Chapter 261: Others Pick Up Girls, You Pick Up Fish

"Saiying, did you forget? I am a flower. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoWe flower people will first grind the food and swallow it slowly. "You're afraid of the thorn because your eating posture is too rough.

"It turns out that you only need to chew and swallow slowly, and you don't need to click." Sai Ying looked suddenly, "Sai Ying has been taught." ”

Saiying didn't ask Nangong Yu to pick a thorn for her, but asked Nangong Yu to help her scald the vegetables, saying that she was afraid of being hot.

Nangong Yu became a waiter who specially served Saiying shabu. If you are a waiter, you will be a waiter, the beans are not distressed, he asked for himself.

But Saiying ate two bites, and then took the dishes that Nangong Yu had just put on her plate and returned them to Nangong Yu, and asked Nangong Yu to eat them too.

I'll go, you're going to let him eat it himself, can you just let him put it on his plate? Douzi bit the chopsticks hard and kept staring at Nangong Yu.

This bastard actually ate the dish that Sai Ying took back to him. Disgusting or not?

Saiying's pair of chopsticks had just been soaked in her own mouth, and she didn't know how much fishy mucus had been stained.

Douzi clearly remembers the slippery feeling of inserting his hand into the gills and picking the gills when picking up the fish, which was slimy and not easy to wash.

"Lulu, what do you elven women do if they find a man messing with flowers and grass outside?" Beanzi asked Minglu, who was sitting first on her left.

Nangong Yu had no expression on his face, and said in his heart: Is this jealous? Zixin is actually jealous? She put Zhou Chuchu by his side for three hundred years, and he thought that she didn't care that he was with other women at all, which made him so sad.

Minglu swallowed the food in her mouth and asked, "What do you mean by touching flowers and grass?" "Because of the weakness of plant-based demons, even many plant-related words did not appear in the Yuanqi Universe.

Beanzi said, "It's that there are women outside." ”

Nangong Yu finally raised his head from concentrating on the task of scalding vegetables for Saiying and glanced at the beans.

He said in his heart: When did I have a woman outside? Saiying is the young emperor, she ordered me to blanch vegetables for her, can I still refuse? Unless the Ice Palace intends to completely cut off contact with the water tribes.

Minglu looked at the stars sitting at Nangong Yu's side across the table, as if she wanted to sudge. "If he had someone else, I would have died."

Douzi slapped his head, this brain-dead, how could he ask Minglu? This kind of question should be asked to the four fierce women in order to get the fierce material. If you are exposed, you will lack the eyes of the heart.

Xingchen was eating the little cabbage, but he didn't expect to suddenly lie down, immediately abandoned the little cabbage, got up, raised his right hand and swore an oath: "I, Satan Di Tuolin, swear in front of the two young emperors, I only love Minglu in this life, and there is no second heart, otherwise the heavens and the earth will be destroyed." ”

Both of the beans' eyes lit up. The live version of the romance drama! What a peerless man! So handsome, and so infatuated! Ming Lu had just revealed that little bit, and he was able to immediately give the most enthusiastic and fiery response, or in front of so many people......

Xingchen and Minglu are affectionate across the table, staring at each other, affectionate. Everyone got up to congratulate Minglu on having a lover, and asked Xingchen when they would tie the knot so that they could have a cup of wine to drink, but everyone's eyes were on Douzi.

Douzi's expression when he looked at the stars, if it was drawn as a cartoon, it was a lot of full red heart balls flying in both eyes, and they kept flying out.

Because of his height, the nine-tailed fox Xiaojiu, who was squatting on a high stool, shook his furry tail and pouted and sneered. "Nymphomaniac."

"Your Highness, eat vegetables!" Zhao Chenfei took a chopstick dish and put it in the bean bowl, and loudly reminded the crazy beans.

Douzi came back to her senses, and when she raised her eyes, she met Nangong Yu's cold gaze on the other side of the long table, she snorted nonchalantly, and deliberately looked at Xingchen twice. Xingchen had already sat down, but he still looked at Minglu with a warm and gentle smile.

Alas, it feels the same as watching a romance drama, no matter how good Oba is, it is the heroine's, and the audience can only lick the screen, and continue to endure the stinky face of their male ticket.

"Saiying, what about you?" Douzi looked across and asked Saiying.

Sai Ying pretended not to understand and said, "His Royal Highness Xingchen has a deep affection for Miss Minglu, and Ying Ying is envious. ”

Douzi was annoyed with the word Yingying, and said, "I mean, if your boyfriend is your fiancΓ©, if you have a woman next to you, Saiying, what should you do?" ”

Asked Minglu before, the beans were to stimulate Nangong Yu. Now, Douzi's question just wants to enlighten Minglu and let Minglu see how the woman next to her lives.

Xingchen is so beautiful, even if he concentrates on it, it is inevitable that the woman next to him will make it bad, once it causes a misunderstanding, it is revealed that he really committed suicide, isn't it a tragedy for the ages? It can be inferred that if Minglu died, the stars would probably not live alone.

Sai Ying was so thoughtful, she glanced at Ming Lu and said, "I don't have a fiancΓ©." If there is, I don't dare to have two hearts for him. If so, without my help, my people will kill all his people. ”

Beans gave a thumbs up to Saiying. Domineering!

"Sister Chenfei, what about you?"

Zhao Chenfei said: "If I have a boyfriend in the future, if he dares to do something sorry for me, I will castrate him." As he spoke, he didn't forget to use chopsticks to clip a melon strip in the middle.

Feng Xinyue, Han Minxin and Wei Yuhan nodded in agreement. "Yes, castrate him." "Smeared with killing powder, so that he can't be a man for the rest of his life."

This answer satisfied Douzi, she looked at Nangong Yu and smiled.

"Your Highness, if it were you, what would you do?" Chu Feng suddenly asked. Chu Feng looked at Nangong Yu and Sai Ying, who were sitting side by side, and his heart was also on fire. The refining hot pot table that he worked overtime last night was just to watch Saiying intervene?

Beans smiled. It's rare to finally have someone say what she wants them to say. These cultivators are all crazy people, and their emotional intelligence is all zero.

"If it's me, if my boyfriend has someone else, I'll divorce him." Douzi said, Chong Nangong Yu raised his eyebrows. Boy, Miss Ben is definitely not a threat to you.

Minglu asked: "Divorce him?" What do you mean? She had only heard of a woman being abandoned by her husband.

Douzi said: "I just don't want him, find a better one." Two-legged toads are hard to find, and three-legged men are everywhere. ”

Minglu smiled. "Doudou, you're wrong. How can a man have three legs? ”

The men at the table all turned their heads to drink with the people next to them, pretending not to hear, so as not to embarrass the stars.

Douzi blinked and said in her heart, Lulu, you digress, you know? We're talking about a very serious junior question, and you suddenly ran into a yellow paragraph.

Beanzi turned to the four fierce women. "You tell Lulu how many legs does the man have?"

The four fierce women are very puzzled, do you still need to ask such a simple question? The four fierce women deliberately glanced at the men on the table a few times, and Feng Xinyue even bent down and stretched her head under the table to count. "Two, Your Highness. They are both two-legged. ”

Beans are speechless.

"Saiying, what do you say?" Douzi asked Saiying. Saiying also speaks quite meatily, I don't know if it's the same as the four fierce women, they are all like goods, but in fact, I haven't even seen the real body of a man.

Sai Ying said solemnly: "This depends on the cultivation direction chosen by the individual. I've also seen people who practice four-legged and eight-legged people. ”

Minglu said: "Mmmm, half of them will practice even numbers, if they are singular, isn't it unbalanced?" Doudou, if you want to find a three-legged man, I'm afraid it's difficult, and it's easier to find four-legged. ”

Douzi glanced at Xingchen and said, "Lulu, don't make an assertion yet, why don't you go back tonight and rip off His Highness Xingchen's pants, count them carefully, and then come to me to discuss and find a problem." Let's eat the vegetables first. ”

"Beanie!" Minglu exclaimed, raising his hand to push the beans. "You're necrotic!" Oh my God, you actually said pants picking...... Shame on you. Minglu's face was so red that it seemed to drip blood.

Xingchen's face instantly turned red below his neck, and the specific redness spread to where it was not visible from his clothes.

Wu Ye, Wang Cheng and other old people with tens of thousands of years of age finally couldn't help laughing. Nangong Yu looked at the beans with a cold gaze. Is this his pure Zixin?

The four beautiful men are frowning slightly.

The four fierce girls instantly understood, and they all laughed out loud. "Hahaha...... Three-legged ...... Haha......"

Sai Ying also chuckled.

Douzi also smiled, turning a blind eye to Nangong Yu's cold eyes and the disgust of the four-flower beauty.

After laughing, Douzi asked, "Saiying, what are you doing here?" I see you running here in the Ice Palace twice in three days. Don't say it's alchemy, alchemy doesn't need you to come in person. ”

Sai Yingjiao threw a wink at Nangong Yu and said, "I like Yu." Bean, you give him to me, okay? ”

Everyone in the room was amazed. Sai Ying was digging a corner of the wall in front of him, and this hoe was swinging hard enough, and everyone felt that the dust was about to start.

Douzi said: "Young Emperor Jin Ya also asked me for him. But you're all mistaken, he's a person, not a commodity, and it's not something I can just let me say. As I said earlier, if my boyfriend has a crush on someone else, I'll divorce him. It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married, so let him go. ”

Saiying raised his glass to the beans, "Refreshing, to you." ”

Douzi shook the orange juice cup slightly, "Saiying, I heard a story about a mermaid when I was a child, do you want to hear it?" ”

"I want to hear about it." Saiying put down her glass. Beans didn't raise a glass in response. She didn't succeed in this wine.

"Once upon a time, there was a handsome, rich young genius who was seriously wounded and fell into the sea, and was about to drown. A Little Mermaid saved him......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The water demon with great power said: If you want to be with him, you want to be loved by him, you must first make yourself like him, grow two legs, and walk around on land......"

Douzi deliberately emphasized the words "walking around". Many water demons would choose to cultivate their human form, but Saiying obviously didn't. With Saiying's cultivation, if she cultivates the human form, she should have succeeded in transforming early.

Sai Ying listened with interest, and didn't seem to think about herself.

Douzi took a bite of the dish and suddenly didn't want to talk about it. Comparing Saiying to the daughter of the sea exalts her too much.

Everyone was waiting for the story of the beans, but the beans kept burying their heads in the vegetables. "And then?" Minglu couldn't help but ask.

"Later?" Douzi said, "She took out all her belongings and her beautiful skin, exchanged her legs with this strong man, and went to the shore, but at this time she had nothing, no cultivation, no money, and no beauty, and became an ugly waste wood girl." The genius thanked her for saving his life, but was so disappointed by his appearance that he made him a servant. ”

"And then?" Minglu asked.

"Then she died." Douzi said impatiently.

Minglu pouted. "Bean, you're a liar. How can such a beautiful story in the front be so sloppy in the back. Quick, give me the storybook, I'll read it myself. ”

Douzi smiled, "Say, I'll give it to you another day." Didn't bring it today. ”

Sai Ying frowned lightly and said, "Douzi, I guess there must be a bad woman in this story." ”

Douzi grinned, "Saiying, you're really smart with ice and snow. However, I just want to know how many belongings are you going to take out and change your legs? ”

"If I want a pair of legs, I can do it at any time, I don't need to ask anyone. As long as I break through to the true god, I can transform as much as I want. ”

"Saiying, you know when I say legs don't mean that. I'm referring to the reason why your dignified water young emperor frequently comes and goes to the ice star. As the Young Emperor of the Federation, I have reason to believe that you have bad intentions against the Federation, and are stoking rebellion or trying to split the Federation......"

Everyone is in their hearts, and the beans are ruthless enough.

Saiying smiled, "Douzi, you're smiling." Actually, I'm here to do business. In the past, the two worlds of water and land did not understand each other, and they were the same as fire and water. This time, Your Majesty held a trade fair between the two realms and brought everyone back together. How can we sit idly by and watch this friendship fade away? Our waters are rich in materials, from skins to minerals, from food to medicinal herbs, but it is a pity that they are moldy and rotten at the bottom of the water......"

Douzi interrupted Saiying and said, "We have no shortage of leather, minerals, food, and medicinal herbs. ”

On Earth, the oceans are also very rich in resources.

But the water and land have always hated each other, and the water demons will kindly take the things in the water to the land and sell them? Is it really as Saiying said that it is to pursue Nangong Yu? Saiying, this beauty can be so stupid? Even if Saiying is so stupid, there are always wise people among the water demons.

Saiying is just a young emperor, and if he didn't have the support of other water demon forces, it would be impossible for him to dare to boast about Haikou here.

Douzi couldn't understand the truth behind this, but intuitively felt that it was inappropriate.

Sai Ying said: "Young Emperor, you naturally don't lack these. However, I believe that the forces represented behind the table are more than happy to negotiate with me in a deeper way, right? Nangong Palace Master? His Highness the Stars? Young Master Chu? Shinokoshi? Mr. Lu? Zhen Gongzi? ”

Nangong Yu immediately said: "Young Emperor Saiying, you promised before that you would hand over the medicinal materials to me for the exclusive management of the Ice Palace. ”

The four beautiful men got up one after another to express their gratitude to Saiying, saying that they couldn't be the master of this matter, and they would definitely report the good intentions of Saiying Shaodi to the sect (family), and ask the sect (family) to send someone to negotiate with Saiying Shaodi.

Beans stamped their feet secretly. Nangong Yu and the four-flower beauty, are you all stupid? This is clearly the pattern of weasels and chickens greeting the New Year.

Beans underestimated the appeal of resources to major powers and men. It's not just a matter of wealth.

Having resources means being able to encompass the strong, and being able to encompass the strong means that there is a steady stream of resources. And so on and so forth.

The ancient and rare clans represented by the Refining Weapon Sect, the Heavenly Demon Gate, the Eight Array Sect, and Zhenhua, the reason why they have stood tall for more than 100,000 years is really because they have never lacked strong people or resources.

If there are resources and no strong people in charge, people will be swordsmen and I will be fish and meat; There are strong people without resources? Joke, a force without resources can't keep any strong people, unless it's a family member. The stronger the stronger, the more resources are needed.

In the same way, if the Ice Palace wants to rise quickly, it needs a lot of resources to recruit strong people to join. If it can attract one or two god emperors to invest, the Ice Palace will become a force that can truly speak in the universe. Relying on alchemy alone is too slow. All the alchemists intensify their refining all day long, how many furnaces can they produce in a day?

Xingchen got up and said, "Young Emperor Saiying, cracks have begun to appear in the cosmic wall membrane, your majesty will leave, and our elven star field will also open a 100,000-year retreat and sealing domain. The day Your Majesty leaves, that is, when the Elven Star Domain is closed, and during this period, Xingchen is just a homeless vagabond, who can only live up to the good intentions of the Young Emperor Saiying. ”

Beans shocked. Will the Elven Star Field be closed? She turned to Minglu and asked.

Minglu nodded and said, "Doudou, I won't tell you, after the Nangong Palace Master refines the pills that my clan needs, Xingchen and I, as well as all the young people under the age of three thousand in our elven clan, will wander in the universe." ”

"Come with me to the Phoenix Palace." Beans were immediately invited.

Sai Ying said, "All the elves of the waters are welcome to come and settle down. ”

Nangong Yu said: "Xingchen, if you don't have a special place to be, why don't you come to Bingyuxing to settle down?" ”

Xingchen, who had just sat down, stood up again, "Yu, Xingchen can't ask for it." Minglu and I still live in the current yard, okay? ”

"Of course. Welcome to Ice Stars! Nangong Yu got up and toasted to the stars.

Xingchen clinked glasses with Nangong Yu and said, "Just don't charge my taxes." I don't know how to make a living yet. The clan said that this was a survival test for young people, and they were prepared not to give us a penny. ”

Douzi immediately said: "Xingchen, come and be my chief of guard, Chu Feng and the others are too free and casual, and they just need someone to take care of them." That way, I can be with Lulu every day. ”

Minglu showed a look of joy. Douzi is the young emperor, and it must be safe to follow her. Previously, Xingchen said that he would enter the combat area to train and make a living, which made Minglu not worried.

The others looked at the beans with strange eyes. They felt that the sentence behind the beans was purely trying to cover up. Poor Minglu, I am afraid that I will regret not being the first in the future.

Minglu looked at Xingchen, hoping that Xingchen would agree. Xingchen didn't look at her, but looked at Nangong Yu on the other side.

Nangong Yu said: "Xingchen, you know that my Ice Palace has just been built, and it is very crude, I wonder if you are willing to stay in the Ice Palace to help me?" ”

Xingchen smiled, "Actually, I wanted to talk to you for a long time, but every time the words came to my mouth, I couldn't open my mouth, I was afraid that you would underestimate me!" ”

Nangong Yu patted Xingchen on the shoulder, "You are the elf prince, and the Ice Palace has climbed high." Come, brothers of the Ice Palace, we welcome the stars together! ”

All the Ice Palace people stood up and clinked glasses with the stars. The four beautiful men also raised their glasses to congratulate Nangong Yu and Xingchen.

Sai Ying was a little sad, she was talking about her water business, why did it suddenly turn into a celebration banquet for Nangong Yu and Xingchen?

The beans are puffing up, bad Nangong Yu, and she robs people. If you want to play with Minglu in the future, you have to run to the Ice Palace. Outsiders will definitely say that she came to see Nangong Yu, and she is beautiful to him!

The four fierce women were also angry. Then the handsome and noble Star Highness can almost coexist with them day and night...... Miss Minglu obviously agreed.

Five pairs of murderous eyes stared at Nangong Yu. Nangong Yu Anzhi moved his chair to get closer to Xingchen, put Xingchen's shoulder with one hand, and took a wine glass with the other, and toasted Xingchen several times in a row. The cold noodles are rare, and they smile rarely.

Sai Ying took an opportunity and told Nangong Yu that she wanted to eat mushrooms and asked Nangong Yu to fish them for her. Nangong Yu let go of Xingchen and continued to be responsible for cooking for Saiying. Sai Ying wanted to eat this for a while, and then fell in love with that, pointing at Nangong Yu.

Douzi finally lost his chopsticks, stopped eating, and went back to sleep.

The beans are gone, and the four-flower beauty has to go, and the banquet is over. After sending Douzi and Xingchen and the others away, Sai Ying said that he wanted to talk to Nangong Yu about cooperation in detail, and the two of them went into the room to talk.

In the middle of the night, Nangong Yu appeared on the roof.

Beanzi never fell asleep, just waiting for him. When he appeared, Douzi ran out, jumped on the roof, and said, "You are not allowed to cooperate with her!" She certainly didn't have the right intentions. Nothing else, she actually sells food to the land, what is food? The most scarce thing in this world is food! Having food means that everyone's cultivation can grow faster, which means that we will grow stronger and stronger. The water demon is not a fool, why should he feed us land creatures? ”

Nangong Yu looked at the beans and said in his heart: Zixin, you are starting to look like a young emperor. Sai Ying must have had something else planned, but unfortunately I checked all her product samples and found no problems.

But he can't talk to the beans.

Douzi slapped Nangong Yu's chest a few times, "Did you hear what I said?" ”

Xiao Jiu shook his nine fox tails and said, "Some women just like to be smart. ”

Beanzi glared back at Shinojiu, jumping over to reach out and grab Shinojiu's tail. Xiao Jiu hurriedly wanted to escape, but Douzi said, "You said you would let me touch it!" Don't talk and don't talk! ”

Xiao Jiu was stunned, regretting that he shouldn't have talked too much just now.

Beanzi grabbed one of Shinojiu's tails and dragged him to his side. Douzi bent down and picked up Xiaojiu, and said to Nangong Yu: "If you fish, I will hug the fox." Everybody's even. ”

Xiao Jiu felt that there was something wrong with this.

Beanzi hugged Shinojiu and walked towards the room. Xiao Jiu hurriedly struggled, "Let go of me, I only said let you hug, I didn't say ......" didn't say to sleep with you.

"I'm just holding you now, did I do something else to you?" Douzi said angrily. "Stinky fox, don't go dreaming, this young emperor won't do anything else with you." Before stepping through the door, Douzi turned back to someone on the roof and said, "I'm not that person, I'm going to have a fish eyebrow, pervert!" Dead perverted! Hum! ”

Nangong Yu looked at the sky speechlessly.

Douzi closed the door with his hand, threw Shinojiu in the corner, and said, "Stay here and don't move." ”

Shino's nine tails curled up and coiled in a circle. He crouched in the tail loop, his back against the corner. As if you are being discriminated against? (To be continued.) )