Chapter 47 Serial Major Car Accidents
After completing this performance perfectly, Jiang Yan's life returned to peace.
A month later, with the joint efforts of the four brothers, Jiang Yan's studio was officially established, of which Jiang Yan took 70% of the shares, and the other three each took 10%. It's not that Jiang Yan is reluctant to give more, but the three of them resolutely don't want to.
During this period, after a month of treatment by Jiang Yan, Qin Lang's illness was finally cured, and Lin Chuyin's eyes had also regained their brightness. I have to say that everything is going in a good direction.
In the process of everything being carried out in an orderly manner, the time imperceptibly entered June. After a few months, the songs of Music Fengyun Network have provided Jiang Yan with millions of income, and in the past three months, "Dou Po" has helped Jiang Yan collect as much as 70 or 80 million income. At the same time, the publishing rights of "Liao Zhai" serialized on Weibo were sold, adding another 6 million in revenue.
In just three months, Jiang Yan became a billionaire, making Jiang Yan think that he was dreaming.
On this day, Jiang Yan was looking at several film and television scripts that his subordinates had changed according to his chat, when he suddenly heard a mobile phone ringtone.
"Hey! Mother! What's the matter? Seeing that it was his mother calling, Jiang Yan asked.
Mom: "It's June 5th, and your sister will take the college entrance examination the day after tomorrow, are you busy?" Come back without being busy! ”
Jiang Yan: "So fast! Return! Return! I'll go back tomorrow. Nothing is as important as my Xiaoxue's college entrance examination! Mom, don't worry, even if the volcano erupts and the flash flood blocks the road, I will rush back before the seventh. ”
"Don't be poor with me, come back! That's it! As she spoke, my mother hung up the phone.
My son has a chance, so I don't have to nag about myself.
"This" Holding the mobile phone, Jiang Yan was speechless for a while.
Are you hanging? That's all I have to say! Wait for me to say a few words! Say goodbye and say goodbye seeyouleter, okay?
Putting down the phone, Jiang Yan put away a few scripts, how can this matter be as important as the old sister's college entrance examination!
Thinking like this, Jiang Yan called Liu Busy and said that he was going to leave for a few days, and asked them to keep an eye on the studio and contact him if they had something.
The next day, Jiang Yan, who was in a happy mood, drove a car on a rampage on the highway and sang loudly in the direction of his home.
"I'm going to go from south to north, and I'm going to go from white to black!"
"I want people to see me, but they don't know who I am!"
This song "Fake Monk", which he liked very much in his previous life, Jiang Yan did not have the right opportunity to move him to this world, but this did not prevent Jiang Yan from singing and playing by himself!
Who says you can't sing songs that haven't been released? Didn't you?!
While singing, Jiang Yan watched as the car in front of him began to slow down and slowly stopped. Fortunately, Jiang Yan reacted in time and didn't kiss him!
Jiang Yan looked ahead, huh! Something big has happened to this guy!
A series of car accidents!
A tragic serial car accident!
There were no casualties!
Looking at the few people in front of you getting together to tear up, it should be a few car owners who have been in a car accident.
"It's new! There was a car accident, and there was a work station to tear it together. Why didn't buddy think about bringing a bucket of popcorn and sitting while eating and watching the excitement? Listening to Jiang Yan standing by the car complaining, a car owner next to him was about to vomit!
Are you a human being?
This guy drove all the way with Jiang Yan and listened to Jiang Yan sing all the way.
Still going from south to north? It depends on the degree of tearing and spirit of the buddies who had a car accident in front of them. I guess it's about the same as if you went from white to black. Do you need to do it, buddy, I see that you are here to watch the excitement and get tired of watching and then pour you a bowl of water?
This guy was secretly complaining, and suddenly thought:, this grandson is too powerful, he brainwashed his buddy so quickly. Just his broken song, buddy actually memorized the lyrics unconsciously?
Ignoring this buddy's resentment because of the traffic jam, Jiang Yan watched the excitement with relish.
I saw a big fat man open his mouth and point to a thin man: "Let me tell you, you broke my car and lost money, you have to lose money, and you don't do it for less than fifty." ”
"Fifty? There are no doors! The thin man is quite tough, "Just twenty love or not!" ”
"Twenty? You sent the begging for food! When the fat man heard this, he was not happy to give twenty, and he was about to roll up his sleeves.
A short man on the side who looked like a persuasion hurriedly stopped and said, "I said you two brothers, why don't we get out of the way first and let the big guy go over and then tear it up?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the fat and thin people turned their faces.
The thin man pointed at the short man's head: "You are a bad color, if you didn't almost hit me, would I have bumped into him to avoid you?" You're going to be talking cool. ”
This time, the fat man hated the same enemy: "Yes, tell you, you can't run away!" ”
A tall man on the side interjected: "Yes, it's just annoying people like you, it's all caused by you, and you're still talking cool while watching the excitement." This kind of person owes a lot! ”
As soon as he opened his mouth, the servant almost hit him, and pointed at him: "Don't talk, if you hadn't bumped into him (me), would he (me) have almost bumped into me (him)?" ”
Good guys, let's fight again!
Jiang Yan watched it with relish, and at this time, Jiang Yan also exposed the characteristics of other people, and it was not a big deal to watch the excitement.
I finally waited until the traffic police came. Now the matter can be solved!
Everyone thought so, but saw that things were not going in the direction they thought.
"What's going on? Let's talk about the situation! ”
"What's the smell?" Jiang Yan looked at the street sign, hey, I'm in Tianjin, don't you smell like this!
When the foursome saw that the traffic police were coming, they all spoke around the traffic police, for fear that they would be slow to speak, and the responsibility would be pushed on themselves.
The four of you say a word to me, and the traffic police are all big at the ear.
"Stop! Stop! I can understand your twitter, come and tell me if you know what happened, let's solve it quickly, and you can leave quickly, right? ”
At this time, I saw the co-pilot of the car behind the four people coming down with sunglasses, he was the closest, and he must have seen it most clearly!
"Comrade policeman, I know what happened, let me tell you!" He turned his face to the thin man.
"Hey! Hi hi! Who do you say to me when I stand still? The police wondered.
"That, Uncle Policeman, I'm not blind, but don't look at me blind, I'm clear. I was in a car with the deaf, and the deaf man made it clear to me, "This thing is making a fuss, and this shows that the situation is still a blind man."
"If you can't see it, just go back to the car and sit down, and come out to mix?" The police chased away the blind man, "Come and see with your own eyes." ”
At this time, another person came out on the side: "Uncle policeman, I'll tell you, that's it!" I see! I'll tell you about it! ”
As soon as the police heard it, they just talked about you, and they couldn't tell you tomorrow?
"Don't talk about it, we'll have to finish dinner here when you're done!" The black line on the policeman's head is getting heavier and heavier, "Come on with a sharp mouth." ”
"Oops! I come, my mouth is sharp, and my eyes are not blind. Another man came over.
"Uncle policeman, don't you listen to my sharp mouth, saying that a lama has come to the south." When the police heard this, why is there still a matter of monks here?
Just listen to this neat-mouthed buddy continue: "I have five catties of soles in my hand. A dumb man came to the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. ”
When the police heard this, what kind of thing was this: "What are you doing?" ”
"Me! I'm talking about cross talk! This guy replied quite slippery.
"Hey, you're here to say cross talk, right? Let me tell you what happened. "The police are also in a hurry.
When I heard the cross talk, I suddenly realized: "What happened! You said it earlier! ”
As soon as the policeman concentrated on hearing what he said, he heard this guy say: "I don't know what happened, I didn't see it!" ”
Burst!
The police vomited blood.
Well, let's deal with the subject first! What's the line to do with this blockage?
The police were just about to deal with the four people, when they saw the thin man take his mobile phone and look at the time, and said, "I made an appointment to meet someone, I have to be late, let me call first."
He took his mobile phone and went to make a call, and the traffic police were just about to say something to the other three people, when the fat man's mobile phone came to mind.
The fat man answered the phone: "Hey, buddy, where are you?" ”
Opposite: "Me, didn't I drive a fat truck to scrape, he made me lose money, I can't go away from this block!" ”
Fat man: "Scrape someone's car!" I'll tell your brother, throw twenty dollars and leave! ”
Opposite: "The fat man said, don't do it for less than fifty!" ”
Well, now everyone understands!
The thin man walked over: "I want to see you!" ”
Fat Man: "Isn't that something out of nowhere?" If you knew about this, what kind of money is there to talk about! ”
The thin man also said: "Let's go, brother, I'll repair your car!" ”
Fat man: "No, my car has been scraped a long time ago, and you didn't get it at all!" ”
Shorty: "I'll tell you two, how the hell are you going to solve this?" Still tear it up? ”
"Get out!" The two spoke in unison.
The traffic police took a look, yes, I don't have to deal with it!
After an hour of tearing up, it ended with such an unexpected ending. At this hour, Jiang Yan felt as happy as watching a sketch. I feel that there is such a joke, even if it is blocked for another hour, I am willing!
The car accident quartet started the car under the reluctant gaze of everyone. Traffic is back to normal again.
Jiang Yan drove his bulletproof version of the 7 Series and blended into the traffic, and he heard Jiang Yan's singing voice from a distance.
"If you see I'm a little tired, pour me a bowl of water. If you're already in love with me, kiss me on the mouth. ”
"I think you're tired!" This guy complained and also blended into the traffic.
While driving the car, Jiang Yan was happy.
It's a big deal! Buddies can't go home quietly, and every time something strange happens.
The scalper is not convinced, it is your own sinkhole attribute, whoever is around you will be unlucky, and it is strange that you can be fine.
No matter what others do, anyway, after experiencing a strange series of car accidents, Jiang Yan arrived home smoothly.
In front of the car hearing the door, it was my sister Jiang Hanxue who heard the sound of the car coming out.
"Brother, is this the car you bought? BMW 7 Series! My sister looked around the car, stretched out her hand and touched it and asked, "This car costs two or three million!" ”
"So-so, more than eight million!" Jiang Yan had a stinky face.
"I'll go, I said brother! Are you stupid! Don't you know if you're slaughtered? This car is worth two million at most! My sister looked distressed.
"You know what! Your brother and I have this car is custom-made, bulletproof, and the kind that won't be blown over even if it is pressed to the ground! Jiang Yan looked proud, and almost wrote on his face, "Praise me!" Praise me for knowing the goods! ”
Outcome.
"Brother, you still say you're not stupid? Aren't you stupid and spend millions more on a feature you can't use? My sister rolled her eyes, "Who do you think you are?" Will someone assassinate you? It's bulletproof, it's mine-proof, you think it's Africa! The brother and sister walked noisily into the courtyard.
Get! Jiang Yan was nakedly despised!
Cut! Brother is not as knowledgeable as you, his hair is long and his knowledge is short!
Who is your brother?
Your brother is the man who wants to become an international superstar, the man who wants to stand at the top of the food chain!
Thinking of this, Jiang Yan felt nauseous.
Because Ya thought of Bei Ye from the man standing at the top of the food chain.
Thought of crunchy, chicken flavor!