Chapter 144 Haosen's experience summary report (two more requests for subscription)
Haosen's biggest feature has always been his unusually inflated self-confidence, and his favorite thing to do is to put gold on his face, and regardless of whether he has contributed or not, so to treat this kind of cheap/person, Tang Fei's consistent purpose is to hit his bursting self-confidence at all times, lest he don't know when his brain will burn out when his brain is hot.
"Uh......" Haosen also felt that his performance seemed to be a little too much, and instantly retracted it and said: "Don, I returned with a big victory, shouldn't you congratulate me?" ”
"I think you just watched a game from the bench." Tang Fei squinted at Haosen out of the corner of his eyes and said.
"Well, it's ......, but if it weren't for my cheering off the field, the team wouldn't have had this big victory." Haosen is now shamelessly blowing his exploits to death.
Regarding the enemy's behavior of not wanting Bilian, Tang Fei just hugged Lily and quietly watched the TV without saying a word, even saving his contemptuous eyes, and for a while, there was an awkward atmosphere in the living room.
"Well, I'll have to ask the other cuties for comfort." Haosen pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes sadly, pinched an orchid finger with both hands, put one hand on his waist, and put the other hand behind him, like a corner on the stage, he turned around and prepared to leave.
The beautiful image is embodied in Haosen's body, but only disgusting is left, what a dregs of Chinese opera culture!
"Johnny, don't pollute the Chinese opera culture. But this time the team can beat the opponent, and I'm very happy, so I have a beauty difference I want to hand over to you, there are beautiful women~. Tang Fei turned to the topic, saying that beauty is a big killer to tempt Haosen.
"Beauty!" Haosen's eyes suddenly lit up with golden light, and then he thought of what had happened to him, and asked cautiously, "Won't it be like Lily last time?" Or are you going to trick me again this time? ”
"How is that possible!" Tang Fei's face did not change and his heart did not beat: "Today's is definitely the best beauty, it is Hesha Elena we met in the bar last time, do you remember?" She's a friend of Lily's and it's been this afternoon's flight. ”
"Oh~! My goddess! I'll never forget that name! Haosen was instantly intoxicated, Xizi looked up at the ceiling with a heart, and then said excitedly: "Then what are you waiting for, let's hurry up, I'm already enthusiastic." Goddess, wait for my hug! With that, Hausen opened his arms and opened his mind, and fell into his endless fantasy with a look of intoxication.
Looking at Haosen, Tang Fei could only silently say sorry in his heart, there would be flights, and there would be goddesses, so the big pit was also an indispensable existence. Fortunately, Hersha is a standard goddess, although she is a dead Lala, but as long as she doesn't say it, I believe that Haosen is still acceptable.
Hmm, it should work!?
At noon, Tang Fei thought about it and felt that he had cheated his brother, so he deliberately made a hearty lunch to compensate Haosen first, which could be regarded as eliminating the small guilt in his heart. After eating and drinking, Tang Fei and Lily were specially dressed up, but Haosen, who was still dressed like a dog, got into a specially rented car, and the group of three drove towards the airport.
Arriving at Leeds Bradford International Airport, Lily walked sweetly in front of Tang Fei, the goddess of sunshine frequently attracted the admiring eyes of the male compatriots around her all the way, and when she transferred to Tang Fei next to her, she invariably became envious, jealous and hateful, but Tang Fei was also a handsome guy, and walking with Lily was also a golden boy and girl.
When the eyes of passers-by looked at Haosen who walked behind the two of them, Tang Fei and Lili's golden boy and girl felt more real and full, and sure enough, there was progress only when there was comparison! Although Haosen felt very good about himself, and his self-confidence was about to fill his whole body, he still made every passerby unbearable to look at him, and only hoped that he would not persecute his eyes.
Standing at the exit and waiting for more than ten minutes, the airport hall sounded the announcement that Hesha's flight was about to land, and the happy Lily ran to the front after giving Tang Fei a fragrant kiss, lying on the fence and looking at the exit, I couldn't wait to see the figure of my good confidant and best friend.
Regarding Lily's actions, Tang Fei, who was standing behind, just smiled, more than ten years of getting along with each other made me really understand Lily's attitude towards her best friend, and from Lily not forgetting to give herself a fragrant kiss, it can be seen that she will always be her most precious person, so what is Tang Fei not satisfied with. But what makes Tang Fei the most strange now is Haosen, why is he still standing beside him and not moving, shouldn't it?
"Johnny, won't you stand at the front to greet the beauty?" Tang Fei asked suspiciously.
“NO,NO,NO!” Haosen shook his finger confidently and said, "Don, although you already have a goddess, I have to say that you are still too young, and now is the time for Teacher Johnny to teach you a lesson." ”
Haosen straightened his bow tie, cleared his throat and said: "I, Haosen, as a 'love expert', have been struggling for love all my life, so I have summarized a lot of knowledge points over the years. For this kind of goddess-level object, I haven't seen any moves or surprises in my life, so ordinary methods are ineffective, and it will only leave a vulgar impression in her mind. ”
It's rare to encounter this kind of opportunity to express yourself, and what Haosen wants to show now is his master-level level, "For a goddess, someone must come forward to talk to her at every turn, and it is common for all kinds of flattery to be included, so the more you lick your face and get close to her, the more she will not pay attention to you." But if you ignore her, she will become interested in you, and use various methods to attract your attention to prove her infinite charm, as long as this woman is interested in you first, then there is a good show. So as long as I do it a little more ancient in a while, with a little disdain on my face, it's OK, and the effect is guaranteed to be outstanding! ”
Haosen's theoretical knowledge is reasonable, thought-provoking, and deafening, and Tang Fei was dumbfounded when he heard it.
Tsai carefully flipped through Haosen several times, and Tang Fei nodded and said with admiration: "Johnny, it's really unseemly, I really didn't expect you to have such a cart of theories, admire and admire." ”
"You're welcome." The first time he heard Tang Fei sincerely say the word admiration, Haosen only felt that his whole body was extremely comfortable, and his face was filled with a bright smile, "It's all small skills of carving insects, not enough to worry about teeth, not enough to worry about teeth." The words were modest, but Hausen's tone and expression were completely in the opposite direction.
"No, no, no, you're so humble, you should show your strengths more so that everyone can see them. And ...... "In the next seven or eight minutes, Tang Fei touted it for a long time, completely lifting Haosen into the air, but this doesn't seem to be Tang Fei's usual style, right?!" (To be continued.) )