In the southern part of Hunan, deep in the mountains of Yantang County, there is a mountain called Jiuyi Mountain, which has tens of thousands of cats living here. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info is the overlord of a thousand miles.

Someone once strayed into the depths of this mountain and found a thousand-year-old ginseng plant, he was ecstatic, and hurriedly went up to dig ginseng, but when he just moved the hoe twice, he was numb.

At that time, it was dusk, and he looked up to see ten thousand pairs of glowing eyes staring at him.

"Hell!" He screamed in fright, and fled the mountain in a panic.

That night, he didn't know how long he had to run to escape the feeling of being watched by a ghost.

It was a long time before he saw a small mountain village in the middle of nowhere, with a few houses with dim lights on their windows. Tired and hungry, he didn't care about anything else, and knocked on the door for help.

The door was opened by a wizened old man, who was very warm and generous, and ordered him hot noodles. After he had eaten, he told the old man about what happened in the depths of the mountains.

The old man told him that the mountain was called Jiuyi Mountain, and the locals also called it Cat God Mountain, and it was said that it was the territory of the cat god, and wild cats gathered all year round. The locals generally do not dare to go there, and even if they have something to do in the mountains, they will prepare three animal offerings first, and only dare to enter without permission with the consent of the cat god.

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In the depths of the Nine Doubts Mountain, there is a cave, and two particularly powerful cats squatting at the entrance of the cave. They are much larger than the average cat, and more similar to another feline, the lynx.

Entering from the cave, it was surprisingly vast, with a radius of three thousand miles. It looks like a small forest, with ancient trees that cover the sky. A small river, meandering into the distance, with rolling green hills on both sides, and wisps of white clouds on the top of the mountain.

On the ancient trees, small tree houses appear from time to time. There are nimble and cute kittens who climb and jump flexibly between the trees, and when they are tired of playing, they climb back to the tree house to rest.

In the very center of the forest, there is a large tree, thousands of meters high, with a gray trunk with a smooth or slightly longitudinal lobe, a flat spherical crown, and pinnate leaves. The top of the canopy gradually penetrates into the sky, which is particularly eye-catching.

If this tree is reduced by a hundred times, it will resemble the toon tree that is common in the outside world.

At this time, on the trunk of the tree, a yellow and white kitten was rapidly sliding down from above.

After a few seconds, the kitten landed on the ground and jumped into the forest, and after a while, at the exit of the cave, a black and white kitten appeared.

The black and white kitten held a small token, and after showing it to the two big cats, he swaggered out of the cat mountain.

Half an hour later, in that remote mountain village, someone was riding a freight mountain ship to go to the town to catch the market. When he loaded the mountain goods he wanted to sell into the car, sat on the seat in front of him, and was about to start the car to leave, a dark shadow jumped into the car and hid in the middle of the mountain goods.

Half a day later, when Mao Yue arrived home, a black shadow jumped out in an instant, hugged her feet, scared her into a scream, and the keys were thrown on the ground.

I heard a familiar cat meow, which seemed to mock her for being too timid.

Mao Yue thought about it, squatted down and looked carefully at the black and white civet cat holding her feet, and said softly: "Zheng sigh? ”

The cat nodded arrogantly, its big eyes full of dissatisfaction.

After Mao Yue opened the door and entered the house, a cute girl's voice sounded in the house: "I want to eat boiled fish, kitten, you go and buy it for me." ”

Mao Yue was stunned, looked at the small figure running towards the sofa in disbelief, and asked in a low voice, "Zheng Si, you were talking just now?" ”

The cat looked at her with an idiot look, and the child's voice sounded again: "It's not me, who else." Kitten, I haven't seen you for a few months, you're even more stupid. There was extreme disgust in his tone.

"How did you learn to speak?" Mao Yue asked.

Zheng sighed: "Stupid kitten, of course I can speak after the catastrophe." ”

Mao Yue protested: "You guess stupid, you are only a kitten." ”

Well, usually the people in the group call Mao Yue kitten, she feels very kind, and is called so by Zheng Si a kitten, that feeling, how awkward.

Mao Yue touched Zheng Si's cat's head and asked, "Was it struck by lightning again?" ”

Zheng sighed and dodged, hid on the other end of the sofa, and said dissatisfiedly: "You were just struck by lightning, I was a catastrophe!" After surviving the Heavenly Tribulation, the strength of this genius has reached a higher level. ”

"Yes! Be! Genius adult, I'll order you takeout and ask for boiled fish! Celebrate your achievements and dominate the rivers and lakes. Mao Yue couldn't help laughing and teasing Zheng sighed.

Sure enough, Zheng sighed and said: "You are undefeated in the East!" ”

"Zheng Si is really powerful, he actually knows that Dongfang is undefeated." Mao Yue continued to tease Zheng sigh.

Zheng Si glanced at her and said proudly: "Of course I know it today, all the TV series, I have watched it all today." ”

"Then why are you called Zheng Si?" Mao Yue suddenly asked curiously.

"I picked it up myself today, but the cat is very good-looking, and I am deeply impressed." Zheng replied arrogantly.

"However, Zheng Si is a male cat!!" Mao Yue complained.

"Who said women are inferior to men!" Zheng replied.

Mao Yue looked at Zheng Si's new black and white fur, and asked curiously: "You cat clan, will the color of the fur change after the Heavenly Tribulation?" ”

"Of course not, this is a disguise, the pretender, do you understand! Stupid kitten. Zheng sighed angrily.

Mao Yue pouted: "You sneaked out again this time?" ”

I saw Zheng Si slam over the remote control with one paw, turn on the TV, and look weak, Mao Yue suddenly understood.

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The next day, it was work time again, and Mao Yue was about to go out to work. Zheng Si was no longer willing to stay at home alone, and said that he wanted to go with her.

Mao Yue looked at Zheng Si's appearance, thinking about the various situations that would occur when she took it on the bus, and she had a headache.

After thinking about it, she took a taxi and took Zheng Si to the Eight Eyes Bridge. Over there, one person and one cat wandered for a long time, and finally chose a women's battery car with a huge basket.

After Mao Yue paid, Zheng Sifei jumped up and sat in the basket.

Mao Yue rode her new mount, the little electric donkey, and walked in the direction of the high-tech zone, Zheng sighed in the basket in front, looking left and right, looking surprised.

"Mom, look, look, there's a little yellow tiger." At the traffic light, a little girl sat in the back seat of the battery car, pulled her mother's shirt, and said loudly.

The woman riding the battery car also turned her head to look over, looked at it fixedly, and said, "Belle, don't be afraid!" It's not a little tiger, it's a little kitten. ”

The little girl shouted, "Mommy, you liar, cats are small." ”

When Mao Yue heard this, she looked embarrassed, and hurriedly explained: "Children, this is really not a little tiger, it is my cat." Uh, it's just a little fat! Fattened a little! ”