Chapter 014: Eight-pack abs tsundere man
In the xx year of BC, wars broke out everywhere, and the grass and trees were all soldiers.
Murphy stood on the moor with a wooden stick, and everyone in all directions bit through the ketchup and fell to the ground with a thud. The confused man kicked the person who fell to the ground next to him in a daze, without any reaction at all. Uneasily, he leaned down and put his hand on the man's nose. Oh mom, the baby was scared and sat down on the ground, it was really a war, and people were out of breath...... Hands and feet waved, and wooden sticks flicked wildly. Muttering: Go away quickly!!
Jin Chen hugged his shoulders and stood condescendingly beside the bed.
On the large double bed, Murphy waved his arms disheveled, turning SpongeBob SquarePants' thin quilt over and over again.
Jin Chen gritted his teeth and couldn't help frowning. Finally! The last bit of patience finally wore out.
The old lady is not powerful, and I am really the cat that your mother used to raise!
Grab the picture frame on the bedside table, sharpen it in the right position, and poke it down.
With a wail, the person on the bed jumped up, clutching his buttocks, his eyes frightened.
"Who! Who sneaked up on me! β
Jin Chen gritted his teeth and slapped it Murphy's fried head. "Sneak attack! I'm still on air strikes! β
Murphy screamed in pain and glared at Jin Chen. "What are you doing!"
"You ask me? I'm going to ask you more! What are you doing! β
Murphy, whom Jin Chen knows, rarely dreams, but every time he dreams, it is strange and unbelievable.
Really!
"I was just about to kill an enemy! It's all ruined by you! β
Jin Chen sneered twice, he was not interested in hearing that she had killed a few enemies, and he poked his head mercilessly.
"Hurry up and get out of here!"
"What are you doing, what are you doing at my house early in the morning!"
Jin Chen glared, ouch, my little temper! "You open my eyes wide to see whose house this is!"
Murphy swept around the bedroom unconvinced, and was instantly stunned, how could it be different from usual? When was it renovated?
Jin Chen looked at her stunned face, and knew that her brain was dead, and he roughly pulled out the quilt from Murphy's hand.
"Hurry, don't ink. You two drunkards get out of my house, I didn't even get a beauty sleep last night because of you two. And your miserable sleeping appearance, your mother still praises you as a gentle and elegant introverted lady, look at your appearance, rightly your mother blows those flying cows! balabalabal~β
Jin Chen crackled and talked a lot, and Murphy silently moved off the bed, stood by the window and looked, it was really not her home.
"Why am I at your house?"
β¦β¦ Jin Chen calmed down his anger and raised his finger to the door. "Get out."
When you get drunk, you forget that this is a very strict disease, and if you can't cure it, you must be beaten to death, and you can't keep it.
Seeing this, Murphy was instantly stunned, and hugged Jin Chen with a hippie smile.
"Senior sister~ Don't be like this, forgive others~" said so, but I didn't remember why in my heart.
Jin Chen pinched her twice, and walked out with hatred, but he had something nearly a hundred catties wrapped around his body, and it was difficult to move.
"You still haven't eaten?"
Hearing that there was something to eat, Murphy immediately let go and jumped out of the bedroom with a smile on his face. "Open the meal~~"
Jin Chen glanced at the messy bedroom speechlessly, she could already guess what kind of dream Murphy had.
Jin Chen's house was bought by her family when she was in school, a small two-bedroom, warm and chic.
Murphy and Jin Chen are alumni, and the school here is very close, so I often come to her house to rub the bathroom when I go to school.
After a long time, Jin Chen's family always habitually prepared a set of scrubbing products for Murphy.
Murphy found the toothbrush and hummed a little song, and pushed open the bathroom door. The toothbrush fell to the ground, followed by a scream.
Jin Chen followed the sound, saw the situation in the bathroom, and turned around and pulled Murphy out the door.
Although Jin Chen is only two years older than Murphy, he has always treated her as a child, so he naturally can't see such a scene.
"You go to the kitchen to brush your teeth first, there is also toothpaste over there, eat directly after brushing, and go to work after eating, do you hear?"
Murphy was stunned, and his feet unconsciously stepped towards the bathroom. "The ......"
"Hurry up!"
"But ......" is ...... inside Chen Chun with eight-pack abs! Thinking of this, I was suddenly excited, and I was excited. "Let's go in and have a look, he used to brag every time that he had super perfect abs, and he finally had this opportunity. Yes, mobile phone, take a picture! β
Murphy's cheekiness and unrestrainedness, Jin Chen had already appreciated it, but he didn't expect that the realm had been cultivated so high. She felt embarrassed when she saw it just now, but she was excited. Reluctantly, he grabbed her hand to find her phone. "Go brush your teeth, you're going to be late."
Murphy stepped his feet and looked inside, what is going to work! Red. Body. Bare. The body of Chen Chun is not something that can be seen casually.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not bad for a while."
Before he finished speaking, Chen Chun, who was neatly dressed, pushed open the bathroom door, and his wet hair made his face more and more sexy.
Three people with six eyes, only Murphy is not embarrassed. Laughing and bypassing Jin Chen, he gathered around Chen Chun and looked at his chest.
"I really have abdominal muscles.,It turns out that the real man's abdominal muscles are exactly the same as the one in the picture.,It's a big piece~"
Chen Chun touched his forehead in embarrassment, coughed lightly twice, and pushed Murphy away. "Why are you here?"
Murphy focused on his chest muscles and didn't care, but Jin Chen was unhappy. These two people are worthy of growing up together since childhood, and their ability to forget things after drinking is not bad.
I should have thrown them all on the street last night and asked the sanitation workers to take them all to the garbage dump.
"Are you two enough? When that's enough, get out to eat, and then get out of my house without leaving a trace. β
Chen Chun rolled his eyes, he couldn't wait to leave!
In the morning, I slept soundly, but I was woken up by Jin Chen's slapping in the face.
The hand was ruthless, I looked at the shower just now, and there were handprints on my face, and I pity my perfect and handsome face, which was ruined like this.
His self-esteem has been trampled on by YanzhΓ²ng, this place, she wants to keep him, and he will never stay.
But after thinking about it, he looked at Jin Chen, who was standing aside with a slightly red face, with a kind attitude. "Do you have a hair dryer?"
People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.
Jin Chen pursed his lips and entered the bathroom head-on.
Chen Chun quickly flashed when he dried his hair, but Murphy cheekily ate three buns in a row, added a large glass of milk, and drank an additional cup of Jin Chen's private unobstructed powder. Naturally, she was late for work, but in her opinion, it was worth it, and it was an exciting thing to see Chen Chun's abs, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and she was sure that today was a good day.
But the excitement didn't last long, and as soon as I sat down at my desk, I collapsed.
She received a video email from Jin Chen, which showed herself and Chen Chun after being drunk.
This kind of embarrassing drizzle, she finished reading it happily while nibbling on cookies.
I thought I could use this video to laugh at Chen Chun for a while, but I didn't expect that in the last scene, Murphy couldn't wait to choke himself to death with a bite of biscuits.
How does the uncle appear in the picture?
I couldn't wait to find a mobile phone to call Jin Chen, only to find that the mobile phone was actually turned off! Quickly find the charging cable, and it won't stop shaking as soon as it is turned on.
Misfortune is not a one-way street, Murphy held his mobile phone and cried with a sad face, and instantly forgot to question Jin Chen's video.
Because most of this information comes from Yang Si...... Well, that's what happens when you don't finish your work and go out on the waves.
The speed with which retribution came was unexpected.
Murphy opened the word tremblingly, looked at the gate worriedly, there was no familiar figure, and quickly turned on the writing mode.
At the beginning of the second paragraph, tragedy will befall you.
Yang Si rushed into the office with two followers in a menacing manner, and the door of the first propaganda department was slammed.
The sound of da-da-da-da's high heels got closer and closer, and Murphy turned his head while tapping on the keyboard, and he directly saw Yang Si's magnified face.
"Yang, Sister Yang." Murphy swallowed and blinked.
Yang Si's eyes were huge, as if the table at hand was Murphy's face, and he slapped it down, and his hand hurt when he looked at it.
"Ink! Phenanthrene! I thought you were kidnapped and sold! I almost went to the police station to report the crime! β
Murphy stood up, head bowed. If a person is lost, the police will not take care of it until 24 hours later.
"You look at me strictly!"
Murphy immediately raised his head and breathed fire at Yang Si, as if he was about to eat her eyes.
Yang Si took a deep breath and suppressed the fire. "Is the thing written?"
Murphy glanced at the original manuscript and pursed his lips. "Not yet!"
"Ink! Phenanthrene! "The whole sixth floor shook.
Murphy immediately raised his hand and swore. "Right now, right now! Give me an hour and write absolutely everything! β
Yang Si clenched his fists, if he didn't still need her now, he would have to tear her apart! "You'd better be able to finish it in an hour, or you'll pack up and fuck off!" After saying that, he kicked the table, turned and left.
The long gray trench coat left a hurricane, and Murphy was dizzy.
After Yang Si left, all the people on the sixth floor gathered at the door of the office of the first propaganda department, looking at Murphy sympathetically.
"Fei Fei hold on, Yang Si has a bad temper like this~" "Come on Fei Fei!" Fei Fei work hard! Fei Fei rises up! β
There are also those who don't have long eyes to ask her to go downstairs to buy snacks.
Murphy sighed and continued to struggle.
She couldn't listen to what she was scolding, and she was scolded for always going from her left ear to her right ear.
What's more, this is all her own fault, she deserves to be scolded twice, and Yang Si is annoyed, which is right.
Full of self-blame turned into motivation for work, and it took less than an hour to write the promotional ideas and press releases.
Although she is usually very nimble with her hands and feet, it is the first time that she has such a fast speed.
So she concluded: she may be the master of the scolding.
Belch.......
Murphy sent the things to Yang Si, and thoughtfully printed a copy and sent it to the tenth floor.
Yang Si's face was still very dark, and there were propaganda and assistants sitting opposite him who didn't dare to come out, but he didn't see Chu Heng.
I thought it would still need to be reworked, but I didn't expect Yang Si to say nothing after reading something, and the expression on his face eased a little.
But still not happy. "Do you know how many calls I made you?"
What is due will come.
Murphy humbly bowed deeply to Yang Si, "Sister Yang, I'm sorry, I was wrong." I went out for a drink with friends last night and my phone ran out of battery. β
She is afraid of lying, because she will be exposed every time she lies, and it is better to confess directly than to be scolded worse after being exposed.
Xu Yang Si didn't expect her to be so frank, so she was stunned and waved her hand to sit down. "Don't you know that there is a power bank in this world?" After saying that, I thought that she had drunk too much and sighed. "Forget it. Pay more attention to yourself in the future, since you have worked, you can no longer be as indulgent as when you used to go to school, you must have a sense of responsibility, this is what if you can't finish writing? How do you say? β
In the past, Murphy just thought that Yang Si was a bitter character, but he didn't expect to be able to say these things to her at this moment.
I couldn't help but feel a sour nose, I couldn't hold back my tears, and my voice was choked. "I, I was wrong, I won't be like this in the future."
Yang Si was frightened by her crying, and hurriedly pulled out a tissue and handed it to her. "Hey, you're ......"
Murphy wiped away tears and snot, "It's okay! I, I'm just moved. β
When Yang Si was at a loss, Chu Heng pushed the door and entered, and was shocked when he saw this scene.
Walk up to Murphy and look at her dirty face.
"What are you doing?"
Murphy glanced at him and looked at Yang Si. "Sister Yang, if the content is okay, I'll leave first."
Yang Si waved her hand, and Murphy's brain hurt even more when she cried.
Murphy got up and walked out, Chu Heng called her behind her, she didn't hear it, and went out.
Chu Heng, who was left confused, glared dryly, and could only ask the people present.
The assistant and propaganda shook their heads pretending to be ignorant, and had to look at Yang Si.
Yang Si shrugged and waved his hand.