At night, a gentle breeze blows through the streets, and the weeping willows on the side of the street rustle.

After the evening battle, Zhang Xiaoqiang went home early to sleep.

This night, he slept very deeply, and the sound of snoring intertwined with a melodious tune.

I don't know how long I slept, but Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was asleep, faintly heard a noisy movement in his ears, he frowned and struggled to squint.

Through the crack, he could see a slight glow shining through the edge of the door, but he remembered that the lights were not turned on when he entered, and that he was the only one living in the rented house, and there were no other roommates.

Don't......

Damn! Thinking of a possibility, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped up from the bed with a grunt.

Won't it ...... Those robbers are here for revenge!!

So far, Zhang Xiaoqiang has not been able to figure out what happened at night.

In his head, the fragments of memories are leveled out by the bald gang!

But reason tells him that this is an impossible thing. It must be that the brain was broken and there was a whim, otherwise how to explain these bruises and scars on the body.

Damn it! You've fought and you've fought! Scolding and scolding! What do you want to do now? Do you want to kill people!? I'm cǎo! Do you want to kill them all like this!?

Thinking that I am only 20 years old, I have not been able to make due contributions to the development of the country and world peace, and if I die like this, it is really a bit ...... Alack! Alas!

Alarm! Call the police!

In a panic, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately thought of the respectable and lovely police uncle.

But when he took out the mobile phone on his body, he took a look...... Okay! Mobile phones have become handhelds.

The whole body fits together perfectly, and it really responds to the line in the sales advertisement: we only make the thinnest mobile phone.

There must be no hope for the police, Zhang Xiaocheng turned his head and looked at the wide-open window next to him.

If you use the help of hanging outdoor air conditioning cabinets and drainage pipes, you can sneak to the bottom of the building and escape.

But...... When Zhang Xiaoqiang got up and looked down at the window, the height of the 6-story building made him dispel the thoughts in his heart.

Just kidding, if he falls during the climbing, the end will definitely be more "fitting" than the "handheld" in his hand.

At this moment, there was a sudden rhythmic rhythm outside the house, and Zhang Xiaoqiang listened to it with his ears up, which was quite familiar.

"Ahh Ya Butterfly! ”

I'm cǎo! What's going on!? Could it be that these guys are going to give me ......

Thinking of some discordant pictures, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was tight!

As the so-called blessing is not a curse, it is a disaster that cannot be avoided, since ancient times Huashan is a road, Lao Tzu does not go to hell, who ...... Uh, after brushing two handfuls of hair, Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to cry without tears!

Now the situation is already obvious, and the mob is blocked outside.

If you want to escape, there is only one way to go forward.

But in this way, it is bound to clash with the thugs, but thinking about his budding chrysanthemums and the cardamom years that have not yet begun, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to risk his death.

Men, I'd rather live standing up! Never die on your knees!

This battle! Win and escape from Ascension! Lost, chrysanthemum becomes a "smiley face"!

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had made up his mind, stood up and cautiously touched the door, and he leaned against the door panel and listened for a while.

Outside the house, there was only the pleasure of the familiar goddess, he subconsciously swallowed and foamed, and then reached out to unscrew the lock of the room door, gently pushed the doorknob, and the door slowly opened.

The moment the door opened, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a man and a woman eagerly touching each other on the computer screen in the living room, and then a strange figure leaned back on the stool, not noticing the movement behind him.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't think about going up to have a one-on-one battle with the other party, but he was afraid that there would be other bandits outside the door.

So for the sake of safety, Zhang Xiaoqiang still dispelled the idea of sneak attack.

Immediately, tiptoeing outward like jumping a rope.

is worthy of being the teacher Aoi who accompanied Zhang Xiaoqiang through countless lonely nights, and at the critical moment of life and death, he did not hesitate to sacrifice his hue to attract "firepower" for Zhang Xiaoqiang, a revolutionary friend.

In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang just wants to say: Sino-Japanese friendship!! Love knows no bounds!!

Holding his breath, Zhang Xiaoqiang was extremely careful with every step he moved, for fear of disturbing the man sitting in front of him.

But the tragedy still happened, Zhang Xiaoqiang had just left the door with his front foot, and before his back foot could follow up, the man turned his head violently.

At the right time, the eyes were facing each other, the body was stiff, Zhang Xiaoqiang and the man maintained their current posture as if they were pressed, only Mr. Cang's beautiful voice kept screaming "generation, generation, generation".

I rub! This shape is ...... "turtle!" Immortal! Person!? ”

With a bald head, white eyebrows, and a mustache, the character in front of him is not the obscene old man in the anime Dragon Ball.

And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was wondering why his bald head had become an old man in a blink of an eye, the old man suddenly jumped up like a needle pricked his ass, and then pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang's nose with his eyes crossed and shouted: "The eighth thousand-year-old king, the thousand-year-old turtle!" What do you say, boy!? You call me a turtle!? Is the old man so old!? ”

"Uh...... So who are you...... Wang Ba!? was also frightened by the other party's sudden anger, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly changed his words.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it.

Just kidding, isn't that death? Needless to say, the old man must be mad.

But what happened next completely made Zhang Xiaoqiang's outlook on life collapse.

There was no abuse, no beating, and the old man sat down so quietly.

After sitting down, he reached out and touched Wang Laoji, who was resting on the table, raised his head and poured a mouthful, burped and said, "Well, this is about the same, in fact, I haven't lived as much as a thousand years." ”

Speechless!

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who heard the words, called a storm waterfall sweat, his heart was like a thousand horses rushing by, and he was stunned for a long time, before he came back to his senses from the other party's "strange theory", he paused, and asked: "Who are you?" Why are you here with me? ”

"Me!? The old man is your agent. ”

"What!?" A bewildered face! Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were as round as the roof bulb: "You are my economic person!?" What kind of homo economicus? ”

Sighing lightly, the old man shook his head and responded, "Did you sign an agreement with the Soul Realm live broadcast platform?" The old man was sent over there to assist you. ”

"Ah~" Zhang Xiaoqiang remembered the registration of the Internet café at night, and he patted his head in a trance: "Oh, it turns out that you are from the platform...... Alas, wait, no...... How did you get into my house? ”

"Hehe," the old man laughed meaningfully, but no matter how he heard this laughter, it made people feel creepy: "The old man naturally came in with you, to be precise, he was attached to you and brought in by you." ”

"What!!" As soon as this statement comes out, it should never be worse than getting into a lump of in a pit filled with water.

Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped back a step, crossed his arms horizontally and vertically in front of his chest, and posed in a "bumpy man" shape and said, "Old man, are you honest, which hospital did you run out of?" ”

The old man smiled indifferently: "Hehe, the platform is opened!" Anchor task generation...... Provocation in front of robbers. ”

Familiar words, hearing the words, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned and stood on the spot: "You, you are the ...... System tone!! ”