Chapter 30: The Little Prince of Love Songs

There was an accident, but it was still rushed out, although it was a little bit less than a historic breakthrough, right?

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It's been a month since Li Xianhua returned to the Order. On the day he returned, he couldn't stand the enthusiasm of Patton and his team, and moved into the team's dormitory with his baggage.

And then I regretted it.

There is a saying that the room is clean and smellless, and it is either a pseudo-mother or Gay. By this standard, the members of the Kuros detachment are all straight men.

It's so straight! It's a straight man cancer!

The living room was littered with leftover food, smelly socks, cigarette ashes, beer bottles.

A group of big men played cards in the room every day, shouting and shouting one after another.

Occasionally, he commits two hundred and five crimes, and takes a cold shower collectively on a cold day to show his manhood.

Sure enough, what captain led what team, Patton's brothers, all like him, lacked a string in their heads.

Can you imagine the scene of a group of big men listening to "Liang Zhu" while holding handkerchiefs to wipe their tears?

This is not bad, when they heard that Sun Wukong was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, this group of teasers almost demolished the dormitory.

Li Xianhua felt that he was back in the men's dormitory in college, a familiar feeling, a familiar taste.

I can't hold it, dear!

Fortunately, the room was divided, and Li Xianhua was fortunate to become roommates with Albert. The blonde handsome's room was spotlessly cleaned, and it was literally two worlds compared to the outside. Li Xianhua, who had just finished disliking Patton, was embarrassed again.

This can't really be bent, right? Li Xianhua couldn't help but speculate maliciously again.

However, the answer he got made Li Xianhua burst into tears: the reason why Albert's room was so tidy was because his girlfriend cleaned him regularly.

Nima! You can still find a girlfriend in the Black Order, a winner in life!

Albert's girlfriend's name is Michelle, and she is also a member of the Black Order's exploration team, and belongs to the third team.

The two often visit each other when they are not on duty, and Michelle even comes to clean Albert's room every once in a while, and will also bring small snacks made by herself. The other two roommates in the room have been red-eyed for a long time.

Incidentally, the two roommates, one named Corey and the other named Joff, were the two who teased Li Xianhua that day, but were knocked out by the door panel, and the two of them had a good relationship with Albert.

Li Xianhua remembered that when he first met Albert, the girl was called Michelle, and the world was so small.

Wait, Michelle looks like she's only 17 years old, right? Albert, you beast! Can you handle such a small girl?

Well, well, 17 years old is actually not young, Li Xianhua is just simple jealousy.

This white-haired teenager has been a human for two lifetimes, but he is still a virgin, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend.

It's a sad story.

Li Xianhua still remembers Michelle's appearance, quiet and small, but he didn't expect to show off his wisdom and be a good hand at housework.

Friend's wife, you're welcome! Unable to get used to Albert's shy and shy, Li Xianhua decided to make some trouble for this blonde boy, disgusting him.

I think Lao Tzu was also known as the little prince of love songs in college! Help others play the guitar every day until there is a chicken leg!

Thinking about it, Li Xianhua couldn't help but fall into yy, and hummed and chirped a song "Brother Sleeping on My Top Bunk"

"What kind of song is this?" Corey and Joff were interested, and Albert, Li Xianhua's brother who is now on the top bunk, was also excited: "Instant! Teach me! ”

"Oh, it's all brothers' politeness!" The white-haired teenager is sneering.

What's the biggest slap in the face when singing? It's better than if you just sang a song and someone sang it again from beginning to end – better than you did.

Albert sang merrily, and Corey and Joff beat him to the beat. Li Xianhua listened to the loud singing from the upper bunk, and burst into tears again.

Uncle, forget that the Irish race is gifted with singing!

Li Xianhua wanted to get the guitar back into the situation, but he saw Albert, who had already sung high, take out a delicate guitar from the cabinet

The blonde young man plucked the strings lightly, and this picture alone turned Li Xianhua into scum in seconds.

A moving intro flows slowly from the strings, and Albert softly sings Irish folk songs.

"Near the town of Bainbridge

One morning last July

A lovely girl came from the country meadow

She smiled faintly as she passed by

From Bantry Bay to Delhi Marina

From Galway to Dublin

There has never been such a girl

Like a brown-haired girl in a small town."

That's good! Corey and Joff couldn't help but applaud.

Li Xianhua looked like he had seen through the red dust and stood in front of the window: "What is this song called?" ”

“《StaroftheCountyDown》。 If you like it, I can teach you. Albert smiled, revealing his neat white teeth again.

"Don't learn." The white-haired boy decisively refused, and he was angry now when he saw Albert playing the piano.

"Mr. Li Xianhua, Marshal Kulos told you to meet him at the shooting range."

"Gone, gone." Li Xianhua hurriedly walked out of the dormitory, and if he walked slowly, he would definitely be taught singing skills by Alberta.

Learn from your sister! The Irish are all **!

At the shooting range, Kuros did not smoke for the first time today, and his holy weapon, the "Madonna's Coffin", stood quietly in front of him, and an elegant woman in a gown stood beside him in the coffin.

Kuros stared at the woman's face and remained silent.

Li Xianhua saw this scene from afar, and began to move again.

This old rascal wouldn't still have a necrophilia, would he??

"If you're here, come here, what are you doing standing there?" Kuros spoke.

Li Xianhua leaned over with a wicked smile, and before he could speak, he was hit with a rifle butt on the back of his head.

"What are you doing!"

"You must have something dirty in your mind."

Li Xianhua was stunned, this old bastard's eyes are so poisonous!

"This is my fiancée, who used to be."

"Ahh

That's a lot of information!

"Then she used to be an exorcist too?"

"Well, parasitic."

Li Xianhua's mind went blank.

He was an exorcist in life, and he will be an exorcist's weapon after death!

Just because of a holy existence, she can't even do it in the ground!

Li Xianhua instantly understood why Kuros hated the Order in the original book.

If Kuros wasn't the holy apostle, wouldn't he be watching others manipulate his wives into battle?

I can't bear it! But any man goes crazy, right??

"Then why are you still in the Order? Isn't it good to leave this disgusting place? ”

"It's her last wish." Kuros whispered.

Li Xianhua put away his playful expression and walked solemnly in front of the woman.

"First time we met, Lady Marian, in Xia Li Xianhua, is your husband's disciple, please take care of me."

"Hehe" Kuros laughed rarely, with a touch of tenderness in his eyes.

"I'm going to get down to business with you today."

"Huh?"

"The first thing is that the Order has assigned me a new mission, and you and the exploration force will accompany you."

"Is there finally a mission? Shouldn't I be looking forward to it? ”

"The second thing is how to turn on holiness."

"You're fooling me, aren't you?!"