, you deserve it, you want to be crazy about women, what kind of goods are you tonight, I didn't even say a word to them. Don't call me again next time at any party, I wanted to practice the captain's ultimate move tonight! He Cheng complained.
Xiaopi's voice was hoarse, he drank a lot of wine just now and roared loudly, and now he shouted in a male duck voice: "You said that you are thirty people, can you have a little chance, you are behind when you play a game, everyone is playing masturbation now, you are still addicted to your broken DOTA, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend, just a person like you who can never keep up with the rhythm, everything is a beat slower than others." ”
Xiaopi handed He Cheng a cigarette, and the two squatted on the door of the KTV like homeless people and smoked.
After smoking, Xiaopi asked, "It's half past two, where are you going?" ”
"Where else can I go? Either take a taxi back to sleep, or go to an Internet café, but the taxi fare is enough for us to be chic in the Internet café, where do you say to go? Although He Cheng's head is a little dizzy, he is still relatively shrewd in settling accounts.
After that, the two went to the Internet café, drove all night, bought two bottles of drinks, then looked up, and finally sat down next to a beautiful woman. Xiaopi is more outgoing and bold, and just about to open her mouth to talk to the beauty, the beauty checks out and leaves. The two looked at each other and laughed, both complaining that the other had scared away the only benefit. After that, the two stopped talking and were immersed in their respective games.
It's just that from time to time there are two shouts and scolding:
"Fuck me, this Nima robot is a fool"
"Fuck you, this ** person of the tide is really unresponsive, what kind of game do you play when you're eighty years old?"
"This Nima's prince is also a talent, a big general encircles all four enemies, and his own people are all outside the circle, haha, a pure abyss character!" Little Pihaha laughed.
"The abyss?" He Cheng asked puzzled.
"Pit goods, deep pits, the pit is also known as the abyss, the bottom is not visible, the best sixth person, know no, tell you to play with me, you have to play with your broken turret!"
"You see my little fish are superb, can you? Watch your ice die like a ghost! Ha ha! ”
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After that, the two of them were not sleepy, and each played his own game, with swear words. In the morning, the Internet café was shut down for maintenance, and the two of them were still unsatisfied. The night's hard work made the eyes of the two red, and the small skin was even more obvious, he had very thick eye bags, really like a panda, while He Cheng was hair, and there was a stream of oily water on his hair and face, and he felt sticky all over.
The early morning sun shone in He Cheng's eyes, making him feel like he was about to faint. Xiaopi proposed to eat, He Cheng had a bad stomach, so he didn't eat, and planned to rush back to take a bath and sleep early, and he didn't think about anything else, even if he put a bikini beauty in front of him now, He Cheng felt that he would not be interested at all.
Then the two parted ways and went back to their respective homes, but in He Cheng's heart, he had no home in Binhai City, and some were just a small shack for a while, but now this shack was He Cheng's most longing harbor, and he desperately needed to sleep.