45 45 (add a lot of small jokes)
01, about the post
One night, Su Wan was a little bored, and after visiting the website, she didn't think it was interesting, so she simply withdrew. I still didn't think it was interesting to toss and turn in bed, and suddenly a thought came to my head, maybe Xiang Shen was hiding something in the hard drive like other boys.
As soon as this idea came out, it couldn't be contained.
I got up neatly, opened "My Computer", and went into the DCE disk to check it out, but I didn't see anything exciting.
Although it's a little silly, I think it's good that he doesn't have this hobby. She was about to go back to bed, but suddenly her eyes lit up, and she found a folder named "2008" that caught her attention.
In the end, I couldn't stop my curiosity from opening it, but there were only a few screenshots inside.
The image reads as follows:
["Bai Tian, a talented girl in the law department, was snatched of love by a freshman"
"Xiang Chen, a talented man in the law department, fell into a love triangle"
"After the freshman confessed, he denied that he liked Xiang Chen"
……
Su Wan was in the headlines of campus BBS on the first day of school, but fortunately, no one knew who she was.
However, a layer master with the ID "I am righteous" has ruined all this.
"She really doesn't like Xiang Chen"
"She likes Luo Yuan from the school next door"
"Her name is Su Wan, a freshman in the Department of Information Management, and I ask the seniors to take care of her."
……
The ID with the name "Evening Breeze Gently Rising" said: Okay, I remember. 】
02, the evening breeze rises gently
When Xiang Chen came back, Su Wan hadn't slept yet, and when he finished washing, she hadn't slept yet, and her eyes were full of tenderness, as if she was expecting something.
"Why haven't you slept yet?"
"The evening breeze is gentle, I like you so much." Su Wan pretended to be coquettish and said something that sounded a little inexplicable and confusing to Xiang Chen at the moment.
"Huh?" The tone is uplifted, with infinite sexiness.
"Did you like me after I confessed to you?" Su Wan said unashamedly, as if she was popular.
"Hmm."
Su Wan didn't expect him to admit it so simply, there was no romance at all.
03, kissing
One night, after Xiang Chen sent Su Di away, he and Su Wan nested in the sofa to watch TV.
"Why do you like watching Korean dramas?" Su Wan was puzzled, when did a big man like to look at these Mary Sue White Lotus things?
"I don't like it, but I like to see you." Since Xiang Chen got married, he has become even more familiar with sweet words, and he didn't blush at all, but Su Wan was stunned for a while.
After Xiang Chen finished saying this, according to the general plot development in the past, Su Wan was about to start joking, but today was really a little weird, someone looked at her without blinking, and the handsome face was getting closer and closer to her, although there was a lot of actual combat, but she still blushed in the face of some romantic actions he sometimes made.
Seeing that the lips of the two people were about to touch, Su Wan actually reached out and pushed his chest, he was tempting her like this to seduce her to commit a crime.
"What are you doing? Su Di just slept. "Maybe he'll wake up when he moves.
As a result, someone reached out and pulled up a small, inconspicuous eyelash at the place of her lower eyelid.
Is it tolerable or unbearable, Su Wan pounced directly.
04, quarrel
Every time she quarreled, Su Wan didn't think Xiang Chen would take the initiative to show her goodwill, and in the end, she had to take the first step.
One day, the little two were about to fight, but Xiang Chen hugged her first, "If I don't bow my head, how can I see you?" Su Wan was directly melted in his arms, his heart was warm, and he continued, "I'm 185, and you're only 160, so it's doomed that I can only bow my head first, fool." ”
05, do. love
She sat in front of the computer and tilted her head to look at the screen, and the man leaned over and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”
Su Wan looked at the progress bar that was still slowly downloading, and even had a tendency to not move, "My sister recommended me to watch it." The man glanced at the name of the video, and the corners of his mouth went up, "Do you know what this is?" ”
Su Wan shook her head, "I don't know, he said it's a good thing, but it doesn't move when it is downloaded to 99.99%, it's annoying" The man leaned over and kissed her ear lightly and smiled evilly: "It's okay, the remaining 0.01% we can actually fight." ”
06, Su Di's education problem
Since Su Wan and Xiang Chen got married, many of Su Di's problems are basically managed by Xiang Chen, not that Su Wan doesn't want to care, it's just that some people have deprived her of this right for life, and there is no trace left. There are three reasons for this.
First: Su Di seems to like playing with Xiang Chen more.
Second, she thinks that boys may be better able to develop masculinity with their fathers.
Third: she can't get up in the morning.
Therefore, whether it is Su Di's pick-up and drop-off problem or the child's education problem, it is basically all pressed on Xiang Chen.
One day, Xiang Chen was taking Su Di to read the children's comic book of the Water Margin.
"Why are you showing him this?" Su Wan felt that the child was still young now, and it was not suitable for him to watch these things that were beating and killing, so he immediately expressed his doubts.
"Why can't this be seen wow?" Su Di was looking at it energetically, looking at Su Wan very puzzled, and expressed doubts about it.
"Because your mother envies our man's world." Su Wan hadn't figured out how to recover him yet, so Xiang Chen answered for her first.
But is that really good? Or does she really not understand the world of men?
07, parent-child competition 1
Su Di's class organized a parent-child competition, which must be participated by parents together, originally Xiang Chen had something to do that day, but for Su Di, he still pushed it away, in this regard, Su Wan was really moved to wipe her tears and snot one by one.
When she wasn't with Xiang Chen before, Li Zhi helped her solve some problems a lot of the time, but both teachers and classmates knew that it was not Su Di's father.
So every time Su Di came back, he was always a little unhappy, but this time, Su Di went with a smile and a smile throughout the whole process, and said without any shame, "Dad, wait a minute, I'll let the fat man know how handsome my dad is, his dad is also a fat man, not as handsome as you." ”
"You can't say that, people don't distinguish between beauty and ugliness, you know?" Xiang Chen is now starting to educate, why didn't he say that before? Is it a little late for education?
However, she underestimated the tacit understanding between the two of them.
"Well, that's right, every dad is the most handsome in the eyes of his children." Su Di quickly added to the conversation.
Su Wan was simply stunned.
08, parent-child competition 2
This so-called parent-child competition is actually a family of three playing a game of tying feet, and the specific rules of the game are as follows:
The child stands in the middle, with one of the parents' feet tied to each of the parents' feet, and then goes around the obstacles, and finally the winner is the one who takes the least time to reach the finish line, of course, provided that the child cannot be carried along.
I think Su Wan was actually a sportsman at the beginning, but after work, she has been sitting and hasn't exercised for a long time, so when she watched the previous groups of families jumping and kicking her breath, Su Wan felt that she might become the object of dragging.
"Su Di, wait a minute, I think I'll drag you back." Su Wan felt that she had to take a preventive shot with Su Di first, so as not to cry when she lost.
And the most important thing is that Su Di has no problem cooperating with Xiang Chen, but if you add her, it may not be.
"The game didn't say I couldn't carry you away." Xiang Chen said coldly, and he despised as much as he could.
Su Wan wanted to cry without tears.
But obviously, when it comes to the real game, any cheating is not allowed, so Su Wan can only bite the bullet.
And as a result, rightfully so, they lagged behind.
But it's not the penultimate one, there is also the finale of the fat family.
What surprised her the most was that Su Di didn't cry!!! Hasn't this kid always been strong? How can you not cry this time?
Su Di looked like he hated iron and steel, and gritted his teeth at Su Wan: Su Wan, you will send me to school tomorrow.
Do you want to be so pitiful?
The old lady was oppressed by the little rabbit cub? What is the principle of heaven?
09, Running 1
Su Di didn't know who she looked like, in short, she did what she said she did, but the next day she was still dreaming, and she was woken up by Su Di.
"Evening, you can send me to school today, you can't drive." Su Di was already ready and stood by her bedside dressed neatly, as serious as a teacher issuing a study homework.
Su Wan touched the other side of the bed, it seemed that Xiang Chen had been up for a long time.
"Daddy is making breakfast, and you'll take me to school after eating."
"Xiang Chen, can you take care of your son." Su Wan shouted, can she live a little more aggrieved? She was squeezed by her husband at night and by her son during the day.
As if he hadn't heard, Xiang Chen came in with milk and cut eggs, sat at the head of the bed, helped her up, held her in his arms, and said to Su Di, "Xiao Di went to eat breakfast first." Then he turned to her and said, "Hurry up and eat breakfast to send Su Di,"
Nima, this relationship is a gentle policy, first give a sweet date, and then a head to drink?
She doesn't want to.
10, Running 2
Su Wan still had no way in the end, she was really a little noisy by Su Di, so she could only get up obediently, and then run with him to school.
But, son, do you know that your mother was tossed by your father yesterday.
Su Wan thought about it and was extremely resentful, what kind of person is this, she has always felt that he is empathetic, considerate and sensible, but it is useless at all at a critical time.
"Late, Dad said that you are more active at night and have to be less active in the morning, so let's stop here today." Su Di stopped not far from the school, although the distance was not too long, but she was really tired, and she was already sweating profusely in less than ten minutes.
However, Su Wan got to the point, "What activity?" ”
"I don't know, Dad said, wait a minute, ask Dad, I'll go first." Then he carried his little schoolbag and went to school.
And the most infuriating thing is that Xiang Chen actually drove a car in front of her very quickly.
"What did you say to Su Di? What activities?
"Aren't we going to be active at night?"
"Damn, are you his son, he is still a child." Did Lao Tzu teach his son like this? Su Wan yelled, she was really angry.
"I'm talking about our party last night."
Yes, they had a couple of people together for dinner last night.
11, Running 3
What Su Wan didn't expect was that Su Di was quite concerned about the running incident, however, the result was that she had to get up half an hour earlier than usual every day.
Half an hour wow, can you imagine how important half an hour is for people who snooze?
But she couldn't screw Su Di like a little kid.
"Xiao Di, good Di, good son, can I not go today?" Su Wan came to the eldest aunt last night, although she didn't have menstrual cramps or anything, but she didn't want to move.
"No, in order to improve the combat effectiveness of Wanwan, we must insist on being consistent." Su Wan felt that their teacher was really discerning and asked him to be the class leader, and sure enough, his execution was really not ordinarily strong.
"Xiang Chen, can you persuade your son?" Su Wan is not lazy, she really doesn't want to move. So she could only turn to Xiang Chen for help.
"Xiao Di, Dad sent you to school today." Look, this is the mode of getting along between father and son, Lao Tzu can give direct orders to his son, but is she her mother?
"Why?" Su Di was very aggrieved, in his consciousness, he felt that his father was definitely going to stand on his side, but now that he had compromised, he was not happy at all.
"Because your mother isn't feeling well today." Xiang Chen made breakfast and brought it to her as usual.
"Huh? Wanwan, are you sick? Su Di became nervous as soon as she heard that she was not feeling well. My heart is still warm.
Children, it's always easy to get emotional.
"No, let's just let you get a good night's sleep, and Dad will send you over today."
Finally, Su Wan had never been so grateful for the arrival of her eldest aunt.
12, Winter solstice
There is a habit during the winter solstice, that is, to eat dumplings, Su Wan is also going to get some dumplings to serve a few uncles on this day, of course, he made it himself.
So when I got off work, I bought some flour and the like, and when I got home, I started making it.
Su Di came out after finishing her homework, and she wanted to have fun watching Su Wan have a good time, "Wanwan, can I play too?" ”
After Su Wan nodded, Su Di went to wash her hands, and then moved a small bench to learn from Su Wan's appearance.
"Wanwan, how is this the same as plasticine?"
I'll go, compare flour to plasticine, kid, can your mind be a little more active?
"Kid, it's flour."
"But it's as fun as plasticine, you see, I've made a little pig all at once." Su Di raised the flour dough in Yang's hand, who told him that the pig looked like this? If a pig sees it, you have to jump up and scream.
Su Wan was helpless, "Hey, you can play how you want." ”
"Shall we be a dad, then?" Su Di proposed.
"Well, you make a good-looking one, and we'll surprise him later." Su Wan is not good at pinching these avatars or anything, but Su Di likes to play, so let him play.
However, when Xiang Chen came back, Su Di ran out happily, "Dad, I made a you with Wanwan, super handsome." ”
Su Wan pursed her mouth, she didn't do a good job, how could she do it if she was so ugly.
Xiang Chen followed Su Di to the kitchen, and then saw Su Di's masterpiece: a flat one with only a head, and a large piece of flour dough underneath, this is the so-called Dad.
"That's what you did?" Xiang Chen barely suppressed all the shock, but still asked.
"Pretty handsome, right?"
"I don't think it's ......" Before Shuai could say anything, Su Di immediately changed his words, "Dad, this is actually done late and late." ”
Su Di, you pit girl.