Chapter 53: I was told to vomit blood
"It's a pity that after creating everything, he also saw that there are no idiots in this world, so he created you. You know? Two goods! ”
In an instant, the entire studio was silent, and even a pin could be heard clearly!
Everyone's eyes widened, looking at Dong Xiaobao who was talking eloquently in the field, everyone was stunned!
Since Dong Xiaobao has spoken, he naturally won't stop so quickly, if he doesn't cripple Huang Bo today, he is simply sorry for the party, the people, and the organization's trust in him!
Dong Xiaobao: "I have already warned you, although you practice swords, you can't practice indiscriminately!" Let you practice the sword, and you will practice it; Let you cultivate into a sword god, and you want to be a sword man; With a rotten sword, do you really think you are the cheapest in the world? It's ridiculous! Today, labor and management will call you to be a man! ”
Dong Xiaobao's mouth spit out characters like a machine gun.
"People like you are simply the perfect swordsman, and I can't make you cheap! I said, good son, why don't you listen to your father and me?"
After babbling for a long time, Dong Xiaobao stopped and looked around, he was already trapped in the crowd!
As for Huang Bo
The two eyes were the size of copper bells, snorting and panting, and the undulating chest and abdomen exposed the unrest in his heart.
Whoever encounters this will not be at peace!
Being scolded by a person just pointing at his nose like this, he can't even return his mouth, this feeling, this kind of grievance, is really not something that ordinary people can bear!
"You" Huang Bo was angry, his fingers trembling and pointing at Dong Xiaobao.
Dong Xiaobao slapped off the finger pointing at his nose, then pointed back, took a breath, and returned to his previous state again.
"You what you! Keep your dog's paws away! I don't know whose dog is not leashed, and I came here to spread the wild, and I am also drunk, don't dogs have long eyes? With so many people here, it's obviously not a kennel! Since it's a dog, go back to your kennel, don't be in the crowd of us, don't you know you're conspicuous? ”
Dong Xiaobao changed his posture and continued: "Also, don't look like the eldest and your second child, I know by looking at your handful of yellow hair that you are not good in the dog breed, you are definitely inferior, hybrid, referred to as hybrid!" This is the human world, as a dog, don't be too arrogant, otherwise it will be easy to be slaughtered, understand? ”
"You, You"
"You fart, you, what are you calling, blind Bibi! Dogs should be like dogs, don't keep pointing at others with your paws, do you know that this is rude? I" As soon as Huang Bo had a tendency to speak, he was directly snuffed out by Dong Xiaobao.
Now that I've been scolding for most of the day, Dong Xiaobao's mouth is almost dry, and Huang Bo hasn't even said a fart.
The whole person had a black face and was in an extremely bad mood.
I wailed in my heart - the script was clearly not like this!
In the script set up by Huang Bo himself, this should be the case
"Bang" kick in the door!
Dong Xiaobao: "Who are you?" ”
Huang Bo: "You don't know who I am, you don't deserve it!" ”
Dong Xiaobao: "Yo, you're still quite arrogant? ”
Huang Bo: "I'm not arrogant. I'm here to teach you how to be a man! ”
Dong Xiaobao: "Teach me to be a man?" Who are you, why do you teach me to be a man! ”
Huang Bo: "Just because I'm Huang Bo!" ”
Dong Xiaobao's face was frightened: "What? Are you Huang Bo? How could you be Huang Bo? Are you the best male host and the hottest male anchor in Chu City? “
Huang Bo sneered: "Hehe, now you know, right?" Am I eligible now? ”
Dong Xiaobao: "Yes, of course there is, of course you are qualified big brother you sit, sit down and educate me slowly, I damn it, I should fight!" I hit I have eyes and don't know Tarzan, I fight, I fight"
(after slapping)
Huang Bo crossed his waist and laughed: "Hahahaha"
(End of the play)
But now Huang Bo is confused.
This script is wrong!
Why didn't you follow your own script?
Where did the good cow go to?
It was the first time Huang Bo had encountered this situation, and his head crashed on the spot.
But for Dong Xiaobao, it's just right that this head crashed! Isn't this okay to point at the other person's nose and scold? Scold this girl to death!
This scene is quite spectacular!
Pointing at a well-known host's nose and scolding in front of hundreds of people, scolding the other party so much that he couldn't even talk back, this feeling is not too cool!
Dong Xiaobao has a cool rhythm!
The crowd around them was dumbfounded.
Is this Nima's situation a god?
Isn't this the host who is very popular in some show? Now this face, tsk
Deserve!
Make you unqualified!
The audience doesn't care whether Huang Bo is a well-known host or not, they only know that it was this guy who disturbed himself to listen to the lecture, so that he who was in the world of the Three Kingdoms would return to his original form at once! This feeling is quite embarrassing!
And who can blame this grievance? Blame Dong Xiaobao for the lecture?
Pull it down, it's to blame for listening to lectures in the future, right? So the audience's rise was surprisingly unanimously pointed to Huang Bo.
The one who came in with Huang Bo was also confused.
Who is this kid, so ruthless? Even Huang Bo was scolded as a dog
You must know that Huang Bo can be regarded as a poisonous mouth in the TV station, he was originally born as a host, and he is very slippery, and he doesn't gasp when he scolds people!
But look at him now, where is there still a little bit of the previous rebellious appearance?
His face was the color of pig liver, his lips were clenched, he kept trembling, his fists were clenched, and he just couldn't speak.
Looking into the eyes of the audience, everyone found that the audience was looking at the clown, disdain, disgust, contempt, all kinds of looks, in short, there was no good one.
How can you endure it in such a situation? Can you hold it back?
It's just so hard!
It's better to get to know each other on your own and go by yourself
Thinking about it, everyone patted Huang Bo on the shoulder, ready to pull him away.
One pull, no pull.
Pull again, still not moving.
I pulled it again, but it still didn't move.
Huang Bo's lips squirmed, trembling constantly, and his body began to swing.
Everyone around him saw the unrest in Huang Bo's heart, nonsense! I've been scolded as a dog, it's strange to be calm!
glanced at each other, and everyone saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.
Suddenly, Huang fluctuated, raised his hand suddenly, and pointed his strength at Dong Xiaobao from nowhere.
"You, You"
"Poof!"
As soon as he said two words, one didn't hold back, and directly spurted blood, and the whole person fell straight down.