Chapter 24: How to Use Clowns Correctly
Time flew quickly, and the two teams changed sides in the second half.
In the 55th minute, Leeds United expanded the score again. Ian Westlake, who started the game, finally found an opportunity after being entangled with the opponent for a long time, and got rid of the opponent's direct wide range of passes to the left, captain Thompson immediately forced a breakthrough forward with the ball, Millwall's right-back rushed to the defense, and Thompson quickly passed the ball back to Douglas in the middle.
Douglas dribbled in the middle after receiving the ball, and Millwall's two midfielders were still defending Dacosta behind him, and the current Millwall backline was completely exposed to his eyes, but the opportunity was fleeting, and he could not complete the feat of challenging the entire backline with his own skills. Fortunately, there is also a fast Beckford in the frontcourt.
It was also Douglas who just dribbled and didn't sprint, so he left enough acceleration area for Beckford. Facing the goalkeeper who abandoned the goal directly, Beckford passed directly to the feet of Flo, who temporarily shook off the defender in front of the goal, and in the face of the empty goal, Flo scored easily.
For this goal, the happiest is the head coach Wise. At this time, he had already run to Millwall's coach's seat and sang and danced there, completely to avenge the opponent's arrogance before the game, and finally under a lighter, cans and other cheers, Wise triumphantly returned to his side, looking at his own people in a cold sweat, lest coach Wise be hit by something and go directly to the hospital.
The provocation ended, the game continued, and Millwall, who had no fighting spirit, was directly destroyed.
In the 60th minute, Sean made a direct long pass to the front, and Hausen, who had just come on as a substitute, faced the defenders, directly accelerated, and then hit the goal directly without stopping, and the ball magically flew into the dead corner of the goal. Tang Fei, who was watching the backfield, shook his head and only **** transported away.
With his first goal in the league, Hausen seemed to have suddenly opened his mind, and he was in great form and could do anything in midfield. In the 78th minute, another long-range shot broke the goal, and Coach Wise, who was watching directly on the field, was also dumbfounded, not to mention others.
In the end, the Millwall manager, who spoke wildly before the game, directly suffered the bitter fruit and was slaughtered by Leeds United with 4 goals. After the game, the Millwall manager was directly dismissed by the club, citing the fact that the team lost and lost, which ruined the team's image. He also became the first League One coach to sack this season.
At the press conference after the game, Wise took Hausen to participate, and Hausen, who participated in the press conference for the first time, directly explained to Wise that not all players were as comfortable as Tang Fei when they were interviewed for the first time and answered appropriately.
"Mr. Hausen, are you satisfied with your performance in this game?" A female reporter began to ask questions.
"It's okay, in fact, if I had played earlier, maybe the opponent would have been solved in the first half." Haosen looked at the reporter with pride.
Big news, is this a direct bombardment of the team's manager, is there discord within Leeds United? However, looking at the head coach Wise next to him, he still has a breezy style, is it wrong to guess. However, as a qualified entertainment reporter, this kind of news is not chased.
"Do you feel like you're not fully utilizing?" The reporter continued to ask.
"......" Hausen looked at the reporter who asked the question, and was completely unresponsive.
"Are you defying us reporters?" Seeing Haosen's reaction, the reporter who asked the question was instantly angry.
Looking at him, Haosen felt that it would be better to explain, saying that he was really a good person! "No, I'll only answer questions from beautiful women."
Cold field, instant cold field, such a strange existence completely shocked the reporters present today. However, for the sake of the future, the male reporter can only temporarily hold back his grievances.
"How do you feel you are and is the manager wrong about you?" This time, it was finally a beautiful reporter who stood up and asked a question, and it was the kind of very beautiful and beautiful, and the little heart of Haosen was beating straight when she saw it.
"Of course! Who am I, I'm the best midfielder in the world. "When he saw the beauty, he instantly forgot who he was, and Hausen started this speech that impressed all the fans on him." I have a strong body, magic tricks, rocket speed...... As England's strongest midfielder, my absence from the national team is the biggest loss, a loss for world football. ……”
Looking at Haosen, who was still boasting, the reporters on the scene were completely speechless, from the beginning when Haosen said what the reporter wrote, to now watching Haosen boast that the reporter was too lazy to write. By now, reporters have finally understood why when they thought Howson was bombarding the manager at first, Leeds United coach Wise looked indifferent, it turned out that he had known that Howson was a psychopath. Yes, Howson, who is still singing praises for himself, has been defined as a patient with schizophrenia, and if he publishes this report after he goes back, I believe that the editor-in-chief will also send him away as a psychopath.
For a full 15 minutes, Haosen finally ended his boasting, drank a sip and moistened his throat, Haosen looked at the reporters below with satisfaction, and fantasized about his wise appearance and reports in tomorrow's newspaper, it seems that his road to fame is not far away. Thinking about it, Haosen actually laughed unconsciously at the scene.
In the silent venue, everyone was looking at Haosen, who was still concerned about lewdness, with idiot eyes, and he was able to laugh out loud on the spot, which really confirmed the reporter's judgment from the side.
Seeing the reporters in the audience who were already about to be cried by Haosen, Wise decided to let Haosen come out next time if he was unhappy with these reporters, but forget it today. After testing the effect, Wise finally spoke. "Today's press conference will be over if there are no problems for everyone."
Then, looking at the reporters who nodded frantically in the audience, the host ended the farcical press conference with a wry smile.
The complacent Hausen, the breezy Wise, the crying and laughing host and the relieved reporter form a vivid picture at this moment.
The next day, the team returned to Leeds City. Along the way, Haosen kept boasting about his heroic performance at the press conference, saying that he would be famous in two days at most.
However, in less than two days, just one day, Haosen's report appeared directly on the Internet. The full video of yesterday's press conference uploaded on the Internet, netizens directly reprinted it millions of times in one day, left tens of millions of messages, and watched nearly five million people.
Almost all of England knew that there was a man named Howson at Leeds United in League One, and at the same time, Howson finally had a nickname, which was different from his own boasting before, and this time fans all over England recognized the nickname - England's Joker. This clown is even more famous than the Argentine clown.
At this time, in the Leeds United training ground, Hausen was holding a laptop and looking at the message under the video with a bitter face, the more he watched, the more bitter he became, and he couldn't wait to scream twice - the baby was bitter in his heart! Putting down the computer, Haosen looked at the unscrupulous teammates who were making fun of him as if no one was around, Haosen hated to fight even more, don't let me find the one who took the video, otherwise I will definitely kill him, ah! The expression of wanting to cry without tears made the others laugh more than once, and the training ground instantly turned into a sea of happiness.
At this time, in the head coach's office, Wise was leaning against the window and looking at Hausen who was looking up to the sky and sighing in the stadium with a wicked smile, his fingertips constantly turning a small plate. Don't think about it, this video is specially shot by Wise, for the role of Hausen in the team, coach Wise gave a very big affirmation, his funny from time to time can enliven the atmosphere of the team, so that the players can maintain a cheerful mentality, and they can play better in the game. But Haosen's death behavior from time to time is even more of a headache for Wise, so catching such an opportunity can be regarded as a small punishment for Haosen.
No matter how depressed Hausen is, the days will go on. Leeds United host fourth-placed Yeower United on 28 October, and now they are just two points clear of Leeds United in the league standings, so this game will be a crucial game for both sides.
Wise, who was actively preparing for the game, thought it would be a big battle, but he didn't expect a big change directly on the field. At Elland Road Stadium, in the earth-shattering "clown" sound of the team's fans, Leeds United actually played the game easily.
In this game, Howson started directly, and the call of the "clown" can really boost morale, and Leeds United's form is not a little better than that of Yeovir players. Hausen sent another brilliant pass in the game, which directly assisted Flo to score. At other times, he was actively involved in the team's attack. In the end, the team beat Yeovil by 2 goals.
And Tang Fei looked at the high-spirited Haosen in the backfield, and thought: Maybe Johnny is really a player who is more inspired, stronger and faster, but seeing the high state of his friend, Tang Fei also began to be a little enthusiastic, and blocked Yeover's attack many times when defending.
Leeds have won four in a row and after four consecutive defeats last month, Leeds have won four in four games in October, moving up from 10th to fourth, replacing Yeovil's side. The media, which had been singing about the decline, began to praise Leeds again.
"Boys, look at the reports." On the training ground, head coach Wise handed out a large stack of newspapers to the crowd.
"Huh? Isn't that all a compliment to us? 'Some of the players look at the newspapers and the manager wants to say that we are doing well?
"It's not just that." Tang Fei quickly flipped through it and understood what Wise meant. "Look at the newspapers that report on these things."
Seeing that Tang Fei understood what he meant in an instant, Wise smiled with satisfaction.
Hearing Tang Fei say this, everyone looked at the newspaper in their hands again, and many people immediately understood.
"It's not the newspapers that kept singing about us last month." Captain Thompson suddenly realized. Players who didn't understand also woke up directly, yes, a lot of them are here.
"Hehe, these people are really undisciplined." Richardson shook his head with contempt.
"That's it, what is really there is sales, it will explode." Marquis echoed the same words. The other players nodded in agreement, their faces full of contempt.
"That's it, these things can be done, and if we want to win the championship, we have to rely on our own strength." Andy Hughes said.
"Yes." "Yes." When it comes to champions, everyone is looking at them with certainty.
"If you want me to say, it's better to write some Johnny news, it's best to blow up Johnny's art photos, with Johnny's current popularity, it must be more popular than anything else." Seeing that his players can have a clear understanding of these reports, head coach Wise is still very happy, and by the way, he also made a joke about Hausen.
"No, no, no, don't make such jokes, I feel like I've been unlucky enough right now." As soon as he heard that he was going to explode his own information, Haosen shook his hands in fear directly, and if he continued like this, his reputation would be over.
"Haha......" watched Hausen keep expressing his resentment about his current reputation, and everyone else laughed, England's clown is not in vain now.