Chapter 22: Jiang Yan who protects the short

"This is obviously a very simple question, and I explained it very carefully, and the whole class understood it, but she didn't understand it. I repeated it and asked her to explain it, but she still said no! ”

The math teacher said, "I don't think she knows how to, or she does it on purpose!" She should apologize to me, but her mother is unreasonable and too protective, and I don't know what this parent will do! ”

Listening to what the math teacher said, Jiang Yan was not happy, why did you think that our children were wrong, so it wouldn't be that you had a problem? And it's such a big fart, why don't you let it go? How old are we still here? Six or seven years old. What about you? Twenty or thirty! Just a little bit of grace?

The personality of the big star to protect the short has flare up again!

"Since that's the case, can you trouble the teacher to explain that question again!" Jiang Yan asked.

"Yes!" The math teacher repeated the problem in class.

"It's a very simple question!"

"That's right! Such a simple question still says no, this kid is sincerely looking for trouble! ”

After listening to the math teacher's explanation, the parents talked a lot, but Jiang Yan didn't think so, although he also thought that the question was very simple. But don't forget that he is an adult, and Qingqing is a child of six or seven years old. Looking at the students around him who answered and understood, Jiang Yan had an idea in his mind.

"I kind of get it! I don't think my child is wrong, she doesn't need to apologize in the first place! It's you who should apologize! Jiang Yan opened his mouth and said.

"You!" Listening to Jiang Yan's words, the math teacher was speechless, this one was more unreasonable than the other, and he asked himself to apologize!

"Good! I'll just listen to your opinions! See why I should apologize! You're right, I can apologize to her! ”

"Well, so be it! I have a few arithmetic problems for the first grade of primary school here, students, parents, and teachers to do it first, and after we have done the apology! ”

The surrounding parents also listened to the fun!

Ha!

Such an unlucky boy!

And such an unlucky parent!

It's tragic enough for this teacher to meet these two!

It's the nature of Chinese people to make noise, so everyone is happy to participate. Soon, Jiang Yan put the question on the blackboard.

1. Ding Ding Ding, Dang Dang

2. Lalala, lalala

3, haha, haha, haha

In order to increase the difficulty of the fourth question, Jiang Yan drew a picture.

First row: Mango + Mango + Mango = 15.

Second row: one mango + one handful of four bananas + one handful of four bananas = 13

Third row: two and a half peaches - a handful of four bananas = 8

Fourth line: 1 mango + a handful of three bananas + half a peach = ?

Looking at these questions, parents and teachers were confused. What the hell is this? Is this a 1st grade question?

All right! Even if it's an elementary school problem, are you sure it's an arithmetic problem?

For this world, which has not experienced the scourge of strange arithmetic problems, it is difficult for adults to think that the problems can be solved like this.

One minute

Three minutes

Five minutes have passed!

Sweat was already on the math teacher's head.

Jiang Yan began to rewind. First, I accepted the parents, and at the same time asked the head teacher to help collect the students. In the end, Jiang Yan took the answer from the math teacher.

I saw that his answer was:

QUESTION 1: 3X2

QUESTION 2: 1X3, 1X3

QUESTION 3: 1X2, 1X2, 1X2

Question 4: 21

After the rolls were all collected, Jiang Yan wrote the answer on the blackboard:

Question 1: 3+3

Question 2: 3X2

QUESTION 3: 2X3

Question 4: 14

Looking at these answers, parents are confused, why? The math teacher was even more incredulous. "No way, this answer, no one can be right."

"Is it impossible?" Jiang Yan asked rhetorically, and at the same time announced the answers of his classmates.

Question 1: 3+3

Question 2: 3X2

QUESTION 3: 2X3

Question 4: 14

The answers of more than 40 students were announced one by one, only two people were wrong in the fourth question, and the others were all right.

"Why? Why is this happening! "The math teacher has been devastated!

In this regard, Jiang Yan gave an explanation: "The thinking of adults and children is different, these questions are indeed first-grade questions, because I said that they are arithmetic problems, so these words are no different from the equations they usually do in the eyes of children." And in the eyes of us adults, because we think too much, we will do wrong. Like the last question, in our eyes it is nothing more than mangoes, bananas, and peaches. And in the eyes of children, they will see a handful of bananas, a few peaches and a few mangoes. ”

"Are you saying that adults and children think differently, and my previous question was explained in my own thinking, so children will not understand?" The math teacher also understood what Jiang Yan wanted to express.

"That's right!" Jiang Yan nodded in affirmation.

"Impossible! Then why did the other children understand, but Gu Qingqing couldn't understand? "The math teacher still won't admit that he was wrong!

"Did the kids really get it?" Jiang Yan asked rhetorically!

"I understand what the teacher said!" A girl who had a bad relationship with Qingqing stood up.

"Oh? So tell me how this step came about? Jiang Yan asked, pointing to one of the steps in the question.

"I don't know, I don't understand!" The girl sat down with her head down.

"I don't understand either!" Another boy stood up, and then most of the class said that he didn't understand, but he just saw that others understood, and he was afraid of being laughed at by others, and at the same time, he was afraid of being scolded by the teacher, so he said that he understood!

"How so!" Math teachers are a little hit!

"It's easy! As you said before, you were transferred from high school, and you are used to the way high school students listen to lectures, so you are explaining problems according to that kind of thinking, and the students are just a group of seven or eight-year-old children, and they definitely can't understand it! ”

Jiang Yan gave an explanation.

"I'm sorry, Qingqing, the teacher was wrong!"

The math teacher bows his head and admits his mistake!

Seeing Jiang Yan KO the math teacher, some other teachers who had been hit by Qingqing didn't dare to stand up and accuse Qingqing anymore, and at the same time they were reflecting on themselves, whether it was their own problem?

And because of this farce, unconsciously, the attitude of teachers and classmates towards Qingqing has changed. At least Qingqing is not a bad boy who deliberately makes trouble for the teacher, she is just more honest than other classmates and disdains to cover it up!

Looking at Jiang Yan's questions in class, the leaders of the Education Bureau who came to inspect and audit were also reflecting on whether there are problems in the current education system, and whether it should be improved more humanely? Today's education only cares about allowing students to learn knowledge, but does not consider what kind of knowledge is suitable for what kind of age!

In the reflection of the leaders of the Education Bureau, the parent-teacher meeting entered the final link. Parents and children write essays together.

"Daddy! Have you prepared an essay for me? Just Gu Qingqing was out of the limelight, this time I must let the whole class see who is the most powerful! ”

A cute little Lori opened her mouth to her father and said this thing that was not in line with the age of the little girl at all!

"I've already prepared for my baby daughter, this is what my father asked your Uncle Li Fu to write, he is the one who co-authored! This time, my family Linlin will definitely be in the limelight! The little girl's father rubbed the little girl's head and said.

"Humph! Let's see if she can be so arrogant this time! The little girl looked arrogant.

I have to say that parents are the best teachers for their children, and it can be imagined from the words of that father that the little girl's development of such a character is inseparable from him.

"What about this essay, we are using animals as the theme!? Write an essay in praise of an animal, on any topic, and the student and the parent decide for themselves. After He Li finished talking about the theme, parents and children began to create their own creations.

"Write about animals! Did Uncle Li prepare it? The little girl named Linlin spoke again!

"Ready, ready! It's written about peacocks! Father said dotingly.

"Okay, then I'll start writing!" Lin Lin continued.

"Do you want Dad to help you write, will you be tired of writing so many words by yourself?" Father asked.

"No, this time I'm going to write it myself, and beat her with my own hands to let her know that I know how good I am!" Linlin replied to her father, "You read it to me, I'll write it!" ”

"The peacock's small head has a few jade flowers in it, and the unfolded color screen is like a huge feather fan, one by one"

The father read it, and the little girl wrote it. Five minutes later, the little girl rubbed her sour hands, looked up and saw that Qingqing was still sitting there without writing a word, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but hook up a mocking smile. Then he lowered his head and continued to copy his own.

"Qingqing, why don't you write!" Seeing that five minutes had passed, Qingqing hadn't written a word, Jiang Yan couldn't help but ask.

"I won't!" Qingqing replied with confidence.

"Huh!" Jiang Yan was speechless.

"Jiang Yan!" After another minute, Qingqing spoke.

"What?"

"Jiang Yan, you help me write!" Saying that, Qingqing handed the book to Jiang Yan!

"I wrote you down, is that yours?" Jiang Yan rolled his eyes and pushed the notebook back.

"Jiang Yan! I won't write! Jiang Yan! You help me! Qingqing muttered over and over again.

"Alright! All right! I read you write! Jiang Yan was overwhelmed.

"Jiang Yan! You help me write! Qingqing also wanted to push the book to Jiang Yan and ask his brother to write it himself.

"Do you love to write?" Jiang Yan was not happy.

"Oh!" Qingqing pursed her lips and picked up the pen.

Jiang Yan read a sentence, and Qingqing wrote a sentence. After writing for more than half a while, the head teacher He Li spoke: "Are there any students who have finished writing?" After writing, who volunteered to read it to everyone! ”

Listening to the head teacher's question, the little girl named Linlin raised her hand.

"Okay, Linlin will read your composition to everyone, everyone applauds and welcomes!"

In the applause, Linlin stood up and read the composition she had just copied!

"I praise the peacock, it is proud, it is detached from the world"

As Linlin finished reading the last paragraph, the head teacher He Li took the lead in applauding.

"Very good, I can see that Linlin and her parents have put a lot of effort into it, and this essay is written at a very high level."

Listening to the head teacher's praise, Linlin glanced at Qingqing proudly. I just saw Qingqing put down the pen after writing the last word, and was rubbing her sore wrist.

"Teacher, Gu Qingqing has also finished writing, I just saw that she wrote very seriously, she should also write very well! Why don't you let her read her essay to everyone? Linlin said on her lips, but she thought in her heart, I don't believe you can write a better composition than Uncle Li of the Association, this time it depends on how you make a fool of yourself.

After listening to Linlin's words, seeing that Qingqing had indeed finished writing, He Li nodded.

"In the Wild"

With Jiang Yan's encouragement and the eyes of the whole class, Qingqing stood up and recited this poem that Jiang Yan taught her in a childish voice!