What is the real life of an exorcist?

Three words can be summed up: train, battle, train.

The Black Order has a large number of exploration troops, scattered around the world like beans. With a large headcount comes a huge amount of information. This information has been screened, analyzed, and summarized by the Order, and the consolidated conclusions are sent to the Command Chamber, where Komui issues the mission.

The exorcist only needs to set off when the quest appears.

It sounds lighthearted, but it's not.

Because the number of exorcists is so small.

There were fewer than 40 people who had been holyly chosen as apostles, including the marshal. And any exploration force is more than this number, and there is a trend of continuous growth in recent years.

Exorcists are just a drop in the bucket for this world.

This also results in each exorcist not returning to the Order for more than three days at a time to rest.

Because quests appear randomly anywhere in the world, taking the train has become a common occurrence for exorcists. Sometimes, two-thirds of the time an exorcist spends on a mission is spent on the train.

Exorcists are lonely, with few peers and many demons, making it difficult for exorcists to meet each other, and most of the time they fight on their own.

Most of the exorcists on the journey sit silently on the train, looking at the scenery outside the window in a daze.

Occasionally, because of his strange clothes, he endures the white eyes and criticism of the ordinary people around him.

So Kanda's stinky temper is not unreasonable, and people who have been lonely for a long time are not very easy to talk to.

Li Xianhua thought that he would be free after leaving the Order, but now he found that his lifestyle did not seem to have changed much, it was still a train, a battle, a train.

In addition to the color of the coat on the body.

Li Xianhua got up early today to catch the earliest train to Orlanda. He was still a little sleepy at this time, holding a newspaper in his hand and yawning boredly.

Li Xianhua read the "Times", the oldest newspaper in Britain, which was established even older than the Black Order. His favorite part of the newspaper was "Strange Facts", which often talked about haunted things: Hampton Court Palace's ghost photos, Bloody Mary, the haunted Tower of London, and so on.

The reason for liking these is also very simple, these supernatural events are often related to demons, and some events are even handled by Li Xianhua himself.

For example, the famous Jack the Ripper, who is actually just a lv2 demon, entered the city from the sewers of London, hid in the Whitechapel in the East End of London to commit crimes, and was later blocked by Li Xianhua at the door of the church and killed with one shot. As a result, the frightened priest mistakenly thought that Li Xianhua was the ripper, and the next day's newspaper reported that the ripper's eyes would glow, and Li Xianhua laughed and laughed, and since then he has fallen in love with reading newspapers.

In his own words, he loves to see what he looks like in the eyes of others.

There are often some strange rental information in the newspapers, which is a secret contact between Li Xianhua and the Order's exploration troops, and through rental advertisements, Li Xianhua can learn about some of the Order's movements in time.

But today there was a piece of news outside the reading range that caught his attention.

A laboratory at a university in the United Kingdom announced that they had developed a new type of catheter with excellent performance, and then attached a string of data.

Li Xianhua couldn't understand these at all, and his attention was only on the last sentence: they decided to name this material: electron tube.

The tube was the basic material for the first generation of computers, and this technology is currently only in the hands of the Black Order.

"It's boring, if there is no Komui in this, I will broadcast live"

Li Xianhua shook his head, turned around and lay down in his seat, covering his face with a newspaper: "I'm a ghost on the air, what do they like to do, now these things have nothing to do with me." ”

By his side, Aryadi was not there.

This beautiful and sexy female demon still doesn't trust Li Xianhua, and in her heart, she still misses Crowley. She really wanted to go to Crowley and continue to find a secluded place to live with him, or, return to the Millennium Earl, and continue the promising job of killing people, anyway, with her beauty, killing evolved easily.

Either way is better than following an exorcist around!

Especially this exorcist has the ability to kill himself at any time.

Li Xianhua didn't stop her, but just said: "The next time we meet, I won't show mercy." ”

Aryadi hesitated, bowed to Li Xianhua and left.

Li Xianhua didn't have any feelings about this, it was originally a whim, and he didn't think about pretending to be a virgin to influence the demon.

The Black Thorn Quartet was sent to China by him, and now he is alone again.

"Excuse me! Can I sit here? A giggling male voice, with a soft tone, seems to care about nothing, very familiar.

Li Xianhua didn't say anything.

"Asleep? Haha, if you don't speak, I'll take you as an agreement. ”

The person who came sat on the seat opposite Li Xianhua.

Boom!

The sound of boxes smashing on the ground, accompanied by the smell of dust and sweat.

Under the newspaper, Li Xianhua sniffled.

This guy smells so big. Migrant workers?

Come to think of it, I deliberately looked for a cheap car at the back, and rich people generally don't come here.

Originally, the figure was pure, but now

"Oops, saved! Carrying a heavy suitcase all the way to catch the train, I almost died of exhaustion on the road. ”

The person who came talked to himself, not tired at all, but quite excited, as if meeting this seat was a great blessing in his life.

"It's noisy," Li Xianhua muttered in a low voice.

"Friend, what are you talking about?" Someone heard it.

"I'm sleeping, can you be quiet?" Li Xianhua remained motionless, letting the hot breath in his mouth hit the newspaper and reflect it on his face.

"Ah, the road is so long, how boring it is to sleep, let's chat."

“”

"Dude, do you know how to play poker?"

“”

"Don't be so restrictive, I can teach you if you don't, my poker skills are very good."

“”

"But a few days ago, I met a little ghost, and my card skills are even better than mine, and the three of us are not his opponents, tsk, even the panties have lost"

With this kind of embarrassing record, the people who came actually chatted with relish and looked very happy.

Li Xianhua stood up helplessly, he took a deep breath, and the newspaper was pasted on his face.

"The world of **** is always full of happiness." After Li Xianhua finished speaking, he walked to the back carriage.

"To say such a rude thing, haha," the person who came was not angry at all, "man, happiness is a human talent, and has nothing to do with intelligence. ”

As he spoke, he took out his teacup from his large pocket.

In this era, those who carry teacups with them are by no means hygienic, but a sign of poverty.

Judging from the cup, it is indeed poor - there are two large gaps in the outer edge of the cup.

"Gee, where's the coffee that Izzy prepared for me?"

Stinky socks, unwashed panties, and half sausages flew out of the big pockets

"Here it is!" The man had a bag of black stuff in his hand.

"This TM is also called coffee? It's coffee grounds! ”

The pungent smell of inferior coffee, mixed with the smell of feet, drifted into Li Xianhua's nostrils far away, and Li Xianhua, who has been popularizing coffee knowledge by Li Nali all the year round, moved his nose to know what kind of goods it was.

"Dude, you are really stylish, it's really a shame not to mix Douban."

In the other carriage, Li Xianhua took off the newspaper on his face.

MD, no sleepiness at all.

"But on the long-distance train in my previous life, it seems to be like this, haha, hahaha." Li Xianhua suddenly laughed

Orlan reached. Li Xianhua stretched, moved his joints, and got out of the car.

I didn't sleep well, so let's stay alive.

The sun is so nice.

"Oh man, what a coincidence, you also got off here?"

Behind him came the familiar voice again.

Li Xianhua smiled and lifted his hood, revealing a head of white hair.

I want to thank this friend for not being too lonely on the train.

Li Xianhua turned around: "Yes, what a coincidence." Where are you going? Maybe we're on the same page. ”

Finally, I saw the face of the visitor, with a torn vest, greasy curly hair, thick glasses, and a cigarette in his mouth.

Well, this image is so familiar.

The visitor was also stunned when he saw Li Xianhua, threw down the suitcase, fumbled in his pocket, and took out a crumpled photo.

A cold field of more than ten seconds.

"Li Xianhua?"

"Tiki Meek?"

"You know me?"

"God has been friends for a long time."

Jingling!!

Tiki Mick had a huge black butterfly in his right hand, and his iron-hard wings slashed at Li Xianhua's bronze sword, sending sparks flying everywhere.

"You really know us very well, Li Xianhua, I'm getting more and more interested in you!" Tiki smirked.

"Your one-click dress change is also quite eye-catching, can you teach me?" Li Xianhua's eyes glowed with a cold light.

By the moment of the fight, Tiki had already regained his black skin and neat dress.

"Looks like we're on the same page."

"yes, that's a happy thing."

The passengers on the platform had already fled in terror, and the two tall young men smiled at each other and raised their weapons at the same time.