"Fighting, fighting the Holy Buddha? You say that guy is Monkey King!? Almost didn't hit his chin on the table, Zhang Xiaoqiang's stunned exclamation attracted the sideways glances of the diners around him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled and leaned over to the old pig, lowered his voice and continued to ask, "Is this ...... How can it be? Isn't Lao Sun already a Buddha? How can he be a Buddha in the next Dao mortal world? ”

The old pig chewed the ingredients in his mouth and splashed juice and said: "No one stipulates that the Buddha cannot be reincarnated, and the Buddha also has to be reincarnated in the next session, and the Buddha must also observe the people's feelings in the next session, for example, I came here this time to understand what human life is like in the 21st century." In your words, it means going to the grassroots, coming from the masses, and going to the masses. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang thought about it, if the gods and Buddhas are all in the sky and can't come down to understand and solve the human suffering, then who will worship them in the future? To put it bluntly, it's all for fame and fortune!

But thinking so in his heart, Zhang Xiaoqiang was not stupid enough to say it.

He paused, and then asked, "Even if the Buddha can be in the next session, why do you feel that change...... Uh, weirdos...... Why do you think that weird guy is Wukong? ”

"Speculation, speculation."

"Huh? Speculate? Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little suspenseful: "What speculation?" ”

"This is very complicated, and you probably don't understand it."

"Damn! Brother Pig, I don't like to listen to what you say, I'm Xiaoqiang, I'm also a person who has watched more than 300 episodes of Conan, and my brother's reasoning ability is absolutely crushing. ”

"Really?" The old pig lowered his eyelids: "Then why are you still asking me?" Reason for yourself. Oh yes, who is Conan? Amazing, isn't it? ”

"Oh, he's a character who dies wherever he goes."

"You just say youkai, you can't get it." The old pig's face was full of disdain.

Speechless.

"Hehe, he said that he was a monster and made a living, anyway, he was full of power and one person was over...... Let's get down to business, what is your basis? ”

"Youkai!" Old pig repeats.

"I'll go! Brother Pig, let's skip the above topic and get to the point! ”

"I'm talking about the right thing."

"Huh?"

"Alas~ So it's time for your kid's IQ to recharge." The old man in his head teased him.

"No, what the hell do you two mean they are swollen?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was depressed.

"Didn't the old pig already answer your question? Monster! What is Sun Wukong's favorite thing to do? Slay the demons! ”

"Nonsense! Everyone on this earth knows it, but what does this and that person have to do with it? Don't tell me he attacked two places and there are youkai!? ”

"Didn't you?"

"Is there one?"

"Yes...... Or not? "Give the old man a "back and forth", Zhang Xiaoqiang also began to be unsure.

"Alas~" sighed lightly, and the old man replied helplessly: "You check what are the vehicle brands that were lost in the last auto show." ”

"This ...... Does it have anything to do with what we're talking about now? ”

"It has a lot to do with it!" Again, the old pig and the old man spoke in unison.

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who couldn't figure out the situation, could only take out his old antiques, look at the small screen and type: "Come out, the brands of the lost vehicles are BMW, Jaguar, Land Rover...... Is there anything wrong with this? What does this have to do with youkai? ”

"You read the last word of the license plate again."

"Horse, leopard...... Tiger ...... "I didn't feel anything at all, but the more I read Zhang Xiaoqiang, the more frightened I became, and the look on my face became more and more stunned: "These are all ......"

"Hmph, after the monkey becomes a Buddha, he loves to clean up monsters, how can there be so many monsters in the sky to clean up for him, so I'll see you next time...... Most of them are monsters. The old pig continued to eat as usual, as if everything he said was a matter of course.

But what he said fell into Zhang Xiaoqiang's ears, but he was extremely shocked.

Recalling the content of Journey to the West, the westbound foursome encountered a lot of mutated monsters on the way to learn the scriptures, such as Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian, Golden Horn and Silver Horn, etc., almost without exception are changed by animals.

So on balance, there is indeed a theoretical basis for weirdos to mistake cars like BMW for monsters.

"That'...... How do you explain a beauty salon? It's full of people there, and he has nothing to do with cutting people's hair? When the words fell, Zhang Xiaoqiang seemed to think of something violently, and patted his head: "I'm grass!" Non-mainstream! Could it be the ...... of the clerks?"

According to the content of the news report, the shopkeepers who were attacked were basically hairstylists, and all of those guys were washing, cutting and blowing, which was really similar to the hairstyles of the monsters in Journey to the West.

"Uncle, according to what you say, that guy is really ...... Sun Dasheng! ”

Speechless! Quite speechless!

Zhang Xiaoqiang really couldn't accept the fight to defeat the Buddha in a dignified fight, and the next time he ran to the world to do the business of smashing and robbing.

"Alas, I said old man, you old boy should have news when the Great Sage came down, why haven't I heard from you?"

"Hehe, that monkey didn't dump the Jade Emperor before he became a Buddha, and after he became a Buddha, who do you think can control him? He, a typical disorganized, undisciplined representative, regards the laws of the heavenly realm as nothing! Without waiting for the old man to reply, the old pig preemptively criticized the monkey.

In this regard, the old man was very reluctant and smiled bitterly: "What Bajie said is right, the Great Sage is now thinking that he is jumping out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, but whatever he wants to do, no one can really control him." This time, most of them were also different from each other, and they did not go through the relevant procedures for approval. Otherwise, I'm sure I'll get the news. ”

"Holy! So what now? You will allow the great sage to make such a mess in the world...... Uh, monster hunting? ”

"Well...... It's really a bit troublesome, but as long as we can meet him, the old man will have a way to explain to him your identity in the world, so that he can follow you, and the problem will be solved. ”

"I'm grass! Really? Tell Brother Monkey to follow me? ”

The scene of Tang Seng learning scriptures began to appear in his mind...... Uncle, if you tie Brother Monkey to your side, who the would dare to bully Lao Tzu?

"Hurry up, say, where can I find Brother Monkey!" The bright future is already making Zhang Xiaoqiang hungry and thirsty.

"Uh...... It's not easy to find the Great Sage. The old man's tone was full of embarrassment.

"That is, the monkey is uncertain, and he wants to find him for 108,000 miles? It's hard. The old pig immediately added.

"Alas~ what should I do?" Hearing that there was no play in looking for monkeys, Zhang Xiaoqiang's interest decreased greatly.

"It's not like there's nothing you can do, though."

"Oh? Do you have a way, old man? Quick, quick, let's hear it. ”

"Hehe, it's up to you to think about it."

"Me!?"

"That's right!"

"What can I think?"

"The Great Sage seems to want to kill demons this time, what you want to think about is where there are many demons here, as long as we are sure of this, the chance of encountering him will be greatly increased."

"Damn! What do I say to you? You're not talking nonsense, I'm not a Taoist, where can I find a monster? ”

"Alas~ Of course it's not for you to find the real monster, think about the news scene, aren't you inspired?"

"News?" Looking up at the ceiling, Zhang Xiaoqiang stroked his elbow and pondered for a while, and suddenly he suddenly turned back and clapped his hands and shouted, "There is, I think of one." ”

"What!?" The old pig and the old man all asked.

Zhang Xiaoqiang said word by word: "Taobao Tmall!! ”