Chapter 231: Buy a car!
At this time, many female guests raised their hands, and Lei Hai said: "Okay, then let's take a look, what are the problems with the female guests, No. 7." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Female guest No. 7: "Mr. Gao, I think you are also a successful person, why can't you find a partner so far?" Is it because you must have the other party to learn Chinese culture? ”
"Yes," Gao Qiming nodded, "I think that if a person can't learn Chinese studies, he is simply not worthy of being a heavenly person." I am a person who has high requirements for my girlfriend, at least to be empathetic, tolerant, humble and respectful, and gentle. There is not only a slender, docile, and subtle side, but also a lingering, deep, innocent, and warm side. And at least you have to be in the right place, right, I think it's difficult for women from too poor backgrounds to get along. ”
"Bang bang bang!" As soon as he said this, he extinguished five more lights!
At this time, it was a little embarrassing, Gao Qiming's requirements were too high......
Wei Ming fanned the flames for Zheng Qitian with a dazzling smile below: "Mr. Zheng, when you look at this show, you won't choose the guests you choose, and you made such a teasing, oops, it's nothing to look at." ”
Zheng Qitian smiled and shook his head: "I think it's quite interesting, don't be in a hurry first, I'll take a look when I come." ”
At this time, Lei Hai pointed to No. 11 again: "No. 11, please speak." ”
The eleventh female guest asked, "Mr. Gao, may I ask what you mean by the Four Books and the Five Classics?" ”
"The Four Books refer to the University, the Mean, the Analects, and Mencius," Gao Qiming replied with a smile: "The Five Classics refer to the Book of Songs, the Book of Rites, the Book of Rites, the Book of Changes, and the Spring and Autumn Period. Are you satisfied with my answer? ”
The female guest No. 11 nodded: "Satisfied." ”
The audience let out another "oh".
"It's a bit of a surprise," Zheng Qitian in the audience said: "I don't blame this person for being scared, he still has some ability." ”
Wei Ming said in his heart: "This is not nonsense, Gao Qiming was sent to make trouble, so he must master these basic knowledge." ”
Lei Hai pointed to the female guest No. 24 again: "No. 24." ”
The female guest No. 24 asked, "Mr. Gao, you said that you require the subject to be at least understanding, tolerant, humble, respectful, and gentle. Not only has a delicate, docile, and subtle side, but also has a lingering, deep, innocent, and passionate side, and it also has to be right with you, do you think such a woman exists? ”
Hearing this question, Gao Qiming smiled and said, "Why doesn't it exist?" I think Miss Bingfei Bai Yaning fully meets all my standards. ”
Wang Hao almost choked to death by a mouthful of water - you are still your brother's competitor?!
You pretended to be like this on stage and in the short film, is this a total confession to our Bing Concubine?
Of course, you can't say this, you can watch it before you decide.
"Okay," seeing that the question was almost done, Lei Hai pointed to the big screen: "Then let's watch the next short video." ”
The second short film is about love history, only to listen to Gao Qiming in the short film said: "I asked my object to like classical literature, but unfortunately my previous object couldn't read it, and finally had to break up." In fact, there are many girls in real life who pursue me, but either they are not educated enough, or their background is not good, and I can't be willing. So this time I came to the stage of Do Not Disturb, and I hope to find a girl who suits me......"
A short film was playing on the stage here, and Liu Qisheng, who was watching the recording of the show backstage, suddenly said urgently: "Stop!" Stop! ”
An assistant said, "Director Liu, what's wrong?" ”
"You play the camera back," Liu Qisheng said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, slow down...... Okay, stop! When the camera stopped, Liu Qisheng looked at the three people sitting in the camera and said in surprise: "Zheng Qitian!" He's actually here! And Wei Ming! No way! ”
The secretary who followed him asked in a low voice, "Director Liu, do you know these three people?" ”
"Nonsense!" Liu Qisheng said excitedly: "Zheng Qitian, do you know who it is?!" The president of Duobao Herbal Tea! He's here and you think I can't get excited?! ”
The secretary was also stunned: "Huh? President of Duobao Herbal Tea! I heard that their company invests tens of millions of dollars in advertising a year! ”
"So," Liu Qisheng touched his chin and pondered carefully, "What does he mean by coming here today?" Still with that Wei Ming by his side?! That Wei Ming is the sales director of our biggest competing TV station! He's here because ......"
Liu Qisheng hurriedly thought for a while, and then his eyes lit up: "He must be here to talk about advertising business!" Definitely! To put it simply, this Zheng Qitian's previous advertisement on Wei Ming TV has expired, and now Wei Ming is coming to him to ask for the next year's advertisement, but Zheng Qitian should not have agreed, so they will appear here......"
After all, he is a veteran in the circle, Liu Qisheng figured out the general joint after thinking about it carefully, and said hurriedly: "What should I do, how can I leave him in our TV station?" Tens of millions of advertising dollars a year! This Wei Ming has already pulled away customers several times, and this time he has contacted Zheng Qitian again, damn! ”
The secretary was also anxious: "What should I do then?" Why don't I go and ask him over? ”
"Don't, as soon as you go to please, it will be even more difficult to talk at that time, and how can you get in the position where he is sitting?" Liu Qisheng hurriedly turned around the ground and said, "What should I do?" What to do? He thought about it for a while and didn't come up with any good solution, and finally could only sigh and say: "It's hopeless, you see their eyebrows flying, this guy is a well-known master of digging corners!" Alas, tens of millions of advertising dollars a year! This is a big customer, and all TV stations are rushing to tie up the figures! Even if we really invest, we can only be one-third of Wei Ming's price, and we have to consider it! ”
"Well," the secretary sighed, too, "they may have come to see our jokes." ”
Liu Qisheng is anxious to heat the pot ants here, and this short film in the studio hall is almost played.
Just look at Gao Qiming on the big screen and say: "So what about women, it can be summed up in five." Kind-hearted, gentle and considerate, optimistic and enterprising, amorous, open-minded. ”
At the end of the short film, the audience was extremely shocked, and there were really a lot of requirements!
Even Wang Hao sighed: "Oh, your requirements are so high, I'm afraid this object is not easy to find." ”
"Try it," Gao Qiming pushed his glasses and said, "Actually, I didn't have much hope when I came here......
The audience below burst into laughter.
Wei Ming hugged his stomach with a smile in the audience, and thought while laughing: "Hahaha, well done!" I already knew this thing was a tease, and sure enough, yes! I'm afraid there is no such excellent woman in this world, right?! ”
"The requirements are really high," Zheng Qitian shook his head with a smile, and said: "Having one or two things is already one in a hundred, and you have to read all of these five things, and you have to be familiar with the four books and five classics, hehe......"
At this time, there are still four lights on the field, and it seems that these four people should be able to stay until the end, which are the eighth, thirteenth, sixteenth, and twenty-second.
"No. 8," Wang Hao asked the No. 8 female guest: "You raised your hand, is there any problem?" ”
Female guest No. 8: "I want to ask, I really haven't read the Four Books and Five Classics before, and of course I can't do what he said in the short film, but I think he seems to be quite interesting, so I want to keep the light to see." I just don't know if he will mind this. ”
"I'm really sorry, I really mind," Gao Qiming said: "I will never like a woman who doesn't like Chinese studies." Those requirements in the short film are also a must. ”
The audience below suddenly let out a long "oh-" sound.
"Bang bang!" The lights went out at the same time on the eighth and sixteenth!
Female guest No. 22: "Actually, I'm quite curious, Mr. Gao has such high requirements for women, what do you have for yourself?" There really is the perfect goddess in your mind, can you be worthy of her? Just by your looks and figure, those tens of millions of assets and two BMWs? ”
"What is this girl?" Gao Qiming frowned and looked at it.
"No. 22," Wang Hao said with a smile, "Is Mr. Gao going to answer her question?" ”
"Actually, I don't want to answer this question," Gao Qiming said proudly: "Because I don't think I need to explain what I'm doing to someone who is not the goddess of my dreams, thank you." ”
The audience below booed again.
Zheng Qitian was a little overwhelmed: "This person is really too annoying and annoying." ”
Sun Xiuyun nodded and said, "Mr. Zheng, your company's tens of billions of assets are not as jumpy as him, this person is really annoying." ”
Bang bang, the last thirteenth and twenty-second lights out at the same time!
Zheng Qitian touched his chin and said with a smile: "This is interesting, this man seems to be here to kick the gym." ”
You know, this is the first episode of the show, and one person came up and directly killed all the female guests on the stage, which is really awesome!
"Mr. Host, Mr. Wang Hao," Gao Qiming saw that everyone was turning off the lights, pushed his glasses proudly, and smiled: "It's a pity that you don't have a girl here who is suitable for me." This time it seems that I have come in vain again, so I will take my leave. ”
Several photographers on the side also looked at each other, this first episode of the show encountered such a thing at the beginning, is this broadcast or not?
"No matter, record it first," one person said: "If you don't broadcast it, see what Wang Hao says when the time comes, let's just record!" ”
The audience was quiet, waiting to see how the host and Wang Hao would solve it.
Lei Hai didn't know what to do at this time, but he was a little anxious, and said: "Oh, it's a pity, I express deep regret that Mr. Gao didn't find a suitable object for him, and I also asked Mr. Gao to rest backstage......
This basically means that this person's business is over.
Wei Ming said with a smile: "Mr. Zheng, I watched this show in general, I encountered such a thing in the first issue, you see that the host's face is red, oops, that's it, or let's go back and continue to talk about our advertising." ”
As he said this, he was about to pull Zheng Qitian out, and at this time, many spectators in the audience were also a little shaken.
After all, the first person in the first issue lost such a big person, and he was helpless to be ridiculed all the way, so there will be nothing to see in this show after that - it seems that the guests slapped the faces of the host and mentor?
But he didn't want to, just when Gao Qiming was about to leave the stage and the audience was about to leave, Wang Hao finally spoke! (To be continued.) )