Chapter 228: Touching Porcelain
After Zhou Yi finished replenishing the wood qi, he found that the burly man was knocking on the car door and shouting, frowning slightly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
In his cognition, Secretary An should be an expert in dealing with such people, why is it out of order now?
He was too busy with Tintin's plan to think deeply, as if he had just thrown the burly man aside so that he could continue on his way.
"Hey! You kid still have the guts to come back! ”
The burly man's eyes lit up when he saw Zhou Yi, and he rolled up his sleeves to meet him.
His plan is also very simple, since he can't knock on the car door, and it is impossible to smash it open, it is better to start with this kid who "ran away" and try to see if the two beauties in the car can be lured out.
When the time comes, there will inevitably be physical contact between pushing and shoving......
When he thought of this, his saliva almost came out.
Zhou Yi saw the burly man coming up, he was stunned at first, and then had a sense of absurdity.
Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?
Have you reached this level?
Zhou Yi instantly gave up this plan and was ready to use worldly power to solve this matter.
Because, when Zhou Yi was in school, except for helping Yuan Shuai solve troubles and fighting a few times, he was a good student the rest of the time.
Even when I work part-time, I work hard, quietly collect money, and rarely pay attention to other things.
After graduating, Zhou Yi searched for a job for three months without success, and in addition to being hit, he actually did not accumulate much social experience.
Therefore, Zhou Yi can be regarded as a pink fresh graduate.
And thinking about the situation in front of him, because of some accidents, disputes with others, and then some quarrels and even fights, Zhou Yi has never experienced it, let alone solved it.
"Using the power of ordinary people to solve life problems is also a rare life experience, right?"
Zhou Yi muttered a few words to himself, and instantly greeted him.
However, Zhou Yi didn't try to say anything, but instead took the burly man as air and walked straight to the car.
The burly man was a little stunned, and he didn't react until Zhou Yi walked in front of him, and subconsciously turned sideways to avoid it.
After all, he is not the kind of person who is awesome and will not directly hit people.
Although Zhou Yi successfully made the burly man back down, he was also stunned.
I thought to myself, "Could it be that a certain master is right?" If you are invincible in your heart, you can be invincible in the world? ”
However, things are not simple.
The burly man suddenly became a little annoyed and angry, and hurriedly took two steps to grab Zhou Yi's shoulder: "You kid stop me!" ”
How fast Zhou Yi's thinking speed and reaction nerves are!
Within the second that the burly man's hand touched his shoulder, Zhou Yi had already turned countless years.
"Lift your foot and kick the guy in the back?"
"Grab the man's arm and throw it over the shoulder?"
"Dodging this catch?"
"Quickly run into the car and run away?"
Zhou Yi instantly denied these ideas again, because it was too boring.
It is true that he wants to use worldly power to solve the problems in front of him, but he also wants to show that he is superior to others, isn't it?
This is superior, since you don't want to show absolute strength, then use infinite wisdom!
After Zhou Yi decided, he suddenly started to run, and went straight to the driver's seat of the car in front of him.
This action is very obvious, playing a porcelain car thief who directly collects the burly man's car!
Zhou Yi was thinking that if the burly man immediately noticed this plan, he would definitely catch up with him, and then he could stage a battle for the driver's seat.
In this case, it is a wrestling between men, which is very interesting.
However, Zhou Yi was very disappointed.
Because, the burly man was stunned and didn't know how to react.
Zhou Yi looked at the car that had not yet turned off, and became even more angry, so he pointed at the burly man and scolded:
"! What a fool you awoke! I'm going to drive your car away, so I don't know how to grab it? ”
The burly man was even more confused, and even forgot his original purpose, and asked stupidly, "What are you driving my car for?" Do you know me well? I don't seem to know you, huh? ”
Zhou Yi suddenly had a huge sense of superiority.
Wisdom!
Therefore, Zhou Yi was not angry anymore, and calmly pointed out the burly man with dementia:
"Touch porcelain! Ever heard of it? We first braked hard to provoke you, and then tricked you into getting out of the car and drove your car away, you know? ”
The burly man woke up like a dream, his face changed greatly, and he jumped to his feet and threatened: "Don't mess around, you kid!" The road is full of cameras, and you can't run away even if you steal the car! ”
Zhou Yi faced such a person with a low IQ, he didn't even have the heart to play with it, and sighed and said, "You are 4 not 4 stupid!" Don't run over here and drive away! I really don't bother to grab a fool's car! ”
With a happy expression on his face, the burly man quickly ran into the car and drove in gear.
Zhou Yi looked at the panicked face of the burly man in the car with a comfortable face, and his heart was full of praise for himself.
Playing with someone between your fingers is indeed an extraordinary sense of achievement.
Squeak -
The car drove a few meters and then suddenly braked sharply and stopped.
In Zhou Yi's surprised gaze, the burly man poked out his head and threatened viciously: "Boy! Brother has a dash cam! You're just waiting to get in! ”
After finishing speaking, the burly man quickly retracted his head, and the car slipped away.
"Stupid!"
Zhou Yi made a two-word conclusion and got into the car.
The two women had different expressions.
Shen Jiawen smiled, and Secretary An couldn't hide his curiosity, but he didn't ask.
Zhou Yi was in a good mood at this time, and took the initiative to ask, "Jiawen, what are you laughing at?" ”
Shen Jiawen didn't expect Zhou Yi to take the initiative to ask, and was stunned for a moment before complimenting: "I didn't expect you to be a master of porcelain, it's really amazing!" ”
Zhou Yi felt that what Shen Jiawen said didn't seem to be the truth, but he didn't mean to dig deeper, so he asked Secretary An instead: "Now that I'm in a good mood, if you have any questions, just come!" ”
Secretary An's mood at this time was very urgent, and he subconsciously used some charming skills, looking at Zhou Yi with great admiration, and his tone was as eager as a brainless fan:
"Are you really going to touch porcelain?"
Zhou Yi suddenly felt that it was quite cool to fool people, so he responded with a serious face: "The night is long, and calling the two of you out is just to go for a ride and touch porcelain!" ”
Secretary An's cheeks flushed even more: "It's really a porcelain play!" I'll just say, what's the point of grabbing a car and not being able to sell it for a few bucks? Just, when did you make the plan? How can you control my behavior and that of the escaped fool? Is Sister Jiawen your trust? Are you fiddling around with bags of sanitary napkins just to distract me, so you brake suddenly? ”
The smile on Zhou Yi's face disappeared, and he coughed dryly and said coldly: "This matter is more complicated, let's talk about it later!" Now let's get down to business and drive well! ”
"Yes! Master Zhou! ”
Secretary An responded excitedly and concentrated on driving.
Zhou Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and patted Shen Jiawen's head dotingly to express his appreciation.
A witty and loyal beauty is rare! (To be continued.) )