Chapter 113: How the Monkey Heats Milk
"Wait, Uncle Eight, are you sure you're not telling a joke?" Ling Yu had heard of this joke, telling the story of a fox who repaid his kindness, a farmer who saved an injured fox, and the fox disappeared after his injuries were healed.
However, every morning after that, the farmer could see a cup of hot milk in the kitchen, and he thought it was a fox to repay the favor, so he didn't care, and drank milk every day when he got up. After a while, he thought it was strange, so he got up in the middle of the night to sneak a peek at what was going on.
But he saw it...... The fox was jerking at the cup......
Although Uncle Eight is not talking about a fox or a farmer, this is too similar, right? The same plot, but with a different role.
"I'm not joking, do you think I'm joking? Although I was bored, uncle, I was not bored enough to tell you jokes to pass the time. Keep listening, I'm not done yet. The eighth uncle touched his beard.
"At first I didn't know it was the monkey's hot milk, but I secretly got up this morning to see what was going on, do you know what I saw?" The eighth uncle pretended to be mysterious.
Oh, what else can there be, just see it masturbating, eighth uncle, you say you're bored, don't tell me this kind of story, right? We are pure people, we talk about pure words, we do pure things, and **** didn't bring you to tell me this? There is no sense of substitution at all.
Well, no kidding. Ling Yu shook his head very seriously.
"Hey, you don't know, do you? I know you don't know, let me tell you, that monkey is giving me hot milk, smart, isn't it? The eighth uncle stroked his beard proudly.
"How did he heat the milk?" Ling Yu said.
The eighth uncle immediately stopped talking when he heard this, why is it hot? "Let's not talk about this, it's good that it can use its advantages to warm milk, I want you to show you why that monkey is so smart, and see if you can help me get it back." You know, it doesn't know where to go except when it comes back in the morning. ”
Ling Yu was very curious about how the monkey warmed the milk. How hot? Firing? It doesn't seem difficult for a monkey to make a fire, but it will burn down the kitchen. With a gas stove? I guess it doesn't have that much knowledge, boiling water? This shouldn't be ...... either
"Okay, I'll be over at five o'clock tomorrow morning......"
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In the early hours of the next morning.
Ling Yu had sneaked to the eighth uncle's house a long time ago, but he didn't go into the house, but squatted not far away to observe. For him, who has night vision, he doesn't need to light the lamp and doesn't worry about disturbing the monkeys.
It didn't take long to see one, the monkey tiptoed into the kitchen, the monkey was not large, only sixty or seventy centimeters tall, but the body was very dexterous.
Through the window, Ling Yu was also curious about how the monkey was heating the milk......
Look left and right, no one. The monkey lightly filled the milk, a small half cup, and ......
Burst! I'll go!
Ling Yu couldn't cry or laugh, and almost laughed out loud, this was too ...... That's what, right? Well, the monkey didn't masturbate, which is very surprising, but I have to say that it is very smart, and the eighth uncle is really blessed, and it is not easy to drink the monkey's urine......
When the monkey came out, Ling Yu immediately controlled the monkey with his mental power, and now Ling Yu's mental power can control such a monkey without a problem.
"Eighth Uncle, you ......" Just as he had controlled the monkey, Ling Yu saw Eighth Uncle tiptoe into the kitchen, and then picked up the cup and drank it...... Ling Yu was about to call him, but after thinking about it, he had been drinking for a few days anyway, and he didn't care about drinking for an extra day......
After the eighth uncle finished drinking, Ling Yu went into the house.
"Eighth uncle, I caught the monkey for you, well, it's really smart." Well, I know how to heat milk in this way, not to mention how smart it is, it's simply the best in the world! Nima has seen all kinds of strange things, but I have never seen such a strange thing!
The eighth uncle didn't behave abnormally, but he couldn't put down the monkey, "Just catch it, just catch it!" Ha, Xiao Yu, can you help me train it, so that it will follow me in the future, well, it's best to train it to boil water and make a fire. ”
Ling Yu couldn't help but laugh.
Are you stupid or pretending to be stupid? Don't you know how it heats milk? Don't you smell weird? Shouldn't it, no expression at all? Can you drink this?
I'll give you thirty-two thumbs up!
Ling Yu secretly admired in his heart and gave a thumbs up!
But this training, I can't, the monkey is smart, and Ling Yu also wants to know why it is so smart. To be precise, the behavior is suspicious, extremely suspicious!
"Eighth uncle, I can't do anything, it's pretty good now, um, but I can know where it usually goes, can it be borrowed for me, I found its residence, and then see if I can help you persuade it to come back, what do you think?"
There must be a demon when things are impermanent, this monkey is very shrewd, Ling Yu feels that it is very likely to have something to do with the refining system! It could be something eaten, it could be the same as the Black Wind. The giant snake that appeared last time made Ling Yu even more worried, was there really other creatures related to the refining system in this world?
I don't know!
Must check!
The monkey is a breakthrough.
The eighth uncle hesitated for a moment and agreed. Ling Yu didn't know what Eighth Uncle seemed to have about the monkey's peeing matter? Why does he still seem to like it? Is monkey urine delicious? Comparable to monkey wine? Or...... Taste it too?
Vomit...... Forget it, disgusting.
After returning home with the monkeys, Ling Yu found Black Wind and asked them to help him hear what the monkey was saying. The language of the animals is more or less common, Ling Yu doesn't plan to refine it, refining doesn't require too much energy and physical strength, the key is that the feeding consumption is large.
"Black Wind, listen to what it's saying. Flowey, meow, you come too. Ling Yu used his mental power to control the monkey and asked it—where are you from? Where do you spend your day?
Ling Yu didn't understand what the monkeys were talking about, but Hei Feng probably understood.
"Master, it said it came from over there."
"It lives over there, it seems to be in the mountains."
"Oh? Over there? Ling Yu followed the direction they said, wasn't that in the mountains?
Ling Yu held his chin, he had many doubts in his heart, from the monkey, he felt the information related to the giant snake, and also felt the breath of creatures fed with refined food, such as the Persian cat, the five dogs of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth.
It's so weird!
No, "Condor, let's go to the mountains, and the rest of us stay at home, don't let strangers into the house, you know?" ”
Then Ling Yu controlled the monkey, the Divine Eagle, that is, the eagle he refined to drive away all kinds of birds. The reason why I took it there is because it is more familiar with the deep mountains and old forests, and it is more familiar.
What the hell is it? Can a monkey be so smart?
PS: Thanks to the genius Qiluno for the tip! Sorry, I forgot the time to write my homework...... Ask for recommendation support!