Chapter 91, If You Don't Die, You Can't Die
Han Peng was frowning, and when he saw the fat Taoist priest appear, he hurriedly waved his arms and shouted: "Here! Big Shuaibi—"
"Shameless!"
A bunch of people despised him at the same time.
"I haven't seen you for a long time, Han Peng, you are a lot more handsome, you are comparable to Dao Ye!" The fat Taoist priest was shameless and shook his head in response.
What a pair! People were speechless and vomited.
"The Taoist is so radiant, you see that even the puppies can't help but feel spring when they see you......" Lao Wang picked his nostrils, pointed to the foot-long paparazzi barking next to him, and said with a smile.
The fat Taoist priest disagreed, looked at the dog cub with a smile and said, "Don't look down on it, it will be the left arm and right arm that will accompany the Taoist master to fight the world in the future." ”
Wind Chime's face changed slightly when she heard this, and she hurriedly held the dog cub in her arms and looked at him vigilantly.
Fat Daoist Le approached, looked at the circle of fresh meat beside Xia Yu, and instantly became suspicious, "You guys...... What's going on? ”
"Play a killing game." Wind Chimes replied with a pout.
"What?"
The fat Taoist almost sat on the ground, his expression and posture became extremely vigilant, and he said in a deep voice: "These meats ...... Are they all the people you killed? Split up? He was drenched in a cold sweat, feeling the temperature drop to freezing in an instant, and then looked into the eyes of these guys...... It also clearly has a hint of conspiracy.
Immeasurable TM's Heavenly Venerable! Do you want to call the police...... The fat Taoist priest's small eyes were dripping, and he was ready to slip away if the situation was wrong.
"What do you say?"
Seeing his expression, Feng Chi'er immediately reacted and said with a smile: "We are playing a killing game, just a game, and that meat is beef!" It's a pig's head......"
"Hey, hey!" The fat Taoist priest wiped the cold sweat from his head and laughed.
"The Taoist ......"
"Dead fat, it's not been five minutes yet. Don't move! ”
Han Peng greeted the fat Taoist priest and wanted to take the opportunity to escape from Xia Yu's side, but he was seen through by the wind chimes at a glance, so he had to retreat silently.
"Come here, our brothers reminisce about the old ......" he reacted very quickly and enthusiastically.
"The Taoist is really getting more and more handsome and charming, and I want to see your unparalleled appearance as a big man." Lao Wang also greeted him with a simple face.
The two of them have the same mind, since they can't dodge, then they will fool the fat Taoist priest over, in case they are really struck by lightning, and one more person who is unlucky will have more balance in their hearts.
The others knew their ghost idea, but they didn't say anything, they all smiled and watched with the mentality of watching a show.
"Why do you all feel weird?"
The fat Taoist squinted his eyes and swept around everyone, and said in disbelief, "Don't hide anything from the Taoist master, there is no sincerity at all, if you want to cooperate in the future, don't talk about it!" "He's very arrogant.
"! The secret base of the core of Lingyu health care has been told to you, you say that we are not sincere, and the Taoist is too much! ”
Han Peng glared at him and said angrily, "Brother also knows that the Taoist chief is as good-looking as me, but he is handsome and useful this year?" Money is everything. ”
He crossed his waist and glared at the fat Taoist priest.
"Don't be!" The fat Taoist priest didn't believe it, and pointed to the lump of beef, "Still the core secret base?" Don't tell me that this is the latest product of your Lingyu health, and you don't believe it if you kill Daoye! ”
"Don't believe it, this is really it." Wind chimes pouted, Ji Ziyan had already told her about feasting the world for a healthy meal, so she was naturally very confident.
Han Peng also smiled, put his arm around his shoulder, pretended to be very enthusiastic, and said, "Dao Chief, please sit down, let's have a long talk." Now Xia Yu is messing with flowers and grass everywhere, and God sees him as unpleasant, and he wants to be punished. So, I'm in charge of Lingyu health, just tell me if you have anything. ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"
The fat Taoist priest looked at him and shouted, "The Taoist solemnly declares that people are watching the sky, and if they lie, they will be thundered by the sky!" In addition to catching ghosts, Dao Ye is also good at reading faces, and at first glance, you are not the material to be the boss. ”
"Rub!"
Han Peng subconsciously shrank his neck, his heart was extremely strong, and he choked him, "Don't curse me...... Brother doesn't believe you didn't lie! ”
Next to him, Lao Wang's eyes were red, these two bastards had nothing to do with the thunder and thunder, which made his hairs stand up all over his body, and he felt that he was going to be hit this time.
How much longer? He looked at Lin Hui with an inquiring look.
Lin Hui pursed his lips and chuckled, stretching out three fingers and gesturing.
it! Three minutes to go. How do you feel like time is slowing down this time? He secretly exchanged glances with Han Peng, both of them were extremely aggrieved.
"Hey...... What did the Taoist chief say! Xia Yu opened his eyes and smiled, and he was extremely impressed by the fat Taoist's sensitive sense.
Of course, the main thing is that Han Peng and Lao Wang's kung fu is not enough to fool people, and the fox's tail is about to leak out.
"Did you bring the miracle medicine?" He diverted the attention of the fat Taoist, if he was detected by this thing and there was a risk of being struck by lightning, it would definitely not be a good thing.
"Fifty, no more, no less!" The fat Taoist priest sat cross-legged on the ground and threw out a bag with his hand.
Xia Yu didn't count when he took it, and he seemed to have great trust in him.
Fifty! This is a lot of wealth, and the last time he extorted more than 10 million Hai Lao and others in the banquet world, it was only eight. If you get it to the auction house this time and let those old guys bid openly, they may have to make some sky-high prices, and it is very likely that they will eventually gain hundreds of millions.
Money...... When I didn't have money, I felt that 10 million was a lot of money, and when I really had it, I found that I couldn't withstand a few tosses, and it was not enough to buy some industry in the imperial capital.
He pondered it, feeling that the benefits he had gained from being struck by lightning had not been fully exploited and utilized.
“10…… 9…… 8……”
Not far away, a group of people suddenly began to count down in unison.
Is it five minutes? Han Peng and Lao Wang were stunned for a moment, and then they also took a long breath.
"It's finally the end!" They smiled.
"How do you feel that they are not mentally normal......" The fat Taoist priest looked at the people in the distance, and then looked at Han Peng and Lao Wang who were dancing, with an inexplicable expression, and finally said to Xia Yu.
"Well, a bunch of neurotics!" Xia Yu rolled her eyes.
1…… 0!
After the countdown was over, Lao Wang rushed out like a rabbit, jumping and shouting loudly as he ran: "Finally free!" It's too painful to lie in the groove for 5 minutes, it's harder than waiting to die! ”
Han Peng subconsciously wanted to escape, but when he moved in his heart, he stopped, patted the fat Taoist priest on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Dao Chief, let me tell you the truth, Xia Ritian is researching a new product, which will not be worse than the special healing medicine last time." Lao Wang and I were just helping out just now......"
"What! ImmeasurableTM Celestial Venerable ...... Up for grabs! ”
The fat Taoist priest glared, and almost pounced directly, and he didn't have time to think about the loopholes in his words.
The conspiracy succeeded!
This dead Taoist priest really has no brains when he sees the benefits, Han Peng laughed, got up and was about to leave.
Suddenly, a golden light flashed overhead, and everyone closed their eyes involuntarily.
Click!
There was a thunderclap, and the ground under their feet seemed to be overturned, and everyone stumbled, almost all of them fell to the ground.
This was a lightning bolt thicker than a human waist, slashing straight down from the air, drowning Xia Yu, the fat Taoist, and Han Peng, who was smiling evilly.
The void shook, and vaguely the air was like a huge wave, spreading out around Xia Yu, making the surrounding scenery blurry.
Kiss! Kiss!
In the air not far away, several dull sounds came, and the prohibition set by Fengxing with his ability destroyed a lot in the first place.
On the ground, the ring, which was so faint that it was almost invisible, flickered like a charged light bulb at this moment, and a trace of sparks splashed out.
Congratulations! You've already been struck once, and after thirteen more strucks, you'll move on to the next level.
Damn Forty-Nine Golden Thunder ...... You're finally here! Xia Yu grinned, directly ignoring the hint in his mind.
When everything calmed down, he staggered to his feet first.
The scene was chaotic, two chubby and black figures were lying a few meters away, as neat as lying corpses, while the others were all crooked, all embarrassed.
He walked over and checked the bodies of Han Peng and the fat Taoist priest in turn, and found that the two goods were fine, of course, part of the body was scorched black, which was unavoidable.
Ten meters away, Lao Wang had a look of joy for the rest of his life, patted his chest and said, "It's so dangerous!" Thankfully, I slipped away quickly, just a momentary opportunity. ”
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After a while, a chubby figure trembled, slowly raised its head, a puff of black smoke came out of its mouth, and said weakly: "Malegobi's ...... Why did the thunderbolt come by such a coincidence? ”
Han Fatzi woke up! This product's physical fitness is really good. Xia Yu touched his chin.
"Who made you play tricks! If you want to pit the stinky Taoist, you will end up pit yourself......" Feng Chime sat on the ground before, only slightly frightened, and now he held the dog cub and laughed at him.
"Dead fat, pit others is not good for yourself!"
"That's it! If you don't die, you won't die! ”
A group of people hit him in unison, without mercy.