I thought about it alone for a while, and then many people surrounded me and asked about my arrest by the police, and I looked at each of them with great irritation, but I couldn't tell the thousands of grass and mud horses in my heart.

Because everyone cares about my appearance, they all shush me and ask for warmth, and I can't help but know the good people's hearts and offend everyone.

Gao Qiang and the soldiers both ran over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Third brother, it's too boring, I don't take my two brothers with me in a fight." ”

My smile was stiff and I just talked back to them.

The soldier said: "If you take me, I am a gatekeeper by nature, and I will never let the third brother suffer a loss, you look at my body, whoever can step on me, I will obey whom." ”

Gao Qiang said and slapped the back of the soldier's head and said: "Don't be, you can do a few by yourself, but there are dozens of people, and one person and one fist will knock you out, I didn't see the third brother worried, and a few nonsense." ”

When I went into the toilet and squatted, Gao Qiang and the GI followed, and the GI took out a cigarette and lit it for us, and then began to blow smoke rings.

Gao Qiang said: "Third brother, are you worried about Ma Rong's affairs, don't worry too much, it's good that some things have passed." ”

I directly scolded Gao Qiang: "Do you know what the hell is a fart, Lao Tzu has never loved someone so much, I don't want to lose her like this, do you understand?" ”

They were so frightened by my sudden arrival that they choked on the smoke in their lungs, coughed vigorously, shed tears, stopped talking, and silently continued to smoke.

I then said, "What the hell do you think I'm going to do? ”

The two of them were still silent, no one spoke, I looked at them, they stared at each other with big eyes, and no one dared to answer my words.

"Aren't you dumb, don't pretend to be him, can you help my brother when I'm sad." I said to them.

They looked at each other, and the soldier said: "Third brother, I understand your mood very well, really, Gao Qiang he doesn't understand, he should, because he is still a virgin, and he doesn't understand the things between us men and women." ”

Gao Qiang chased after him and said: "Fart, I'm still better off with Han Xuanxuan, I'm not a virgin, isn't that a bad thing between men and women, who doesn't know." ”

"Grass, you are okay, Han Xuanxuan didn't get along with you, and she didn't sleep with you, you know a fart, you're a virgin."

The soldier pointed at Gao Qiang and said, Gao Qiang's face turned red, I really couldn't listen to it anymore, so I said: "Shut up for me, can you say something useful, I'm out of love, I'm a hurt man, can you stop stimulating me so much, okay?" ”

The two of them began to shut their mouths again, and they couldn't pry it open with a knife, and I suddenly asked, "What does it feel like to go to bed?" Is it cool? ”

Gao Qiang and the soldier looked at me with their mouths wide open at the same time, looking particularly surprised.

"Third brother, you won't be a virgin too." The GI asked.

I nodded, and continued to smoke and spit out smoke rings.

"I thought you were ** a long time ago, so that the brothers have always been that envious, let the brothers feel sorry for those girls, I didn't expect you to be still a place, haha." Gao Qiang couldn't stop laughing.

I patted him and said, "Brother is dedicated, never abusive, brother only has one heart, and he is only good to one person." ”

After I finished speaking, they both gave me a thumbs up, and I then asked the GI, "Did you and Zhao Juan do it?" ”

The GI proudly said, "Nonsense, that's a must." ”

Gao Qiang hurriedly asked: "Tell me quickly, what does it feel like, is it cool?" Is it exciting? ”

The GI began to look up and think about their scene at that time, and said to us: "I was so excited at that time, I was just messing around with Zhao Juan, coming and going quickly, but I didn't remember what I felt at that time." ”

"I'm grass, are you really happy to see B, just rub the edges, don't you time your speed by the second." I laughed at the GI and said to him with a smile.

The GI also began to blush at what we said, and said to us with an unhappy face: "No matter how good you are, don't be too sour to eat grapes." ”

We stood for a while, and suddenly wanted to squat, and the two of them also squatted with me, squatted down and continued to smoke, continue to chat, which was kind of help me regulate my mood.

The soldier said: "Third brother, based on my feelings about you, you are definitely not a virgin, do you think that Ren Ma Rong is going to break up with you and want to leave a good reputation for others?" ”

I snorted and said, "Your imagination is too rich, am I so noble, so great?" ”

Gao Qiang and the soldier said yes in unison, which made me very ashamed, I knew that I was not a good student, smoking, drinking, early love, skipping school, surfing the Internet, playing games, fighting, talking back to teachers, etc., I was simply a bad student who could be expelled from school for any reason, but I didn't expect the two of them to think so well, I was a little moved.

"Actually, when I was with Ma Rong, I was almost **, and when it came to the critical time, Ma Rong came to the eldest aunt, and I couldn't help it."

After I finished speaking, both of them felt pity for me, so I wondered, "Do you all want me to give Ma Rong up, so it's good." ”

"It must be, or Ren Ma Rong still thinks that you are impotent or sexually impotent."

"That is, if Ma Rong gets better with someone, she will definitely think that you are sick."

"Pull a few eggs, why are you sick, Lao Tzu's machine gun is majestic and high-spirited, and it makes her cool every night."

"Blow, blow hard."

"I'm grass, you don't believe it yet, Lao Tzu will let you see and understand, compare who is older and whose ying."

I had a cigarette in my mouth and stood in front of them without wiping my butt, and they both looked stupid.

They were all ashamed of themselves and didn't speak, looking at their own dicks, they all felt a little out of reach.

I said again: "Actually, I'm quite sorry, after all, Ma Rong and I got better, and I didn't get anything." ”

"Ren Ma Rong must also regret it." The GI followed.

So I thought about it, and went back to where I was, looking for toilet paper in my pocket, I was done, I didn't bring paper, so I asked them for it, Gao Qiang didn't bring either, and the soldier took out a little crumpled scratch paper from his ass pocket.

We can only look at each other, the soldier is very unfair to divide into three, to the least strong, Gao Qiang is very dissatisfied, keep scolding the soldier, the soldier is very reasonable to him said: "Just such a little paper, first we have to save paper, the second is the largest of my ass because it should be more points, your smallest ass should be less points, am I not doing it right?" ”

The soldier's theory left Gao Qiang speechless, so the three of us rubbed and kneaded the scratch paper in our hands into ideal toilet paper before wiping our butts.

Gao Qiang's toilet paper was too small, and his hand slipped accidentally, and his fingers were stained with some yellow poop, and he kept sniffing it to determine whether it was his poop, and after smelling it four or five times, he finally confirmed, so he retched and ran to the sink, and I couldn't raise my head with a smile in the back.

After a while, the school bell rang, and we followed the army downstairs to the cafeteria, and after eating, we went back to the dormitory.