Yue Haohan accompanied Ning Haiping and Zhang Jianming to the Xiangyang Hotel located in the middle of Xiangyang Road, entered the 206 box on the second floor of the hotel, and saw that there were already two people sitting on the sofa, smoking cigarettes and chatting.

The two people in the box, seeing Yue Haohan and the three of them walking in, got up from the sofa with a smile, one of them was about forty years old, a medium-sized, slightly chubby man, greeted him with a smile, held Ning Haiping's hand, and said, "Captain Ning, welcome, welcome!" We're going to have a good drink at noon. ”

Ning Haiping smiled and said, "Director Ma is polite!" ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and introduced Zhang Jianming and Yue Haohan behind him to Ma Minggang, and said, "Director Ma, this is Captain Zhang Jianming and Zhang of our Second Criminal Investigation Squadron, my junior brother." This one, my brother, is called Yue Haohan, a top student of Jianghan University, who was selected and transferred by the Organization Department of the Provincial Party Committee, and was only assigned to work in the Heiyazi Management Area of Wulong Township last month. ”

Ma Minggang smiled and shook hands with Zhang Jianming and Yue Haohan one by one; Another man, about thirty years old, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, had been standing behind Ma Minggang, smiling and looking at Ning Haiping and the others, but did not speak.

As soon as Ma Minggang finished greeting everyone, Zhang Jianming introduced Yue Haohan, and the young man standing behind Ma Minggang said, "Haohan, this is Brother Xiaoqiang." ”

When Zhang Jianming introduced, Jin Xiaoqiang stepped forward with a smile, held Yue Haohan's hand, and said, "Yue Haohan, I have long heard Xiaohui's sister say that you are your own people and your own brothers." ”

Yue Haohan looked at Jin Xiaoqiang and smiled, nodded, and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang is good!" ”

After a while, everyone sat down on the sofa in the box; The hotel waiter came in, poured a cup of tea for each person with an aluminum teapot soaked in Tieguanyin, and then asked, "Several bosses, what time do you serve?" ”

Jin Xiaoqiang said: "When the dish is ready, it will be served, and the wine will bring us two bottles of Jian Nanchun." ”

Jin Xiaoqiang was arranging, Jin Xiaohui pushed open the door of the private room with a smile, walked in, and said when she saw Yue Haohan: "Haohan, sister-in-law heard that you came back from Wulong Township, and I was thinking about looking for you in the past two days." ”

Yue Haohan got up from the sofa, greeted Jin Xiaohui, and said with a smile: "Hello sister-in-law!" After the two of them greeted each other, Jin Xiaohui sat down next to Yue Haohan, tilted her head and said, "Haohan, our bureau just got a beautiful girl this year, and I have an office, graduated from the University of Finance; Another day, my sister-in-law will help you introduce you, how about it? I think that girl is a good match for you. ”

Yue Haohan smiled and said, "Thank you sister-in-law for your concern!" I'm working in a big ravine, which girl can take a fancy to us, so don't bother about your brother. ”

At this time, Zhang Jianming, who was sitting on the other side of Yue Haohan, said with a smile: "Xiaohui, I've told you many times, Haohan's girlfriend is in the East China Sea, I have seen his girlfriend, we can't find such a girl in Jiangyang; Why do you keep selling the girls in your bureau to Brother Haohan? ”

Jin Xiaohui glared, and said to Zhang Jianming: "Go, go, go, don't get involved, the East China Sea is so far away, and it's a big city, I'm afraid that girl has forgotten about our brother." When Zhang Jianming was arguing, the waiter had already begun to serve the food.

Seeing that the food was coming, Ma Ming just got up and invited everyone to sit at the table. Ma Minggang sat down in the master's position, Ning Haiping was let sit in Ma Minggang's left hand position, Jin Xiaoqiang sat in Ma Minggang's right hand position, Yue Haohan sat on Jin Xiaoqiang's seat, Zhang Jianming sat under Ning Haiping, and Jin Xiaohui sat between Zhang Jianming and Yue Haohan. After the dishes were served, the waiter opened Jian Nanchun and poured a glass of wine for each person.

Seeing that everyone's wine glasses were full, Ma Minggang picked up the wine glasses and said, "At noon today, Captain Ning is an old friend, and I have met a few new friends, whether old friends or new friends; Our first glass of wine was dried first, and I drank it first as a respect. After speaking, Ma Minggang raised his head and drank all the wine in the wine glass.

After everyone drank the first glass of wine, they put down their glasses and began to eat; After the waiter filled the wine glass again, Ning Haiping put down the chopsticks in his hand, picked up the wine glass, and said to Ma Minggang: "Director Ma, today I will take the lead once, borrow your wine, and toast you first; I have a good chance today, after I toast you with this glass of wine, my brother Yue will have something to trouble you in a while. ”

Ning Haiping and Ma Minggang touched the cup, the two of them drank the wine, and after putting down the cup, Ma Minggang said: "Captain Ning, don't be polite, what's the trouble is not troublesome, since Xiaoyue is your little brother, everyone is not an outsider, what is the matter, just say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely not shirk!" ”

Ning Haiping took a bite of food, and after eating, he put down his chopsticks and said, "Director Ma, Xiaoqiang, do you know the Longwang River in Wulong Township?" In the morning, Haohan talked in my office about wanting to help the people there build a bridge over the Longwang River; How likely are you to say it is? This bridge and road repair matter is in charge of your Director Ma. ”

Hearing Ning Haiping say this, Ma Minggang put down the chopsticks in his hand, picked up the cigarette on the dining table, took out one and lit it, took a sip, and said: "Captain Ning, I know that Longwang River, Deng Xuanfa, the head of Wulong Township in Wulong Township, came to me two years ago, and I and Xiaoqiang also went there to investigate; If you want me to say, as long as Wulong Township is willing, after finding the county government to set up a project, it is not difficult to build a standard bridge on that river; But the key problem is that the leaders of the township and county do not pay attention to it! Another problem is that the county finance has no money, how can the leaders have the mind to build a bridge in a ravine? The money was spent on the face project. ”

Ning Haiping said: "Director Ma, let's drink now, let's not talk about this matter, after a while, you listen to the vast thoughts, help him come up with ideas, and point out to him." ”

After Ning Haiping finished speaking, everyone stopped talking about building bridges and began to drink. Ma Minggang took the lead and toasted everyone. Then, Ning Haiping also toasted everyone.

After Ning Haiping finished toasting, Ma Minggang said: "We can't just drink like this, tell a few jokes and liven up the atmosphere." I'll start with one; We've just talked about the bridge, so I'm going to tell you a joke about the bridge. The year before last, I went to Jianghan City with an old comrade from our transportation bureau, and after finishing our work, we went to the Jianghan Changjiang Bridge to play; When I arrived at the bridge, the old comrade asked me, Director Ma, is this mayor of Jianghan City called Jiangdaqiao? I said no, and he pointed to the billboard erected at the head of the bridge and said, "Look at it, it says: Welcome to the Jianghan Changjiang Bridge!" As soon as Ma Ming finished telling the joke, Jin Xiaoqiang began to toast one by one.

When Jin Xiaoqiang toasted, Zhang Jianming said: "Just now Director Ma told a joke about the bridge, and I will also dedicate the ugliness and tell you a joke about the bridge." Do you all know how Zhang Fei scared off Cao Cao's millions of male soldiers on the Longboard Bridge during the Three Kingdoms period? After asking, Zhang Jianming took a bite of food and ate it, and was not in a hurry to talk down.

Seeing that Zhang Jianming was playing tricks again, Jin Xiaohui smiled and said, "Zhang Jianming, can't you hurry up?" Why do you always like to fart around the corner, anxious people, be careful to go home and clean you up! Jin Xiaohui's ridiculous words made the whole table laugh.

Zhang Jianming saw his wife Jin Xiaohui urging, and continued: "After repeated rigorous research by historians, Zhang Fei was standing on the bridge with his ring eyes open and a gun. In the face of Cao Cao's million male soldiers, he shouted happily: Welcome to Changhanpo Tourist Resort; Here, the toll for crossing the bridge is 50 yuan for horseback riding and 10 yuan for walking! After hearing this, Cao Cao thought to himself, Mom, how much money do I have to pay for bringing so many people, although it is a public money tour, I can't spend it casually, and I will sum it up with a few strategists and calculate the account; Frightened, he led a million male soldiers, turned around and ran. Therefore, on the Changsaka Bridge, Cao Cao didn't chase after him because he didn't have enough money on his body, and he wasn't afraid of Zhang Fei's bravery. ”

After Zhang Jianming finished telling the joke, Jin Xiaoqiang followed the toast, and after a round of toasting, he ate a few bites of Lai; Then he picked up his wine glass again, and said to Yue Haohan next to him: "Brother Xiaoyue, I will toast you alone, I have long heard Xiaohui and Jianming talk about you, and it is fate to get together today!" After speaking, Tong Yue Haohan touched the cup, tilted his head and drank the wine in the cup. Yue Haohan could only drink the wine in his cup happily.

Yue Haohan put down the wine glass, and only listened to Ning Haiping, who usually had a serious face, say: "Let's drink less wine, I'm happy today, and I'll tell you a joke to help you have fun, this joke I told is a joke and a joke, it's not a joke, it's really not, it's just a prank."

One day at the beginning of this year, I was on duty when I received a call from the police, in which a man said that he had placed two powerful 'bombs' in the garbage can in the waiting room of Jiangyang bus station.

When I received this call, I was very nervous and attentive; After the report, I immediately rushed to Jiangyang Bus Station with the anti-riot squad and bomb disposal experts and cordoned off the waiting room; After a rigorous search and inspection, we saw a bulging black plastic bag in one of the garbage bins, and the bomb disposal experts carefully took out the bag, only to see that it contained a very tight package wrapped in newspapers; The bomb disposal expert carefully unwrapped the wrapped newspaper layer by layer. Ning Haiping paused when he said this, everyone raised their hearts to their throats, looked at Ning Haiping nervously, and listened to him continue to speak.

Ning Haiping looked at everyone, and then said: "Bomb disposal expert, after opening all the newspapers that are wrapped, guess what's in the newspapers?" ”

Jin Xiaohui said: "Why didn't you hear Jianming go home and tell me about this matter?" There must be two firecrackers wrapped in it, and the kind of 'Thunder King' that is very loud is very powerful. ”

Ning Haiping smiled and said, "Xiaohui has a lot of imagination, but you guessed wrong. The newspaper was wrapped in the four 2s and the big and small kings in the playing cards. These two 'bombs' are hugely powerful. ”

After Ning Haiping finished speaking, everyone was stunned, a burst of laughter, think about it carefully, it is true, in Jiangyang, people like to use playing cards, play a kind of gambling nature, called "fighting landlords" poker game, four of the same playing cards are "bombs", the big and small kings are the most powerful "bombs", and then, it is four 2 powerful.

After laughing, Ma Minggang asked Ning Haiping and said, "Captain Ning, how did you deal with this matter in the end?" It's not going to be that simple. ”

Ning Haiping said: "Director Ma, you don't know, I saw the four 2s and big and small kings wrapped in the newspaper at that time, and I couldn't cry or laugh; After following the clues, he quickly caught the informant, and when he interrogated the turtle grandson, he said that he had fought with his friends all night and lost a lot of money; Angry, he wrapped the big and small kings and four 2s in the playing cards, wrapped them in newspapers, stuffed them into a black plastic bag and carried them, and when he passed the station, he threw the bag into the trash can in the waiting room, and then called the police at the gate of the station.

We said that he reported false police and disrupted the social order, and the turtle grandson did not admit it, and kept asking me, Captain Ning, why did you say that I reported false police? Tell me, are the big and small kings and the four 2s very powerful 'bombs'? I'm not lying. In the end, we had no choice but to detain the man for 15 days in accordance with the public security punishment regulations. ”

After Ning Haiping's joke was finished, everyone said a few glasses of wine to each other, and then instructed the service staff to serve the meal, and after the meal came, Ma Minggang picked up the wine glass and said: "Let's drink here today and meet again another day; We drank the door glass of wine and ate. After speaking, he took the lead in drinking the wine in his glass.

After dinner, seeing that the time for work has not yet arrived, everyone sat on the sofa in the box and chatted; After the waiter poured a cup of tea for everyone and left, Ma Minggang looked at Yue Haohan and said, "Xiao Yue, if you want to build a bridge over the Longwang River, it is not a difficult thing for the main leaders of the county and township; But for you, a college student who has just gone to work, without the support of the leadership, it can be said that it is more difficult to build a bridge on that river than to climb to the sky! ”

Yue Haohan said: "Director Ma, I went to the county party committee in the morning to find Chen Guoyun, deputy secretary of the county party committee, and reported my thoughts to him in detail, he said that as long as the township and county are not allowed to take money, and he will come forward to coordinate the operation in the township and county, the county and township leaders should agree to build bridges." ”

"What? What do you use to build bridges without taking money? How dare you think about it! Do you know how much money is needed to build that bridge according to the standard? Ma Minggang stared at Yue Haohan with a pair of eyes and asked.

Yue Haohan said: "Bridge building funds, I have an immature idea; As long as I agree to build the bridge, I can go to the province and find a few friends to help get some money from the province. The point is, I don't know what departments I should find in the province to get such funds. ”

Hearing Yue Haohan say this, Ma Minggang stretched out his right hand, patted it on his thigh, and said: "Xiaoyue, you are 'sleepy and meet the pillow'; As long as you can get in touch with Director Yang Siyuan and Director Yang of the Comprehensive Planning Department, and strive for three or five hundred thousand funds, there will be no problem at all; If you find a strong relationship, maybe you don't have to worry about the whole bridging fund anymore. ”

After Ma Minggang pointed out the way to Yue Haohan to fight for funds, he picked up the cup in front of him, drank a few sips of tea, put down the cup, and said: "Xiaoyue, being able to win funds is just the beginning, if the funds are really won, it is difficult to say whether they can all be used in the matter of building bridges over the Longwang River when they come back!" ”

Yue Haohan looked at Ma Minggang with questioning eyes and asked, "Director Ma, the funds are going to be won back, what problems will there be?" The rest of the matter is to worry about how to build the bridge! ”

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