Chapter 034: Winning Uncle Shuai in One fell swoop
Murphy was very concerned about the photo, and read it for more than ten minutes on the computer.
At ten o'clock in the evening, among the few men in the gym, women, as a rare breed, not only did not attract peach blossoms, but caused a lot of complaints. Because she was so noisy, the men involuntarily stayed away from her.
Finally, Murphy had an epiphany.
She felt that there was no way to go on like this, and she had to find a way to get back everything she had lost. So she threw down the computer, raised her chest, and walked towards the uncle with bold steps, and there seemed to be thousands of troops behind her to support her.
Yan Chen looked up when he heard the sound, and saw Murphy standing in front of him with his hands on his hips and his nose bubbling. He wiped his hands and patted the stool next to him with a smile, motioning for her to sit down, but Murphy stubbornly took a small step forward and froze.
"Uncle, I have an idea, do you want to hear it?"
Yan Chen looked at Murphy's unclear expression and felt faintly uneasy in his heart, and shook his head. "Don't say it, I don't want to hear it."
Murphy pretended to be angry and pouted, "Are you not caring about me because you were touched by the girl?" โ
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"However, if you grant me one request, I will forgive you."
Seeing Murphy's straightforward appearance, Yan Chen was dumbfounded, how could things develop into his own mistakes?
"Hey, uncle!" Murphy anxiously reminded the wandering god. "Will you say yes or not?"
"You have to say what it is before I can decide whether to say yes or not."
"It's not a matter of conscience, you just promise me first."
Yan Chen put a towel on his shoulder, waved his hand, and said with a firm expression: "No." โ
Murphy had long expected this result, and his expression was a reaction, and his face immediately collapsed, squatting on the ground and raising his head aggrievedly.
"Uncle, you really don't love me anymore, do you say that you like the little girl who touched your face, do you think that my figure is not as good as hers, and my eyes are not as big as hers, and you start to dislike me! I ......" Before he finished speaking, he was dragged to a hidden place by the uncle who covered his mouth.
Murphy's feet slumped on the ground, and he let his uncle drag her aside with a look of enjoyment. She didn't feel ashamed at all, but smiled happily with cracked teeth, and her white teeth restlessly bit the man's sleeve-length fingers. The taste is salty, full of the smell of male hormones of sweat.
Yan Chen pulled Murphy into the corner of the lounge, put her back against the wall, supported her ear with one hand, and said, "What do you want to do?" โ
Murphy's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he said calmly: "I want to do it." โ
"What?"
Murphy re-emphasized, "I said I wanted to do it. โ
Yan Chen was stunned for a few seconds and finally reacted, and his face was inexplicably stained with a few blushes.
This dead girl has started talking nonsense again.
Murphy enjoyed the gesture at the moment, grabbing the man's delicate waist with his playful hands, pulling him closer to him, looking at the embarrassed expression on his face, he couldn't help but laugh. "Uncle, you are smart now, and you reacted to what I said so quickly."
Yan Chen gritted his teeth and threatened: "I will ...... me next time you talk nonsense."
Murphy's eyes sparkled, and he wrapped his arms around his waist excitedly, and the two bodies fit tightly together. "What if I talk nonsense about you? Strong. Rape me? "Uh... After saying this, he thought of Chu Heng inexplicably, and sure enough, he was close to Zhu and black, and if he was so dirty, he could now pinch it with his hands.
Yan Chen's face was blue and purple, and his hand pinched the flesh on her face, pretending to be hard. "Hey, I said you little girl, now you're really getting more and more open-mouthed, is this what a little girl should say? Shameless! โ
Murphy tilted his head in the direction of the pull of his face, and argued inarticulately, "I'm just saying what is in your heart!" โ
"Nonsense!"
"I'm not talking nonsense!" Murphy stretched out a hand, pointed at the position of the heart of the man opposite, and continued confidently: "Uncle, the little devil in your heart has long been about to come out, and he plans to strip me naked and drag me to bed. โ
"......" is a great wrong, when did he think about it like this? When did he still have a little devil in his heart?
"So, uncle, do you promise me?"
"What?"
"That's what you just said you want to promise me."
Yan Chen sighed helplessly, sparing such a big circle and going back to the original question. "What exactly are the requirements?"
"If you promise me first, I'll sue you."
"You're playing tricks like this."
As soon as the words fell, Murphy immediately told him what the real trick was. His hands hooked the man's neck, and he hung on the uncle like a koala, and his face kept rubbing against his chest, and his mouth made a muttering sound.
"People are just playing tricks on you, do you depend on others!"
"......" Yan Chen was completely helpless and let her shake her body crookedly, although he was helpless, he really had nothing to do about such Murphy, so he could only smile bitterly, grabbed her shoulder, and his voice was more gentle.
"Okay, okay, don't shake it anymore, I promise you."
"Really?"
"Say it quickly."
"I'm going to sleep with you tonight."
35 years old should be a time when a man is in the prime of life, with strong hormone secretion, often losing control of his mind and losing his body. But Yan Chen's education since childhood was restraint and reserve, and sexuality. Wanting this kind of thing has always been to hold the degree and clean oneself. So when Murphy asked to sleep together at night, he absolutely refused. But even if he puts on a firm face, he still can't resist the stubbornness of this girl, and he still has to compromise after all.
At this moment, Murphy was excitedly jumping around on the bed, and the originally neat room was suddenly messed up. Yan Chen frowned, picked up the clothes that Murphy threw on the ground while helplessly holding his forehead, took out the clothes and put them neatly in the closet, took out the clean bathrobe and walked to the restless person on the bed, and handed her the clothes. "Take a bath."
Murphy stared at the bathrobe and swallowed, then took the bathrobe in excitement and looked at it repeatedly. After a long time, he said disappointedly: "Uncle, why is this a drill?" It's still so long! "It's not a big open tie, how can such a conservative bathrobe make her โกโก big move!
"Don't like it? Then don't take a shower and go straight to sleep. Yan Chen grabbed the bathrobe again and waved it in his hand unhurriedly, it was best not to wash it.
Murphy was quick to catch it. "Nope! You have to wash, uncle, you have a habit of cleanliness, and you can't tolerate the dirty me sleeping with you. โ
"......" Yan Chen sighed deeply, and watched her hum a little song and jump into the bathroom, full of suspicions, who said that they slept together?
Murphy leaned his back on the bathroom door, clutching his heart and trying to breathe steadily. He muttered, "Nervous, nervous, nervous." "The thought of being able to do that kind of thing with my uncle right away makes me feel hot. Then I think that I can finally end the old. Place. The tragic history of the woman, she no longer has to be affected by Chen Chun and Jin Chen's momentum, she is extremely excited.
Chen Chun is worthy of being Murphy's best friend, when Murphy told him with great interest about what happened to his uncle in Thailand, he immediately sent her a shopping list, with a bold and red oversized title that read: Always be ready to sleep with others and by whom. Murphy immediately prepared all the things on the list on the night he got the treasure, and followed Chen Chun's instructions to carry a few things with him in the mezzanine of his bag every day, always ready to sleep or be sleeped.
Carefully took out a square, flat card from the deepest compartment of the backpack, held it in his hand and rubbed it vigorously. Chen Chun said that this thing must be released like this before use, although she asked the clerk when she bought it, and the clerk said that he did not know about this code of use, but Murphy still firmly followed the method given to her by Chen Chun and rubbed it several times, until the small card became zobby, and then it was satisfactorily stuffed into the pocket of the nightgown.
Then he rummaged through his bag for a while, took out a small white pill, took out a paper towel and wrapped it, and stuffed it into his nightgown sleeping bag as well. Chen Chun said that this thing is the best for men, especially old men, and Murphy knew from the time he said this kind of thing that it must be Chun. Medicine. This kind of thing is difficult to buy in China, I didn't expect to buy it so lightly in Thailand, Chen Chun learned the news, and happily asked Murphy to buy a few more packs for him to take back to China for future use.
Finally, he took out a paper bag from his bag and carefully pulled out the contents, frowning. Murphy, as a woman with normal views, can't accept lace underwear at all, and this set is still super bright red. She picked it up with two fingers and spun it around in front of her eyes. "Tut-tut...... What's the difference between wearing this kind of thing and not wearing it? So thorough...... Panties are actually ...... So narrow...... The forehead ......" threw it back into the bag, grabbed out the mobile phone, and dialed Chen Chun.
It took a long time for the phone to be connected, and a sleepy voice came from the other side. "Who?"
Murphy angrily replied, "Me! โ
Chen Chun looked at the caller ID half-asleep, and then sat up with difficulty rubbing his sleepy eyes.
"What are you doing if you don't sleep at night!"
"Are you sure it's underwear for me?"
Chen Chun was stunned, reacted, and suddenly fell asleep. "You're going to use it now?" If he remembers correctly, the courier should have arrived in Thailand yesterday and used it today? That's too fast, isn't it?!
"Don't care, you just say if this is underwear or not!" Murphy opened his bag again and looked at it, completely unable to help but feel disgusted.
"yes." Just in case, I repeatedly confirmed with the boss when I bought it. Fortunately, there is the almighty Taobao, and he really doesn't know how to buy this thing for Murphy, but with Taobao, it saves a lot of embarrassment.
"But how do you wear this?!" Murphy put his little finger on his panties for comparison, and couldn't help but squirt out a dirty word.
"! Such a thin rope! โ
Through the phone, Chen Chun could imagine Murphy's surprised expression as if he saw the new world, sat up straight, and turned on the lamp.
said casually: "It's all like that, that's what Jin Chen wears." โ
Murphy's eyes rolled, and Jin Chen ......, "How do you know what she's wearing?" โ
Murphy, who usually has a negative IQ, actually smelled something unusual at this time, which really caught Chen Chun off guard, and quickly changed the topic. "You got the uncle so quickly? Who sleeps with whom? You have to look at it before you start, don't waste your clean body in vain. โ
The light of mind also flashed, and Murphy was instantly taken away, his underwear turned on his fingers, and his chin was cocked proudly.
"What kind of, of course I slept with him, how could my uncle be so pure and immaculate that he would want to sleep with me."
She hoped that her uncle would take the initiative to sleep with her, but it was unlikely to see the current situation, so she could only strike first.
Chen Chun breathed a sigh of relief and drank his saliva with a dry mouth. "Men are not pure, you better be careful."
"Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense with you, I still have to take a shower quickly, Uncle is still waiting for me outside."
After speaking, he hung up the phone directly without waiting for Chen Chun to speak.
Standing in front of the mirror and struggling with that underwear for a while, I finally decided to take it out, and when it came to this, I was going to take down the uncle in one fell swoop! Come on!