Chapter 19: The Battle of the Heavenly Realm
During the new book period, I asked for recommendation votes, collections and meeting points, and the bottom two changes were guaranteed, and they broke out from time to time
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Gao Yang hurriedly flipped through the information, and after reading it, he figured out the reason why the two sides pinched each other.
It turned out that after Nezha saw the Roaring Sky Dog, he really kept his word and passed a pill to Erlang God.
Yang Jian, who got the elixir, showed up in the group at that time, and proudly told everyone that this was the elixir of ascension that Shui Dexingjun said.
Haven't eaten pork and haven't seen a pig walk? Although most of the immortals said that they had never seen the Ascension Pill, this did not prevent them from knowing the efficacy of the Ascension Elixir.
This is a spiritual pill that can increase cultivation for a thousand years, this elixir may not be a big deal when the aura is at its peak, but in today's lack of aura and the immortal gods are unstable. In the egg age, it may lead to a bloody case.
Yang Jian, a guy who loves Desser, has high mana and has the Jade Emperor as a backer to dare to show off, and if he is another immortal, he would have hid and secretly take it after getting the elixir, who would dare to come out to show off, the current heavenly realm is not very peaceful, and it is often rumored that there are immortals who have been robbed after being beaten with sticks.
When Yang Jian was proudly showing off the ascension pill he had obtained, it attracted Lu Dongbin's strong dissatisfaction.
In fact, this ascension elixir was the first to be recognized by Lu Dongbin, the exhaustion of the aura of the heavenly realm made Lu Dongbin, the head of the Eight Immortals, also suffer from it, the frozen shoulder caused by the hard practice of the sword at a young time made Lao Lu feel extremely painful when he slept every night, in the eyes of ordinary people, a very simple turn over can simply take half his life, in Lao Lu's heart, turning over is even more difficult than crossing the sea back then.
Therefore, when he recognized the Ascension Pill at first sight, he was so excited that he couldn't help himself, and he didn't hesitate to talk privately about Nezha's willingness to exchange the Ten Thousand Year Zhuguo for a Ascension Pill, but he didn't expect Nezha to be a big ghost, and directly posted his words, which caused a bidding storm.
In the end, seeing that the Ascension Pill was actually exchanged for a broken dog by his sworn enemy Yang Jian, Lu Dongbin called a nest fire in his heart, just when he didn't know where to vent, Yang Jian just came out to show off, and the jealous Lu Dongbin scolded Yang Jian, Yang Jian was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so the two started a war in the group.
The battle has entered the white-hot stage, and neither of the two tearing Saint Seiyas will take the lead in bowing their heads and admitting defeat, if you scold me, I will scold you back, and the onlookers are almost one-sided to Lu Dongbin's side this time, and even the Shunfeng ear who helped Yang Jian last time also appeared from time to time to sarcastically mock him. There is no other reason, it is because Yang Jian got the Ascension Pill that caused the eyes of the immortals.
In the face of the siege of the immortals, the god Erlang of the Holy Hand was not afraid at all, and scolded loudly with one enemy and ten.
Lu Dongbin: "Look at your villain's ambition, a spirit pill will make your tail cocked proudly, what is it?" Lao Lu's tone obviously had the implication that he couldn't eat grapes and said that grapes were sour.
Yang Jian: "Your uncle! ”
Lu Dongbin: "Be careful that the pill is poisonous, don't eat it to death!" ”
Yang Jian: "Your uncle! ”
Han Xiangzi: "This girl is very good, so she owes a pump!" ”
Yang Jian: "Your uncle! ”
Tie Guan Li: "I'm grass, this grandson is really hateful!" ”
Yang Jian: "Your uncle! ”
Tie Guan Li: "You dare to scold me, you second grandmother, it's not good, just my temper, I can't stand it, no one can stop me, I'll go and smoke him now!" ”
Tie Guan Li has the most fiery temper, and he is anxious on the spot to see who is not pleasing to the eye, and he has been fighting with people on crutches in the heavenly realm over the years.
Yang Jian: "Hey, you are an old immortal, it's not that I look down on you, it's best to pull the coffin when you come, just your legs and feet, you are guaranteed to die on the road if you don't walk halfway, and the coffin can also be buried with death, so as not to expose the corpse and be gnawed by wild dogs in the wilderness!" ”
If it weren't for seeing it with their own eyes, who would have thought that these immortals who were so ethereal in mythology that they didn't have a little fireworks in the world would be so down-to-earth, and they were not inferior to the shrews in the alley, especially Yang Jian, who would have to be beaten to death if he put his broken mouth in the real society.
Yang Jian is not a detriment to tearing the madman, as soon as these vicious words came out, a large string of hatred was immediately aroused, and even Tai Bai Xing and Fairy Chang'e couldn't stand it, and they all surfaced.
Tai Bai Xing: "Erlang Zhenjun, it's not that Uncle said you, your words are a bit poisonous, you don't slap people in the face, you don't scold people short, how can you scold people like this when Lao Li is so old?" Everyone has lived together for so many years, what grievances can be discussed, can scolding solve the problem?
And Lao Li, you have something to talk about, if you have a problem, you can launch a representative to talk about, don't come up in a group at every turn, open your mouth and shut up to grass his second grandmother, Yang Jian and his second grandmother are the Jade Emperor and his second aunt, can you also scold? In the past, with this disrespectful sentence, you can be convicted of a gang crime, and you will be cut off on the Immortal Table."
Tai Bai Xing hit fifty boards each against Yang Jian and Eight Immortals, and then scared Tie Guan Li and the others, and finally reluctantly calmed things down.
After Tai Bai Xing finished speaking, Chang'e stood up again at the right time.
Chang'e: "What the group leader said just now is very reasonable, Zhenjun, fellow Daoists, everyone is an old acquaintance for hundreds of thousands of years, let's take a step back, that's okay, I'll be the east another day, invite Zhenjun and all Daoists to come to Guanghan Palace as guests, taste Wu Gang's newly brewed osmanthus wine, and then invite all Daoists to appreciate the light." A smiling emoji followed.
Nezha: "Sister E, you're not mistaken, now everyone can't use magical powers and immortal weapons at all, it will take at least thousands of years to get to you, what I said is still to run, if it is Tie Guan Li, it is estimated that he will really die on the road as Yang Jian said" Haha laughed expression.
Tie Guan Li: "Nezha Xiaoer"
"Lao Li, Lao Li, for the sake of our family, don't be angry, Nezha is just a child, he is not sensible, you must not be like him, I will compensate you, Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wuji" Before Tie Guan Li got angry, Li Jing, who saw that the situation was not good, hurriedly jumped out and apologized to Tie Guan Li.
Finally stabilized Tie Guan Li, Li Jing sent another message: "Rebel, hurry up and apologize to your Uncle Li." ”
Nezha: "Why listen to you?" This was followed by a series of rolling eyes.
There is no way to deal with such a rebellious son Li Jing, so he has to continue to compensate Tie Guan Li with three or four low.
Although Nezha's words were not listened to, he successfully drew the attention of the immortals to a problem that everyone was concerned about, that is, how to survive in the heavenly realm where aura was becoming increasingly scarce.
In the face of the serious question of survival or destruction, the immortals finally put aside all prejudices and contradictions for the time being, and launched an extensive and fierce discussion on the reasons for the gradual disappearance of the aura in the past 100,000 years.
From the chat of the immortals, Gao Yang not only learned what kind of environment the immortals have lived in for the past 100,000 years, but also unexpectedly knew the origin of this chat group.