(This chapter has nothing to do with the text, please enter the leisurely group netizens, and other book friends please read the first chapter directly)

On a certain day of a certain month, a certain minute and a certain second, the owner went to work, the kitten turned on the pad, a meow was at home, and there was a shortage of books. And then it was boring and boring, and went to turn over the starting point.

Then it saw that a writer's name was Silly Fish, and when she saw the word fish, she instantly felt hungry, and her brain made up the scene of eating fish last time, and the more she thought about it, the more hungry she became, the more she thought about it, the more hungry she became. She shook her head and forgot it, she still didn't want to, read the novel! Then, click on the novel called "The Leisure of Rebirth" and start reading.

Leisurely book, the first chapter at the beginning, pig's feet from a dying patient with weak chicken, suddenly reborn to the day of the third year of high school, and made a great wish to never be a good person in the next life.

Seeing this, the kitten was excited, and felt like-minded with the cute fish. What is there to be for people, it is better for me to be a cat, eat and sleep every day, sleep and read novels, and you can think about cats when there is a shortage of books.

In the next few days, when the owner was not at home, the kitten turned on the iPad, kept reading this novel, and kept seeing the chapter of the serialization, and began a miserable waiting career!

In this process, in the process of chasing books, the little meow fell in love with the fish's son, a little fish, stupid and cute, weighing 14 pounds like it, with a big head. He's as lazy as a kitten, well, he always likes to lie down, and then he doesn't know what to make up in his brain all day. The kitten always felt that he had superpowers and would one day save the planet. The kitten has an excitement of finding a little friend, and that little fish, like me, should be the smartest animal in the world, much smarter than the human with the fish lip.

On this day, the owner went out to work again. The kitten struggled to get the pad to the balcony, lazily basking in the sun, opening the starting point, ready to watch today's update! As a result, there was no update!! The kitten thinks that the fish is lazy again! I must have gone out with the little fish, leaving me alone to meow boring. Well, Meow Shinobi! Sleep and wake up.

A few hours later, the kitten opened the starting point and saw that it had not been changed, it was bearable, and the uncle was unbearable. People can endure it, but meows can't bear it! The kitten was furious, applied for a QQ number, and joined the fish's book friend group. She thought that she would catch the big fish and the small fish together and close the small black house. Big Fish writes novels for her every day, and every day is 5W words, and Little Fish plays with her, and they can cook it together into a cat-fish combination and save the world together. If the big fish and the small fish dare to be disobedient, she can eat the grilled fish and drink the fish soup, think about it, what a wonderful world this is.

It's a pity, as soon as I entered the group, there was a person named Lao Wang, asking her to send screenshots of full subscriptions, web page verification, etc., for the good life just imagined, the kitten moved her cat's paws, and worked step by step for a long time, and finally finished. I just wanted to catch fish, but the strange creature called the Administrator told her the rules of the group in rows. Then, before the kitten could speak, a person named Wuxinwang, a person named Jiuri greeted her, and they actually ignored the kitten's tall name and called her kitten directly. At that moment, the kitten was fried, could it be that these fish-lipped humans actually have special functions? Can you find out that she is a cat through the Internet? Thinking of the encounter with those small animals as good as her in a recent novel "Back to the Past and Becoming a Cat", she was scared, and then, she didn't dare to speak anymore, and secretly watched the conversation of other people in the group.

After watching for several days, the kitten's worldview had a major collapse, because there were so many strange creatures in the group! The heartless net that lives in seclusion, the little mouse called the windmill car, the Qianli Ice Seal who loves to send red envelopes, the big beauty of Sanfu, the nine days that are always molested, the Erfei flower of the hundred gardens, the old Wang who loves to go next door, a little hamster called listening, a chinchilla called Purple Charm, a gramophone, a green boy, the spring breeze, and the big stupid fish that is beaten occasionally when he shows his head, etc......

They compete in the group every day for a kind of stuff called red envelopes, just like the only time a kitten goes out fishing with its owner, and after the bait is dropped, it scrambles to jump out of the water.

After a few days of watching, the kitten realized that they hadn't discussed how to capture her cat. She guessed that maybe these strange creatures were like herself, not fish-lipped humans, but clever cats, rats, or something. She tentatively began to speak in the group, and everyone still affectionately called her Kitten, and still no one offered to arrest her and put her in the lab or something.

The kitten's courage is getting bigger and bigger, there are more and more times to speak in the group, and she is more and more familiar with everyone, and the big fish who is stupid has also talked, but unfortunately, she has never seen the little fish in the group, she thought, the little fish must have been locked up by the big fish to learn.

She thought, maybe one day, when the big fish is not there, the little fish will secretly go to QQ by himself, talk to her in the group, and share the wonderful stories in his big head with her, perhaps, the little fish will also quietly go to the starting point to register a pen name and write down the wonderful world in his eyes. Then, at the starting point, the gods are enshrined.

She thought that maybe one day, the little fish would no longer be so lazy, would sit up and watch TV, would sneak out of the door to play with her, and the two of them, who were both thirteen or fourteen pounds, could go to flutter butterflies together, catch the little mouse called the windmill together, and bask in the sun together.

She thought that maybe one day, that little fish would grow tall and big, and then quietly buy her canned food (saliva), which would help her beat the bad dog who bullied her. will take her to see the big castle of the Qianli Frozen Home and see the cute little princess in the castle.

She thought that maybe one day, she and Xiao Xiaoyu's catfish combination would be like the black cat sheriff, punishing evil and promoting good, arresting all pirates and making them hand over their property. The combination of catfish and fish has been around for centuries.

She thought that maybe one day, she and Xiaoxiaoyu might become the same as Ye Leiyang in the leisurely article, get rid of all your troubles, have the vision to see through the future, and have the writing like a god, and be able to marry Bai Fumei and walk to the peak of life.

She thought, okay, think too much, however, she firmly believes that she is not dreaming, there is hope if she persists, she will be able to wait until the day when the big fish is not at home and the little fish secretly goes on QQ, they will definitely become good friends. At that time, she would also lecture him, teach him to write, and help him check his homework, making him the best student in the school.

Ding Ling Ding Ling's alarm clock woke up Mao Yue's sweet dream, she rubbed her eyes, touched the head of the little cat she raised at the head of the bed, and thought, if only everything in the dream could come true as soon as possible. However, we all have to face the reality, and there must be hope for hard work. She looked at the rising sun outside the window, and in the morning light, she got up firmly and went to work.

When I was in the water group this afternoon, I suddenly had a thought and wanted to write a book to record the interesting things in the group and record everyone in my eyes. At that time, I said in the group, I want to write such a book, everyone is very supportive, I started with the fastest action in my life, when I finished writing 200 words, I suddenly found that I had written a fairy tale, and the trench said, this will definitely lose money, and I understand that it is true, but I just want to write like this, write what I want to write the way I want. Halfway through writing, Silly Meng suddenly bubbled up in the group and posted a photo of him and Derpy. I am an extremely emotional person, and at that moment, as sad as ever, I wanted to cry. In the past few months, I have joined the group, I met the cute, he is a very kind and upright person, I have had a lot of unsatisfactory times in the past few months, he is very busy and rarely bubbling, he gave me a lot of encouragement. We all believe that there must be hope if we persevere, and everything will get better and better. Seeing that it was not easy for their family of three, I always wanted to do something, but unfortunately, I couldn't do anything, so I had to write my best wishes to Derpy in words. Friends in the group, I hope that you can write your blessings to Derpy in the comments first, and then write down your suggestions for me. Thank you in advance