If you don't die, you won't die!

When the page opened, Zhang Xiaoqiang had a premonition. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Next, the ten-minute journey of pain begins.

Lao Zhu from Ma Zhe, Mao Xuan, Deng Lun, to the three represents, eight honors and eight shames, sprinkled Zhang Xiaoqiang with a vivid and touching political lesson.

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who listened to it, deeply repented: Why the hell did I forget the identity of the old pig civil servant, uncle, whether it is in the sky or underground, everyone is in the same system. I'm thinking this dirty......

"Brother Pig, stop, uh...... You've said a lot, so I'll take a look at it myself when I have time. As soon as he finished eating and continued to listen, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to turn out the dinner in his stomach.

"Well, too, it is still difficult for you to accept these for a while. Such...... If you go back and take a look at this article "Science and technology is the primary productive force", it will help to broaden your horizons. ”

Now Zhang Xiaoqiang really wants to cry, thinking that he is a human being in the world, and he was actually educated and studied by a pig, which is really ...... Can you still have a good time?

After finishing the political teaching, the two pigs returned to the sofa and spit out the clouds.

Only then did the old pig find that Zhang Xiaoqiang had a big bag swollen on the top of his head, and immediately asked: "Xiaoqiang, what's the matter with your head." ”

The old pig didn't mention it, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost forgot about it: "Oh, you said this, that's ......"

In this way, Zhang Xiaoqiang foamed at the mouth and talked to the old pig about the robbery tonight.

Of course, he deliberately skipped the part where he almost knelt down to beg for mercy, and the focus was all on how to deter and play Brother Huang's details.

After listening, the old pig nodded, and then said in a cadre caring tone for his subordinates: "Well, yes, you have dealt with this problem very well!" Remember, we must not bow our heads like the evil forces, treat them, and we will strike hard at the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves! ”

Emma, with the consciousness of the old pig, it's a pity not to come to the human world to be a cadre.

Just as the topic between the two was about to end, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to go back to the house to rest, the old man suddenly sent out the stream of consciousness: "Don't just brag about your glorious deeds somewhere, think about where your swollen brain came from?" ”

"Nonsense! Isn't this bag just for the yellow-haired bastard to give ......" The voice suddenly froze, Zhang Xiaoqiang slapped his head in a trance, and then cried out in pain: "Ouch, it hurts!" ”

"Are you alright, Xiaoqiang?"

"No, it's fine. What's that, Brother Pig, I, I guess I met Brother Monkey at night. ”

Hearing this, the old pig's right hand, which had just been handed to his mouth, stopped, and then turned the pig's head: "What did you say!?" Did you run into that monkey? ”

"Well, the red cape and briefs are exactly the same as the perverts that were broadcast on TV two days ago."

"Looks like I'm right. Alas~, this monkey is still so free and loose, and the organization has talked to him many times about this, but what about him...... Needless to say, this time I must have failed to apply for it, and I sneaked to the next session. It's really unorganized and undisciplined! It's so unbelievable! "A pair of horizontal iron does not become steel, and it looks painful.

Seeing that the old pig continued to criticize and complain, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly stopped: "Stop!" Brother Pig, it's happened, I mean, shouldn't you guys also think of a way to take care of Brother Monkey, otherwise he will continue to mess around here...... You know he's now the most wanted criminal in the city, and once he's hit by the police......"

Thinking about the scene of the policeman's uncle's brave arrest, Zhang Xiaoqiang's spine was cold.

Good guy, I think that the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals back then, plus all the great gods couldn't do anything to the great sage.

Right now, it's a bunch of policemen...... Who can take the stick of Lao Sun!

"Xiaoqiang, the next session of the immortals, they also have to go to the soul realm to report. Although it is not impossible to smuggle people, it is not the right way after all, we are all cadres in the system, and it is impossible to do such illegal and undisciplined things. If it is in accordance with the charter...... You know that it takes time to get approved step by step. ”

I'm a scrub, I dare to love the world, ZF's efficiency is the same.

"What then? We can't let Brother Monkey go alone, Brother Pig, you may not know much about Huaxia, there is such a saying in our country, those who offend me in Huaxia will be punished even if they are far away. Brother Monkey tossed like this, and when he fell, he alarmed the top...... HOHO, let me tell you, no matter what you are jumping in the sky or swimming in the water, you will understand the power of our Dahuaxia PLA in minutes. ”

After listening, the old pig looked thoughtful.

As a cadre of the heavenly realm, the old pig is heartbroken for the monkey's lawlessness.

But as a brother, he is also worried about the possible consequences of monkey doing this.

You must know that last time, he was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years because of the trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

If he makes trouble in the human world again this time, I'm afraid Nuwa will have to skin him.

"It's a bit tricky, but it's not like there's no way, it's just ......"

As soon as he heard that there was a play, Zhang Xiao couldn't wait to ask: "When is it, Brother Pig, you don't want to be a mother-in-law, for the sake of earth stability and world peace, you quickly say what should we do." ”

"Okay!" A pig's trotter slapped on Zhang Xiaoqiang's shoulder.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's second uncle was confused: "That...... Brother Pig, what's good? ”

"I really didn't expect Xiaoqiang to have such a high consciousness at such a young age."

"Hehe," straightened up, being praised by the old pig like this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless: "Protecting the earth and maintaining world peace is my dream when I was a child, but it's a pity that my ability is limited, and I can't do too much because of my qualifications." ”

Originally, I just wanted to borrow a stinky fart, but I didn't think about it......

Listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's words, another pig's trotter of the old pig was also patted up.

Then he said with burning eyes: "That's good! Well said! Xiaoqiang, don't be presumptuous, the heavens will descend to the Si people, you have been waiting for so long, now that the opportunity has come, I will only appoint you on behalf of the Ministry of Heaven to find the Fighting God Buddha as soon as possible and bring it to me. ”

I'll go!

"Brother Pig, you're not joking with me, are you, you let me go find Brother Monkey? Aren't you killing me? ”

Just kidding, those heavenly soldiers and generals can't take the Great Sage, I can do it at all!

Even if Brother has martial arts skills to protect his body now, he can "beat the dog stick method", "Jeet Kune Do", and "corpse roaring skill", which are compared with Brother Monkey's skills...... It's not a plane at all.

"Alas~, I understand what you said. It's a little harder for you to do it, but it's not a special situation right now. You are the only spokesperson of the soul world in the human world, and you are more familiar with us here. What do you mean by that? If there is a difficulty, there is no difficulty to create a difficulty, you have to go up, your territory is your decision, Nothingimpossible! ”

I'm going to go! The advertising words are not so useful, is it good!!