Burst! Hearing Jiang Yan's words, countless spitting sounds rang out in the audience. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Nima! Got on the stage? You talk so much, and you are maintaining justice and the peace of the universe, and you have been telling me for a long time that it has nothing to do with what you want to explain? So what do you say!

"Aha! Let's move on! Glancing apologetically at the person who was choked by his saliva, Jiang Yan continued to say to Seite, who had a sudden late cerebral convulsion. The calf is a magical species in the Northeast, he can roll, pull, protect, finish, deflat, pretend, and match with Wang Ba. In short, if you are a calf with me, you calf. If you're done pretending to be a calf with me, I'll let you roll the calf, if you want to still pull the calf with me, I'll let you finish the calf! Jiang Yan had a big mouth, and he hit it like a machine gun, and he looked confused.

"How? Got it? Looking at Xite's bewildered appearance, Jiang Yan asked with a smile.

"I didn't ...... I don't get it! Seeter turned into an honest baby, shook his head and replied honestly.

"I don't understand!" Jiang Yan pursed his lips, "It's so much for nothing!" But it doesn't matter, you just need to know that there is such a thing, and your pronunciation is not standard, come and read it to me: calf! Jiang Yan started on-site teaching.

"Calves!" Xite obediently followed Jiang Yan and read a sentence.

"Roll the calves!" Jiang Yan continued to teach Seite.

"Roll the calves!"

"Eight calves!"

"Eight calves!"

Jiang Yan continued to teach: "Pull the calf! ”

Seite cooperated and learned: "Pull the calf!" ”

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"Poof! Hahahaha! I'm laughing to death, why is Jiang Yan so lacking in morality! ”

"Eight calves! Haha, that Sit is stupid, right? Jiang Yan scolded him, and he was so cooperative! ”

"! What do I see? Daughter-in-law, come and see God! ”

"Can anyone tell me what's going on? Why did the good Seit suddenly get stupid? ”

"That's right! I looked like I was at odds just now, but now I look at it. Are the two of them playing double reeds? ”

"According to the judgment of an old Tianjin person, the two of you! I'm talking about cross talk! ”

"What's the matter? This is obviously to promote my country's traditional culture, so that my country's mythical beasts and calves can go abroad to the world! ”

"Poof! This is a live broadcast, Jiang Yan is famous for engaging in our divine beasts! ”

"Aha! Roll over, baby cow! ”

"I just want to ask, ask the live broadcast staff for the psychological shadow area at this time!"

"Haha! Do you fucking know this stupid guy named Sit? ”

In front of the computer, looking at Jiang Yan's joyful live broadcast on the screen, Chu Mengyao burst out laughing: "This Xiao Jiang! Is...... When is this still playing! ”

At the house of King Jiang Hao, Jiang Hao, who was holding his daughter-in-law and holding his child to watch the live broadcast, slapped his thigh and stood up: "! My brother Jiang is domineering and mighty, calf! Roll the calves! Eight calves! Ha ha! This is in front of hundreds of millions of people! Except for me, Brother Jiang, who would dare to do this! As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Hao suddenly felt a chill coming, and when he looked back, his wife was sitting on the ground with the child in her arms.

Thinking that he stood up directly when he was excited, forgetting that his wife was still in his arms, Jiang Hao hurriedly accompanied his smiling face to make his wife happy. What he got was a sentence: "Hmph! Don't talk to me about this calf, either kneel on the instant noodles or roll the calf for me! ”

Jiang Hao: "......" Brother Jiang misunderstood me! You give me back that virtuous, lovely, gentle and charming daughter-in-law!

A few minutes later, many of Jiang Hao's fans saw a new news on his Weibo: "I learned a new skill today - kneeling instant noodles without scum!" Jiang Yan misunderstood me! ”

Many fans below have left messages of congratulations.

"Haha! Congratulations to the boss for successfully incarnating his wife! ”

"Poof! Kneeling instant noodles without slag? Sure enough, it's a miracle 1"

"I don't know!"

"What is this? Since I got married, I have practiced eighteen kinds of martial arts, kneeling instant noodles without slag, kneeling with remote control without changing the channel, kneeling glass without piercing legs, and kneeling durian skin without leaving traces. ”

"Poof, hahaha! Hard work upstairs! ”

"Haha! Serve! ”

Looking at Jiang Yan who was pulling the calf in the picture, Su Qingmei broke out in a cold sweat: "Sister, I don't think I dare to bully my brother-in-law in the future!" ”

"What's wrong?" Su Qingmei looked at the computer screen with a smile and answered her.

"It's too lacking in virtue, he!"

Su Qingmei's sentence expressed the voice of many people.

Ohio, Police Department. After following Jiang Yan to recite the sentence "Finish the calf", Xite shuddered suddenly, and his eyes returned to clarity.

Seat felt that it was time to go to the hospital to see a doctor, and this advanced stage of Nima's brain cancer can't be taken seriously! Yes, he felt that his brain twitch was very serious, otherwise how could he have inexplicably let the big star lead him by the nose just now. Thinking that he had just been stupid and had to pull Jiang Yan to explain to himself what calves were, and thinking of the calves that he had just followed Jiang Yan as if he was brain-dead, Sit had a feeling that he was a dog.

Look at Jiang Yanxit's hatred! I hated it so much that I itched at the root of my teeth, and I couldn't wait to put this product in my mouth and chew it up and spit it out to feed the dogs. You bastard, you hurt me!

Burst! Just thinking of this, Site almost vomited blood again, I grass Nima, let this cargo take the ditch!

Seeing that Sit's eyes had regained clarity, Jiang Yan knew that he couldn't continue playing, but after the test, the confidence in his heart was also greater.

That's right, experiment! The calf just now is just a test of this product, as for what test this judge asked? Good question!

Didn't Sit, who had "new evidence" before, look at Jiang Yan triumphantly and want to see his face? After that, Jiang Yan's sentence directly provoked Seat's counterattack. It stands to reason that as the director of a police station, it is naturally impossible for him to be mixed to this extent without this bit of the city government, and it is impossible for him to sit in this position with such joy and anger. So why did he react this way? There is only one truth, and the big stars who lack virtue have done tricks from it.

So what does he do with his hands and feet? I still remember that when I was arrested, in order to learn a foreign language and understand what conspiracy Seite had, I opened a lottery, and on the third time, I got my wish and won a language proficiency package. So the question is, what were the first two draws?

The camera replays and we go to see the scene at that time.

Sitting in the police car, the big star closed his eyes and clicked on the lottery interface of the app in his mind, and a burst of light flashed after silently reciting the lottery.

"Ding...... The sky is falling, and the ground is surging with golden lotus. Host Dog--Luck is once again the ultimate skill hypnotism in the Reverse Heavens, with it, you can guide others to hypnotize slowly through your eyes and voice, and with it, Mom no longer has to worry about me not having a girlfriend. The ultimate hypnotism is a must-have skill for you to kill people and sell goods at home! ”

it? What's that? The ultimate hypnosis? It sounds hanging, but what's the use of giving it to me? Did I use hypnotism to hypnotize an ignorant girl and make her fall in love with me? Thinking about it, I unconsciously drooled.

Hey? After a long time, when YY's girlfriend, who has always been very gentle, domineeringly pointed a pair of scissors between his legs, he was so frightened by his own brain that he didn't dare to think about it anymore. What the hell! Is buddy that kind of person? Dude is the embodiment of justice, a good angel, how can he do bad things! This skill is a complete problem for a noble person like me! Thinking so, the big star opened his second draw......

The screen cuts back, so that can explain why Seite is suddenly stupid? In fact, it's not that this product is suddenly stupid, it's that this product has already started to be stupid under Jiang Yan's guidance and hypnosis. It's just that this thing is even more stupid during the calf incident!

"Huh? Did Officer Sett learn all? I said! Today's young people just lack a spirit of agility and studious like Officer Sitter. Uh, no, I was wrong, it's the spirit of stupid birds flying first! It doesn't matter, you don't have to ask. We have an old saying in China that diligence can make up for clumsiness! Looking at the way Seite looked at him, Jiang Yan secretly said a pity in his heart, but continued to talk nonsense without leaving any flaws in his mouth.

"That's it! Don't me. After saying that, Seite regretted it.

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"Poof! Hahaha! This thing learns pretty fast! ”

"Ahaha! I'm glad to hear it, this thing has really learned, Jiang Yan is how ruthless he is to harm people! ”

"I'm really ...... It's a dog, and as soon as I spoke, I found that I also let the goods go to the ditch! ”

"Lack of virtue! It's too much of your mother's lack of morality, I decided, in the future, this product will be classified into the unprovoked crowd. ”

"This Nima mouth cannon kung fu, it's really no one!"

"I just want to ask, ask for the shadow area in the heart of that king and the calf of Seit at this time!"

At the scene, feeling the strange gazes of the people at the scene, Seater felt a hot pain on his face, what kind of eyes is this! This Nima is a knife! "Officer White, please bring the prisoner down immediately!" Sitter's voice almost popped out between his teeth.

“yes sir！” White took the order.

"Officer Sitter, I think you may be confused, I need to correct that you have no right to call my client a prisoner until the police court has heard and sentenced! I reserve the right to appeal in this regard. He Buyi, who had been watching the excitement for a long time, brushed his sense of existence in a timely manner.

"I'm sorry Mr. Lawyer, I'm just confused!" With a gloomy face, Seater expressed his unnoticeable apology to Lawyer He.

"No, sir, I think your apologies should not be said to me, but to my client!" He Buyi didn't seem to see Seater's face.

"I'm sorry Mr. Jiang!" Under the playful gaze of the big star, Seater gritted his teeth and apologized.

"It's okay Officer Sitt!" The big star pretended to be generous and waved his hand, "As a state of etiquette, our country has always been generous, and we will not be more serious about such a trivial matter." ”

Nima! Looking at Jiang Yan's smiling face, Siter had an urge to slap his No. 38 shoes on his face.

"Mr. Lawyer, is there anything else? If it's okay, you can leave, we're going to bring the suspect back. See you in court later! "Seite doesn't want to dwell on it anymore, he decides to sue directly in the name of the police department, and let this bastard who has caused himself to suffer losses and shame one after another go to prison to play his mouth!

"I'm sorry Officer Sitter, I don't think they can leave just yet!" He Buyi hasn't opened his mouth yet, and the big star has played enough and is ready to show his real skills!