972.Chapter 972: It's good if you smell me
The sneaky package is so tight, and he is still reading such obscene books in public, Wang Xiaofan has now been branded as "perverted~perverted" in Liu Feier's. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Hearing Wang Xiaofan call her, Liu Fei'er panicked at first, but when she saw that there were security personnel at the airport, she calmed down.
Turning her head, Liu Fei'er pointed at Wang Xiaofan and said angrily: "You stinky rascal, this way of accosting is outdated, if you want to follow me again, I will call the police!" ”
Wang Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, then pointed to the thing on the ground and said, "What kind of hooligan?" Miss, I'm just reminding you that your stuff has fallen to the ground, and you're ...... Uh......"
As she spoke, Wang Xiaofan finally saw clearly what she had fallen on the ground.
Pure white, printed with the logo of "Seven Degrees Space Girl Series".
Nima, it's actually a sanitary napkin!
What's not good, why drop the bag of sanitary napkins on the ground!
"You...... You...... Rogue! ”
In front of so many people, Wang Xiaofan said that the sanitary napkin he used was dropped, so that everyone knew what brand of sanitary napkin he used, Liu Fei'er was somewhat unable to hang his face, and began to scold Wang Xiaofan with a red face.
"I said, miss, don't you open your mouth and shut up and be a hooligan? I'm just kind enough to remind you that your sanitary napkin fell to the ground, is that wrong? Wang Xiaofan was no longer polite, and said directly with a dark face.
Always called a hooligan, who can stand this!
"You're not a scoundrel, who are? Reading that kind of comic book in front of so many people on a plane, and now you're still doing me, you must be plotting against me! Liu Fei'er said.
"Speak with evidence, but what about your evidence?" Wang Xiaofan said hard.
It's a pity that the heavens don't fulfill people's wishes.
As soon as Wang Xiaofan finished saying this, it was a coincidence that the box fell to the ground and was broken.
The "souvenirs" bought for Dr. Cannon God were scattered all over the place.
The original little Nene of the actress of the island country's small film......
On the cover, there are a variety of exposed ~ pictures of genuine blue light of the island country small piece CD......
The milky white girl ~ juice stored in the bottle......
Just turn two pages and it's a "book" of that kind of picture......
Liu Fei'er was stunned!
The security personnel at the scene were dumbfounded!
Even Wang Xiaofan himself was stunned!
At this moment, it was as if time had stood still.
Wang Xiaofan felt that the eyes shot from all directions were all weird.
If it were in Japan, other people would just look at Wang Xiaofan at most, but this is Huaxia!
In Huaxia, the book, the adult~ film or something, it's all guilt-ridden things!
"Fortunately, Lao Tzu wears a mask and sunglasses." Wang Xiaofan couldn't help but secretly rejoice in his heart.
This place is not to stay for long!
Wang Xiaofan packed up his sustenances, took a taxi, and fled to the airport.
He didn't even dare to sit in the luxury car sent by his company!
After coming to Jiangdong University, Wang Xiaofan found Dr. Cannon God and handed him these things.
Dr. Cannon God said in shock, "I'm kidding, you really bought it?" ”
"Fuck your uncle! In order to buy you these shitty things, Lao Tzu was almost arrested as a pervert! Wang Xiaofan said angrily.
The artillery god hurriedly apologized in various ways, and finally held those local specialties of the day and secretly had fun.
In the evening, return to the villa in Koto.
Wang Xiaofan was already physically and mentally exhausted.
But he has not forgotten his mission.
Copy the recorded video from the DV machine to the computer, and use the super brain to filter it, and soon Wang Xiaofan found the classic "Hyogo North Smile" in the previous life.
But that's not enough.
Wang Xiaofan began to search for interview videos of the famous basketball stars Da Yao and Yao Ming everywhere on the Internet.
The hard work paid off, and soon Wang Xiaofan found an interview video of Yao Ming, one of the three giants of Asian expressions.
It was from a Rockets post-game press conference (Rockets vs. Lakers in the playoffs), and at that time, Ron? Artest and Bryant clashed. In the post-game press conference, Artest said that he and Kobe Bryant had never been friends, and then left the table angrily.
At this time, Yao Ming said very nonsensically: "I'llseeyouintheclub" (see you at the club), which detonated the laughter of the audience, so he had that expression.
And Curator Kim's expression is much easier to find!
Because this "Curator Jin vs. Director Jin vs. Director Jin" is the movie shot by Wang Xiaofan's Warner Company!
Compared with Yao Ming and Hua Ze Coriander, Wang Xiaofan may still have a little guilt.
But for Curator Jin, Wang Xiaofan has no guilt at all!
Your own work, no matter how you use it, there will be no problem!
The videos of the three giants of Asian expressions were recorded and edited by Wang Xiaofan one by one, and uploaded to the bilibili website as Wang Juchang, as ghost ~ animal material, for the majority of netizens to spoof.
After all this was done, it was already late at night.
In order not to disturb herself, Yang Chan was still watching TV in the living room.
Wang Xiaofan took a long breath, walked to the bathroom with light steps.
Walking outside the bathroom door, Wang Xiaofan saw that on the edge of the frame of the clothes outside the bathroom, Yang Chan should have just replaced the T-shaped ~ lace ~ silk ~ Xiao Nene, and couldn't help but think of the original Xiao Nene of those small film actors from the island country that the doctor asked him to buy today.
Driven by curiosity, Wang Xiaofan mentioned the piece of clothing and couldn't help muttering: "What is the attraction of this thing?" Why do so many people like unworn ones? ”
Looking at the sexy little Nene, Wang Xiaofan didn't know why, and had a feeling of being a thief.
Guilty?
Shaking his head, Wang Xiaofan couldn't help but feel funny: "Everyone is mine, I'm nervous when I take the underwear~ clothes!" ”
"Little Fan ......"
Groov!
Yang Chan's voice sounded behind him, Wang Xiaofan hurriedly threw the dress into the clothes frame in a hurry, but he didn't expect that Xiao Nei was wrapped in his hands and couldn't throw it away!
Yang Chan looked at Wang Xiaofan's hand, the little Nene that she had just replaced after taking a bath, and couldn't help blushing and said, "What are you doing with this thing?" ”
"Uh...... Hehe, it's nothing, I just want to see, see. No! I want to smell it! ”
Be tough!
Damn, Lao Tzu just watched, how can you drop!
Wang Xiaofan wanted to see how Yang Chan reacted after he lied.
"What's that thing smelling like...... You...... It's good if you smell me......" Yang Chan blushed and whispered.
Unexpected!
I never thought of it!
Yang Chan not only didn't regard herself as a pervert~ pervert, but said such sultry words.
(ps: "It's good if you smell me?") "It's a stalk of instant noodles, can anyone guess which one? )