"You ...... Can you get any ticket? Zhang Xiaoqiang thought of something, unsure of the confirmation. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The repairman raised his eyebrows, as if he was very dissatisfied with the questioning of his profession, and immediately responded: "Can't be all, then can it still be called professional?" Say, what kind of ticket do you want? ”

I didn't think about it in this direction, but since the repairman was so awesome, he ......, "This eleventh is coming, do you think you can help me get two VIP tickets for the military parade?" On the upper floor of the city, just stand on the ticket. ”

With a tone of discussion, Zhang Xiaoqiang still wanted to save the freezing point relationship between himself and Su Lengche.

It's just that......

"Vomit~" was almost carried out, and the repairman turned his head and left after listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's words, without turning back.

This...... Hurt your self-esteem.

It seems that it is hopeless to take Su Lengche to the TAM City Tower to receive patriotic education, feel Guo Jia's strength, and strengthen his belief in love.

Anyway, it was originally an idea that was out of tune, so Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately boarded the car and left the repair shop.

When I got home, it was late in the evening.

Entering the living room, the Great Holy Nest was in the corner, holding a TV in his hand and watching it intently.

Zhang Xiao forcibly walked to the side of the computer and glanced at the screen record, the old pig was super god again.

"Yes, Brother Pig, the strongest king is just around the corner."

"Difficult!" The old pig raised his hand to flick off the cigarette butts and ashes, and then he was heartbroken, "There are too many high-level actors in this game, and I haven't had the next session for many years, I didn't expect you to have such a bad atmosphere here now, and there is no basic integrity." ”

"Uh...... There is a slang saying for don't get addicted to the Internet, because you can never figure out whether it's a human or an animal playing with you. ”

"That's, the red-headed document clearly emphasizes that no monsters will be allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China! Animals have access to the Internet...... Comrade Xiaoqiang, you can't think of this! "A serious one, Lao Zhu Education said.

There was a sour throat, Zhang Xiaoqiang half opened his mouth, "En, yes" for a long time before nodding "yes".

But the heart is quite disdainful, and the heart is: Animals can't go online, and your pig is not a joy in the sky.

Bypassing these boring words, Zhang Xiaoqiang elbowed the old pig, and then lowered his voice and said, "Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, did he go out today?" ”

Pulling out a cigarette again, the old pig skillfully lit it, and shook his head after burning it: "No, I will sit there and study your "artifact" all day long." ”

After listening to the old pig's reply, Zhang Xiaoqiang was very pleased.

He also didn't expect that the Buddha would be so interested in the little TV...... Brother, these two hundred and fifty yuan are worth it.

"Do you know what Brother Monkey is studying?"

There are many TV shows, and Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little curious.

He most hopes that the Great Sage can watch more relevant popular science knowledge, no matter how bad the children's programs are like the big bad wolf, it is not bad, in short, he must be able to help the Great Sage understand, remediate the knowledge of modern society, and make the Buddha get rid of the bandit habit of smashing and robbing as soon as possible.

The old pig squirted, scratched his big itchy face, and then replied: "It seems to be a piece called a dragon." ”

"Dragons in the rivers and lakes?"

"No, two words. Yes...... I remembered it, it's called Dragon Ball. ”

"Poof~" The water was just sent into the mouth and was squirted out by Zhang Xiaoqiang angrily, and the old pig was taken a sauna.

didn't care about wiping the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and walked in the direction of the great sage, but before he could make a move, the old pig did pull one of them.

"Brother Pig, the towel is in the bathroom, you go get it yourself!"

What is the storyline of Dragon Ball, I think you should know if you have childhood brothers, this film tells the inspirational story of the growth of a little monkey "thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi". It is an international epic science fiction masterpiece that introduced the concept of "crossing" earlier.

At that time, it caused a huge sensation, and the hair color of the classic character style swept the hairdressing industry in one fell swoop, becoming the object of countless years of pursuit.

Finally, after continuous evolution and improvement, a trend was finally formed, which is known as the "non-mainstream" trend in history.

"Don't go, Xiaoqiang!" Waving his hand at the location of the Great Sage, the old pig signaled.

"It's not Brother Pig, you don't know it's serious!" Zhang Xiaoqiang was anxious.

"I know." Old pig for sure.

"You know?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is inexplicable.

"Yes, I know." The old pig affirmed again.

"What do you know?"

"You should be talking about the main character in the film."

His eyes widened slightly, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was also a little stunned: "Brother Pig, ...... you?"

"Monkey King! The protagonist of that film is called Monkey King, and I came back from the toilet to take a second look. ”

"Then you still ......" Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't understand, Lao Zhu, as an old teammate of the Great Sage, should know the Great Sage's temper very well.

The specific release date of this Dragon Ball...... After so many years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has no way to confirm.

But one thing is certain, that is, no matter when Dragon Ball is released, it will definitely be after the completion of the Journey to the West.

In this way, the Great Sage didn't know about this matter at all.

In other words, Akira Toriyama has seriously infringed on the great sage's right to reputation, portrait and name.

Daisheng could have applied to the United Nations for legal assistance in this regard.

Can the temper of the great sage...... Is he the kind of Lord who will ask others for help?

Zhang Xiaoqiang is really worried now, and under the anger of the great sage, he went directly to Japan to get hair!

"Don't be nervous, now the monkey somersault cloud signal can't be connected, and he can't get out of our one-third of an acre."

"......"

"This matter, Xiaoqiang, don't be miserable, let the Great Sage handle it himself."

"Huh!?" I didn't feel anything, but listening to the old pig's words, it was obvious that there was something in the words: "Brother Pig, what do you mean?" This Dragon Ball ......"

"Xiaoqiang, don't ask, this is the family matter of the Great Sage."

Housekeeping!? Zhangji is confused, how can a cartoon be involved with the great sage's family affairs.

And didn't the Great Sage pop out of the cracks in the stones, when did he have a family?

All kinds of mysteries sprung up in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind, but the old pig cut off all Zhang Xiaoqiang's fantasies with one sentence: "That Xiaoqiang, the rice at home is finished at noon, what should we do tonight?" ”

Eating, eating, eating, ordinary to the point of not being able to do ordinary things.

But such a physiological need that human beings have to carry out every day has now become a lingering nightmare for Zhang Xiaoqiang and gives him a headache.

The rice is out again...... That's 80 pounds of rice!

Looking at the old pig's bulging belly, Zhang Xiaoqiang was full of tears, and persuaded earnestly and persuasively, "Brother Pig, let's lose weight when you have time." ”

Hearing this, the old pig took a hard sip of the cigarette in his hand, then spewed out a thick smoke ring, and then replied lightly: "You don't need to lose weight, my weight has always been very stable." It's suddenly less, and I'm not used to it. ”

Speechless!

But then again, the weight of the old pig is indeed very stable, don't look at him so much rice every day, but he can't see the meat.

You said that it wasn't long when you traveled west, but it was because of the long journey and the calories were burned.

But now, is it ...... Thinking about the time of the old pig squatting in the pit every day, as well as the "fruit" of victory "born", Zhang Xiaoqiang realized when he arrived. (To be continued.) )