Chapter Eighty-Seven: Hi Pi (Four Watches)
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Xu is opening performance was too successful, and after Hu Yifei changed his clothes and appeared on the stage at the same time as Fan Bingbing, the audience had not yet woken up from the craze.
Watching Fan Binbin walk out holding Hu Yifei's arm intimately and unabashedly, the picture of a handsome man and a beautiful woman is too beautiful. Li Xiang habitually pulled the red line and said: "Binbin, I saw you and Hu Yifei in the background just now have a good relationship, and they are also a good match when they walk together." What is the relationship between the two of you? ”
This is probably her last few shows in Kuaiben, that is, this year, Li Xiang will leave Kuaiben. Then this No. 1 variety show in China will enter a period of turmoil. But at this moment, she is still active and smart, which can be called half of the show, and she can't see the slightest sign of leaving. And pulling the red line is also one of her usual hosting methods.
Fan Binbin deliberately glanced at Hu Yifei more, and said ambiguously: "Friend, good friend." ”
Hu Yifei was very speechless by her glance, and wanted to say to her, "What do you see, try again", and said indifferently: "A good friend is like a star in the sky, you may not often see him, but you guide, as long as you look up, they will always be there and look at you from afar...... In fact, it doesn't work! ”
"Poof~~" He Yi couldn't help laughing, "Hu Yifei, are you such a funny person in private?" ”
Fan Binbin said: "It's definitely funny, but it's only after I'm free, but some replies take a long time to understand, and then I can't stop laughing." For example, if you ask him how to talk to a girl he doesn't know but likes, he answers, lying on the ground: classmate, your boyfriend has fallen. ”
"Haha, God replied."
"And this trick."
"What's the problem, what else?"
When Hu Yifei saw this lively scene, he was speechless, and walked to the side to pose to the fans, causing a lot of jubilation.
Compare the scissor hands, oh, steal the spotlight successfully.
He Yi and the others were immediately diverted from the topic by the cheers of the audience, "Hey, Hu Yifei, I found that you are so bold." is obviously a newcomer, and it is the first time he is on the stage, so he grabs the camera. ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so excited." Hu Yifei ran back very doggedly, "It's mainly the first time to be on such a big show, and I am a little blindsided when I see so many audiences in the audience." I'm wondering if it will be popular after the show, whether anyone will love me to death and live, and I will be a little excited to think about it. ”
“……”
A group of people were confused, and the audience suddenly burst into laughter, staggering one by one.
"What is this?" He Yu felt that he couldn't keep up with the rhythm, so he pretended to reprimand and comforted: "Be good, let's finish asking Binbin first, and then wait for you." ”
Fan Binbin couldn't help but break the news, and said: "A student from an agricultural university went home to visit relatives, passed by an orchard, and saw a fruit farmer cutting fruit trees, he wanted to show off his knowledge, so he stepped forward and said to the fruit farmer: Uncle, if you cut like this, this tree will be able to bear ten apples, I am very surprised!" The old man looked at him half-raised and said, "Not only are you surprised, even I am surprised, this is a peach tree." ”
"Hahaha, that's funny."
Fan Binbin was interested, "There is another one, my girlfriend's income is 30,000 times that of mine, I really want to work hard but I have no talent, how to improve this embarrassment?" ”
Li Weijia nodded and said, "I also want to know the answer to this question." ”
He Yu reminded: "Brother Jia, don't be fooled, Hu Yifei is bad, I'm afraid there is no good answer." ”
Sure enough, Fan Binbin gave He Yi a thumbs up and said: "Your income is 0, and your girlfriend's income is also 0, don't make trouble, children, have you finished your winter vacation homework." Ha ha. ”
"The last one, do you know why Ultraman didn't just send a big move, and he didn't send it until the monster was hanging?"
"What?"
"Why?"
"yes, why?"
Fan Binbin suddenly laughed on his own, and everyone who laughed inexplicably came back to explain, "Do you fight the landlord and throw bombs directly, the king and the little king?" ”
Everyone also laughed, and Li Weijia also magically added: "Four twos are also fried." ”
"That's right!"
Hu Yifei finally couldn't help but speak, and said: "One, two, three, four, four!" It's not all two! ”
"It's all two?!"
Hahahahaha......
Almost from the moment he appeared on the stage to the present, the laughter of the audience has not stopped, it is really hilarious. Even He Yan laughed with a stomachache, and almost forgot to host the rhythm. finally pulled back to the topic under the reminder of the director in the audience, "It's really fake, but I heard that he is very serious on the set." If you don't believe me, we still have proof. ”
As he spoke, a video was played on the big screen behind him, which was what Hu Yifei said with a loudspeaker when "Full House of Romance" was turned on.
“…… Before deciding to make this TV series, there were many people who advised me. They said: Hu Yifei, you are a poor student who came out of the mountains, it is not easy to work hard to write a book to make a few dollars, it is better to keep it and buy a house and marry a wife, don't take it for granted to shoot any TV series. You think you can make money by making a random crew to shoot something, if it were so easy, everyone would have rushed to become a director. ”
Some people also said: Hu Yifei is a hairy boy, he has only lived for a few years, has his hair grown up, what knowledge can he have. He thought that filming TV was like writing a novel, but he didn't know how thick the sky was. I heard that this kid made more than 10 million yuan by writing novels and singing songs, and I think he has to lose it this time. ”
“…… It is rare to fight several times in life, and the Chinese population is more than a billion, and most of them are mediocre people. There are so many people who eat film and television, they don't have the ability to be a director, it doesn't mean that others are the same as him. I, Hu Yifei, was still preparing for the college entrance examination in the third year of high school in May this year, and it has only been half a year since I started writing novels, and I have already opened my own company. I don't care about the gossip at all, and even if it fails, at least I try! ”
This paragraph is really pretending to be limitless.
It seems domineering, but it is all facts, which is irrefutable.
Hu Yifei didn't feel it when he said it at the time, but now he looks embarrassed when he watches the replay on this occasion.
After reading it, the audience applauded continuously. Hu Yifei was embarrassed, and bowed vigorously to apologize, "Meng Lang, Meng Lang." I don't know which Diao Min betrayed me behind my back. I have to admire your vast powers, I haven't even seen this belt. Actually, at that time, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to control the scene, so I blurted out. Later, everyone cooperated quite well, but I was too careful. ”
"Wow~~!" Li Weijia and others were amazed, and Fan Binbin also applauded.
He Yi said enviously: "Hu Yifei, to be honest, I wasn't very familiar with you before. But after watching this video of yours, I really admire you. As you said, it is rare to fight a few times in life, most of them are mediocre, everyone understands this truth, but there are very few who really dare to try. You're writing novels, you're singing, you're writing, directing, and acting, what else can't you do? ”
Hu Yifei pretended to be deep, "Teacher He, you don't know me too well, these are just the tip of my iceberg." I also won the most perfect shelling award for pipi shrimp in the Central Plains, don't you admire me very much, I am such a good boy who has discovered moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education. ”
"Poof~" Li Xiang was the first to laugh, "Can you not change the pace so fast, it was a profound topic just now." ”
Fan Binbin agreed, "I'll just say it, in fact, he is sometimes bad." Do you know what the first scene of the first day of filming is? ”
"What is it?" Everyone was very interested in the anecdotes in the crew.
Fan Binbin looked mysterious, and only after earning enough attention did he say: "In the first scene, he asked me to shoot a kiss scene, or in the snow." That shot hasn't been played yet, and it's not a good experience anyway, but the picture is really beautiful. It's just that he ate the red pepper that others hung on the wall to dry before filming the kiss scene, and I smelled the spicy smell from afar. ”
Such hot news naturally caused the audience to scream. Several hosts also stared at Hu Yifei with playful eyes.
Hu Yifei calmly raised his hand, "Teacher He, I also want to break the news." ”
"Ah~~" It was Fan Binbin's turn to be nervous, "I have something to break the news." ”
Li Weijia coaxed: "It's over, the romantic house is about to break up." ”
Hu Yifei not only broke the news, but also said, "If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over from my corpse, please can you memorize the lines?"
"......" Fan Binbin was confused, is there this line in the play.
There is no doubt that Hu Yifei's exaggerated performance caused the audience to laugh more than once.