"Hit a tree!" In a hurry, Zhang Xiaoqiang prevaricated casually. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hit a tree? Can hitting a tree make the rear tire of a car like this? JC Fox asked.

"Uh......" was speechless for a while, but under strong pressure, Zhang Xiaoqiang reacted very quickly, and immediately replied: "It's transferred." ”

Therefore, it is said that there are many skills and do not pressure yourself, but fortunately, I revisited Mr. Benshan's abduction two days ago, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang really couldn't deal with JC's interrogation.

"Huh? Transferred!? ”

"Yes, the impact force generated by the collision between the car body and the tree causes the car body to deform and squeeze to form a flutter, and when the amplitude reaches the same level, a resonance is formed. It's over, the tire can't stand the amplitude, and it blows out. ”

wiped his sweat, and after saying this, Zhang Xiaoqiang himself was shocked.

Needless to say, JC opened his eyes and came back to his senses for about ten seconds: "Yes, comrade top student, which school did you graduate?" ”

At such a time, how can you directly report the real situation?

There are three options that come to mind: New Oriental Cooking School, Xinhua Computer College, and Lanxiang Technical School.

Zhang Xiaoqiang casually reported: "Xinhua's." ”

"Ah...... Tsinghua's, no wonder. I was a dozen points short at the moment, or we would be alumni. ”

"Huh." Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled wryly, and now he finally understands the importance of "naming".

Xinhua, Tsinghua, stupid is not clear.

But then again, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also a little embarrassed when he recalled it.

That's the future, but if you work a little harder, you will really be a top student of Tsinghua University, after all, the gap of 250 points can still be saved.

Tsinghua has a good reputation, and after learning that Zhang Xiaoqiang is a student of Tsinghua University, Jiao J's attitude immediately improved a lot.

"You're not hitting this lightly, take a look at your driver's license."

"Oh." Trembling, he reached into his trouser pocket, Zhang Xiaoqiang rummaged for a while and took it out and handed it to Jiao J: "Give, driver's license." ”

Jiao J glanced at it and replied with a light smile: "Hehe, accomplice, this is not a bank, you took it wrong." Don't be nervous, I'm just doing it. ”

"No, I'm not nervous, hehe, not nervous." After re-entering the bag for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized that he had forgotten to bring his driver's license when he was in a hurry.

It is no wonder that for a "proletariat" who does not even own a bicycle, such a thing as a driver's license is too "capital".

"That...... I'm sorry, driver, I forgot my driver's license. That, what, body, ID card...... I have an ID card. As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about 3721 and forced his ID card into Jiao J's hand.

Jiao J smiled bitterly: "Comrade, it's illegal for you not to have a driver's license." ”

"I ......"

"And your license plate?" Only then did he notice that the front of the Isuzu was empty.

"It's gone, it should be the resonance that caused the fluctuations that shook them off."

I regret that I didn't study hard back then, but I was a little bit heartfelt in class back then, why did I end up in such a dilemma now.

Therefore, Jiang is still old and spicy, and if you don't enter the society, you will never experience the teacher's teaching: knowledge changes fate.

"Driving without a license, not getting a license plate, vehicle impoundment, a fine of 2,000, and tomorrow I will be handed over to Team J for processing."

"That's all?" Zhang Xiaoqiang blurted out.

Hearing this, Jiao J, who was hanging his head to open the ticket, slowly raised his head: "What's the matter?" What else do you have? ”

Stunned, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no!" Why is there anything else, I, I just want to make sure, so that I don't have to bring less things tomorrow. ”

"You can bring the fine, the money, and the driver's license and driving license tomorrow." With that, he waved his hand and tore off the ticket.

That's the end of it.

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who received the ticket, sighed with emotion: It's okay, it's okay, as long as it's not a criminal case, the right to fine money should be ruined.

"Thank you, thank you, comrade traffic police." His face was full of excitement, if it weren't for the fact that there was a car door blocking, Zhang Xiaoqiang would have stepped forward to give the other party a bear hug.

It is estimated that it is the first time I have met such a car owner, and I am still so happy when I am ticketed.

"Alas, you Tsinghua people are optimistic!" Jiao J admired, his eyes flashed with a few traces of envy.

Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand "modestly": "What's the matter, it's far worse than you." ”

This sentence is definitely what Zhang Xiaoqiang said in his heart, you must know that he is an envy of a functional department like JC.

Good guy, it's all money with a big stroke of the pen, and the other party doesn't dare to be unhappy, so he really created GDP for Guo Jia in a joke.

"Can we go now?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was cautious and tentative.

The traffic police nodded: "The car stays, you can go." ”

"This ......"

Putting aside the general situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who broke the car in front of him, definitely slapped his ass and left.

But the problem is that this Isuzu is not an ordinary vehicle, he is the hero "Bumblebee" who once saved the earth and the planet Cybertron.

If this Nima provokes the little white dragon, he will directly give you the whole transformation to break through...... Mr. Wang's headlines have finished calves again.

"What, there's a problem?"

"No one!" Sure and certain, at the moment of life and death, Zhang Xiaoqiang resolutely chose to save his life.

"Very well, then you can go now." flashed to the side, the traffic police gave way and motioned for Zhang Xiaoqiang to leave.

Zhang Xiaoqiang bowed his head with a smile, and muttered to the car radio, "Brother boil, if you are wronged, you will go to the police station for one night first, and I will pick you up when I get back." ”

"Hehe, I can't see it, you still have feelings for this car, Brother Boil...... The name acquisition is very distinctive. ”

Uncle, can you hear it in such a whisper?

"Uh......" Scratching his head with a smile, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the car door and said, "Brother Monkey, bring Brother Pig, we can go." ”

Life, that's how fucked it is!

A month ago, Zhang Xiaoqiang was still an innocent and witty single boy, but now in a short period of time, a monkey, a pig, and a dragon...... This Nima is the rhythm of the animal world.

God, do you dare to send Chang'e and the Four Fairies to the next session?

Zhang Xiaoqiang's complaint is destined to not be replied to by God.

Behind him, however, there was a sound of ear-piercing.

A police car flashed its lights and sped at breakneck speed.

As soon as he arrived at the place, he braked sharply and shook his tail, and then jumped down two traffic policemen: "How is it?" Did the car stop it? ”

With a chill in his heart, Zhang Xiaoqiang instinctively smelled a hint of danger.

"The Lamborghini over there, without a license plate, has been sent back to the bureau." The big man who dealt with Zhang Xiaoqiang replied briskly.

got out of the car and chased Jiao J, looked up and looked forward, and shook his head twice at the moment: "It's not that, the color is wrong." The target vehicle is a local tyrant gold, have you ever encountered a local tyrant gold in the past? ”

After hearing this, the big man sneered: "Who would use such an old-fashioned color these days?" ”

After speaking, the big man was suddenly stunned for two seconds, and then seemed to think of something, and slowly moved his gaze to Isuzu, who had just finished dealing with it. (To be continued.) )