Chapter 62 Scheming
There are many things in life that are full of helplessness, and this helplessness is often sudden and unexpected.
The day after Tang Zui signed a contract with Tianjing Daily, this helplessness came.
was still woken up by the phone, this time it was Dong Shanshan's phone.
The content of the call was very brief, and it seemed that Dong Shanshan was dealing with some urgent matters, so she just said a few words: "Tang drunk, you have been scolded again!" On the chat group! ”
After finishing speaking, Dong Shanshan hung up the phone.
After Tang Zui listened, he was also a little curious, and noticed that his mood was "curious", not "surprised", which showed a very serious matter, that is, he was used to being scolded.
After Dong Shanshan woke him up, Tang Zui didn't feel sleepy, so he opened the chat group of "Tang Shengshi".
In the past few days, because Tang has been drunk with a lot of things, he has a lot less time to communicate with the members of the group than before, but this does not prevent him from having a relationship with these first batch of die-hard fans.
"Brothers, I'm here, Wang Kun, Dadao, and all the brothers, your mother told you to get up and eat!"
As soon as Tang Zui's words were posted, the replies in the group increased:
Wang Kun: "I'm the next Olympics! I saw my king today! ”
Dadao: "Brother Tang, tell them if we have met?" Nima, I don't know that the video recorded by that bastard doesn't even have my lens, uncle! ”
Mobile phone: "Brother Tang, the big knife really saw you!" ”
Pickles: "Brother Tang, you don't know, in the past few days, as soon as the big knife came to the group, he began to compare, saying something 'zero contact with you', uncle, he blows this Bobby, I almost believe it!" ”
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After Tang Zui saw it, he felt bitter in his heart, he really wanted to give himself two slaps, when he saw He Fan, what kind of force he pretended, but he recognized the wrong person, and it was a big knife, the key is that the big knife is still a big mouth, he was bitter in his heart, and said helplessly on the Internet: "Brothers, the past is unbearable!" ”
Pickles: "Won't you?" Donald, you've really seen a big knife! And I also recognized the wrong person, uncle, this is so unfair! ”
Cellphone: "I don't believe it!" ”
Sauerkraut: "I don't believe it either!" ”
Juice: "I don't believe in +1 either"
Wang Kun: "I... I also want to get up close and personal with Brother Tang..."
Iron Coral: "I see your Donald almost all day. ”
As soon as Dong Shanshan came out, the pot exploded directly in the group, and everyone rushed up screaming as if they had eaten an inferior aphrodisiac:
Water cup: "Sister Shanshan, please take a photo!" ”
Low-key: "Sister Shanshan, ask for a group photo!" ”
Wang Kun: "Sister Shanshan, I also want to see the photos!" ”
......
Dong Shanshan seemed to completely overshadow Tang Zui's limelight as soon as she came out, and when the group looked at it, it was all "Sister Shanshan" who brushed together, which made Tang Zui very hurt.
Iron Coral: "I don't count what I said, after all, your Donald hasn't agreed yet, how can I be embarrassed to blow up the photos!" ”
Wang Kun: "As Donald's No. 1 lackey, I agreed on behalf of Donald!" ”
Big knife: "As Donald's second lackey, I agreed on behalf of Donald!" ”
Cell phone: "I as...."
...
Iron Coral: "As Donald's thirty-second lackey, I agree on behalf of Donald!" ”
....
Tang Zui looked at the chat in the group, his heart was excited, and he typed directly:
Tang drunk: "On behalf of Boss Tang himself, I agreed!" ”
Everyone: "Donald is mighty!" ”
Dong Shanshan did not hesitate, and directly exploded the photo, to be honest, it was not a photo, because the photo of Tang Zui had already been transmitted to each of them through video or video.
When the picture was loaded, Tang Zui was directly stupid, because in that photo, he was rolling his eyes speechlessly!
"I'm the next Ao!" After Tang Zui saw the photo, he was directly frightened, almost having an epilepsy in his upper body and a stroke in his lower body!
When Tang Zui saw the photo, his memory went directly back to his own mother, and his future mother-in-law was teasing him, but this photo focused on Tang Zui's one, and it was a facial expression.
Wang Kun: "Boss Tang is still the same as on the video... Ugly, it's just that this one is too much... It's so special! ”
Broadsword: "Quack! Donald, mighty! ”
Sauerkraut: "Quack! ”
Cell phone: "Quack! ”
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After everyone laughed for a while, Dong Shanshan said again: "Brothers, it's time for us to get down to business." ”
Wang Kun: "By the way, Sister Shanshan almost forgot if she didn't say it, that brother, Boss Tang was scolded again." ”
Tang drunk: "Wang Kun, what does the word 'again' you use!" You come over to me, I promise not to kill you! ”
Sauerkraut: "I'm the next Ao!" Donald has a new quote! 'I promise not to kill you', good writing! ”
Mobile: "It's been included, I'll send it out again when I have enough twenty!" ”
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Tang drunk: "Brothers, shouldn't you pay attention to the fact that I was scolded?" ”
Wang Kun: "Brother Tang, aren't you often scolded?" It doesn't matter! ”
Sauerkraut: "That's it!" ”
Dadao: "I believe that Donald is more professional in handling this kind of thing than us, so I decided not to go out of the mountain for the time being, hey!" I'm going to study hard! ”
Cell phone: "Me too!" ”
Iron Coral: "I think so too, and I'm busy now, so I won't get involved, I'll withdraw first!" ”
Yunduo: "Me too, my son is going to breastfeed again, and I have withdrawn!" ”
Matsuki: "Well, I'm sorry because I'm always busy with my job!" Donald, I believe you can handle it yourself, what, I'll go to a meeting! ”
......
Tang drunk: "'@全体成员', your uncle!" ”
Everyone: "I don't have an uncle." ”
Tang drunk: "....."
Pine: "Donald, please go through the chat history." ”
Wang Kun: "Pine tree, your uncle's!" ”
Sauerkraut: "Pine, your uncle!" ”
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Tang Zui couldn't help but be more curious when he saw Songshu's reply and was scolded by everyone after Songshu replied to him, so he opened the chat history.
When he saw the chat history, the corners of his mouth showed a warm and happy arc.
He was in his hometown, just an orphan, without family, without friends, but here, he has.
All the people in the Tang Dynasty are his family, his brothers, and his friends, because they have always cared about themselves.
Chat log, 7:12.
Wang Kun: "Brothers, come out quickly, Boss Tang has been scolded!" ”
Big knife: "I'm Uncle O's!" That bastard scolded Donald again! ”
Sauerkraut: "Uncle's! ....”
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One record and one text after another, it seems that there is no emotion, but the sentences of national scolding are all strong affection, and the sentences of "Donald" are all deeply concerned.
Tang Wang, Tang Boss, is just a title, but it contains different feelings, "Tang Wang", is a kind of honorific title, although there are feelings, but more of a worship; But "Donald", although vulgar, is more like a buddy in the world, an old friend for a long time.
Tang Zui didn't know when his title was changed to "Boss Tang", but this did not prevent him from being moved in his heart.
"Dude, you can't bear to let me fight alone!" Tang drunk said on the Internet with a slightly sour nose.
Wang Kun: "Bear with me! ”
Broadsword: "Bear with me!" ”
....
Iron Coral: "Bear with me! ”
...
Pine: "Boss Tang, you've been writing too hard in the past two months, let's relieve the scolding!" ”
Yunduo: "Boss Tang, what we said is true, Sister Shanshan has told us, you have no day and night codewords, you should really have a good rest, we are not in a hurry." ”
Wang Kun: "Sit back and wait for Donald's latest national scolding to be released!" ”
Dadao: "I also think that the national scolding is more enjoyable to watch than the novel!" ”
...
After Tang Zui saw everyone's reply, whether it was domineering or lyrical, suddenly his eyes were hazy with tears, he wiped his eyes fiercely, and typed a few words on the computer with emotion:
"You're all scheming!"